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Y/N is a Top! by Flynn_01
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Haikyuu!!, The Arcana (Visual Novel)
03 Dec 2021
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A collection of one-shots about Y/N topping all of them anime boys. Y/N will always have they/them pronouns and usually has neutral anatomy. Chapter ratings/warning will be included at the beginning of each chapter. Everything's short since I have the attention span of a goldfish.
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In case it’s not specified/clear in an individual piece, all characters are aged up (college seniors +) and everything's consensual. -
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“Don’t think you’ll be enjoying any of that,” a voice speaks out over the music, Michelle turning to see a guy smirking at her.
He’s dressed comfortably, probably a bit too warmly for the room that they’re in– Michelle taking note of the fact that he’s wearing a truly gaudy, awful looking blue sweater. It takes her brain a second to recognize that it says, “I love you a latke” complete with a gold crusted latke and dreidel.
“You like it?” He asks, looking down to his sweater and showing it off a little. “My aunt dug this out of storage. Smells a little like oil and mothballs.”
“At the same time?” She asks, amused at this admittedly cute stranger and his easy way of small talk as he looks up and grins.
“It’s a multi-purpose sweater. For an interdenominational holiday party,” he says with a wink, Michelle laughing at the reality of the decorations that are contained in this little party.
“Yeah,” Michelle says, glancing around to the very clearly Christmas oriented decor that’s littered across the room, “Kinda missed that memo, huh?”
“Which is where my sweater comes in,” he says, Michelle looking back to him with a smile. “It’s Hanukkah, after all.”
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Arden Wells, First Secretary to the Statutory Commission of Inquiry, is a staunch advocate of appropriate commission procedure.
Marlowe Vos, the newest commissioner, couldn't give a toss about it.
Arden's a vampire. Marlowe is interested.
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"You'd like to bite me, huh?"
"I won't pretend I haven't thought about it," Arden says, measured. He flexes his fingers. "But I'm not accustomed to forcing myself on the unwilling."
Vos scoffs, waves a hand. "You can bite me."
A thrill races up his spine. "I can."
"Sure." If possible, Vos slumps even further, smirk growing toothier. "I'm open to the idea. I just have a tiny request."
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Everyone places their bets on how long it'll take James to talk his way out of trouble
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- English
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- 654
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- Kudos:
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- Hits:
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AKA The adventures of JJ&KK!
Killgrave is setting off through the long and tortuous path of redemption, among slip-ups.
Jessica is trying to keep him on the right track, among quarrels.
If you’re up for tons of fluff, tragi-comic situations and a tiny bit of romance, you’re welcome <3
Basically this is the sequel of ‘Stupid Christmas Time!’ miniseries, but here’s the reader’s digest version: Kevin is trying to behave. For her. Always for her.From 'AKA It was not a fucking date!':
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“Jessss, I guess I’ve drunk enough.” Killgrave protests, having already some difficulty to spell the words properly.“Oh, c’mon, don’t be such a baby, the worst that could happen is you confessing a shameful secret to me, such as that you actually think that purple sucks and you would like to wear bright yellow everytime!”. *
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Don’t let the title confuse you, everything here is canon to the series. Sans has just learned a disturbing truth. Frisk is becoming less stable by the minute. It picks up right after the last book.
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- Part 3 of Days
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Couldn't Miss This One by moonmisttea
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
03 Dec 2021
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When romantically frustrated college student Mista meets a blond cutie at the beach, he thinks his love life is about to take a turn for the better. What he doesn't know is that pretty much everything that could go wrong with this blossoming relationship is about to go wrong.
Inspired by "Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses
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"You’re suggesting we take a rusty old bucket of bolts out into the Grimm-infested wilderness, to willingly sleep in fabric sacks on the ground, when we could be using our summer break to do literally anything else?”
"Yep! It'll be fun!"
“Sure, why not. It’s not like I’d be able to get any studying done with you dolts bouncing off the walls.”
"ROAD TRIP! Alright, girls, Banzai on three. One, two, three!”
"BANZAI!"
"Banzai."
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A collection of inane nonsense (ranging from Error being reincarnated as Palette to Dust finding a new love for the color pink) circling around the many AUs and Multiverses of the Undertale world. Some stories will be connected; Others will be random one-shots.
Stop by and see what treasures, or horrors, you can find.
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- Part 1 of Collection of Oddities
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100 word drabbles of Gabriel throwing pickup lines at Sam.
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Bobby's friends dared him to audition for Love Island and he never could resist a good dare. He didn't expect to make it onto the show, but he did, and now he's there for the free vacation. He knows that love isn't in his future, in or out of the villa. Bobby is a master of baking pastries, making people laugh, and friend zoning the absolute fuck out of himself. Because love requires letting someone in and that's the one thing he just can't seem to do. Until he meets her.
His summer of love starts now.
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A Step in the Right Direction by nocturn for Cunegonde
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Dec 2021
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Remus gets stuck in a precarious situation when leaving Hogwarts at the end of his tenure as Defence Against the Dark Arts professor.
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it had been years since her family had all gotten together and gone on a trip like they used to
they all thought it would be fun
T H E S H I P S U N Know veras all alone and in pain but maybe these strange skeletons can help
i'm really bad at summary's^^;
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More espress-ing Less depresso by Gamer_Aroace
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
02 Dec 2021
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Just pure fluff. Izuku being the cutest boy but a little shit
Shouta gonna have migraine and Hizashi teaching Izuku puns and jokes and Shouta has to deal with it.Series
- Part 2 of The lost spirit and fantasy cafe
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AGENT 28 by bajablessed
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
02 Dec 2021
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Between a SHIELD agent and a trained assassin, tying to conceal an affair from the Avengers should be a piece of cake. Trying to save the world at the same time? The icing on top of it.
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The nightclub: where queens dance and men like Oikawa fall at their heels.The music and his heartbeat are the only things Oikawa can hear in the packed-full nightclub. Every person crammed shoulder to shoulder are only open-mouthed things, their words lost on the thrum of bass that rattles the very linoleum of the floor tiles.
They are all staring, gawking, at the show on stage. An entire entity of eyes struck by the one performer taking grand steps in heels that have Oikawa’s ankles cringing in sympathy.
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- Part 2 of OiKuroo Week 2021
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Merlin intercepts a curse meant for Arthur, a curse which leaves him temporarily blind. He handles it surprisingly well.
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- Part 5 of Merlin, kinda-one shots.
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Eddie forgets at the last minute that he's supposed to make something for the PTA bake sale. Christopher lets him know one of Buck's favorite things.
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- Part 2 of December to Remember
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Soul's Shadow by TardisGhost
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who, Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
02 Dec 2021
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The Doctor doesn't want her as a companion. The Master saves her from certain death. A human with no place among her own. There are secrets that stretch across the endless void. And a connection is discovered that was never meant to be.
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She swung again, her victim going, going, and gone. (Just like the boy's chances of winning)
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- Part 3 of Life Is The Game (And Love Is The Name)