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    The races outside of the Shire assume Hobbits are bad at fighting and are helpless in battle. Thorin and his Compony learn this is hardly true through their Hobbit companion, Bilbo Baggins.

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    'A burglar of great skill.' The wizard said. 'Best in the business.' He said. 'Would decide the fate of their quest.' He said. And here they were in the land of halflings, in the home of a gentle hobbit who looked like he had never worked a hard day in his life. What was that blasted wizard thinking?! And why was the hobbit acting so . . peculiar? Who needed a bloody walking stick in their own home?! And what was up with his . . . wait. Mahal's beard! Was the hobbit really blind?! Thorin was going to have words with a certain wizard.

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    The fellowship has set out on its noble quest to destroy the ring and put an end to the threat that is Sauron! Just set out really, barely left the gates of Imladris, but things are going smoothly enough so far. That is until the two most unlikely party crashers fall upon their little fellowship. Uncle Bilbo and the Legendary Thorin Oakenshield?! Frodo just wants to know what's going on but the two of them won't stop hollering at each other long enough for anyone to get a word in edgewise. Suddenly, their little group is joined by Frodo's two biggest heroes and he discovers there was a lot more to Uncle Bilbo's stories than he realized.

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    Bilbo Baggins is shocked when he wakes up, not in Yavanna’s garden, but in Bag End, a home he has long since moved on from. He is even more shocked when he finds that it is two years to the day from when he left on his quest.
    How and why he ended up in the past he does not know, but he is far from a fool. He has been given a chance to change the mistakes of the past, to save his loved ones from their fates… He would not fail them, not this time.

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    “No matter what you are or what you do, my sword and shield are for you, not against you,” Ayth said, and she fell to her knees before him like he was the executioner. She rested on her ankles and bowed her head, and her hands fell limply into her lap.

    He remembered the first time he learned of Ayth, moments before she appeared in person. How he had imagined a dressed up woman decked out for a stroll and not an adventure, someone who’d probably never even seen a weapon up close let alone held one. When he met her, he was sure that despite her appearance she wasn’t all Gandalf said she was. She was thin, smiled too willingly, and had dressy clothes for a warrior nomad. Something had to be wrong with her image and story, and he still sometimes wondered how some of that first night fit into her personality now.

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    When Thorin is kidnapped while returning from a meeting in Dale, Bilbo is furious since everyone was expecting him to be the one at risk. In fact Dwalin had fourteen different plans to deal with the kidnapping of the Consort-Under-The-Mountain! But not a single one for retrieving the King... Finding himself feeling especially dwavishly possessive about his missing spouse, Bilbo decides it's time to go hunting for his stolen husband…

    Disclaimer: The Hobbit was written by JRR Tolkien. Film rights belong to MGM, New Line and Warner Bros. I own nothing except a really overactive imagination...

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    "How can emptiness feel so heavy."

     

     

     

    The Hobbit Trilogy
    (The unexpected Journey- Battle of the five armies)
    Fíli Durin x Fem!oc
    Minor! Bilbo Baggins x the same Fem!oc
    Slow burn

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    In the Shire there were two truths. The Tooks were odd and the Baggins were respectable. The Baggins family dealt in contracts and favours, and while the Shire knew that the Tooks were odd, it was the Baggins family that had other blood running through their veins.
    Bilbo Baggins did not go running out his door for want of an adventure, he went running out his door because of a terribly worded contract and a laughable quest that somehow held the spark of other.
    In this story, it is not the Tooks that held fae blood in their family tree, it is the Baggins, and theirs is so much closer to the surface.

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    If he had thought that reclaiming Erebor would be the hardest thing he did, then Thorin Oakenshield was indeed what his husband loved to call him- an Idiot.

    Surrounded by a family he once thought lost, a mountain of Dwarrows with conflicting thoughts, another child on the way with the life of his Husband on the line, and chaos in general, Thorin was sure he would lose his mind.

    But he was a descendant of Durin, and descendants of Durin stood tall. They fought and made their points. So Thorin would happily navigate through the madness that reigns (because madness is what Erebor has become), fight his own sickness (they really need to spend that gold somewhere) and get used to this new normal (The 'new normal' was undefinable) while making sure his family- all of them- remain strong and together (THIS was the hardest thing he would have to do)

    Nobody ever said love was easy, after all.

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    Sequel to 'When the Sun Rises, I will...'. Can't be read as a standalone, unless you wanna.

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    Balin has been adviser to three generations of the throne at this point. He started out late into King Thror's rule after the kings last adviser died (Was murdered by King Thror for trying to tell him something he didn't like). He didn't really count his role to Thráin II since the man was so out of it that Thorin had been named regent as a tween.

    Being Thorin's adviser had been his greatest achievement, even as tween the crown had suited him. But being an unmarried king had drawbacks and Balin had spent just as much time getting Nori to 'dissuade' pushy suiters as he's spent helping Thorin with royal matters.

    Bilba Baggins is a breath of fresh air and Balin has been planning the royal wedding since she wondered in to their lives. Now he just has to get her here for it.

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    After Arthedain fell, the Shire suffered from many harsh winters and attacks from outside their lands. A collective prayer was whispered to Yavanna and was answered, the hobbits would be hidden from the other inhabitants of Middle Earth. In turn, the hobbits nurtured the earth and lived quietly. The Shire disappeared into a mist and soon passed into myth and then legend, forgotten by all. However, everything changes when one lost dwarf makes it through the mist and asks a strange hobbit for help.

