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    Willow Baggins met a dwarf in Bree when she’s drinking away her sorrows as her ex-husband, Otho, gets remarried and takes her home away from her. The next morning the dwarf disappears and Willow is left more broken than before.

    Years later, the dwarf that left her shows up on her doorstep thanks to a pesky wizard. But Willow isn’t the same hobbit Thorin met all those years ago. Now, she has someone to care about and someone who cares about her.

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    Thorin was at a loss. He was a monster slayer. A killer of all evil creatures who prey on humanity. Including vampires. Especially vampires. He hated vampires. He wouldn't be content until he eradicated every last one of the foul beings.

    So what in Mahal's name was he doing sitting here in a dusty armchair next to a cold hearth drinking tea (of all things!) with a (admittedly rather cute) vampire. The same vampire that he came to this old castle to kill.

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    Hobbits, being the smallest of the free races and less inclined toward violence, knew that they would be at great risk from dark or greedy forces. So, the Hobbit leaders banded together to create a plan. The plan was domestication. Let the other races think them like animals. Dogs, Cats, Birds and others have been cared for by the taller folk with only companionship and love as the exchange. So why not Hobbits as well? After all, what is more comfortable than having food, shelter and protection provided for you?

    For ages the Hobbits have been considered creatures of comfort. They are the most versatile animals in all of Middle Earth. They can cook, sew, clean, be trained to guard livestock or even read small words. They are great judges of character and once one has been chosen as their family they instantly achieve positive social status. Most importantly though, Hobbits are the greatest companions that love unconditionally.

    And Thorin will find one for his nephews if its the last thing he'll do.

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    Erebor's time has finally come, now that Thorin has gathered together enough loyal Dwarves to make it to the Lonely Mountain alive. Dwalin just wishes they weren't a cursed number.
    Oh, and that the irritatingly bull-headed Halfling Tharkûn found in the Shire would go home already. The Wilds are no place for a half-starved, girl-child gentleHobbit who can neither fight nor fend for herself.

    Belda's time to escape has finally come, now that she's managed to convince (read: emotionally blackmail) Gandalf into agreeing to let her come on the quest thingy he seems to be on, as well as convince the annoyingly bull-headed leader of the Dwarven pack to let her join them until Rivendell, at least. She only hopes she can earn their respect.
    Especially his second-in-command.
    Oh, and that they won't kill her when they find out the truth. She might not be their Burglar yet, but she regrets lying to them anyway.
    Other than Thorin. The stupidhead.

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    "Love is sweet, dearest Kili, but it cannot change a man's nature. Especially like your uncle"

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    If you throw a frog into a pot of boiling hot water it will jump out, but if set it in cold water and slowly heat it up it will stay until it dies. This is how abusive relationships begin.

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    Bilbo had been happy, he knew that. He was frankly surprised when this god of a man asked him out to dinner after a coincidental run in at the market, but after two years he didn't know if he stayed out of fear or because he didn't know any way out.
    That was until a man with dazzling blue eyes picked him up on the side of the road after one of Smaug's outbursts.

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    In a desperate attempt to make sure someone he trusts rules over Erebor, Thorin marries Bilbo on what will probably be his deathbed, as well as that of his heirs. When all three Durins survive, Thorin's marriage to Bilbo comes under scrutiny. Not everyone is happy with it.

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    When the dragon fell from the sky, destroying Bilbo's crops, he didn't get angry. He carefully maneuvered its talons before taking care of its wounds and wings. From the soft scales and bright blue eyes, it was young, not even able to breathe magic. So Bilbo led it to his barn where it could heal before it left. Too bad its father decided to show up.

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    Billa Baggins had taken after her mother in more ways than one, though her perchance for adventure had certainly made her and outsider within the Shire. Dubbed Mad Baggins by the greater population of the Shire the 36-year-old Hobbit-lass was more than happy when Gandalf the Grey came a' knocking to spirit her away on a quest to take back the Home of Durin’s Folk from the Dragon Smaug. Through trials and tribulations, the Quest ended with Erebor retaken and Thorin Oakenshield Crowned King. As the rebuilding starts Billa is swept up in political intrigue and Assassination Attempts all while trying to keep her feelings for the younger prince a secret. Though when the subject of an arranged marriage crops up and Kíli comes running to her to fix it, what is a Hobbit-lass to do? Propose of course.

