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    Satoru’s mother likes to call him nosey. To a fault, apparently. She claims that his nosiness is going to get him beat up one day, or worse. Satoru thinks that it’s a disgusting exaggeration. He is not that nosey. In fact, he wouldn’t even think to describe himself as nosey. He would use curious.

    Yes, curious is the right word to use. He likes finding the answers to every question that crosses his mind. He becomes so obsessed with whatever catches his attention, it’s honestly a problem. He thinks there was a time he didn’t eat for a week because of it. Satoru genuinely can’t help it though, he has to know how things work, what makes people tick. The need gnaws at him until he’s satisfied, until his curiosity is quenched.

    As of today, his curiosity has caused him to become obsessed with his best friend. Specifically, his best friend’s account on Grindr.

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    or, Satoru finds his best friends (that he's 100% in love with) Grindr account and loses his mind.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    “You don’t know what to do with all that. You’re a nerd freak, and he’s a baddie.”

    Satoru slides his rounded glasses down his narrow nose to focus his gaze on his friend.

    “Fuck off, you’re just pissed you’ll never get that.”

    He feels grimy referring to Suguru as a commodity, but deep down he knows Sukuna is right. He doesn’t know what to do with all that. 

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    17 Jun 2026

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    Geto's hair makes Gojo feral.

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    Satoru likes Suguru’s hair any time, really, but there’s one style Suguru pulls out when it’s super fucking hot that makes him go a little insane. All it takes is a cute scrunchie wrapped around his wrist as he gathers his hair into his hands, carefully smoothing out the bumps before looping it through the scrunchie and pulling tight, hair tumbling down his back and over his shoulders in a soft black wave, bouncing when he walks or laughs, and Satoru turns into a feral animal.

    It’s the high ponytail. The handlebar. The holy grail.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    After a decade together, Professor Geto begins to suspect his husband of having an affair with his teaching assistant.

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    [REDACTED] doesn’t just have a crush on Satoru. She’s in love with him.

    She never names him, but it’s painfully clear who she’s waxing poetic about. Professor told me I was brilliant today. Professor’s eyes are so pretty. I think Professor likes me. Professor this, Professor that.

    Suguru sets his teeth, so hard his jaw hurts, as he snaps the file shut, flinging it away. He can’t even bear to look at it.

    “You’re not going to put a hit out on her, are you?” Yuji asks nervously.

    Suguru’s fingers drum across the edge of the desk, mildly interested. “Why? Do you know someone who would provide such a service?”

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    12 Jun 2026

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    “Tell you what,” Suguru begins. Satoru notices his toes curling into the floor, his thumbs squeezed into his fists. “I could—you know.” Suguru gestures aimlessly in front of himself.

    And—no. Satoru does not know. Could what? Surely not— “Are you offering me a hand?” He laughs, shoulders shaking, because that is fucking hilarious.

    Suguru’s face scrunches immediately, the hand in front of him waving to dispel the ridiculous words Satoru let into the universe. “No. No—Satoru,” Suguru inhales with his whole chest. “I was just saying, like, I could—” Suguru’s lips pull together for a moment, wrinkling. “I could tell you a story. Something extremely unbelievable, like a girl wanting you to fuck her.”

    Satoru's internet priveleges have been taken away. He's horny and unimaginative.

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    08 Jun 2026