lindajenner
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Let's get something clear... I'm a Muggle, I was born a Muggle and I'll die a Muggle.
But that doesn't change the fact that somehow I have magic and am attending Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizadry.
I've read all the Harry Potter books and seen the movies and now I have to live in the Wizarding World.
WIzards are idiots, complete and utter bloody idiots. Who's smart idea is it to use quills and parchment? What's with giving hormone ridden, pubescent, angst-driven teenagers a wand and teaching them how to use, then telling them don't cast hexes at each other? What about sending letters by owls? What if you live in a muggle area? Who thought up Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans? Vomit, earwax, really? -
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Who is Titania Grimmley?
Why does the idea of her befriending Fred and George Weasley make her father laugh his ass off?
Why does the idea of the three working together scar the whiskers off of McGonagall?
And what's with all the feathers?Series
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Marauder meet the Company, Company meet Hogwarts - Or a Good chunk of it by lindajenner
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
14 Jul 2020
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After the Battle of Hogwarts, the charges against Harry don't just go away because he killed Voldemort.
He's found guilty and is sent through the Veil.
But this isn't his world. And he's all alone...Or is he?
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At his trial Harry Potter chose Exile from the wizarding world, after having been convicted on multiple charges centered around the Voldemort War. His sentence was to be twenty years.
Fawkes had other ideas.Series
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After the Battle of Hogwarts, the charges against Harry don't just go away because he killed Voldemort.
He's found guilty and is sent through the Veil.
He comes out through the exit to platform 9 3/4... In a universe where James, Lily and Harry Potter and Sirius Black were killed the night Voldy attacked Godric's Hollow and was killed then by Dumbledore.
He has G10 + £25, his mokeskin pouch and a rucksack holding a few changes of clothing. Nothing else.
And he's 10 again.
What's he going to do?Series
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Harry has a Potions accident on his 25th birthday
Where does he wake up?
What does he do?
Is he alone?
Who does he tell?- Words:
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The Aftermath of Hogwarts... and What Happpens next. by lindajenner
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
16 Nov 2020
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Things don't go away, just because the bad guy is dead.
Actions have repercusions and people must take responsibility for their decisions.But... repercusion can take people in different directions.
Which directions will Harry end up going in?
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A Necro-Hobbit by lindajenner
Fandom: Riddick (2013), The Chronicles of Riddick Series, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
02 Jul 2017
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The Q who lived by thephoenixmage1
Fandoms: James Bond - All Media Types, James Bond (Movies), James Bond (Craig movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Oct 2020
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When James first met Q, he wasn't convinced that the young man could handle been Quartermaster to some of the most dangerous people around. He is about to learn that when it comes to handling dangerous, deadly people, Q has plenty of experience.
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Wind Shear by Chilord
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
This work isn't hosted on the Archive so this blurb might not be complete or accurate.
29 Oct 2020
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A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
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28 Oct 2020
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The Avengers are confused when Darcy shows up after the Battle of New York and starts making her way into classified areas of SHIELD. According to her, her brother's declaration of death paperwork hasn't been filed, meaning he's still alive.
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doomed to repeat (or are we?) by itsthechocopuff
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
15 Aug 2020
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after dying in space, Tony wakes up - still dying - in Siberia.
bitter, tired, determined and six years younger, he sets out to make some noise.
(or: Tony schmoozes, gains allies, adopts all the kids, kicks ass, falls in love, and saves the world. again.)
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Astronomy In Reverse by pansley
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)
26 Apr 2020
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A year after the Winter Soldier failed his mission in DC, Bucky Barnes is doing his best to stay under the radar from both Hydra and Steve Rogers. His hope for a peaceful day-to-day life in limbo goes awry, however, when he meets Queens’ newest hero; a pure-hearted kid with a death wish and a ridiculous pair of red and blue pajamas.
The last thing Steve expects when he finally tracks Bucky down is that, not only has the man been living in Queens all this time, right under his nose, but also that, in the two years since they last saw each other, Bucky somehow acquired a kid.
Alternatively: How Peter Parker effectively fucks over Bucky Barnes, and also totally saves him.
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- Part 1 of Winter!Dad