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    “Like, when you….” Peter swallows. “…when you masturbate. How do you do it?”

    “Have you never jerked off before?”

    He’s definitely bright red. “I have! I’m just not, uh, good at it.”

    “You never come?”

    peter can't get off. wade helps with that.

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    16 Jul 2026

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    "Wanna see it?"

    Peter’s head snaps up. "... You'd let me look?"

    "Don't see why not. What've I got to lose? My dignity?"
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    Or, the phallo fic.

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    16 Jul 2026

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    Spider-Man and Deadpool do Valentine’s Day the same way they do every year; fight bad guys together! This year however, they end up closer than they ever imagined possible when they are locked in a very small crate together with no way out.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    Peter and Wade get stuck in an unbelievably small closet. Then something else gets stuck elsewhere, also unbelievably.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    Actual, molten lava floods into Peter. It explodes into existence somewhere in his stomach and climbs all the way up to his ears. He’s on fire from the inside out, his ears ringing as his mortification mounts.

    “Hooh boy,” Wade says, for some reason still in the bathroom. “Super sorry about this, Petey-pie. I mean, I didn’t know what was going on in here when I walked in, and then when I did know, I couldn’t just walk back out—"

    “I’m going to kill you,” Peter hisses.

    Or: Wade keeps catching Peter in the act. Peter might seriously, actually die.

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    14 Jul 2026