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    Erebor's time has finally come, now that Thorin has gathered together enough loyal Dwarves to make it to the Lonely Mountain alive. Dwalin just wishes they weren't a cursed number.
    Oh, and that the irritatingly bull-headed Halfling Tharkûn found in the Shire would go home already. The Wilds are no place for a half-starved, girl-child gentleHobbit who can neither fight nor fend for herself.

    Belda's time to escape has finally come, now that she's managed to convince (read: emotionally blackmail) Gandalf into agreeing to let her come on the quest thingy he seems to be on, as well as convince the annoyingly bull-headed leader of the Dwarven pack to let her join them until Rivendell, at least. She only hopes she can earn their respect.
    Especially his second-in-command.
    Oh, and that they won't kill her when they find out the truth. She might not be their Burglar yet, but she regrets lying to them anyway.
    Other than Thorin. The stupidhead.

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    Bilbo had always had these dreams where he was taller. Where he lived in the outskirts of a city. Where he was an army doctor. Where he got shot in the shoulder. Where he met a man that was as smart as a whip and could be as cruel as one as well. Where his name was John Watson.

    Metempsychosis - the transmigration of the soul, especially the passage of the soul after death from a human or animal to some other human or animal body.

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    Dwalin has never seen anything so delicate and perfect as the sweet thing in front of him. Bluebell came in a close second, right after the tray of cookies she was holding.

    Dwalin falls for Blue's cookies first and Blue shortly there after. He is firmly in denial that his Heart Lode is a feisty, courageous, sarcastic, kind, loyal Hobbit. Once everyone finds out though they do their damnedest to make him admit it and that the little Hobbit is head over heels for him even if she won't admit it.

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    Bilbo Baggins gets a second chance, but he is changed in mind, in spirit and other things too.

    Broken as he is, he has purpose. His mission is to save Thorin Oakenshield.

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    Shards of Honor Fusion: Commander Belladonna Baggins did not expect her astronomical survey to turn into this. She definitely didn't expect to find herself helping a Dwarf stage a coup to regain command of his own ship. And when that unfortunate business was over with, she never ever expected to see him again. No matter how much she might want to.

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    Thorin was at a loss. He was a monster slayer. A killer of all evil creatures who prey on humanity. Including vampires. Especially vampires. He hated vampires. He wouldn't be content until he eradicated every last one of the foul beings.

    So what in Mahal's name was he doing sitting here in a dusty armchair next to a cold hearth drinking tea (of all things!) with a (admittedly rather cute) vampire. The same vampire that he came to this old castle to kill.

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    For a long time now, life in the Shire hasn't been enough for Brianna Took-Baggins. She is longing for something more, something to satisfy the Took inside of her, and so when Gandalf appears and asks her to come along on an adventure, she doesn't hesitate. Little does she know that a stubborn dwarven king will be the least of her problems…

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    When Gandalf walked up Bagshot Row one morning, Bilbo Baggins knew the mad wizard was trailing adventure and peril behind him as he usually did. What Bilbo didn't expect was to be handed off to a gaggle of thirteen Dwarves on a suicide mission to reclaim their mountain from a dragon half a world away.

    It's rather difficult to keep secrets when you're living in each other's pockets after all.

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    ""Would you care for an adventure, dear Bilbo?" A beat of silence, then a grin spread across the hobbit's face. "Why, I thought you'd never ask.""

    In a different world, a different universe, a young hobbit might have turned down the offer of a lifetime. In a different world, a wizard would turn to others to take his place but would find none quite suitable enough. In a different world, the Company of Thorin Oakenshield would fail in their quest. And in a different world, Smaug would awaken.

    But this world is not that world. In this world, well, you'll just have to wait and see.

    OR the one in which Bilbo is a badass motherfucker who won't take anyone's shit, including, but not limited to, the entirety of Middle Earth.

