Hamsternaut



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    What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.

    Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.

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    Under the rule of a dangerous mermaid, the seas have become perilous even to a nocturnal mer like you. Worse, you've caught the eye of a fearsome hunter who's got plenty of ideas what to do next.

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    28 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 22

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    (。•̀ᴗ-)✧ I have a folder of Characters I like, you can pick which ones you'd like me to write next:
    https://1drv.ms/o/c/0f1ffd90adab09c8/EuzJk_iFJQ9GntXLvxJIv9cBWWONXHx5u3Cy3y9GEcVPMA
    (*contents are +18 nsfw for obvious reasons)

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    02 Nov 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    This isn't an actual work like the other ones in this series, it's things that I wrote randomly about the characters and the monsters when I got bored. I normally would never make this public, but the heat of summer wore me down enough to do it.

    I suppose, as it is right now, you can read this without having read anything about the other works, but just be warned that I won't be putting warnings on it like I did with the other entries. This work and every other one is female-reader centered, as it is with the other ones.

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    • Part 9 of MBE
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    27 Sep 2025

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    The latest brush with death opens a wound, a chasm on the underside of his ribs that hungers for something he can't discern. He eats and it’s still empty. Gorges himself tirelessly but the maw still growls for more.

    (He thinks it might be a sense of homesickness.
    And his home has always been you.)

    OR: Icarus tries a different approach to capture Apollo once and for all.

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    31 Jul 2025