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    After the great battle of the 5 Armies, Bilba Baggins. Good Burglar of Erebor, Riddle Maker, Barrel Rider of Underhill. Believes the family she had found under dwarves is dead. So she takes what she has and leaves as soon as she can, only to find two treasures had joined on her adventure. So- Vowing to keep them safe in the shire away from the real world, she hides the truth in her stories. But this isn't about her anymore. It about two Dwobbits determined to unburden their mother from danger. Leaving her to be safe in the shire as the two faunts sneak away to find the truths in their mother's stories...

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    The fellowship has set out on its noble quest to destroy the ring and put an end to the threat that is Sauron! Just set out really, barely left the gates of Imladris, but things are going smoothly enough so far. That is until the two most unlikely party crashers fall upon their little fellowship. Uncle Bilbo and the Legendary Thorin Oakenshield?! Frodo just wants to know what's going on but the two of them won't stop hollering at each other long enough for anyone to get a word in edgewise. Suddenly, their little group is joined by Frodo's two biggest heroes and he discovers there was a lot more to Uncle Bilbo's stories than he realized.

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    "Sometimes you change your mind,
    Sometimes your mind changes you,
    And sometimes a witch changes your life."

    It all started with a single light in the dark of the night. If Bilbo had known it was about end with this mess he was in, he would have turned around and not spend a single second on watching it. But, unfortunately, our favorite Hobbit followed the light, completely unaware of the consequences that would change his whole life.

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    After Rivendell, Bilbo wanders off and gets turned into a Dwarf. This has its pros and cons.

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    Mr. Baggins, as seen through the eyes of the members of Thorin's company, during their quest to retake Erebor from Smaug. He may look like an ordinary hobbit but make no mistake, there is nothing of common in Mr. Baggins and he is more than what the eyes may see.

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    "How can emptiness feel so heavy."

     

     

     

    The Hobbit Trilogy
    (The unexpected Journey- Battle of the five armies)
    Fíli Durin x Fem!oc
    Minor! Bilbo Baggins x the same Fem!oc
    Slow burn

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    From that sparse information Gandalf supplemented him with about halflings, Thorin expected some soft creature that would cower under his gaze when he knocked on the door of Bag End. What he certainly didn’t anticipate at all was witnessing a mildly annoyed hobbit female berating his rowdy nephews who looked genuinely ashamed of their behaviour for once, when she yanked the door open. Thorin finds himself drawn to the short-tempered hobbit almost immediately, his denial about her being his One not lasting very long. But how does one go about impressing someone who seems to be completely unimpressed even by the prospect of facing a fire-breathing dragon? And what’s with that creepily accurate foresight of hers?

    Or what if the things were the other way around and it would be a dwarven king hopelessly in love being pushed away by a witty hobbit burglar who hides a rather unique trait?

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    During the Second Age, Sauron created Witches; dark, powerful beings whose magic could do terrible things. Three of the four fell with Sauron, killed by the forces of Men and Elves, but one was lost - rumored to have hidden in the corners of the world, biding its time.

    Bilbo lives peacefully in Bag End. He's a reasonable cook, an excellent writer, and is Shire's best gardener.

    He also happens to the Last Witch of Morgul, but no one needs to know that.

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    The Company has been having a good laugh as the story of their quest spreads through the mountain and more and more retellings makes Thorin out to be Bilbo’s damsel in distress. It stops becoming funny when Thorin’s honor is challenged, and it’s up to Bilbo to defend it. Thorin may be ready to smuggle his hobbit out of the mountain, but Bilbo will do it. For Thorin, he would do anything.

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    Thorin was at a loss. He was a monster slayer. A killer of all evil creatures who prey on humanity. Including vampires. Especially vampires. He hated vampires. He wouldn't be content until he eradicated every last one of the foul beings.

    So what in Mahal's name was he doing sitting here in a dusty armchair next to a cold hearth drinking tea (of all things!) with a (admittedly rather cute) vampire. The same vampire that he came to this old castle to kill.

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    Bilba makes a wish as she, Fili, Kili and Thorin wait for Frodo to join them on the ship to the dwarven halls of the dead. She makes many actually between worry for him and anger for putting him in this situation. Yavanna decided to grant her wishes because she also thinks that this whole thing could have been done better (though she doesn't blame Bilba in the slightest). Now Bilba is a child being forced to relive the fell winter moments to late to save her parents. It doesn't seem like much but the death of Azog's warg changes everything.

