ColourMeConfused
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A gift for koomaqu, who gave the fantastic prompt "TM!Greg/TM!Alex - Greg makes Alex get a new suit. He stays with Alex in the room, lounging on the sofa and observing intently as the tailor takes Alex measurements."
“These trousers are shit,” he rumbles, low and intimate, like he’s breathing obscenities into Alex’s ear. “Polyester?”
Alex nods helplessly. He’s not sure what his face is doing, but he’s sure it’s something humiliating. “Polyester.”
“Eugh. I bet you’re sweating your nasty little bollocks off in that.”
“Yes, Greg.”
“Disgusting. Can’t even dress yourself properly, can you?”
Alex shakes his head. It’s true. He’s wearing an awful, scruffy, torn, dirty suit and he’s an awful, scruffy, torn, dirty man.
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08 Jul 2026
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(For the Taskhusbands Bingo prompt: Fingers in his mouth)
On one of their very occasional outings together, Greg asks Alex if he really can fit a pound coin between his front teeth. Alex is eager to show off his one party trick, but Greg has a few other ideas for the evening.
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07 Jul 2026
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1920s AU. Alex Horne is the head butler, ensuring all the staff of Taskmaster House live up to exacting standards. Although he may harbour feelings for the man of the house, he can put his emotions away and focus on his duties. Nobody needs to know.
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14 Jun 2026
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Alex has been presented with a fun night of risky business on the high seas.
That's not not what happens.
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31 May 2026
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You can't kidnap the willing. That's just called vacation.
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30 May 2026