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“Patrick-” David stops himself from moving towards Patrick. Patrick is glaring at David from the doorway. “We can’t.”
“Because you stole it.”
David tries to calm his nerves. “It’s not what you think.”
“David, you sold this painting under my watch.”
“I can explain.”
“Stop. Don’t you dare try to justify what you did. You broke the law, David. I put myself on the line for you.”
“Will you please-”
“I believed in you-”
“I did it for you!” David yells. Silence falls over the apartment. “I did it for you,” David whispers.”
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David stood in the corner of the small living room near the hors d’oeuvre table. Around him, people were mingling, sipping the drinks in their glasses, and generally enjoying Ted’s dinner party. Stevie was in the middle of the room with her arm around Alexis, laughing at something she had said. David had sampled all of the hors d’oeuvres and decided that the caprese pops were, in fact, the best. He may or may not have had five already. He was reaching for his sixth one when the door opened and that guy who works at Rays who called his business a failure walked in carrying a bottle of red wine. The guy--Patrick, David remembered-- was wearing another dark blue button-down with some jeans and David resisted the urge to scream. Patrick’s eyes scanned the room and he paused on David. He lifted his arm in a small greeting, but David just turned away and stomped into the kitchen, looking to escape Patrick and top up his drink at the same time.
Or a very slight AU for Motel Review where David doesn't leave the voicemails and go back to Rays so he avoids Patrick because he thinks he's rude. Ted hosts a dinner party and Patrick tries to smooth things over with David. Also, I gave Patrick curls because why the fuck not.
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you're my mariah carey. wait, no, that's literally mariah carey by patricksdavid
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
07 Jun 2020
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David wakes up to strong fingers playing with his hair. He can hear humming coming from somewhere near him but he doesn’t pay much attention. The person has a nice voice. He was having a weird dream. Something about Mariah Carey… His eyes fling open as he’s greeted by his husband lovingly brushing his hair out of his face.
“Mariah,” David blurts, still trying to make sense of his dream.
“No, I’m Patrick. I didn’t think you hit your head that hard,” Patrick teases, the side of his mouth curling into one of his fondest smiles yet.
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Alexis and David support their baseball playing partners.
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“Do you secretly like cats?” Patrick asks after a few moments of David petting the cat.
David tries to shake his head, but Patrick is looking at him so fondly that he just ends up twisting his smile to the side again and settling on the truth. “Okay, yes, while I generally prefer cats to dogs, there’s nothing we can do about it.” David stands back to his full height and the cat sits at his feet, leaning slightly on David’s leg.
Patrick cocks his head again as his far too large and expressive eyes bore into David’s very soul. “Why not? If you like cats, and this cat obviously loves you, then why don’t we just take him home?”
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David and Patrick find a cat behind Rose Apothecary and David (not so) secretly loves it.
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