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Stede is a 45-year old former hotel real estate investor, who has just signed his fortune to his almost ex-wife, having used only a small portion of it to buy an inn by the sea.
Ed is a 47-year old CEO of Blackbeard's, the big resort in town. He's been terribly bored by it all for years, despite the huge success. Izzy has been pushing for yet another expansion, or even a second location – Ed's considering the latter on the off chance that would mean Izzy would run it and move far, far away. Ed's friendly with his employees, but doesn't have anyone to confide in other than Izzy, who's a diiiick.
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Just a simple classic tale of texting the wrong number. Where will it go? Who knows
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Stede owns a small startup company, an inclusive men's apparel company. He is. Not good at it. His eye for fashion is great, but his sense of business and how to handle his staff is just terrible. After his investors threaten to pull out of their contract, he comes up with a plan...
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“You’re sweet, Stede,” Ed tells him. “I’ll do it.”
“I’m sorry?”
“I’ll do it. I’ll marry you.”
Stede’s mouth falls open, because there’s absolutely no fucking way this is happening to him, and yet—
And yet, Ed says: I’ll marry you, and it feels like a lifeline.
“You’re serious?” Stede asks. “You really want to do this?”Stede doesn’t expect the beautiful stranger across the bar to say Yes when he asks to fake marry him. He also doesn’t expect to become fake fiancés with benefits, but it seems like they’re both going to get more out of this than they could ever have hoped for.
The only thing is, Stede always thought that when he did marry, it could be for love.
Maybe one day, it will be.
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Bookmarked by AutumnViber
06 Sep 2024
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A modern AU in which Ed is a glassblower, because glassblowing is sexy. Ed/Stede medium burn, E rating applies from chapter 4 onwards.
Stede's life is boring, flat, made up of things he didn't choose for himself. He commissions some glass art from Ed as an anniversary gift for Mary, and Stede starts to learn what it is like to want things for himself.
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“Hey, it’s blond guy!”
“Uh,” Stede looks up to see leather and purple and strikingly tumbling hair. “Hi. Stede Bonnet. Blond guy?”
“Yeah man, I’ve seen you in the shop, I call you Blond Guy in my head. Good to have a proper name for you, Stede. I’m Ed.”
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Bookmarked by AutumnViber
11 Nov 2022
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Ed has been captured, and there's no way he'll agree to be the consort of Prince Stede in exchange to free his captive men. But then he realizes getting close to a prince might get him close enough to kill his father the king.
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- Part 14 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
Bookmarked by AutumnViber
11 Nov 2022
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The first time he fucks Stede Bonnet, Edward Teach is sure of three things:
Stede Bonnet’s mouth tastes both warm like brandy, and sweet like the flesh of an orange.
Stede Bonnet’s skin smells like fresh air, and sun, and the good type of dirt.
Stede Bonnet is going to be the greatest, most wonderful mistake of Ed’s life.or: Ed and Stede enter into a co-captains with benefits arrangement. It stays about as platonic as you'd expect.
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10 Nov 2022
