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all i ever wanted was the world by galmasfuck
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
13 Jun 2026
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"I mean, two guys who suck each other off its-"
Matt nods, "pretty faggy" He supplies.
"Right but like, just one blowjob?" Jay is nailing this. "That's just uh- a favour"
Matt hums softly. For the first time in his life he's deciding to be quiet and it's driving Jay a little crazy.
"So we just gotta decide."
"Is this why you wanted to play Mario cart."
"No! This just- I just thought of this."
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Webseries Jay is bored and tired and horny and not very smart
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14 Jun 2026
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still biting/while you're barking back by bitedownharder
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
12 Jun 2026
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“I’m supposed to be fair?” Matt pulled the curtains shut. “You never told me I was supposed to be fair.”
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- Part 2 of can't shut it off
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13 Jun 2026
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we're never gonna stop by Anonymous
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
10 Jun 2026
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“Oh, I see.” Matt pauses. He nods, as if a realization has finally hit him. “I just need to convince you, Bird.”
“Matt—”
“C’mon, man,” he tries. “What, you want me to get on my knees and beg?”
Jay quirks a small smile as he imagines that.
“What, you think I’m that easy? Really?!” He’s already sinking to his knees.
Jay is harder to convince than usual.- Language:
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10 Jun 2026
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10:36 PM, sometime in April, 2008 by Anonymous
Fandoms: Nirvanna the Band the Show (Canada TV 2017)
09 Jun 2026
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“I mean - that wasn’t just like a heat of the moment thing?” Jay chuckles, his eyes scanning the back of the couch, the gears turning in his head.
“Heat of the moment,” Matt half sings, “Showed in your eyes.”
Jay smacks the top of his head. “Never mind. Shows over.”- Language:
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10 Jun 2026
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“You can’t do anything by yourself, can you, Bird?”
Matt paused like he wanted Jay to answer, a complete departure from his usual scolding methods. Jay fumbled around for a response. “I, uh— I’m— I can do stuff,” he said. “With— without you.” The defense was weak. His heart wasn’t in it. Jay also knew, deep down inside himself, that what Matt said was true.
“No, you can’t,” Matt corrected condescendingly. “Every time you try, you fail. It’s embarrassing, really. You’re useless without me.”
In which Matt tells Jay how stupid he is, and Jay learns something new about himself.
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- Part 72 of Gimme, Gimme, Gimme
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09 Jun 2026