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    Amaryllis -pride, strength, and determination as they stand tall above all other winter blooms.

    He should have died earlier, Bilbo Baggins thought from his seat on the deck of an Elven ship making its way to the undying lands.

    Demons run when a good man goes to war. The night will fall and drown the sun when a good man goes to war. Friendship dies and true lovelies.

    Bilbo didn’t very much like that poem.

    Bilbo Baggins dies and goes peacefully into Yavanna's gardens. Bilbo Baggins dies protecting his king from a mortal blow and goes peacefully into Yavanna's gardens.

    Finally one day, Yavanna had enough.

    Bilbo Baggins would bring the change. And Yavvanna would do everything in her power to make it happen. Her children would thrive once more.

    And for just a moment, Thorin felt the body under him breathe.

    “Bilbo! Hold on.”

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    Bilbo Baggins was always a bit of an odd child. He knew that about himself. After all, other faunts his age could not 'remember' what *would* happen during their lifetimes. Bilbo doesn't know who or what brought him back, and he doesn't care. This is a chance to change the fate of those he cares most about. Even if he was to wait fifty years to do it.

    In the 'Before', he was Silvertongue, Barrel Rider, Ring-Bearer, and the Baggins of Bag End. He will need to become so much more if he plans on saving anyone from their fate; higher powers and destiny be damned.

     

    《 Rated Mature for Graphic Violence and Chapter-Specific Trigger Warnings 》

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    So comes to pass that Durin the Deathless, mighty dwarrow of Aulë, Father of the Dwarves, King of Khazad-dûm, the First of the Seven Fathers, King of the Longbeards, finds himself inexplicably bound to a small raw chunk of blue stone pocketed by one Belladonna Took on her journey home from a well accomplished adventure. Years, and multiple adventures later, Belladonna settles and births a son to whom this stone is gifted.
    A child named Bilbo, the small Hobbit who will turn the tides of the whole of Middle Earth, and the ghostly Durin's ward in this new uncharted world before them.

    Or: In which Durin the Deathless does not accept the finality of his lineage and submits his complaints to Mahal and Yavanna.
    Becoming bound to a stone was not part of his request to save the Dwarrow and this stipulation was not in the fine print.
    Additionally Hobbits are far too endearing even to ancient semi-immortal monarchs.
    And it isn't technically breaking any rules if the ghost beside you works as a translator for super secret dwarvish languages.

    BEING RE-WRITTEN AS OF 8/26/21

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    Balin, who couldn’t keep his mouth shut, had told Dwalin. Dwalin had told Gloin, who to his credit, had tried to tell Oin discretely before giving in and bellowing “Nori said that the wee halfing laddie is dangerous” in the middle of the room where the hobbit had laid out bedding for them.

    Or: Bag End is round for a reason

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    Thorin was at a loss. He was a monster slayer. A killer of all evil creatures who prey on humanity. Including vampires. Especially vampires. He hated vampires. He wouldn't be content until he eradicated every last one of the foul beings.

    So what in Mahal's name was he doing sitting here in a dusty armchair next to a cold hearth drinking tea (of all things!) with a (admittedly rather cute) vampire. The same vampire that he came to this old castle to kill.

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    By all accounts, the hobbit was an affable little fellow, fussily dressed with ruddy cheeks and curly hair. The most dangerous thing Thorin had witnessed him do so far was talk the ear off Ori about his sprawling family tree “the Baggins, the Tooks, the Proudfeet, the Addams, the Bracegirdles and the Brandybucks - though those are more distantly related, my boy”

    He acted harmless. He wasn’t even armed. He should have been harmless.

    Then the incident with the trolls occurred.

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    Getting thrown through time is fun right? Getting thrown through time and ending up 30 years prior to when those blasted dwarrow show up on her doorstep should be wonderful no? It's not. It's really not. It's not like Bilbo has a choice though. She'll try her damned hardest to make everything end well. Even if it breaks her.

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    Thorin and Company have finally reached a safe house after a few crazy weeks on the road. After three days of goblins, orcs, and a massive bear that's chased them into the home of one of Gandalf's acquaintances the Company is quite exhausted and quite tired of surprises. Unfortunately for them, or fortunately there is another staying there.

    Master Baggins is not who the Company expected to find, especially when he claims to be one of the only outsiders Durin allowed a title and a rank to. Although that's the least surprising thing about him.

    Thorin makes some discoveries and has some observations.

    Basically an AU where Bilbo is a skinchanger and the Company meet him at Beorn's on accident.

    Back by popular demand with more chapters! Thank you for all the support.

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    This thing started 4 years ago as a crack fic to amuse myself because honestly, dwarves are just ridiculous. As I returned to it after a long pause and it took an entirely different spin, a summary rewrite is a necessity.

    Bilbo Baggins had been touched by black magic. Her idle life in the Shire without any need to use her dark powers was turned upside down when Gandalf appeared at her doorstep to drag her yet again into trouble. But who wouldn't want to see a dragon? And the crownless king of dwarves wasn't so bad himself too. In hindsight, she should have just told the wizard to sod off.

    Thorin was quite ready to despise the newly acquired Company burglar, he was. Instead, he fell head over heels for her. Courting on the way to Erebor proves to be rather tricky when you're a directionally challenged jealous idiot and pretty much everyone ends up smitten with your One while literally nothing goes as planned.

    Throw in some dragon sickness angst, One Ring troubles, unexpected friendships and a lot of elves. Chaos ensues.

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