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“This is not really what I thought would happen when you told me to book a hotel room,” Jaebeom mutters, pulling at the edges of his slightly ill-fitting suit. It’s not a very nice hotel room, because Jaebeom does not actually make that much money. He just makes more money than a 19-year old that works at a Starbucks knock-off chain, which arguably isn’t very hard to do. But it’s got clean sheets, a big bed, and even some artwork which, like, honestly, good enough.
“Why are you complaining, old man, we’re letting you watch,” Junior says, rolling his eyes with such gusto that Jaebeom feels a bit weak at the knees.
or: Office worker Jaebeom has a crush, so does barista Junior and fuckboy Mark is just there for a good time.
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- Part 5 of april showers 2021
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Jaskier has always known he loves in a way that is too much. He gives too much of himself, and wants too much in return. Post mountain break-up, Jaskier starts to doubt his value, attempts to drink Novigrad dry and makes the biggest mistake of his life: getting back with his abusive shit of an ex, Valdo Marx.
Angst, whump, eventual comfort.
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Stray Kids OT8 sliding into happy polyamory, as documented by their chat logs.
minnieinnie: so this is the hyung chat
minnieinnie: what do you guys normally talk about in here?
binbinbin: grown up stuff
threecats: what ramen brand tastes the best
channiehyungie: grown up stuff
channiehyungie: minho pleaseSeries
- Part 1 of guru verse
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Joran likes to think he has a healthy respect for the value of consent in a relationship. Consent is kind of like the foundation of a building, as far as Joran is concerned. Everything is built on top of that foundation, and if the foundation is shoddy, then the whole damn thing is going to fall over.
As a result of his healthy respect for consent, Joran is really, really sorry for this whole kidnapping mess.
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- Part 2 of How To Train Your Omega
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(I, obviously, own nothing.)
After years of adjusting to the life of a sex-demon, you still suck at picking up men. You're bad at flirting, clumsy and have no motivation to keep up the life style you need to survive.
When your roommate, Axel's, old high school friends come back into town, you meet the amazing Zack Fair. He's charming, funny and so very attractive, but monogamy and succubae don't really mix. When he worms his way into your life, you have to decide if you're going to use every weapon in your repelling-men arsenal to keep him away, or actually try to love someone for once.
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Éclair by Veraverorum (your_Mother)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Apr 2021
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Turns out, Airplane soaring towards the sky was a sorry excuse of a writer. He had written so many absurd things to justify one more scene of gratuitous - actually paid- papapa in his novel, that he had forgotten the exact extent that he had gone through. Lowered his standards to. Stumbled and fallen down to, in his quest to pay his next bill.
That's to say, he was royally fucked.
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“May I?” Diluc asks, then, fingertips grazing the waist of Kaeya’s pants.
“May you what, Diluc?” Kaeya asks, voice edged with being unable to catch up with the turn of events.
Diluc smiles at him, fingers pulling teasingly at his pants. “Touch you,” he says.
“What for?” Kaeya presses.
Diluc shrugs. “Because I really want to?” he offers, as if that’s reason enough.
(Or, in which Diluc calls all the shots and Kaeya just follows)
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The War of the Second Fall by Ivory_Feathers
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
04 Apr 2021
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When war breaks out between Heaven & Hell, Heaven takes demons as slaves.
Aziraphale and Crowley struggle to maintain their own side, but it’s only a matter of time until Aziraphale is forced to take ownership of Crowley.
However, demon slaves are highly coveted and Crowley’s new status is far from ideal.
Plot with smut.
Picks up immediately from the end of the book.
General themes of slavery, sexual coercion/ dubious consent.
This is not a dark fic, it’s more a fluffy fic, but it happens in a dark world. Lots of imminent danger and some near misses.
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Off to the Races by Anonymous for hoegeta
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Remake (Video Game 2020)
01 Apr 2021
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Zack has an idea.
Aerith goes along with said idea.
Cloud and Tifa really don't need to know about this.
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selling what you buy by technorat for speakingincode
Fandoms: 야화첩 | Painter of the Night (Webcomic)
01 Apr 2021
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Lee Jihwa would have his own lowborn--even if he had to pay for it.
Or, Lee Jihwa and Nameless have an adventure when it comes to bad sex.
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Ainosuke has a bad day. But his good pet Tadashi is happy to make him feel better, no matter how much it hurts. Not that he has any choice in the matter.
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The rich get richer selling the poor artificial happiness. There are no countries, only corporations. No police, only private security. No citizenship without employment.
Your coworker has a three hundred year work contact and your CEO is, quite literally, your god. You either work and are pious or work and are hunted, a shadowrunner, the necessary element on the side, able to do what baroque and inflexible corporate cultural norms do not allow the corporations to do. They hate you. They need you. They'll kill you if you fail them. They'll kill you if you betray them. They might just kill you if you succeed.
