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    Part 2 of “Miracles Don't Take Reservations”.

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    32,026
    Chapters:
    120/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    2443
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    Schitt's is the Word.
    A multi-chapter, musical, gender-bending, mash-up of two cultural icons. Featuring all the cast and a smattering of re-worked songs.

    Wholesome and pure, Patrick Brewer doesn't want to leave his hometown in Canada to live on the West Coast of the USA. He's about to be a Senior, Captain of the hockey and baseball teams and is 90% likely to be Valedictorian. But when his dad is offered a job he can't refuse, Patrick finds himself on the other side of the continent learning to surf, playing beach volleyball and staring at a beautiful boy in a sarong.

    David Rose is a spoilt Hollywood brat, on holiday from his bad boy image. At Rydell High he's the leader of the 'Birds, dates wannabe popstars and is the hottest part of a campus throuple. Escaping a bad break up, he's given up his leather and styling gel, to read books and drink coffee in Mexico. The last thing he expects is to meet a nice boy at the beach.

    From Summer Lovin' to school pep rallies and a globally streamed Battle of the Bands, Patrick and David must overcome friends, foes and a frightening amount of fluff before they can answer that most important of teenage questions: Are you the one that I want?

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    English
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    9,845
    Chapters:
    1/10
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    109
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    Patrick and Rachel are engaged and attempting to plan their wedding when life finds them in Schitt's Creek.

    Patrick doesn't expect to see David Rose when he moves to Schitt's Creek. Patrick and David met many years ago.

    Patrick and David are both in relationships now. How does seeing each other again impact those relationships?

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,309
    Chapters:
    14/25
    Comments:
    96
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    4605
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    “How long do I have you for?”

    “For the next 43 hours,” Patrick replies, and the feeling of disbelief in David’s gut morphs into desire, into want, accompanied by something he cannot yet name.

    “Then we better make the most of them.”

    Or, this is your places call for Part Three of Favored Nations. Places.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    51,495
    Chapters:
    5/11
    Comments:
    522
    Kudos:
    359
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    5267
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    After defeating Chuck and rescuing Cas from the Empty, Dean swears he's done with hunting for good. But when he finds it hard to confront certain past events, he decides one more case might be exactly what he needs to get his mind off things.

    So how is it he ended up in a wacky little town in Canada, forced to confront everything he's been trying to avoid?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,644
    Chapters:
    2/9
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    306
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    David unlocks his phone and sets it face up on the table. His last used app is still open on the screen, and Patrick glances down at the movement. He inhales sharply and throws a self conscious glance around the rest of the cafe.

    Here, David?“

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,277
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    166
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1704
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    Twyla really wants to make the first move. To show Alexis that she got everything she wanted and that she’s ok. That she was right about everything she said that day.  

    But she can’t. 

    Alexis makes the first move, per usual when it comes to their relationship, taking a tentative step forward and gripping the strap on her purse tightly, which is the only indication that tells Twyla she’s also nervous. She takes a deep breath, blinks, and the grip on her purse suddenly loosens and a bright confident smile blooms on her face, any hint of nerves that Twyla thought she saw gone in an instant—literally in the blink of an eye. 

    “Hi, Twyla.” 

    --

    Twyla can totally handle her ex-girlfriend coming back into town to plan the 10th Annual Singles Week. There definitely aren't lingering feelings there or anything.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,030
    Chapters:
    2/5
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    165
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    Since no one is pressing him for information, David will be quick to admit, even just to himself, that he flips out a tad bit the first time it happens. He can’t really be blamed, because pseudo-time-travel via dreams isn’t quite the course one expects their life to take, so he believes he’s warranted the “What the fuck?” and literal double takes as he stands outside of the motel in the pajamas he fell asleep in, his sleep joggers and one of Patrick’s bird shirts.

    ---

    or, david starts dreaming about his past. well, he's at least 87% sure they're just dreams. because it would be insane if he was actually having nightly conversations with his past self, right? right.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    46,210
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    157
    Kudos:
    189
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    3100
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    Alexis has escaped natural disasters and car trunks, has evaded collapsed governments and kidnappers. Twyla remembers Alexis skirting the edge of the southern rim of the Grand Canyon, skydiving on a whim, swimming with sharks.

