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    If one thing is for certain, David Rose is not in New York anymore.

     

     

    Sure, he knew that, but when his boyfriend mentioned that he and his fellow band members, Ted and Twyla, as well as their manager Rachel, were heading back to their Canadian hometown for the annual holiday charity concert, he pictured a charming Toronto suburb, not the middle of fucking nowhere. There are cows out here.

     

    Patrick and his indie band head back to their hometown to perform for the annual holiday charity concert, and David tags along, even though they are still keeping their relationship a secret.

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    David Rose learns to thaw while being chilled.

    ❄️ A modern-day Ice Age AU. ❄️

     

    [podfic of The Big Chill]

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    The Wingmen are back for their first tour since 2012, and it’s probably your last chance to see iHeartRadio’s Throwback Song of the Year, “I’m Not Here (For Your Sister)” performed live. With the latest news about Sebastien Raine’s sudden departure from the once popular boy band, you might even be able to find a ticket to the sold-out shows, as long as you don’t mind that they’ve replaced Seb with some guy you’ve never heard of. (His name is Patrick Brewer, he plays guitar, and you really won’t mind, trust us). As if that wasn’t enough, rumors are also flying that Patrick may be taking over Sebastien’s place in the heart of the Wingmen’s most fashionable member, David Rose, after Wingnuts circulated photos of them sharing a steamy embrace. We’re still not convinced it’s love, but stay tuned for all the tour (and romance) updates.

    OR a slow burn, enemies to lovers, fake dating but secretly in love musicians AU.

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    A series of not-necessarily-connected 100 word drabbles based on Tumblr word prompts.

    My first post for Schitt’s Creek!
    Also my first post on AO3. Ever. So. Here goes.
    I hope you enjoy!

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    15/?
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    Ted is the best kind of best friend.

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    One work a day (I hope), inspired by whatever the word from the previous days' Wordle puzzle was (as not to spoil those who have not played yet in different timezones).

    This could get messy, people.

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    This is a Gilmore Girls AU. You don't have to be familiar with Gilmore Girls in order to enjoy this although there may be some spoilers. Basically, David Rose moves to Schitt's Hollow to raise his daughter, Dani. David Rose is Lorelei, Dani is Rory and Patrick is Luke. As for the other characters, they are a mishmash of both shows.

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    David thinks Patrick Brewer, junior captain of the Schitt's Creek University baseball team, is cocky and obnoxious. Patrick thinks David Rose, son of the university's president, is stuck-up and aloof. But all of their friends can see they're in love and hatch a plot to make them fall for each other.

    First-year Alexis has her eye on senior baseball team captain Ted Mullins. But their budding romance is put into question when Ted thinks he sees Alexis kissing someone else. Chaos ensues.

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    A retelling of Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing

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    David is concerned, but unsurprised, when Alexis puts on a familiar show.

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    June 1905.

    Patrick has been taking tourists on pack trips into the Canadian Rockies for five years when David steps onto his ranch and changes his life. Meanwhile, David can’t believe Alexis tricked him into riding horses and sleeping in a tent, but meeting Patrick almost makes up for it.

    A life in the mountains sounds like a nightmare to David and Patrick has never dreamed of going back to the city. But if they want a future together, one—or both of them—will have to give up everything.

    This fic is complete, chapters will be posted on Wednesdays and Saturdays.

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    “Sometimes two people touch and a mark appears on their skin. The edges of it, slightly raised, like a scar. The inside, a tone or two fairer than the rest of the skin,” Adelina reads. “It's immediate and there are no other signs. No pain, no itching. Nothing. Some people have described having a tingling feeling running through their body; others, a sudden warmth. However there's no scientific proof for any of that, so rational thinkers attribute those reactions to folklore.”
    [...]
    “And this is what Mom and Dad are, soulmates?” David interrupts. He doesn’t like Science or numbers, he just wants to make sense of it.
    “Yes, my love.” Adelina replies.
    “What about you and Fernando?”
    “No. Fernando and I are not soulmates.”
    “But you’re married, and you love each other.” David knows this, he’s seen them together.
    “Yes, very much.”
    “Then why is it so important to have a soulmate?”
    “I don’t think it is, sweetheart. What’s important is that you find someone who loves you for who you are, someone you love just as much.”

    Or a Soulmates AU

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    Patrick Brewer's rookie season with the NHL is kind of a disaster and his personal life has fallen apart, but everything changes one fateful night on the roof of a New York City hotel.

     

    (or, How Hockey!Patrick Met the Love of His Life)

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    One man at the end of his career. One man getting his last chance. Together they might just make history.

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    Patrick watches Ted's bunny cam and realizes something about himself.

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    Ted runs into the most beautiful girl Schitt’s Creek has ever seen twice in one day. Will it be just as awkward the second time around?

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    Murder. That was the collective name for a group of crows, wasn't it? And by the looks of things, if David didn't get to safety soon, he'd be slain in the streets by wickedly sharp beaks and glinting talons.

    The only thing was.. He was stricken with panic. He couldn't move.

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    David was a reckless art thief who stumbled onto a dead body and mysterious object in a back alley one night. Unexpectedly, he stumbled into something much more unnerving.

    “Is this your idea of foreplay?”
    Patrick’s lips twitched. “We can skip it if it’s not to your liking.”
    ”I don’t know.” He said, just to see what would happen.
    There was no anger or violence on Patrick’s face. He spoke softly. “Kiss me, then.”
    Somehow that made him shivered. “Is that a command?”

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    "How, um... How do you feel about... flavored wines?"

    "What, like Herb Ertlinger's fruit wines?" Stevie pulls a face, obviously not having caught on yet.

    David takes a deep, only-mildly-mortified breath, hoping she will. "No, like. I mean, what really is a red wine, anyways? Like, sure, it's got a different color from white, but different people like them because they taste different. So I was just wondering. Since you're a red drinker. Is it... the label, or the grapes, or... the taste? What if--I mean--you made a wine out of white grapes but you pissed off Dionysus or the scientists worked their magic or whatever and it came out tasting like a red?"

    "Okay, David, I think you are vastly overestimating how picky I am about wine--and also how much I, like, know about wine? Because I know this is a metaphor but I have no idea what you're talking about."

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    A reimagining of the events of Carl's Funeral & Honeymoon (where David and Stevie talk sexuality, hook up, and break up) in which David Rose is a trans man.

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    31 days, 31 triple-drabbles. Will include multiple ships -- tags to be updated as I go!

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    David and Patrick didn’t get together on David’s birthday. Instead, David’s been pining after his business partner, who definitely isn't interested in him, for the better part of two years now.

    Enter: Patrick's housewarming party.

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