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    When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.

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    Little mouse-sized gardener Bilbo always gets so cold during the Fall and Winter, and his human friend Gandalf always brings him inside during those cold months. However, this fall, Gandalf has new company in the form of a band of rat-sized dwarrow. What shenanigans will those ruffians rope Bilbo into??

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    Thorin was at a loss. He was a monster slayer. A killer of all evil creatures who prey on humanity. Including vampires. Especially vampires. He hated vampires. He wouldn't be content until he eradicated every last one of the foul beings.

    So what in Mahal's name was he doing sitting here in a dusty armchair next to a cold hearth drinking tea (of all things!) with a (admittedly rather cute) vampire. The same vampire that he came to this old castle to kill.

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    Belladonna Baggins is nearly 3 years past her majority and time is running out. If she doesn't find a husband soon she will loose not only her inheritance but Bag end and everything inside it as well. Just when she thinks she will have to settle for Bobby Bolger Gandalf shows up looking for a burglar.

    Dwarves won't let an unmarried female travel with them, and when Bella's cousin Fortinbras hears this he offers up a solution - have one of the Dwarves marry Bella, save her estate and she can travel to help them on their quest. Of course a contractual marriage of necessity isn't the best way to start a relationship, especially between two people who have vastly different cultures.

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    Bilbo Baggins wasn't the Gentlehobbit many of the Shirefolk thought he was. He was hardworking, determined, and fiercely protective over those he deemed worthy. He was also not someone to mess with, if you valued your reputation, self-worth or life.

    None of the Shirefolk knew this, though. They simply saw the smiling Hobbit, the one who played with the children and let them taste fresh raspberry pies under the guise of "needing to know if it had cooled down enough."

    Bilbo was perfectly fine with hiding his Took parts, until a party of dwarves fall into his house and take him on an adventure. He was fine with hiding it during their travellings, too. But one dwarven king couldn't help but push all of Bilbo's buttons, couldn't help but rapidly unwind the meaner parts of the Hobbit. Dare I say, the Hostile parts of the Hobbit.

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    In which I made Bilbo even more of a badass because I saw a terrific fanart on Tumblr where Bilbo looked like a determined little shit, and Thorin was looking down upon him. And then the plotbunnies started hopping around, and I don't have enough carrots to feed them all.

    (This will not have a consistent update schedule, sorry about that!)

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    The Battle has been won and what Violet Baggins had thought would be a lovely reunion ended up being a nightmare that ended with her being banished from Erebor! The Burglar for the Company of Thorin Oakenshield fled the Lonely Mountain with her heart in pieces and a bit more treasure than anyone thought possible.

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    Bilba Baggins didn't know why she was given a second chance at life but you can be sure that she was not letting her loved ones die again without a fight. She might even have help with her goal from another who was given the same chance as her.

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    'A burglar of great skill.' The wizard said. 'Best in the business.' He said. 'Would decide the fate of their quest.' He said. And here they were in the land of halflings, in the home of a gentle hobbit who looked like he had never worked a hard day in his life. What was that blasted wizard thinking?! And why was the hobbit acting so . . peculiar? Who needed a bloody walking stick in their own home?! And what was up with his . . . wait. Mahal's beard! Was the hobbit really blind?! Thorin was going to have words with a certain wizard.

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    “I am not half of anything, dwarf.” Bilbo snaps, glare jerking to Fíli’s face. “That name is one giving to us by men, who think we are half of what they are. They spit that at us before we wandered and found home in the Shire. You of all races must know the hardships of being scorned because of your size by Bigfolk. Be careful not to do the same to me, Master Dwarf.” Bilbo warns, tone bordering on a knifes edge, one dip away from falling into abandon completely. Fíli’s eyes go comically wide. Thorin tenses as Kíli looks between them all, lips going thin.

    Bilbo grabs the last of the weapons, scoffing a little. “Good day, Master Dwarves.” Bilbo spins and marches off, anger burning in his chest like fire in a dragons, building and building until it seemed to steam from his ears and nose. He marches off and sets off towards Rivendell, cursing dwarfs and everything they stood for, for that silly scornful name they call him.

    He’ll show them halfling. Just wait until they come to him begging for a burglar to reclaim a lost kingdom and steal a fucking stone from beneath a fire breathing dragon.

    Bilbo scoffs again.

    Dwarves.

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    Adventuring was not a word commonly used in a Hobbit’s vocabulary. If it was used at all, it was considered generally disparaging and insultish, because Hobbits were quiet creatures who by and large preferred to be left alone to their comforts.

