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Michelle doesn't know how many times she has to tell the idiots that she lives with the butcher isn't flirting via discounted bacon. That the very nice and very clever and very handsome Sean...Mr. McKnight...the butcher, isn't flirting with her. He is just a very friendly sort. Besides a man like that wouldn't be interested in a mess like her.
Sean doubts he'll ever get the courage up to ask Michelle out, and besides she is too sweet and pretty to be interested in a failure like him.
The Idiot Squad all want Michelle to be happy.
They will make it happen, they totally have love figured out by now and matchmaking will be a breeze.
Percival also really appreciates the savings they are receiving on steaks. But it is about Michelle first.Please read Chapter 6 of Good Families Don't before reading this (it will make sense if you don't, but a lot more sense if you do).
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- Part 6 of The Idiot Squad
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Otabek was no stranger to being on his own. He had always prided himself on being independent, but as he drove on and on he felt small on the road. He wished he could have someone with him, someone to put their arms around him and talk to him as they counted down the hours until he hit Saint Petersburg.
Ahead of him there were no signs, no guides, not even a building to tell him he was still in the right country. His GPS showed nothing but a purple line cutting through an empty green expanse. Stay on P354 for 544 kilometers.
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Otabek spends a year not thinking about his feelings, and then just one short week of driving sorting his heart out.
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Chapter Nine:
Otabek drove them home as fast as the suburban Russian speed limit would allow. Yuri clung onto him tightly, arms squeezing his middle uncomfortably. Gone was the heat of the sun on his back, the warm breeze of outside, and in its place was Yuri’s body surrounding his own from the back seat of the bike. He remembered Barcelona and how it felt to have Yuri touch him for the first time. They were young then. -
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Renji's in heaven — he's finally taken the next step with his boyfriend, Ichigo! His life is perfect.
That is, until he hears Ichigo tell his buddy: "Renji doesn't satisfy me."
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An Inhuman in a foreign world, Zelezh'arryel—a Devil hybrid—makes the decision to live his life as a human. First as a woman, and then, as a man. It is when he takes on his male form that his life becomes most interesting upon meeting Jean-Luc Lowell, leader of the Lowell Hunters—and his new boss. Tells snapshots of his life before he lost the love of his existence.
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- Part 1 of The Molt
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Forgotten: A Reylo Sequel by KCMarsala
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars
20 May 2018
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In the years following the Second Galactic War and the dissolution of the reincarnated Empire, Rey suddenly goes missing without a trace. Determined to find her and bring her home to their children, Ben searches the galaxy for her, never imagining that, once he finally finds her, she'd have no idea who he is...
"Forgotten" takes place several years after the events of "Conflicted," by KCMarsala. (So, if you haven't read that yet, you should probably start there!) This installment explores themes of love, loss, family, and the role of memory throughout it all.
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Only two things are boundless; the capacity for human depravity and Black Hat's capacity to underestimate it.
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The Nightbook by emmaliza
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
15 May 2018
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the girl sat fat with child, amade of sex and tin, the red-soaked supper of any night filling her mouth and her belly, upon the floor upon the land where the great sea-god brought down his mighty weapon and cleaved the world in three. A godless dinner, a meal unpresipatrided, a line of three and her in the middle, unremarked and afraid, eating and hoping no peril would come of it.
Dinner, among the greentree eternal unyielding when the winter comes, among the smooth stone banks of the river slipping out to sea, among the harvest plains to feed an army. Among the land of fairies, oaths made and forgotten, history fantastic. Among the land of gods, one and seven, her septon's candle melting into her skin. Among the land of dragons, kind, gentle dragons to save the maids and give them their lands, and then be destroyed by cruel, blundering knights. Among the land of war, always war, harvest burning, trees burning, stones burning, army burning. The cool blue river always red with blood. Silverfish drifting up to surface.
