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    Rose Gold, the up-and-coming New York based PR firm run by brother-sister tag-team David and Alexis Rose, specializes in making over both individuals and organizations from the inside out. Still new to the game, their services haven’t exactly become as sought-after as they were hoping in the big city. Their saving grace – both personal and professional – comes from the last place David ever thought he would find himself again - and he doesn't just mean Canada.

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    “You picked a hell of a time to run away.”
     
    Patrick Brewer runs away from his old life and ends up at the Rosebud Motel the day a tragic event changes the world forever.

    A dystopian AU.

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    "But what is he supposed to do when the life that is made for him, made to measure, the life he’s spent weeks and months and years building with Patrick, what is he supposed to do when that life intersects with a place that’s not meant for him?
    That’s the problem, David thinks, reflecting back on this now, staring out of the window of a faceless New York hotel room, waiting for Patrick to come back to him, watching life go on, uninterrupted, below his feet, while he sits, stagnant and unmoving, his life as he knows it on pause, not knowing when he’s going to get it back.
    It had all been so perfect, and David had been so comfortable in the rhythm of it, the predictable, steady cadence of Patrick’s love, that he’d forgotten to be scared.
    He thought he was invincible, under the shelter of the life he’d built. Under the promise of I will make you so happy here. Now, here is thousands of miles away from them, an almost invisible speck in the distance, and David is back in a city he left behind years ago, a place that represents another lifetime, another understanding of truth, another David Rose."

     

    or; David is done with New York, until he isn't, has dealt with it, until he hasn't.

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    Patrick and David have been married for six months

     

    Like the whole world they find themselves locked down at home. They have to close Rose Apothecary temporarily and live their lives locked down in their home with no other family nearby. During this strange time Patrick has to find ways to keep David sane and calm.

     

    Will this experience change David and Patrick forever?
    Will the store go bankrupt or will it thrive when life can un pause?

    READ TO FIND OUT

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    1
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    Well, that went even worse than David had been expecting, and he had been prepared for Raf Simons at Calvin Klein levels of bad.

    OR

    Three years into Swat117's political AU

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    95
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    409
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    David knew that being in his, ahem, late thirties, he couldn’t count on the occasional yoga class to counteract giant cookies and wine like it could have when he was younger. And it seemed as if the moment he hit his mid-thirties, some half-hearted squats outside the motel did nothing but cause his knees to make unpleasant clicking sounds. Hence the gym.

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    451
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    David Rose stepped out of the rental car and pulled his suitcase from the trunk. He slipped the weekender bag over his shoulder and stared up at the house before him. It never stopped to amaze him that his parents had managed to build such a mammoth of a home in such a small town. Then again, avoiding a place for almost a decade would change anyone’s perspective.

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    David returns home to Schitt's Creek after a ten year absence for his sister's wedding where he is forced to face not only the reasons he left in the first place, but the mistakes that he's made along the way.

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    Chapters:
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    When the Doctor asked him later, he couldn’t explain how it had happened exactly. One minute he’d been coming back down from the ridge where he’d proposed to David, having taken a moment to soak in the view from one of his most favourite places in the world, and the next he’d been lying in the middle of the trail consumed by pain.

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    3/?
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    An alternative universe in which the lights never flickered after Rose Apothecary's "soft" launch.

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    David helps Patrick research different positions in bed after he asks him if he's bored of their sex life due to the lack of variety.

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    Patrick closed his eyes during sex. Lights off, always.
    Maybe it started because before he got laser eye surgery, he was so myopic he could barely make out facial features from a metre away, and then maybe it felt more respectful to Rachel and his handful of other female partners to not openly gawk at their naked bodies.

    ...it turns out, however, that maybe Patrick likes to watch.

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    Sequel to "How, Patrick?" You really should read that one first.

    Patrick, whose Mysterious Husband has long entranced the viewers of his long-running how-to YouTube channel, is finally doing a livestream to answer fan questions and introduce them to David. Will the subscribers survive? Will the fan reaction overwhelm David?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    “I have conditions,” David says, his face settling into a look of determination that’s at odds with his flushed skin and breathless voice. “And not only about limiting sexy roleplay to times when my sister isn’t in the same hotel as us.” 

    Feeling a smile tug at the corners of his mouth, Patrick gestures for David to continue. 

    “Okay. One, I am not watching any dinosaurs eat any other dinosaurs. I draw the line at watching giant lizard cannibalism.” 

    Patrick thinks he could watch David rant all day long and never get bored with the incredible variety of expressions that pass over his face. “So I don’t think it counts as cannibalism if the dinosaurs are different species. And I'm pretty sure they’re not considered lizards anymore.”

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    Alexis is doing PR for Jurassic World and is offered a free weekend trip to the park. She brings David, Patrick, and Stevie with her. Things go about as well as you'd expect.

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    There were many parts to Sunday morning that Patrick loved. Shower number 2 was one of them.

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    Patrick arrives in Schitt's Creek still stinging from his breakup with Rachel. Things didn't go as planned and her words hang in his mind. When he meets David, Patrick slowly begins to realise what she had been trying to tell him all along. But is there a place for Patrick in David's life, or is he just the business guy?

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    13/?
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    23
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    David is smiling.

    It’s a barely-there smile, the corners of his mouth twisting up almost like he resents their doing so. It’s a smile that makes Patrick think this is not the first time this has happened, that David is the kind of guy who only has to kiss someone once before he gets offers like this.

    (An AU in which Patrick works at Rose Video and knows David Rose without knowing his last name.)

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
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    Patricks nods, and they share a laugh before confusion seems to befall Stevie and she breaks eye contact, turning to look at the relatively empty street ahead of them. “So, uh, you’re bringing me home?”

    Patrick smiles at her. “We are friends, right?”

    “What do you mean?”

    “I was thinking you were coming over like every other week,” he answers matter-of-factly. “I was going to order pizza and we could probably watch something that isn’t a rom-com. Unless you have other plans.”

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    Patrick and Stevie hang out after Cabaret rehearsals, and Patrick needs Stevie's blessing.

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    David’s first real memory of Patrick involved a scraped knee, a dandelion, and a sunny smile that, upon recounting the tale of how they met, left him blushing so hard Alexis had singsonged “David and Patrick sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!” for a solid week.

    The story of Prince David and Bodyguard Patrick from the very beginning. Updates weekly because we are starting the New Year off right!

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    “So did you start wearing all black because you’re an international cat burglar or did you base your career choice on your wardrobe?”

    Or, David used to be a jewel thief. Allegedly. He doesn't do that anymore.

    Patrick works in insurance, and he has a few questions about those recent break-ins...

    An AU in which David leaves Schitt's Creek for good at the end of season one, and then his past starts to catch up to him.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/10
    Comments:
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    The moment right after the kiss.

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    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    450

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