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    In real life, sex was never going to be like it was in porn. It was never even going to be like it was in romantic movies, crying out one another's names in delight. Sex is just another part of their relationship, and, like their relationship, it isn't going to be perfect all the time.

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    9/?
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    143
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    Alexis and Stevie have a little girls night after rehearsal for Cabaret.

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    (Set after Olive Branch)
    David and Patrick go to the Julia Stiles A-Thon at the drive in and delve into their pasts.

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    2/?
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    After the fun of Singles' Week has passed, we start the first chapter of LOL: Part 3 with David and Patrick at their store on a late September Saturday. Patrick learns a couple of interesting pieces of information from Ray. One thing he learns changes his plans for the evening.

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    3/?
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    21
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    What would have happened if Patrick and David never kissed during Grad Night? Set after S3E13 following the story of how Patrick and David will end up together no matter what universe we put them in. Includes drunk texting, boyfriend's bantering, soft moments, and angst induced by these two idiots.

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    "Aw like your best friend?"

    Patrick sighs in relief at the return of their comforting banter. "Yes, the BEST. A BFF as the kids would call it."

    "Confidantes really".

    "Kindred companions?"

    "Partners in crime... and business."

    "Ew David. You two are so gross."

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    8/?
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    158
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    20
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    David is the new kid in school – he is (was?) rich, he’s gorgeous, and Patrick really hopes he’s into boys.

    AKA the Rose family empire falls when everyone is 20 years younger, and with a bit of creative liberty, David and Patrick start their love story in front of a locker in Schitt’s Creek High.

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    8/12
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    128
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    David Rose owns 'Rose Gallery' in New York City and when he finds out that his parents were paying his patrons to buy the art he displayed he needs to find a business manager to help him turn things around.

    Patrick Brewer ended his engagement to high school sweetheart, Rachel, for the last time and moves to New York City for a new beginning. Will he find that new beginning he's been hoping for?

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    Chapters:
    7/12
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    70
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    92
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1771
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    David trails his hand against the smooth concrete surface of the silo wall on his way back down the ramp from Patrick’s office, thinking about their conversation about upstairs. It’s terrifying when you first see it, Patrick had said. David closes his eyes, putting one foot and then the other on the concrete. He imagines he is walking on the road his family took to get to the silo their last day upstairs. He tries to picture the dull light, the gray-green trees, the warm air closing around him. He tries to focus on the silence, on the tap-scrape pulse of his rubber soles on the pavement. He imagines walking as far as his legs will take him.

    He didn’t even realize how badly he wanted to be free of this place until he sat down in Patrick’s office.

    OR The post-apocalyptic love story no one asked for.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    44
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    “So, um, I realized I never clarified something,” David says, suddenly by his side. Patrick turns, eyebrows raised, and waits patiently as David steps closer, sliding his hands over his shoulders. “And I just need you to know that saying this goes against every fibre of my being,” he continues, which only makes Patrick laugh, quiet and breathy and so heart-achingly fond. “But you were wrong, before. Mariah can’t compete with you, not the other way around.”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    97
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    “David, what is it, babe? You know you can talk to me about anything”, Patrick’s says gently.

    “I know,” says David. “It’s just. Well. It’s just that this is something I have been thinking about for a while and we have never talked about it.”

    Patrick is now intrigued. What have they never talked about? They talk about anything and everything and have for the past seven years. Ever since this beautiful man came into his life, all Patrick ever wants to do is to continue to know him and be known by him. With his mind and his body. So what in the world could David want to to talk about that they haven’t discussed in SEVEN years?

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    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    1632
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    “There’s nothing to be sorry about.” He closed the lid on the box of buns and tucked it under his arm. “I understand, and, besides, Patrick has one thing that I don’t—”

    “Integrity?”

    “A degree?”

    “An apartment?” It wasn’t fair, but Stevie couldn’t resist.

    “You can both go play in traffic.”

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    567
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    A series of missing scenes and canon interactions from Patrick's POV, chronicling his relationship with David throughout the series.

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    6,126
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    117
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    1767
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    Five times David and Patrick are interrupted and one time they aren't.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
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    87
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
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    After helping Dani move into her new apartment, she throws a house party at her brother's insistence.....and it goes about as well as expected.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    “Um,” his voice cracks and he clears his throat and tries again, “Um, Patrick can’t come into work today?”

    “Oh?” Alexis asks, keeping the question carefully nonchalant which really only makes things worse. If she’s sparing his feelings then shit surely must be hitting the fan.

    “Yeah.”

    “Did he say why?” Again, meticulously neutral.

    “No.”

    Or, the morning after Grad Night goes somewhat differently when Patrick gets a call from home.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    219
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    385
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    97
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    2886
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    David Rose is not a nice person. Anyone who has ever briefly interacted with him will tell you the same thing. He is high maintenance, needy and only cares about himself. Those people however, are wrong.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    66
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    429
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    It's the Fall Festival and David and Patrick take some time to soak it all in.

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    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    452
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    “Did he really think I was gonna leave him for Ken?” Patrick couldn’t actually imagine a world in which he would leave David for anyone— but especially not Ken.

    “This may surprise you, but David is not, like, lucky in relationships like I am.”

    “Haven’t you been held hostage twelve times by former boyfriends?”

    “Exactly,” Alexis agreed. “No one has ever wanted David to spend the night with them, let alone, like, lock him down and try to keep him forever.”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    992
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    What if Schitt's Creek had a newspaper?

    This is what it might look like.

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    English
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    5,546
    Chapters:
    2/5
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    653
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    Patrick has been jogging with Alexis without telling David. When he does, David has unexpected feelings about it.

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    English
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    2,604
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    807

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