    I've got nine lives, she always used to say, capping each instance off with a double-eye wink and a smirk. I'll be fine.

    --

    Much later on, Twyla starts to prepare for a life without Alexis.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    727
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    192
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    "What am I supposed to do then?" David demanded. "I'll be the only one without a date!"

    "What about Brewer?" Ted offered.

    "What about me?"

    "Do you have a date to Homecoming?"

    "No," he shrugged and looked at David. "Let's go together."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,082
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    740
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    David Rose follows Sebastien Raine to Harvard Law - what, like it’s hard? When David gets there he finds out not only that he’s got what it takes, but also that a certain teaching assistant named Patrick just might be the love of his life.

    A Legally Blonde AU.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,192
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    375
    Kudos:
    242
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    6312
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    When the Rose family loses it all because of a greedy business partner, they end up in a secluded community surrounded by forest.

    David becomes enamored with a mysterious stranger who has amber eyes and pale, ice cold skin.

    aka the Twilight/Midnight Sun AU no one asked for ❤️

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    70,607
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    90
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2757
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    Summer is coming.

    She sees an ad in the paper for a job.

    She takes it.

    Twylexis Firewatch AU.

    Language:
    English
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    4,434
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    34
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    alexis, twyla, stevie, and ruth manage to find a shared vacancy in all four of their calendars, so alexis and ruth plan a visit to schitt's creek. stevie gathers all her girlfriends together at the motel for a sleepover.

    any sentimentality is completely ironic of course. she has the disco ball to prove it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,846
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    51
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    “I kinda wanna get my own place,” she tries, “but, like, where do I even start?”

    “Well,” Twyla says, “Susan is moving in with her boyfriend next month. So… I’m going to have an extra room in my apartment, actually. You could come live with me!”

    “Oh my god, Twy!” Alexis claps her hands together under her chin, face lighting up with faux surprise. “That would be so, so amazing. We're gonna be the cutest little roomies!” She beams, reaching over to tap Twyla’s side of the counter once. “I dunno how I’m gonna repay you!”

    Twyla gives her a look. “I mean, you’re gonna have to… pay the rent.”

    OR: Alexis is tired of sharing a room with her brother. She moves in with Twyla. You know the rest.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,264
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    105
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    David knows that he's an acquired taste that most people don't have. And that is especially true for snippy business majors who wear straight leg, midrange demin and talk in sports metaphors. No, David Rose would never be someone Patrick Brewer would want.

    Even if David can't stop thinking about him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,141
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    169
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    808
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    It's the 1960s NY and Patrick works in advertising at Rose Advertising LLC. He can sell the clients on anything -- even if it's something they already have. Then one day he is asked to give up his usual partnership with Ted Mullens in order to give the new guy, David a chance. The kid's art is great, but Patrick doesn't know how to be nice and nurturing.

    OR

    Patrick comes across as a cold asshole because he's terrified of revealing his secret -- he's a gay man during a time when it's illegal. Meanwhile, David is a confidently, sure of himself individual who Patrick wishes he could be more like.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,878
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    400
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    Patrick needs to break up the monotony of his life- which is fine! But isn't it supposed to be better than fine? He heads to Toronto to shake things up and do his MBA, and gets a job in a fine dining restaurant to pay the bills and have some fun. What he doesn't expect is to meet a terrifyingly particular chef, who for some reason turns him into a hot mess. Whatever could be the reason for THAT!?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57,211
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    258
    Kudos:
    291
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    5631
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    Summary: David hasn’t seen his sister in years, and David is nowhere near as optimistic as his parents that she’s still alive. Even if she is, how will she find them - or they find her - when they’re stuck in Schitt’s Creek?

    A companion to “A Little Bit Invisible,” where Alexis becomes invisible. More broadly, this is an exploration of what David may have gone through had  one of Alexis’s disappearances become seemingly permanent. Plus "ghostly" movements.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,735
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    199
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    A compilation of podfics published to the collection "Schitt's Creek Flufftoberfest: Fall Into A Pod of Fluff [2021]."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    181

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