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  1. Rec 50

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    They almost didn’t go on this trip. But Jude insisted, because the beach sounds nice! Traveling is fun! (It’s fucking fun, Erling, stop worrying, please!!!) So, Jude bullied his boyfriend on the plane, and here they are. Sure, he’s been throwing up every morning, but when that’s over with, he’s pretty much good to go.

    And he knows, okay! He’s watched safe sex adverts, and he’s had that talk with his Mom that was embarrassing as all hell, and he knows the Alpha’s supposed to wrap it up before the knot forms—but have any of them been dicked down by Erling Haaland?

     

    [or: jude takes a pregnancy test…or three.]

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    20 Jul 2026

  2. Rec 61

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    What if you wanted to get to heaven but God said “didn’t you run a Hollanov Tumblr blog in 2017?”

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    10 Jul 2026

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    Ilya gripped the envelope tighter. “The MVP,” he began slowly, still staring directly at Shane, “is…”

    Another pain slammed into Shane so hard his vision whited out.

    “…Shane Hollander.”

    The room exploded with cheers and applause . People rising to their feet.

    Shane barely heard any of it. His father hugged him first. Then Yuna. “Sweetheart,” she whispered against his ear, “you don’t look well. I don’t think you should be going up there alone..”

    He couldn’t answer. He stood carefully. Ignoring the concerned look both of his parents threw his way.

    The pressure between his hips was unbearable now. Every step toward the stage felt wrong. Painful. Wet. Why was it wet?

    Or Shane goes into labor at the NHL awards with a son they didn’t even know existed.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    Alternate Title: Shane Hollander: Stanley Cup Winner, Accidental Dog Sitter

    Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
    Unknown number: no
    Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
    Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
    Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
    Shane: I have your dog.
    Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
    Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Marlow: UHHHH
    Connors: GOOD LORD
    Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP?
    Ilya: Oops
    Ilya: Wrong chat
    Ilya: Obviously
    Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏

    Or: A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose

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    20 Jun 2026