    Story starts from the beginning of the Quest for Eerebor, and continues on after the Battle of Five Armies.

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    There once slept a hobbit, in a hole in the ground, who was meant for so much more. Now, with the deep voice of an exiled-king whispering in his ear, he wakes to a world that needs him... though he can't remember why.

     

    This is a Crossover between Zelda BOTW and The Hobbit, in which Bilbo = Link, Thorin = Zelda, and Smaug = Calamity Ganon... and an adventure begins!

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    Quando aprì nuovamente gli occhi, si ritrovò nel suo vecchio letto, nella sua vecchia casa, nel suo vecchio corpo. Che sia la morte? O un trucco di magia? In ogni caso, Bilbo sapeva riconoscere una seconda opportunità quando ne vedeva una, e questa volta la sua avventura con Thorin sarebbe andata diversamente.

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    Bilbo Baggins is what you would expect from a hobbit. Loves gardening, good food, polite, hospitable, and enjoys the comforts of home. But only a handful of people on Middle-Earth know there is much more to Bilbo hiding under that gentlehobbit mask. Beneath that mask lies a being who is not completely a hobbit. A being much older than the Old Took himself. A being capable of impossible things. A being who came from the stars.

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    In time of great change a Prophet is born, selected by one of the Valar. When Bilbo is born, he had the markings of the Prophet but it was not One of the Valar that had chosen him, it was all.

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    Bilbo had always had these dreams where he was taller. Where he lived in the outskirts of a city. Where he was an army doctor. Where he got shot in the shoulder. Where he met a man that was as smart as a whip and could be as cruel as one as well. Where his name was John Watson.

    Metempsychosis - the transmigration of the soul, especially the passage of the soul after death from a human or animal to some other human or animal body.

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    Bilbo's childhood was somewhat different than in cannon. How would that change the Quest and what comes after? Read to find out.

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    Dwalin has never seen anything so delicate and perfect as the sweet thing in front of him. Bluebell came in a close second, right after the tray of cookies she was holding.

    Dwalin falls for Blue's cookies first and Blue shortly there after. He is firmly in denial that his Heart Lode is a feisty, courageous, sarcastic, kind, loyal Hobbit. Once everyone finds out though they do their damnedest to make him admit it and that the little Hobbit is head over heels for him even if she won't admit it.

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    Shards of Honor Fusion: Commander Belladonna Baggins did not expect her astronomical survey to turn into this. She definitely didn't expect to find herself helping a Dwarf stage a coup to regain command of his own ship. And when that unfortunate business was over with, she never ever expected to see him again. No matter how much she might want to.

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    For a long time now, life in the Shire hasn't been enough for Brianna Took-Baggins. She is longing for something more, something to satisfy the Took inside of her, and so when Gandalf appears and asks her to come along on an adventure, she doesn't hesitate. Little does she know that a stubborn dwarven king will be the least of her problems…

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    When Gandalf walked up Bagshot Row one morning, Bilbo Baggins knew the mad wizard was trailing adventure and peril behind him as he usually did. What Bilbo didn't expect was to be handed off to a gaggle of thirteen Dwarves on a suicide mission to reclaim their mountain from a dragon half a world away.

    It's rather difficult to keep secrets when you're living in each other's pockets after all.

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    ""Would you care for an adventure, dear Bilbo?" A beat of silence, then a grin spread across the hobbit's face. "Why, I thought you'd never ask.""

    In a different world, a different universe, a young hobbit might have turned down the offer of a lifetime. In a different world, a wizard would turn to others to take his place but would find none quite suitable enough. In a different world, the Company of Thorin Oakenshield would fail in their quest. And in a different world, Smaug would awaken.

    But this world is not that world. In this world, well, you'll just have to wait and see.

    OR the one in which Bilbo is a badass motherfucker who won't take anyone's shit, including, but not limited to, the entirety of Middle Earth.

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