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Don’t Tell Your Friends About the Two of Us by Polaris
Fandoms: Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)
06 May 2018
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They’re good together, she and Peter. He gets her to smile. He taught her to dance. He looks at her like she’s more than a weapon, when that’s all anyone else has ever seen. He makes her feel like a woman instead of a killer.
She trusts him.
But somehow, when they finally (later than the others might think) brought sex into the mix, they ran into problems.
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- Part 8 of I’m Not in Love
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I'm putting Placebo into this as well. If you've read that, you've read the first ch.
This is dark. I love dark. Check the tags and notes before venturing further, thank you.
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Attempt at consolidating my Pendleton family headcanons, but really just a biography of one Lord Treavor Pendleton.
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Five House Calls Julian Made to Garak's Quarters by microwaveslayer
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
29 Apr 2018
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Four times, Julian makes a house call because Garak's managed to injure himself in some interesting new way. One time, it's because Garak wants something safer.
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RC #227 Mission #6: An Act of Sheer Will by SkarmorySilver
Fandoms: Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
26 Apr 2018
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In which Falchion’s bad day is made infinitely worse by both an old acquaintance and a horde of character replacements.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 20,062
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 19
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Fandral is the best lover in the nine realms. Or is he?
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The Keeping It Real Collection by widgenstain
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) - Fandom
25 Apr 2018
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Smut ficlet collection that follows a bingo card's call to put the realistic back into the porn.
These are my attempts.
Chapter 1: Charles/Erik awkward early-stage relationship with lots of laughter in bed.
Chapter2: How bb!Chalres lost his virginity to a lady. -
Not Like Loth-cats by Artemis1000
Fandoms: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Star Wars - All Media Types
20 Apr 2018
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Cassian's not a Loth-cat in heat, thank you very much, but K-2 is making it very hard to keep his hands to himself today. K-2 is also pretty awful at roleplay. Oh well.
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- Part 9 of Snapshots
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Matched by Harrishawksuperiour
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
15 Apr 2018
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Swiping right and swiping left are an indication of liking and disliking. Perhaps they have a sense of humour similar to yours or like the same films or maybe they're just good looking; swipe right. Boozy? Poor dress sense? Stuck up? Swipe left, no one will know. But do you really know who they are when someone strikes up the all-important chat? How do you know what the screen of your phone (and theirs) is hiding? Maybe it's nothing and they're as genuine as they seem and you'll both live happily ever after! Or maybe.... Maybe swiping right and swiping left are the difference between life and death.
But you know all about that, don't you?
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Vanilla Birthday Cake or Not Everyone Can Be A Sex God by imogeline
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, New Dangan Ronpa V3: Everyone's New Semester of Killing
12 Apr 2018
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“S-so, Momota-kun, your other present is, uh,” Shuichi reaches up to tug at his bangs, “it’s, um, it’s me.”
He’s about to stutter out an apology for ever thinking of saying those words when Kaito answers, “I, uh, was kinda hoping it would be.” He coughs into his fist. “That’s not weird, right?”
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Shuichi wants to do something special for Kaito's birthday.
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День 102 - Никто не идеален by Little_Unicorn
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
12 Apr 2018
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Если вы послушаете меня, то, вероятно, подумаете, что эти двое занимаются сексом часто и везде.
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- Part 102 of В поле притяжения
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- Русский
- Words:
- 218
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 4
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One night in Camp Forlorn Hope's medical tent, Private Stone is caught stealing.
I'm back with the dark shit lately so I hope y'all are ready for a sad one.
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I used to be broken (now I'm borderline) by Taliesin_niseilaT
Fandoms: The Flash (TV 2014)
10 Apr 2018
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Fresh out of a relationship that ended in a traumatic encounter, Julian intends to stay single for quite some time. But he didn’t count on meeting Barry. A handsome, kind teacher hell-bent on tearing down all of his walls? That wasn’t part of the plan.
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- Part 6 of No Matter How We Meet