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  1. Rec *

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    You've never had sex with a monster, and you want to know what it's like.

    Your best friend, Sans, has never had sex at all.

    You don't have to be a mathematician to put two and two together.

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    03 Aug 2025

  2. Rec 85

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    When asked to man the spinner for a game of Twister by You and Parker, Chance finds himself unable to say no. Unfortunately, that does mean he has to watch every position, every angle and brush you make against each other… ah, fuck it. Forget the spinner. Who needs it when calling out right hand blue will make you brush your hand against Parker’s chest and move between his legs, or left foot yellow will move Parker close enough to almost kiss you?

    Unfortunately, he can’t exactly hide cheating from Parker, and he can’t hide intentions from you.

    Now, fully at the mercy of his two favourite people, you force him to narrate a campaign for you in return, just with a bit of a twist.

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    19 Jul 2025

  3. Rec 51

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    Infringement - The action of breaking the terms of a law, agreement, etc; violation

    AKA: Parker’s kinda going crazy and the reader fucks with it. Literally

    Smut, but angst as well, kinda. Parker's lost a few pieces but it's okay!!

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    15 Jul 2025

  4. Rec *

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    A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.

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    25 Feb 2025

  5. Rec 72

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    Two times AM catches you touching yourself, and one time he decides to do something about it.

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    21 Feb 2025