    Bilbo Baggins followed this vein of thought, all in all. He was not a Hobbit to change his ways, after all, and he had long ago settled into his regent-Masterhood of Bag-End and all that came with it. But when the notorious Peace-Disturber comes knocking at his door…

    Well. Adventuring had been rather fun as a fauntling, before he’d matured. Perhaps he could invest in just one more?
    He had only one condition.

    If he was to go on this Adventure of Dragons and Dwarves and danger—and quite-possible death—then his sister was to come with him.

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    Billa Baggins had taken after her mother in more ways than one, though her perchance for adventure had certainly made her and outsider within the Shire. Dubbed Mad Baggins by the greater population of the Shire the 36-year-old Hobbit-lass was more than happy when Gandalf the Grey came a' knocking to spirit her away on a quest to take back the Home of Durin’s Folk from the Dragon Smaug. Through trials and tribulations, the Quest ended with Erebor retaken and Thorin Oakenshield Crowned King. As the rebuilding starts Billa is swept up in political intrigue and Assassination Attempts all while trying to keep her feelings for the younger prince a secret. Though when the subject of an arranged marriage crops up and Kíli comes running to her to fix it, what is a Hobbit-lass to do? Propose of course.

    Story starts from the beginning of the Quest for Erebor, and continues on after the Battle of Five Armies.

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    The fellowship has set out on its noble quest to destroy the ring and put an end to the threat that is Sauron! Just set out really, barely left the gates of Imladris, but things are going smoothly enough so far. That is until the two most unlikely party crashers fall upon their little fellowship. Uncle Bilbo and the Legendary Thorin Oakenshield?! Frodo just wants to know what's going on but the two of them won't stop hollering at each other long enough for anyone to get a word in edgewise. Suddenly, their little group is joined by Frodo's two biggest heroes and he discovers there was a lot more to Uncle Bilbo's stories than he realized.

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    On the morning Bilbo Baggins leaves on the quest for Erebor for the eighth time, she is two hundred and eighty-one years old. To all the rest of the world, she is fifty-one. Regardless, nobody can ignore the way she confidently blazes the path for the thirteen dwarves trailing behind her, not even their enemies, and especially not Thorin Oakenshield, whose life she is bent on saving even if it kills her, because it already has.

    Time travel fix-it groundhog day style featuring a female Bilbo Baggins.

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    Three years after the fall of Voldemort, Harry finds himself transported to a world in which he apparently is connected to. Wanting to know why he was sent away, and why the truth was kept from him, Harry presses forward for answers and also for peace. But nothing peaceful or normal ever seemed to follow the boy who live.

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    This fanfic is inspired by the movie "Chocolat" (2000) and "The Hobbit" movies.

    Bilbo Baggins and his son, Frodo, descendants of the nomadic tribe of Yavanna, come to the quiet town of Erebor, to prepare ancient cocoa-based remedies.

     
    'Chocolat' universe, with 'The Hobbit' characters.

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    What if Bilbo and Thorin met several years before the quest to reclaim Erebor began? Thorin is hurt somehow and Bilbo takes him back to bag-end to help him and feeds him obviously. They managed to strike up a friendship (at least partly because Thorin is less of a prat when he isn’t wearing the mantle of an exiled king)... and then years later the quest begins

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    Unlike many others, the Baggins Twins are anything but ordinary. They would be considered odd by the mere fact that they're twins, but more likely, because they have the first platonic soul bond in a very long time. So when the twins Bophie and Bilbo are whisked away on a mad adventure to slay a dragon with 13 dwarves and a wizard, their joined fate becomes tangled in knots that become harder and harder to undo as their journey grows closer to the end.

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    Daffodils had always been prominent in the life of Bilbo baggins. He can remember them everywhere vividly, including in his second chance! He wakes up to find that the past year, 'never happened', and Gandalf is knocking on his door once more, looking for an adventure.

    And he bites that bait, unknowing if he's made the best decision, but willing to trust himself and try again, for those he's grown to love.

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    While Hobbit culture may have shifted drastically from their Wandering Days (and before even that), they haven’t forgotten their roots.

     

    Or, alternatively; Dealing with a hobbit that was both a Baggins and Took is a heart attack and a headache for nearly everyone who meets them, namely because they seem to be two steps ahead and twelve feet to the left of where you expect them to be when you think you’ve finally caught up.

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    Bilbo Baggins had made his peace, accepted his regrets, and was ready for death even though the ones that he would call family were beyond his reach. Such was the reality for a Hobbit who had fallen in love with a King that had died before his time and made a family from a mismatched group of questing Dwarrow. He never expected what happened next could have been possible, but he wasn't about to back down either. He had the challenge of making this right this time, and perhaps there were more surprising events waiting for him. Only time would tell and Bilbo had more than enough patience to wait and see.

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