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    Edward Teach, once the enfant terrible of underground fashion, is on the precipice of haute couture greatness. But he just feels alone, creatively hollow & so fucking bored. Pushed by his COO Izzy Hands & investors, Ed must decide between commercial success or artistic freedom.

    Freshly divorced, Stede Bonnet escaped the drudgery of his family finance company to pursue a passion for fashion by studying at the prestigious Central Saint Martins college. But as graduation looms, he faces the harsh reality of making it on his own as a professional designer.

    When a chance meeting at Stede’s graduation show brings the two men together, it seems like the universe might be providing the inspiration, motivation… and affection… both are searching for. But nothing is ever simple when it comes to the catwalk or to matters of the heart.

    “We yearn for the beautiful, the unknown, and the mysterious” Issey Miyake

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    Mary said yes to going to sea, albeit only for two months, and so they go.

    Jim, on the run from Spanish Jackie, splits from Oluwande and joins Blackbeard's crew in exchange for his protection.

    Lucius, pickpocketing his way through Barbadian towns, somehow finds himself employed as part of a three-person crew.

    Three weeks into the two months, The Revenge is attacked by Blackbeard, and Stede's hope of an exciting but ultimately peaceful voyage with his family are crushed. All that's left is for him to bargain for his family's lives, even if that means putting himself on the line.

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    Izzy has been dragged into another season ghost story. He really wishes he'd just stuck with the decoration twattery.

    Another horror story with an Izzy biography.

    "You may not credit it now, but as a younger man on ships I used to look forward to Christmas. It usually guaranteed a port, a payload and a prostitute. Right up until it didn't..."

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    What if the world ended but forgot to tell everyone?

    A colorful crew builds a post-apocalyptic life on wealthy midwesterner Stede Bonnet’s land, but after a year of surviving with no contact with anyone, they are growing restless and decide to to find out if there are people out there, somewhere, anywhere.

    I-44 has long been a trade route for goods and services, both legitimate and illegal; Blackbeard and his gang of criminals firmly rule the latter. The apocalypse changes nothing for them, really; there’s just fewer customers, and money is kind of meaningless now.

    Blackbeard is bored.

    Stede is lonely.

    A chance meeting will set them, and their crews, on paths none of them expected.

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    Stede Bonnet has been planning the perfect art heist since the age of 15. He's gathered his crew, he's secured his venue, and everything is sure to be perfect... As long as famed art thief Blackbeard doesn’t get in the way.

    Oceans 11 meets OFMD, including crew shenanigans, rivals to lovers, and oh so many harebrained heists.

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    15/15
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    Stede Bonnet is free at last, and on his way back to his love. As "Captain Thomas Edwards", he'll learn a lot about sailing and emotional availability, and perhaps even make a name for himself as the man either brave or foolish enough to hunt the legendary Blackbeard. But rumour has it that Blackbeard may be the opposite of welcoming, if and when he ever catches up...

    Obligatory overly-long season 2/post-season 1 reunion fix-it fic, feat. slow burn reconciliation and some agonisingly detailed ship battles. Updates Wednesdays (AEST), occasionally more.

    This fic comes with a playlist! Pop heavy and generally upbeat; listen on Spotify here.

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    21/?
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    2004. London, UK. RevengeFest, a month-long music festival, is about to begin. With 20 venues participating and hundreds of acts lined up, it promises to be the most thrilling summer festival the world has ever seen.

    Headlining the festival is the biggest Nu Metal band Blackbeard. Its lead singer Edward Teach is a legend in the business after more than a decade as frontman, but his interest in fame is dwindling. Blackbeard is coming to the end of a world tour to promote their latest album. They’re playing 3 different shows at the best festival venues.

    Stede Bonnet is one half of the folk duo Allamby and Bonnet with his wife Mary Allamby. After slowly rising in the folk charts for over 15 years, Stede has decided he wants to try his hand at going solo. Stede’s booked three small venues at RevengeFest in an attempt to boost his album sales and his new image. His record label, Bad Mintons, have made it very clear that the festival has to go well.

    Ed and Stede meet at the festival and decide to collaborate on a song. Over the course of the festival their friendship develops into the most important collaboration of their lives.

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    Edward Teach, lead vocalist for a metal band, has been taking wedding singer gigs at a local event venue for the past few months, finding it a fulfilling change of pace in his life. A hopeless romantic, Ed is engaged to be married in less than a week and is completely in his element when he meets Stede Bonnet, a recently relocated professional attending a wedding where Ed is performing. Stede is swept away by Ed’s charismatic performance and the two hit it off right away. Stede promises that once he eventually sets a date for his own wedding with Mary, he wants Ed to be the wedding singer for theirs as well. Tragedy strikes when Ed’s fiancé leaves him at the altar, sending Ed spiraling into depression and swearing off wedding gigs entirely. In an attempt to help Ed get back on his feet (and hopefully spend more quality time with his new friend), Stede convinces Ed to help him plan his own upcoming wedding. Needless to say, as Stede’s wedding grows closer, so do Stede and Ed <3

    This story is loosely based on The Wedding Singer (1998) and inspired by the parallels between Ed's Episode 10 songs and the infamous "Somebody Kill Me Please" scene from the movie.