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    For some reason Frerin finds himself reincarnated. How he doesn't know(Mahal, Iluvatar, weird food, weird drink?). All he knows is that he's back as a human and going to make dang sure that broody of his, their nephews, and the rest of the company doesn't get killed. He just wishes it wasn't easier said than done.

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    When Gandalf had told them Bilbo Baggins had been killed by an Orc in the Battle of the Five Armies, twelve hearts broke and one shattered entirely.

    Months later and hundreds of miles away, entirely unaware of any of this, Bilbo Baggins was trying to pick up the pieces of her life and rebuild after being labelled a traitor and exiled from the Lonely Mountain by the Dwarf she loved.

    Nothings stays buried forever, and when Kili and Nori find Bilbo living in Rivendell, only one thing matters; bringing her home.

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    What if little Olive had lived? What would she be like? And what would Bilbo be like, as well?

    An AU of my AU fic Green, should read that first tbh

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    After the events on Samhain, Camilla Baggins was relying on her mother's words to keep hope alive that her soul's equal would return to her. What she didn't plan on was the reactions of the dwarrow to the gift she had given the dwarf she'd shelter or how far her kind actions would go.

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    Bilbo Baggins is what you would expect from a hobbit. Loves gardening, good food, polite, hospitable, and enjoys the comforts of home. But only a handful of people on Middle-Earth know there is much more to Bilbo hiding under that gentlehobbit mask. Beneath that mask lies a being who is not completely a hobbit. A being much older than the Old Took himself. A being capable of impossible things. A being who came from the stars.

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    Billa Baggins had taken after her mother in more ways than one, though her perchance for adventure had certainly made her and outsider within the Shire. Dubbed Mad Baggins by the greater population of the Shire the 36-year-old Hobbit-lass was more than happy when Gandalf the Grey came a' knocking to spirit her away on a quest to take back the Home of Durin’s Folk from the Dragon Smaug. Through trials and tribulations, the Quest ended with Erebor retaken and Thorin Oakenshield Crowned King. As the rebuilding starts Billa is swept up in political intrigue and Assassination Attempts all while trying to keep her feelings for the younger prince a secret. Though when the subject of an arranged marriage crops up and Kíli comes running to her to fix it, what is a Hobbit-lass to do? Propose of course.

    Story starts from the beginning of the Quest for Eerebor, and continues on after the Battle of Five Armies.

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    When the dragon fell from the sky, destroying Bilbo's crops, he didn't get angry. He carefully maneuvered its talons before taking care of its wounds and wings. From the soft scales and bright blue eyes, it was young, not even able to breathe magic. So Bilbo led it to his barn where it could heal before it left. Too bad its father decided to show up.

    (( Updates Mondays and Thursdays, if the week permits it ))

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    The fauntling was so small when Nori looked down at him, wide watery eyes and a poof of curly hair. He had been asked a favor, though, and by someone he owed a life debt to. He could no longer repay Belladonna, for she was long gone, but he could look after her son.

    (Also known as Nori tries to adopt Bilbo and unwittingly gets his brothers involved, leading to Bilbo being inducted into the 'Ri Clan. This all amounts to Thorin getting more of a burglar than he expected.)

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    "Her savior was a dwarf, she realized with some surprise. She’d only seen dwarves in the books her mother brought from Rivendell." After the Fell Winter claims her parents, Bilba finds herself adopted by the dwarf that saved her life. Bilba will do anything to protect her new family, even put up with his rude (stupidly handsome) son and eventually go against a dragon. Eventual Thorin/fem!Bilbo.

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    Bilbo Baggins had made his peace, accepted his regrets, and was ready for death even though the ones that he would call family were beyond his reach. Such was the reality for a Hobbit who had fallen in love with a King that had died before his time and made a family from a mismatched group of questing Dwarrow. He never expected what happened next could have been possible, but he wasn't about to back down either. He had the challenge of making this right this time, and perhaps there were more surprising events waiting for him. Only time would tell and Bilbo had more than enough patience to wait and see.

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