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    "You like me?"
    "Yes."
    "Is it because I can make sweets anytime you want them?"
    "....yes, but that's not the only reason."

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    “I was thinking, Jungkook,” Father Park says. “Maybe you should come to confession on Saturday. You haven’t been too recently, have you?”

    Jungkook shakes his head, shamefaced. “No, Father.”

    “Well, why don’t you stop by at eight pm? I’ll be done with confessions after the evening mass by then, and we can have an, ah, private confession for you.”

    Father Park shifts to run hand down the back of Jungkook’s beck and brush down his back, touch light but searing hot through Jungkook’s shirt. “I know how shy you are,” he says.

    “That sounds good,” Jungkook responds. “I-I am shy,” he says, an adorable smile on his lips.

    Father Park pats him on the back again, this time in the small of his back, before his fingers dip just a bit too low and give a gentle pressure to push Jungkook out the door.

    Jungkook waves goodbye, cheeks red as Father Park watches him, a glint in his eye.

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    AU - Where Ekon's have the ability to turn into a very large bat
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    Jonathan Reid was supposed to be returning from the war when his entire life got turned upside down.
    It all has to be a nightmare, there is no way any of it could be real! He couldn't-... None of this way real, he wouldn't kill his sister.

    Priwen captures him and has to deal with his actions alongside his new body.

    An old friend makes a reappearance at the worst time, Geoffrey McCullum, the man who was so determined to learn first-aid so he could help his colleagues in the 'neighbourhood watch team'. Can Jonathan put aside his feelings about how needlessly cruel Priwen have been and trust his former friend to get him out? Or is the vampire hunter simply using him.

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    Alucarda asked to be completely purified by Sonja, so Sonja watered her all over.

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    Dos años después del apocalipsis fallido, Crowley y Azirafel creen que son libres. Libres para amar, libres para casarse y mudarse a su cabaña en South Downs. Pero Heaven y Hastur no están exactamente listos para seguir adelante.

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    En 1990, menos de un año después del apocalipsis que no fue, las cosas parecen geniales entre Azirafel y Crowley. Luego, Azirafel encuentra un libro que cambia la forma en que ven el mundo.

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    "You love it when I get like this." Elliot whispered pulling away slightly "You love the fact that I think about you every second of every day. You love the fact that I can't ever take my eyes off you. You love when I get like this, when I crave you so much that I can't get enough of your taste." 

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    Alternative title: The Holy Communion

    Captain America is visited by God and Jesus in the Queen jet and bottoms for the Lord.

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    The Black Fairy has succeeded. Emma Swan, Killian Jones, Henry Mills, Snow White, David, Regina, and Rumplestiltskin are dead. Hope the daughter of Emma Swan and Killian Jones with the shattered pieces of the Dark One's Dagger escape to a unknown realm called the land of monsters. After years of hiding from the ancient monsters, and creatures of the night for years with only a cross. She began hunting down the most powerful monsters as she prepares for her vengeful battle against Fiona.

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    Old Man Jenkens' was just a dude who wanted 3 things in his life: to have no damned kids tresspassing on his lawn, to have no damned kids swearing in front of him, and, lastly, to be the sexiest of them all!!!!!

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    This is the promised prequel to The Trouble With Being A Demon. It will follow the Book! Boys from Eden to Dopplebanging. You don't have to have read Trouble first to follow this story through, but there'll be easter eggs.
    Edit!This was supposed to be a standard 'sex through the ages' comedy porn but it started changing a bit as I was writing it. (This literally always happens to me).

    It's still that at its heart, full of ttwbad stupidity and hijinks, but now it's also a journey of exploration as two entities discover romantic and sexual love, kink, and the shape of their own needs and boundaries before our 'modern' understanding of these things existed.

    Look at these chapters through the lens of discovery. (The "rules" around sexual etiquette haven't been written yet!)

    This is the story of how Anthony and Zira stumble backwards into a marriage full of love, comfort, yummy kinky sex while always navigating the myriad of troubles with being Stupid— I mean— A Demon/Angel.

     


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    Many years after the Apocalypse.

    Aziraphale and Crowley live in a heartbreakingly perfect world. There is no sadness. There is no loss. Every day, the sun rises on an idyllic peace far beyond mortal imagination.

    The end of the old world brought Salvation. Justice. Perfection.

    But not everything is what it seems. And one angel learns that perfection cannot be bought without great pain.

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    Three very different nights for Anton and Viago

    (Aka, one night where Viago doms, one night where Anton doms, and one night where neither does)

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    Greta tasks you to find the Alucard, and you just so happen to find the love of your life.

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    On the worst night of the Blitz, Aziraphale drops a bombshell of his own on Crowley. He's done with being an angel. He wants to Fall.

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    Before Aziraphale can exit the car, the Bentley locks her doors. He and Crowley have to finish their conversation.

    Created for Ineffable Eras Zine: Soho edition!

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    This will mostly be a requesting book so if you want something don’t be shy. Name your prize. Whether it be kinky. Or fluffy.

    ~*~*°^°*~*~

    Also LGBTQ+ Friendly. So yeah.

    ~*~*°^°*~*~

    I do many Characters so don’t be shy to ask for one I haven’t listed. Ok my horny Darlings request away

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    1/?
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    Erik accepts people's sins。Because he is the messenger of hellfire。Hellfire aims to remove people's burdens。
    And Charles is the pagan。

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    Linette definitely didn't want to summon a demon, and Crowley definitely didn't want to be summoned. Nevertheless, that's what happened. Blame Linette's uncle, who is Not A Good Person.

    Other significant players include a potted fern, a bucket of holy water, and a concerned Aziraphale.

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    7/7
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    Craig is always happy to welcome new nuns.

    I've never been to church so I promise that there's mistakes in the language/mannerisms.

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