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Goblins have long and bitter memories but luckily hobbits have better aim.
Or, after his escape from Gollum, Bilbo stumbles upon the Company a little earlier than we see in the film, and proves himself more of a Took than anyone expected.
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03 Jun 2026
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This time he would not let Thorin fall to madness.
This time he would not let them die.
This time he knew he could handle it.
This time he would not tolerate the wizard's carelessness.
This time he would claim what was his.
Bilbo Baggins was definitely not the hobbit Gandalf expected to find.- Language:
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03 Jun 2026
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Haruno Sakura would like the record to show that she never purposefully intended to go back in time, create Konoha herself, and become the Hokage.
Nor did she ever, in a million years, think she would marry Uchiha Madara… but here she was.
In the Warring States Period.
Outside the temple, she built for Kurama.
In a shiromuku next to Madara who looks stupidly handsome in his montsuki with the Uchiha fan on his back surrounded by her Haruno circle of unity.
Hashirama is bawling in a pregnant Mito’s arms, Izuna is teary-eyed, Tobirama looks done with life as he hands him a handkerchief, and down below, the villagers throw petals in the air in celebration.
Kurama, the backstabbing fox, sits atop his shrine altar, in a shrunken form, and looks smug as hell.
How did my life come to this?
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Sakura gets sent careening into the Warring States Era due to a Uzushio ruin seal and decides to make it everyone else's problem.
Somehow, along the way, Uchiha Freaking Madara decides he likes the way she shatters the earth with her fist and demands she marry him.
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03 Jun 2026
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You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
That’s how the saying goes. Take enough punches from the universe and eventually it becomes harder and harder to pop back up, to see the worth in fighting back, to stop yourself from turning around and delivering some punches of your own.
Tim never wanted to become the villain—
“Appendicitis,” Tim breathed in disbelief. “Are you fucking kidding me?”
—but he’d be lying if he said he wasn’t tempted to burn the world to ashes when shit like this kept happening to him.
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01 Jun 2026
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The Natural Consequences of Asplenia by Rowanmoonlight
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
13 Oct 2023
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Tim thought it was just a mild cough, but when he finds himself admitting that he doesn't feel good, maybe it's a sign things are more severe than they seem. He hadn't expected to be hospitalized with sepsis though.
Whumptober day 13, Infection/"I don't feel so good"
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- Part 13 of Whumptober '23, aka beat up Tim for 31 days
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01 Jun 2026