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    When King John of the West Saxons forms an alliance with a neighboring Christian kingdom, his eldest son Dean ends up playing a role he never expected.

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    Bigs Bellamy and Clarke, along with Little Echo and Madi travel to Polis four and a half years after Praimfaya for their annual visit. What happens when they get there and find that the bunker has collapsed?

    *this is a non-sexual ageplay AU where Bigs and Littles are known and everyone is either one or the other.

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    9/?
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    42
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    3
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    A collection of what were meant to be oneshot ficlets (but ended up as an interlinked series) for each letter of the Alphabet. Set during the YotsubaArc. Slight AU and cannon divergence (L doesn’t die) Pairing: Light x L. Please note: Ratings/Warnings will change in each chapter. KEEP POSTED FOR NEWS ABOUT THIS FIC :D

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    25/?
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    79
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    86
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    7
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    1510
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    Instead of killing of the other girls, Monika decides to shrink them and keep in her house to use as sex slaves so that they can’t be with the Protagonist; the closest thing to the Player she has.

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    12/?
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    1
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    Resigned to not being understood, Jack sighs heavily. “Nevermind. I’m just tired and getting a little hysterical. It’s going to be an adjustment, but we can handle it. We will handle it,” he amends, shaking his head.

    “You still think Itty Bitty needs more,” Tater says finally, eyes narrowing. “You think he find boyfriend that less trouble? Less anxious? Less broken? Less work? You afraid he leave you?”

    “I—” Jack starts to protest but chokes on the words.

    “Everyone take work, Jack,” Tater says, laying a hand on his shoulder and then ducking his head until Jack looks at him. “No one perfect boyfriend, perfect husband all the time. Eric know this. He love you anyway.”

    Jack and Bitty love, laugh, struggle, and survive together during the most joyous and most difficult days of their lives.

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    1/?
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    2
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    Jason kisses like he fucks: deep, methodical and – dare he say soulful? It almost hurts Dick how considerate Jason is, how much he seems to revere Dick, how he lets his body's actions reflect his feelings for Dick. Or else how he's afraid of losing control and hurting Dick, when it's basically what Dick is waiting for.

    Or: All Dick wants is them tentacles, but Jason is too shy to let them play.

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    1/1
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    The thing about bar hookups was that Clint was terrible at them. He was, actually terrible at people-ing in general, but dating in specific.

    He tended to fall hard and fast, and more often than not kind of accidentally. Tripping into love, Natasha had once describe it with a fond smirk and an eye roll. And she wasn’t wrong.

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    The title explains it all

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    I'm putting Placebo into this as well. If you've read that, you've read the first ch.

    This is dark. I love dark. Check the tags and notes before venturing further, thank you.

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    29,536
    Chapters:
    15/?
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    Steve has an idea for Danny - to explore 31 different kinks, one for each day of October. And they may find out a few things about each other on the way...

    Some (probably mostly) sexual and some not, but there is a plot. Tags will be updated as relevant kinks are revealed.

    16: Spanking

    Edit: I know I started this 2 years ago. But the show doesn't make sense either sometimes, lol.

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    30
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    Merlin and Eggsy have admitted that they desperately like each other. It should be smooth sailing from now on right?

    Of course not, have you met these two?

    Both have poor experience of relationships and have to contend with family, friends, being secret agents, and figuring out exactly what they mean to each other and want.

    It would help if they could be left alone for five minutes, but quiet and space are in awful small supply when you have Merlin's five daughters watching you.

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    Chapters:
    17/?
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    When Isaac calls her out, Carmilla proves how far she'll go to get her way.

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    “Sex is meant to be pleasurable—for both parties.”

    It's meant to be. But too often, as Rus quickly learns, it isn't.

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    1/1
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    A series of timestamps showcasing Merlin and Eggsy's lives after kids.
    Directly follows Nine Months To Life.

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    3,128
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    8
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    45
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    3
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    574
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    Fresh out of a relationship that ended in a traumatic encounter, Julian intends to stay single for quite some time. But he didn’t count on meeting Barry. A handsome, kind teacher hell-bent on tearing down all of his walls? That wasn’t part of the plan.

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    English
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    21/37
    Comments:
    48
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    11
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    When you are declared a Kingsman, Merlin walks you to a room. You go in alone and you are changed forever as a mythical creature is bonded to your soul. You become a little stronger, faster, a better healer, and in times of great need you can call on the creature put inside you, to save yourself, to save others. But you have to be careful, let them out too much, and you aren't coming home the same, if at all.

    No one is allowed to know what creature resides in you. It is in your file but sealed unless truly dire circumstances. Even Merlin doesn't know what his agents carry in him.

    Eggsy has no idea if this is awesome or the worst thing ever. But he wishes he could talk to somebody about whether he should be having tentacles. He wishes he could talk to Merlin about that. He wishes that he could talk to Merlin about a lot of things.

    He is so busy wishing he could talk, it will take a long time to realize that Merlin wishes the same.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    Sometimes, in the middle of the night, he’d crawl into Arthur’s bed and just hold him, not saying anything at all, just holding him so close Arthur could hear the man’s heart, pounding angry and afraid against his breastbone. Maybe that’s when Arthur’d first known it, deep down in his twisting guts; he could never leave, even if he wanted to.

    ---

    Dutch had raised him up to be a good man, but Dutch ain't no good man.

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    1/1
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    24
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    83
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    8
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    Stallion protagonist is really no good in bed, but Peerless Cucumber is not one to give up even on a hopeless case.

    Love may not conquer all, but it surely should be able at least to save his sex life.

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    11,855
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    29
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    219
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    31
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    Art by eleonorpiteira

    The final story in the Mother of Griffons series.

    Responsibility requires the King of Ferelden to aid Warden Commander Nathaniel Howe; the Grey Wardens suffer in the aftermath of Alistair and Caoilainn's ritual. An unhealed history, the burden of regret, and a secret pregnancy threaten the royal couple's stability as the fate of the Order of the Grey hangs by a thread.

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    English
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    97,135
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    288
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    77
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    2568
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    “Kacchan, am I bad at sex?”

    “I mean, you’re not good at it.”

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    English
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    3,162
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    751

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