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Jeongguk doesn’t know how spirit magic or Ouija boards work. He assumes it takes something a lot more complicated than a drunk man asking for a sex demon to show up for it to actually happen. Something like cutting your hand and letting your blood drip onto the petals of a rare flower. Or saying something religious into a mirror while doing the Macarena.
That's how Jeongguk knows that this is a prank.
That's how he knows that the boy sitting on his bed claiming to be an incubus is lying.
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“Hello,” Remus greeted the great black dog at his doorstep, soaked through with mud and tail drooping pathetically. “Albus said to expect you.”
(Your standard Lie Low at Lupin's fic)
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Emmanellain doesn't make good decisions when this much wine is involved.
How does he say it? This would be hard enough to explain when he had his wits about him, never mind when it's an effort to take hold of his goblet, when his tongue feels heavy and clumsy in his mouth. "Do you ever wish things could be different?"
Chlode gives him this conspiratorial look, a little smile teasing at the corners of his lips. "Em, old boy, I'd bet you even Thordan wishes for that sometimes." He winks. "Maybe his problems aren't quite the same as yours and mine, though, eh?"
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當你被宣告成為一名金士曼時，梅林會讓你進到一個房間。你要獨自進入，然後一切再也不同，一個神秘的生物綁定於你的靈魂。你將變得更強壯一些、更快一些、也更容易自癒，並且在有迫切需要的時候，你可以召喚那被置於你體內的生物，來拯救自己，去拯救他人。但你必須小心謹慎，若你讓它們出來的太多，那你將無法以原先的模樣回家，如果還有辦法回家的話。
沒人能知道居住於你體內的是什麼生物。那會在你的檔案中但被封存著，除非遇到真正迫切的情況。就連梅林都不知道他底下的探員們體內是什麼。
伊格西不知道這到底算是有史以來最棒的還是最糟的事。不過他希望他能跟誰聊聊擁有觸手到底正不正常。他有好多的事希望能與梅林說。
他太忙著希望他能說，那還要花上好長一段時間去發現梅林也在渴求一樣的事。
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'I hate the smell of the rain.'
'Why?'
'It always reminds me of you.'
After a tragedy that took place six months ago, Changmin was sure that everything was just a mess and that the repeating nightmare was like glue sticking on him. As soon as what he feared turned out to be nothing, he was given a little bit of hope---even if he promised himself not to. But on one raining night, he comes again to the same place where it all happened, not expecting he'd be there, waiting for his return.
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Fate of the Order by etaeternum
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
16 Apr 2019
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Art by eleonorpiteiraResponsibility requires the King of Ferelden to aid Warden Commander Nathaniel Howe; the Grey Wardens suffer in the aftermath of Alistair and Caoilainn's ritual. An unhealed history, the burden of regret, and a secret pregnancy threaten the royal couple's stability as the fate of the Order of the Grey hangs by a thread.
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- Part 3 of Mother of Griffons
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A New Taste of Power by StinkKat001
Fandoms: Creepypasta - Fandom, Marble Hornets, Slender Man Mythos
14 Apr 2019
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The not so healthy relationship between three proxies, Ticci Toby, Hoodie, and Masky is quickly dissolving in their very own horrified eyes. In the desperate hopes to rebuild their love for each other they dare to try new things that can either end good enough that they can grow old together, still much in love like a bunch of love birds or instead really badly for all three men similarly to scorned lovers that leave them traumatized for life.
Currently looking for a Beta for the story to help better the experience for every reader and as well make sure to give kudos and leave a comment
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Foggy wakes up alone and, based on the vague memories that immediately come back to him, he’s not surprised.
“Fuck,” he groans, softly, turning onto his stomach and grabbing his pillow to shove his face in it. His head hurts and he feels nauseous and he thinks about half of that is a hangover and the other half is how fucking bad sex with Matt was.
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Bigs Bellamy and Clarke, along with Little Echo and Madi travel to Polis four and a half years after Praimfaya for their annual visit. What happens when they get there and find that the bunker has collapsed?