C:/RUNV.exe/
> RUNNING...
Taako never did take to working for the Bureau very well. It's so easy to disappear.
It's much harder to stay hidden.
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Loki makes his brother stand naked and regrets everything.
"You made me stand naked in front of my girlfriend Loki, now I'll have you naked in front of the whole Asgard!" Thor grinned.He finds out that his brother is not as innocent and kind as he thinks.....
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- Part 3 of Chaos of the Gods
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Annie is comfortable being uncomfortable with her sexuality, and she thinks maybe that’s just how it always will be. Or maybe it’s not even that she’s uncomfortable at all—maybe Annie is just comfortable with other peoples’ discomfort with her sexuality. And that’s just fine.
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It is a Truth Universally Acknowledged by iwritesometimes, little_ogre
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Mar 2021
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Nie Huaisang looked affronted. “Don’t be so obstrecious Jiang-xiong. It’s past my 22nd birthday, my brother has terrified away all my prospects, we're doing this!”
“We are not doing this!” Jiang Cheng snapped, his whole face a flaming red. “Absolutely not, nobody will be doing anything! Or anyone!”
When you go to your good friend, who is a man of the world and therefore should have lots of experience, and it turns out he is as inexperienced as you are.
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At 31, Ben has never been in a relationship. Actually, he's never even kissed anyone. When the subject of past relationships come up, he lies by omission. As an Alpha, he believes he has failed his designation. He is afraid of not being good enough, and could never act upon his attraction to omegas. That is, until he meets Rey.
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Family Guy Fanfiction Cutaway Gags by Big_Boy_Writer
Fandoms: Family Guy (Cartoon), Regular Show, Two and a Half Men (TV), Steven Universe (Cartoon), King of the Hill, Star vs. The Forces Of Evil, Angry Video Game Nerd (Web Series), That Guy with the Glasses/Channel Awesome, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Adventure Time, Fanboy & Chum Chum (Cartoon), Gorillaz, Ben 10 Series, South Park, Jackass (Movies) RPF, BoJack Horseman, Camp Lazlo!, Fate/Grand Order, Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel), Kingdom Hearts (Video Games), Naruto, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Avatar: Legend of Korra, Bully (Video Games), Johnny Test (Cartoon), Looney Tunes | Merrie Melodies, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fairly OddParents, Fortnite (Video Game), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), The Cleveland Show, Rick and Morty, Batman - All Media Types, Marvel, DCU, Disney - All Media Types, Ratchet & Clank, The Simpsons, Adam Sandler Cinematic Universe, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Ed Edd n Eddy, Avatar: The Last Airbender, American Dad!, Drawn Together (Cartoon), WWE, Samurai Jack (Cartoon), Taco Bell "¡Yo quiero Taco Bell!" Commercials, Postal (Video Games), Invader Zim, Baldi's Basics (Video Game), Total Drama (Cartoon), Red Dead Redemption (Video Games), belle delphine's feet, Gravity Falls, Phineas and Ferb, The Owl House (Cartoon)
29 Mar 2021
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Do you ever need a fix of Family Guy Cutaway Gags?! Well, I'm your Black Tar Heroin dealer!
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The world has gone mad and they’re going to die in two hours and forty-six minutes when the big push starts, so taking care of some lingering regrets starts looking like a good idea.
aka. that brief unhappy time I alluded to in A Stroll on the West Pier because the idea wouldn't leave me alone.
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why wait for the best (when I could have you?) by dykeugou (ofvulcan)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
25 Mar 2021
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It isn't even good sex half the time.
Tomura doesn't know what the fuck he's doing, on account of him having never even seen another dick before his, and Dabi can't even talk, considering he's got the stamina of a geriatric sloth, thanks to the chain-smoking and clinical depression. More often than not "sex" for them is just a few minutes of shuffling and grunting before they pass the fuck out and deal with the mess tomorrow.
So why the fuck does Dabi keep coming back for more?
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It’s been two months since Eddie kissed Buck in his kitchen. Two months of taking things slow, of stealing kisses and quiet moments, of getting used to the idea of being allowed to touch. Two months of both of them feeling out boundaries, not wanting to overstep, and getting progressively more frustrated as a result—Eddie’s never felt so damn respected in his life, but he would also like to get his boyfriend off some time before they reach retirement age—until they finally just talked about it and both realized they didn’t need to be quite so respectful.
And tonight, Chris is at Hen and Karen’s having a sleepover with Denny. And they don’t have to work in the morning.
So. Eddie’s pretty sure they’re going to have sex. Which is something he is absolutely, one hundred percent on board with.
...except for the part where he's pretty sure he's going to be terrible at it.