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索隆说，反正什么都是我嬴。
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- 中文-普通话 國語
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07 May 2026
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Following a cave in, our favorite cook and swordsman are trapped together in a very confined space. Zoro's content to take a nap, but what's up with Sanji?
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07 May 2026
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他从来不哭。
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07 May 2026
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【杰维】A New Knife/新刃（中文译文） by Streaks for surveycorpsjean
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
20 Dec 2024
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The rune chews them up and spits them out.
符文吞噬了他们，又将他们释放出来。Jayce takes Viktor and runs.
杰斯带着维克托逃离了现场。Bookmarked by Goatelastic
21 Apr 2026
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关于在警司家举办的一个欢迎派对的故事。时间大概在2015年3月。
本文包含：调酒事故、性取向探索、微量NSFW内容（艾伦x拉普拉斯）和致死量冷笑话。本文无浪漫倾向CP配对，任何人物关系都可以自由解读！Bookmarked by Goatelastic
21 Apr 2026
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没头没尾的乔给拉口，dom乔塑，queer拉，大量拉+性向问题，生在埃利耶特真是可怜你了拉同志（…………）
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19 Apr 2026
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“先声明，这不是狡辩。”拉普拉斯朝额头上抹了一把，尽管那儿没有汗。“我想你也知道，有些反应不受我自己的意志控制：天气变化、衣物舒适度、激素起伏甚至是心情的微妙改变等等等等，都是会引起变化的变量。”
“嗯。”艾络温点点头。“我们的文章确实还应该再做修改：人类还有第三套中枢系统，位置就在脐下三寸。”
拉普拉斯不确定是埃利耶特忽然抢跑入夏了还是自己在发烫：“如果你奚落的这个人不是我，我保证我会跟着一起笑。”
“笑吧，至少证明了你在某些方面是许多中年男性望尘莫及的健康。”Bookmarked by Goatelastic
19 Apr 2026
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拉普拉斯决定踏出第一步，于是他拜托他的好朋友帮忙。
科研组，EC&LM，没有剧情的纯车。两人（自我认知）的关系是好友。Bookmarked by Goatelastic
19 Apr 2026
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【授翻】无谓之降 by Karukeion, Morsember_chaos08
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
19 Dec 2021
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希尔科会满足金克斯的任何愿望，即使是“这个”，只要她想要。
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25 Nov 2024
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tell all the truth (but tell it slant) by susiecarter
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, DC Extended Universe
05 Jun 2016
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It takes a while for Batman and Superman to work things out, once Clark comes back from the dead. Pretending to date each other in order to explain why Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent are in the same place so often? Doesn't help as much as you might think.
Written as a fill for the dceu_kinkmeme prompt, summarized: Bruce/Clark, fake dating. (Full prompt in author's notes.)
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02 Nov 2024
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the fight was fixed, that's how it goes (everybody knows) by susiecarter for ohdeariemegoodness
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)
14 Jun 2023
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Bruce has already put himself back together, for the most part, by the time the League arrives.
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02 Nov 2024
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a continent undiscovered by susiecarter
Fandoms: DC Extended Universe, Man of Steel (2013), Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Justice League (2017)
29 Aug 2021
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Bruce tries to explain himself, one piece at a time; Clark's listening.
Or: six times Bruce let Clark learn something about him, plus the time it was something Clark had hoped was true already. (Written for Bruce Wayne Week 2021.)
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- Part 1 of Bruce Wayne Week
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02 Nov 2024
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A secret I’m holding in 我所隐匿之事 by Transparency
Fandoms: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Justice League (2017), DC Extended Universe
22 Aug 2023
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是氪石泄的密。
（或：氪星人看起来像人类一样——当他们想要这样做时。）
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02 Nov 2024
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"I kill so others don't have to," Bruce states firmly and clearly. This entire situation didn't seem like it could get any more bizarre, what with Bruce sitting in the dark and polishing guns, but somehow it just has, "While you are here you will not kill."
Jason's throat is scratchy and dry with terror, but the insatiable feeling of being talked over and disregarded is a fresh wound. He can't back down from this if he tried, "I've killed. I still kill. Who the fuck do you think you are to stop me?"
Bruce gently sets down his gun, and picks up the blade beside him with practised ease. Jason's blood runs cold when the man wearing his father's face says, "You will die by my hand if you try."
(Jason meets a version of Bruce who has manifested his fears very differently.)
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02 Nov 2024
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宝岚玉排列组合干饭日常，我们仨把日子过好比什么都重要（不是，请随便嗑
打开门，冯宝宝坐在塑料板凳上，抬起头看了他一眼，又低下头像一股小旋风一样往嘴里刨饭……白生生的大米饭。她面前的塑料折叠桌上放了三个盘子一个不锈钢盆，红的绿的黄的，五颜六色，三菜一汤。张灵玉背对着他，也端着饭碗，听到声音转回来看：“哦，楚岚回来了。吃晚饭吧。”
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04 Sep 2024
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【一人之下/球岚】请勿在床上吸烟，谢谢合作 by Qien74
Fandoms: 一人之下 The Outcast | Hitori no Shita: The Outcast (Anime)
24 Aug 2018
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09 Aug 2024
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Alastor, Altruist, Died for his Friends. That was the headline. Vox made sure it was plastered all over Hell the moment he'd seen that demon flee for his life. After he remained missing, Vox accepted that he really was dead. Dead and gone. No rival. He and the Vees were now free to rule Hell as the Overlords they'd always dreamed of being, and the plans were finally in motion.
Then Vox went out for donuts, and everything came crashing down. Because Alastor wasn't dead.
He was barely alive.
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13 Mar 2024
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盖尔x邪念x阿斯代伦
盖尔：奥术饥渴症。大学教授。会说话的翼猫塔拉是他的监护人，哦不，监护猫。不肯告诉别人自己的具体年龄。
安德鲁：被妹妹开着大卡车撞进icu，奇迹幸存的精神病邪教徒。身手矫健的大块头。驾照上的名字是安德鲁·戴维斯，二十岁。
阿斯代伦：法学生，滥交咖，性犯罪受害者。成绩优异，在嗑专注药。缺个能帮他把糟心床伴和前男友打成傻子的苦力，于是单方面和安德鲁相依为命。他是个至少二百岁的精灵。
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性关系：三人乱炖。感情关系：三人乱炖。故而不特意区分上下左右。因为作者的恶趣味，阿斯代伦是pussy使用者，另外两个是一般男的。5.22注：番外在主页
6.14注：恢复更新了
7.3注：卡文，新番外也卡了。我在23章note部分放了标题来源，文内提到的电视剧，一些梗的来源，以及角色设计和剧情走向的事。下次更新我依然会在这里另外注一下。
7.10：正文和后日谈。下次更新是番外，也贴在这儿。
7.18：番外
7.19：番外Bookmarked by Goatelastic
01 Feb 2024
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Astarion is near the docks when he feels Cazador's compulsion on him snap. He doesn't think twice. He just takes the next available ship out of Baldur's Gate. Its destination: The City of Splendors. Waterdeep.
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Gale takes back the glass, now empty, and then seems to fidget a little. “There is something I wanted to get your opinion on- but it can wait until you’ve recovered. You don’t look well at all- no offense meant, of course.”
“None taken,” Astarion says sweetly. “Please go on. Tell me exactly what it is about my appearance that you find lacking.”
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22 Jan 2024
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While sharing a moment of intimacy in the Shadowlands, Gale gives into the temptation to read Astarion's mind. He wants to feel their pleasure shared, to feel it amplified.
What he finds when he opens the link is nothing short of horrifying.
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22 Jan 2024