*this is a non-sexual ageplay AU where Bigs and Littles are known and everyone is either one or the other.
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- Part 1 of The 100 Littleverse
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The Trouble I Get by ClaraxBarton
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types
12 Apr 2019
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It's Bucky's twenty-first birthday and it's all Steve's fault.
A short something for Mandatory Fun Day.
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Samoth and Ihsahn go on vacation! Ihsahn tries to convince himself Samoth is ugly and Samoth ends up putting Fanny Hill to shame!
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Wet Dreams by RosyPalms
Fandoms: Warcraft III, Warcraft - All Media Types, Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy X, BlazBlue, Final Fantasy X-2, RWBY, Devil May Cry, Overwatch (Video Game), Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Ranma 1/2, Resident Evil - All Media Types, Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
10 Apr 2019
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An anthology of characters having wet dreams and dealing with the aftermath.
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В поле притяжения by Little_Unicorn
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
10 Apr 2019
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Это история о Джоне и Шерлоке; история любви, рассказывающая о 365 днях из их жизни. Повествование − нехронологическое. Каждая глава представляет из себя законченное произведение. Но при этом данная история о том, что происходит в квартире 221Б (почти) каждый день, представляет из себя единое целое.
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He had no idea how it happened, but petty thief Min Yoongi enters a high security jail filled with dangerous criminals.
The twist: he's disguised as a girl.WARNING: (Pretty NSFW but has an established plot-line and it is not an erotica!!) GRAPHIC SEXUAL CONTENT & VIOLENCE THROUGHOUT
(unedited version: incomplete)
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NEW FANFICTION : 'THE GREEN ROOM' jungkook x hoseok dark web ! au
I shall be uploading both works simultaneously. So please check both of these out! <3
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Resigned to not being understood, Jack sighs heavily. “Nevermind. I’m just tired and getting a little hysterical. It’s going to be an adjustment, but we can handle it. We will handle it,” he amends, shaking his head.
“You still think Itty Bitty needs more,” Tater says finally, eyes narrowing. “You think he find boyfriend that less trouble? Less anxious? Less broken? Less work? You afraid he leave you?”
“I—” Jack starts to protest but chokes on the words.
“Everyone take work, Jack,” Tater says, laying a hand on his shoulder and then ducking his head until Jack looks at him. “No one perfect boyfriend, perfect husband all the time. Eric know this. He love you anyway.”
Jack and Bitty love, laugh, struggle, and survive together during the most joyous and most difficult days of their lives.
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- Part 2 of The Hardest Part
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Five times Gavin Reed has, or almost has sex.
One time he makes love.
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I used to be broken (now I'm borderline) by Taliesin_niseilaT
Fandoms: The Flash (TV 2014)
04 Apr 2019
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Fresh out of a relationship that ended in a traumatic encounter, Julian intends to stay single for quite some time. But he didn’t count on meeting Barry. A handsome, kind teacher hell-bent on tearing down all of his walls? That wasn’t part of the plan.
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- Part 6 of No Matter How We Meet
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Merlin and Eggsy have admitted that they desperately like each other. It should be smooth sailing from now on right?
Of course not, have you met these two?
Both have poor experience of relationships and have to contend with family, friends, being secret agents, and figuring out exactly what they mean to each other and want.
It would help if they could be left alone for five minutes, but quiet and space are in awful small supply when you have Merlin's five daughters watching you.
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Eggsy encounters a sexy Scot when Roxy coaxes him to have drinks at a different pub, Galahad's. A man who can put away scotch and speaks filthily to him with the same mouth, while Eggsy wants to show him what he can do with his.
Everything working out in Eggsy's favor, until he has to take care of a drunken Roxy. Resigned he'll probably never see Merlin again, little does Eggsy know that he is the head bartender at Galahad's. -
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What's the matter with you?" he demands, and he slips, too, and then they're both falling. The wet gray mud splashes when they land.
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