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Elsie Hughes has seen her fair share of difficult footmen—but Thomas Barrow is proving to be a challenge unlike any other.
For better or worse, he sticks around long enough for Elsie to meet that challenge.
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01 Jun 2026
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I'm a flower, you're the bee, it's much older than you and me by Elgney
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
18 May 2025
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“Did you ever go to Hershey?”
“What?” Eddie asked, thrown. “Why would I go to Hershey without you?” he asked, picking up a dish towel and drying off the plates in in the drying rack.
“When you were younger, I mean,” Buck clarified. “For your ballroom dancing.”
“I think I would—” Eddie paused on his way to grab a new plate, thinking. He met Buck’s face with an equally confused expression and said, “actually, now that you’re saying it . . . yeah.” He looked surprised by his own answer. “Yeah, Tara and I went our junior year. Damn, I can’t believe I forgot about that.”
“I think we met.”
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In 2008, an unlikely interaction occurred; in 2025, Buck remembers.
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11 May 2026
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all you can take with you (is that which you've given away) by Elgney
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
12 Feb 2025
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Buck knew the universe wasn’t really a huge fan of him. But this? This was a new low.
The last two weeks of working with Eddie Diaz had been a special type of hell. Of course, while he’d been out of work nearly dying several times, Bobby had managed to replace him with the hottest, most competent probie that ever graduated the Academy. And of course, he hated Buck.
Which was good, because Buck hated him right back.
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In a world where everyone's timing is just a little off, Buck and Eddie take a few more missteps on the way to finding each other.
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11 May 2026
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“Do I want to know what’s going on here?” Bobby asked.
“Normal stuff,” Buck shouted from where he was, back on the couch.
Eddie snorted down at his form, feeling fond and avoiding eye contact with Bobby, who must have stared down Chimney instead, because a second later he was fessing up.
“We’re making them fill out their HR relationship forms separately, and then we’re going to compare them, Newlywed Game-style.”
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Buck and Eddie fill out the LAFD's Consensual Relationship Agreement paperwork, Chim and Hen are over them already, and Bobby is just trying to make lunch and commit as few HR violations as possible.
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- Part 2 of not how the damage gets done
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10 May 2026
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Oh, fuck him, did he almost sleep with a serial killer? Distantly, he thought, Hen and Chim are never going to let me live this down. And then he thought, I might not live at all.
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Buck is having a hard time dealing with Eddie's impending move to El Paso and resorts to some Buck 1.0-style coping mechanisms. Unfortunately for everybody, this backfires in spectacular fashion.
Especially for Eddie, who waited until now to realize he was in love with his best friend.
OR: Buck and Maddie get kidnapped. Eddie spirals.
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10 May 2026