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    “I think I got my birthday wish granted,” Noctis said. He sounded a little sheepish.

    “You got drunk out of your mind?”

    “That too.”

    “Oh…” Prompto’s eyebrows rose. “You had sex? With whom?”

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    It's been over a year after the great calamity that reshaped the world. With growing children and a lonely heart, Kenmei decides to confront Judar about his absences. Judar x OC (Kenmei)

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    Haikyuu Omegaverse. Requests are open for now. Updates will be slow.

    The idea is mostly partners announcing their pregnancy but may include other ideas, like heat scenes, family scenes etc. Just let me know what you'd prefer.

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    If Caleb is a man lost at sea, than Fjord is the sea, churning and uncharted; dark waters made of swirling eddies and hidden currents which grasp and hold and pull down...
    ...down…
    ...down…
    Until Caleb can no longer remember what it was like to breath without the caustic burn of brine and saltwater in his lungs.
    ...down…
    ...down…
    ...down…
    ...Drown…

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    Alistair Theirin just got out of an intense relationship. He's promised himself (and his BFF Isabela) that he won't spend another minute wallowing. Will he find love on a blind date?

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    For the Accidental Sex Challenge prompt #5 “Do you think I look good/hot/provocative in this? Wait is this turning you on???”

    "Will has seen enough of Hannibal’s house to know that his sense of aesthetic involves a lot of really bizarre interior decorating choices including Leda and the Swan in his dining room, a geometric nightmare pattern in his foyer, and more antlers than the Beauty and the Beast villain. Will appreciates the aesthetic in the same way he appreciates all crime scenes."

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    “Insanity is the action of repeating an action over and over again and expecting different results.”
    -Albert Einstein

    This what Nebula tells her husband Ultron when he reveals his newest plan to destroy the avengers for what seems like the 50th time. At first Ultron doesn’t understand what she means but soon the meaning is clear and Uktron realizes the possible consequences if he doesn’t break the cycle of insanity. Sonetines even a super villain can have a soft side...

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    Oh Rao...

    Oh Rao...

    Oh Rao...

    That... that looks like it might've hurt Dave.

    [Aka precisely what it sounds like. LMAO]

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    For the prompt: #AccidentalSex17: “Haha that thing they do in movies/porn/online is so corny like no way that’s actually hot haha oops it is” sex

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    Craig wouldn't say he hates Tweek...actually no, he really really hates him. From how he's taller than him to how he's stronger than him. From how he seems to make Craig pissed off to how he seems to be better at a lot of things than Craig. Craig especially hates how Tweek makes him feel like there are butterflies in his stomach or how he looks at him with those green eyes. Craig absolutely hates him, and nothing can change his mind otherwise.

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    (Alternatively: This Is Not What The Dating Manual Says About Long Distant Relationships, Please Don’t Follow This Example.)

    It’s been two months since the last nearly nightly screwing session, and Sans is both worried and pent up. Not for long, thankfully.

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    Based on an Instagram prompt today, posted by _heavenlynewtmas, about Thomas being a model, and Dylan openly staring at him. Kinda took it a different direction, but kept the vibe the same. More to come, this started exactly how I wanted.

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    (Alternatively: One of the Many Times Sans Faces Issues From Accidentally Selling His Pussy for 4 G and a Silver Piece)

    Sans faces a part of his continuing lesson in keeping an eye on the things he sells.

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    A series of very unfortunate events has lead Haytham to a very intimate mishap in a closet with Ratonhnhaké:ton.

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    Neal breaks into Peter and Elizabeth's house (again), and gets more than he bargained for.

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    Hannibal has the perfect prescription for what ails Will. We all know how Will feels about doctors. How much coaxing does Hannibal have to do in order to get Will to take his prescription? And what is he hiding in his dresser drawer?

    This was written as part of Fhimechan and Cinnemaldeide’s “Accidental Sex” Prompt series.  Specifically, “Accidental Sex Prompt #20: “You found my sex toys and I teasingly offered to demonstrate them whelp here we are” sex.”

    Lovingly beta'ed by @Slashyrogue and @Gleamingandwholeanddeadly!  Thank you both for the spot-on analysis and the ever so helpful hints. Your amazing work made this a better piece of fiction.  (Hey, you need more lube or something! XD)  

    And thanks go to my constant cheerleader, the irrepressible @purplesocrates!

     

    The lovely artwork is by Trashbambi. Please go give them all the love.

    Note to my readers - there will be additional work commissioned from the exceptional artist @trashbambi. Come over to my Tumblr to view. It’s so lovely!

    It WILL be NSFW. It’s on my Tumblr.

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    This is a collection of fics I have written for the kink meme that I don't feel would be good as stand-alone fics on here. Fics will be unedited taken straight from where I wrote them barring maybe a few grammatical corrections.

    Each chapter is a different fic and I will post its rating and any warnings needed for it in the beginning notes for that chapter. Not all tags are for each chapter and are just a general listing. If you feel like a chapter is missing a warning or a tag should be added to the list let me know!

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    “You should take a date to your fundraiser."
    “Yes, perhaps you’re right. It would be improper to invite someone under false pretence, mind, and for my patient to understand, the evidence would need to be… compelling.”
    “Perhaps an ex-girlfriend,” Will says, unsure why the thought makes him feel flat and remote.
    “That would be incredibly inappropriate.”
    “A friend then. Someone you can explain the problem to. You could take-”
    “You,” Hannibal interjects.
    The words belly-flop into silence. Will’s mouth opens, and then closes, and then opens again.

     

    When Franklyn's advances of friendship become too much for even Hannibal to politely ignore, he enlists Will's help.

     

    Written for the Accidental Sex challenge- the prompt was #AccidentalSex14: “Playing a prank on our friends to make them think we’re a couple and now we’re in bed together” sex.

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    After a strange day at the beach, Maddison discovers she transforms into a mermaid when wet. She slowly comes to terms with her new abilities and discovers more and more.
    Still in progress, feedback and suggestions welcome!

    From Wattpad: www.wattpad.com/story/111378612-maddison's-tail

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    It started off very innocently. At least as innocently as anything really can between a vivid empath and his psychiatrist. Especially when both were learned men and had particular views that clashed and yet coincided quite easily. But it was an accident that Will was confused on how it happened and where it came from. But he was eternally grateful that it HAD happened. He'd never been happier in his life after all.

     

    Prompt: #AccidentalSex1: "Anything you can do I can do better INCLUDING THAT" sex.

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