    Like the flap of a butterfly's wings.

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    There are several things that the dwarves don't know about the hobbit that is traveling with them. Things that Bilbo is glad to let them find out for themselves along the way.

    The first is that he's prepared for anything. His mother used to quiz him about what he'd do in any given situation - from relatives to trolls - and Bilbo never disappointed her with his answers. Riding a pony all day gives him plenty of time to plan for everything.

    The second is that he can throw a stone or any other small object hard enough to embed it several inches into a tree trunk. His accuracy is uncanny even for Shire standards. He's quite proud of it.

    The third is that he doesn't actually say so many proverbs when at home but it seems to annoy the dwarves so he spends time thinking up all the ones he's heard before.

    And last, hobbits scold like it is no one's business. The Dwarves he's traveling with really have no idea what's going to happen if they truly piss him off.

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    Balin has been adviser to three generations of the throne at this point. He started out late into King Thror's rule after the kings last adviser died (Was murdered by King Thror for trying to tell him something he didn't like). He didn't really count his role to Thráin II since the man was so out of it that Thorin had been named regent as a tween.

    Being Thorin's adviser had been his greatest achievement, even as tween the crown had suited him. But being an unmarried king had drawbacks and Balin had spent just as much time getting Nori to 'dissuade' pushy suiters as he's spent helping Thorin with royal matters.

    Bilba Baggins is a breath of fresh air and Balin has been planning the royal wedding since she wondered in to their lives. Now he just has to get her here for it.

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    Frodo wasn't a good kid by human standards. Sinking a boat, drowning his 'Parents'. Really, he was still confused about why none of the human authorities linked it to him! So off he went, another name, another 'family'. With the deaths of Drogo and Primula Baggins he was to be sent back into the system, he had accepted it but... but then Bilba Baggins had stepped up and claimed guardianship. Just turned eighteen Bilba Baggins who laughs at his dark humor and ruffles his hair when the other kids shy away from him.

    Bilba Baggins who had also just lost her 'parents' and rolled her eyes when he tried drowning her.

    Maybe he could have a mother after all...

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    To all of Middle Earth, the hobbits of the Shire are known as those who tame dragons. It is to them that Thorin goes for help against Smaug, and it is them he promptly insults because, seriously, whose idea was it to send Thorin to negotiate?

    What it says on the tin! The Quest, now with added dragons cause they make everything better! :D :D

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    No one knows the true history of Hobbits. Theories on their creation and their history lead to fun story-telling in Bree, and nothing else. Every Hobbit knows the old stories, and for those who stayed behind they still live them. From a secret past to a history that runs far deeper and harsher than anyone ever guessed. Hobbits have more to them than the rest of Middle Earth gives them credit for. Although, honestly the dwarves could have just asked.

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    Azog has been hearing these pretty little whispers about the Durin's and their human for years. They've been trying to keep quiet about it of course but Queen Frerin was seen in Thorin's kingdom and Princess Dis seen in his own. It was very interesting to learn of the Durin's only weakness, it almost felt like a trap but then Bolg had come in to the throne room beaming with pride. Still in his human disguise Lee Burns and bloody faced. The human was real, Bolg had almost take her purity as well but she'd surprised him. Azog can clearly tell that this hasn't put his son off, the mixture of her being King Thorin's obsession and her being strong enough to stun him making her extra appealing.

    Azog can't believe his luck, he sends Bolg back then spends the next two years gathering enough strength to send a dead winter across the whole of California.

    Let the games begin.

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    Dis doesn't quite understand her family's growing obsession with the human girl. She doesn't understand why Fili and Kili stop at the drawing Ori did every day, nor why Frerin spends anytime he's visiting gushing about how his step-son refuses to rip her teeth out because he likes her so much.

    She certainly doesn't understand Thorin's apocalyptic rage at finding out the girl has picked up a boyfriend so she decides to find out what the fuss is all about.

    She gets more than she bargained for.

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    Frerin has been a tad out of touch with his brother and sister since his marriage to Thranduil, too out of touch it seems because he completely missed his brothers obsession with a human of all things but it's not his fault! You try being queen to another fey faction while raising the cutest murder-baby around.

    Not that he's not willing to add human tween watch to his list of duties of course, his brother has never shown interest in ANYONE before so this is really interesting.

    He didn't expect to get attached but she was such a good babysitter.

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