Alcohol And Unrequited Feels Don't Mix

by boffffmen

Chapter 2: John, Just Stop Fantasizing

==> You can now be the drunkie. Hey you're not a drunkie! This is the first time that you've ever even <em>gotten</em> drunk! But whatever, you are much to drunk to even be scolding the narrator.

Besides, you have to worry about Dave and whether or not he's figured it out or not. You had been hoping that he would've gotten it, and that the conversation would've ended with something along the lines of this:

EB: so yeah i really like you.
TG: thats
TG: thats really fucking awesome egbert im so happy
TG: egbert lets get married
EB: can it be nic cage themed?
TG: i wouldnt have it any other way
TG: :D
TG: wait i forgot my shades
TG: BD
EB: dave i love so much!
EB: <3
TG: <3

Okay so maaaaaybe that was a bit unrealistic.

now lets get back to pestering orrrrrr?

Notes:

If youre reading this I am happy because someone actually read this WOOOOOP