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"I hope you die screaming" were the last words Astarion said to his companions. He never imagined they'd come true.
Six months later, drowning in guilt and armed with a stolen Wish spell, he tries to bring them back. Instead, he wakes up at his own funeral in a world he doesn't recognise where everyone he lost is alive, and the woman he loved and abandoned is calling him "partner."
Now he must learn to navigate a life that isn't his, a world whose technology baffles him, trauma that follows him across timelines, and a love he hasn't earned—all while deciding whether to fix the past or fight for a future he doesn't deserve.
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19 Jun 2026
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When Gale grows tired of everyone doubting his brilliance, he devises the perfect plan.
What better proof of his infinite wisdom than to make dear friends out of Tav and Astarion, who hate one another? After all, your constant bickering is annoying the camp to no end. He finds a dungeon designed for two souls, one that promises to bring any duo close in no time.
It is just a pity that his mistranslation forces you both into a dungeon trapped in time and very much meant to get the two of you into bed.
─ ❤︎ ─
You and your rogue companion stare at the glowing plaque that materializes before the sealed door.
“In order to pass through this door, you’ll need to kiss deeply until the progress bar fills up,” you read aloud, horrified.
Astarion’s expression twists into elegant disgust.
“This blasted fool has sent us into a literal sex dungeon.”
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06 Jun 2026
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These Cruel Gifts by AbeLincolnLover
Fandoms: Le Fantôme de l'Opéra | Phantom of the Opera & Related Fandoms
25 Jun 2026
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Five times Erik misinterpreted Christine's intentions in giving him a gift, and one time she was actually trying to hurt his feelings.
Finally complete!!
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18 May 2026
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Dear readers, I take all the blame
for making these rhymes without shame -
but limerick writing
I find quite exciting
(at times, much more so than the game…)Ever wonder what rhymes with Menzoberranzan? Or Justiciar? Ceremorphosis?
152 Limericks inspired by the game (20 chapters).
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21 Apr 2026
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Whumptober Prompts Day 1, Day 11, Day 14, Day 23, And Day 30. And tumblr prompt for Tezzy
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Against her better judgment, Tav spares the drider. He is thankful.
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- Part 9 of Tumblr Prompts
- Part 1 of Whumptober 2023
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19 Apr 2026