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    Stede Bonnet is a renowned restaurant owner of Queen Anne's Revenge, run by him and his ragtag crew of misfit chefs and waiters. During the blistering heat of summer in Miami, a bar opens across the street by the acclaimed chef Blackbeard.

    Said to be mysterious but extremely skilled, Stede is instantly intrigued by Blackbeard and seeks to get to know him better. If only Blackbeard wasn't so secretive, his wait staff so abrasive, and his wife, Mary, so rightfully suspicious of all of these endeavors.

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    Israel Hands is starting over. He is learning how to be himself, make friends, have healthy relationships, and do his job as the head nurse of the ER in London Mercy General Hospital. Recovery isn't a straight line. There will be bumps and detours, but it is easier with a good support system.

    After Izzy leaves his abusive ex in Manchester and drives to London, he begins to work at a respectable hospital and cultivate relationships with the people there.

    Will update twice a week:)

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    Stede Bonnet has finally accepted himself and moved to the small but beautiful town of Camden to start his new life. There, he meets the owner of a local flower shop and is swept completely off his feet // Edward Teach owns a flower shop in the quaint little town of Camden, Maine. He has a good life, but he's bored of it, bored of always doing the same things, following the same routine, never finding anything new or interesting. That is, until a new client walks into his shop and dazzles the hell out of him.

    Basically just a really soft, fluffy, smutty AU with just a little bit of angst sprinkled in later on.

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    Stede is a divorced, gay, divorce lawyer. He is dreading his upcoming class reunion since the Badmintons (because of fucking course) are running bets on him arriving alone and pathetic to the celebration dinner.
    Enter Ed Teach, long-time columnist for Hornygold, a gay lifestyle and entertainment magazine with some very interesting centerfold pictures. Ed is tasked to woo new sponsors for the magazine with an article about relationships.

    Ed runs into Stede and hijinks ensue. There will be a happy ending, of course ;)

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    Stede Bonnet has landed his first official zoo job as the latest reptile house keeper at the Revenge Zoo. Recently graduated after a divorce and a midlife crisis, Stede is ready to finally pursue his life’s passion in animals. But after seeing the IC keeper, he’s questioning if he might find another passion at this new job of his…
    Ed Teach has been at the Interpretive Center for two decades now, doing the same show every day with the same script, and showing off the same animals (not that he holds anything against them). He’s in desperate of a change. He thinks he might find it with the cute new keeper that works next door…

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    Ed Teach is a brilliant engineer whose job is taking him halfway around the world for the next six months. Stede Bonnet is in the throes of a midlife crisis, just divorced from his wife and leaving his father's business. When a laundry delivery service mixes up their addresses and leads to a passionate night together, these two wonder if they can build a relationship together long-distance, or if their feelings for each other will come out in the wash.

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    On Stede's wedding day a portal to a magical world opens up. Deciding he'd rather not marry a woman he doesn't love, Stede leaves his bride at the altar and enters the portal and see what that has in store for him.

    Turns out, Stede is to be the hero to save the magical world behind the portal, but he can't do it alone. With a lot of help from some friends he makes during his adventures, Stede solves puzzles, answers riddles, saves kittens, defeats evil wizards, and maybe finds love.

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    While a part of the crew of the Revenge reunite with their Captain and a certain scribe floats away at sea, the situation does not seem particularly hopeful. Difficult to get back to your ship and your loved ones with no proper mode of transportation.
    But what is this? A smaller vessel sailing under the unforgiving sun to take pity on our sad pirates? Let's hope these new people do not add more chaos to the already messy scenario.

    As for the rest of our merry *cough* or not *cough* friends back on the Revenge... well the cohabitation is going as well as you might expect.

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    Izzy Hands would have done anything for Blackbeard, including conspiring with the British Navy to free him from Stede Bonnet's mysterious hold. Unfortunately, he never gets the chance.

    Captured, alone and more uncertain of his place in the world than he's ever been, Izzy has to contend with the choices he's made. Can he stay alive long enough to make better ones?

    Meanwhile on the Revenge, Ed and Stede's romance blossoms even as they're both haunted by their own regrets. These regrets lead them to try and correct some past mistakes, and bring them face to face with Izzy once again. Or at least, what's left of him...

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    A recently out and divorced Stede Bonnet buys a canal side pub and narrowboat, despite having zero experience with either. Along with his rag tag pub staff and the boys from the boat works across the canal, he's carving out a little space where he feels he belongs.

    Ed Teach, a blues pianist who's lived on his narrowboat in London for years, is burnt out from a long tour and a bitter break up. He decides a boat trip North is just what the doctor ordered to clear his head and find the music again.

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    18/?
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    “BLACKBEARD!” Anne Bonny’s scream of a challenge promised death. Stede saw a blaze of red hair, wrathful green eyes, gleaming steel as she sundered the crowd to their left. Blackbeard saw. From somewhere behind Stede Izzy must have seen too, for he bellowed Edward's name in warning. For the first time in his life, Stede was quickest, ducking into the sword’s path in front of Edward. Anne’s eyes went wide and in that split second Stede registered she would hit him on the right. He shut his eyes even as a blur of movement flashed in his periphery. He remembered the beach.

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    The man was hot, Lucius decided. Total silver fox. Lucius smiled at him, trying to look welcoming and a little flirty as though they were just two strangers locking eyes across a bar and there was no awkwardness of having to ask for cash for a snog.

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    58
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    4
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    190

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