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    This is a grouping of one shots that act as a sequel to my first work called "How could I be sad over something I never had?"
    I would highly suggest you read that one first so that these stories make a whole lot more sense.

    I will be taking suggestions on things to write in this story but I am trying to go chronological so take hat in mind that stories that take place later will come later no matter what order they are suggested.

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    4/?
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    It took them seventeen years to accept what they meant to each other. Now that they could finally live together in peace and harmony, mistakes from the past seem to threaten their happiness. A child that will someday kill its mother, the mind of a terrorist stuck in the body of a teenager and an evil guy fanboying around are only three of the problems they will have to face.

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    3/?
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    Roman and Virgil couldn’t see eye to eye. They were just too different, like night and day, north and south, you get the idea. When a trick from Belial locks them into spending the night together, they end up learning a little more about each other than they bargained.

    Turns out, any time is the perfect time to figure out your soulmate might not be what they appear to be.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    When you drop into a new school for the first time in your life, you won´t have to deal with a bunch of strangers talking about how nice your ass looks.

     

    At least if you´re not Park Jimin.

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    8/?
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    57
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    448
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    73
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    “It's still a lot of work, even if you have magic on your side.” Yoongi glances over at a jug filled with what looks like pieces of pineapple. And then, as both cat and witch stare at the jug, the pieces are suddenly no more, instead replaced entirely by liquid. “Heck. Magic is draining. I’m going to need a nap later.”

    “Why do you think I start at 5 am and only open at 11?” Seokjin grumbles, before he sighs, “yeah, okay. I get your point. No tea then. But we gotta think of something to make with avocados.”

    “Why the fuck are we doing avocados?”
     
    “Because I ordered avocados.”

    “Oh. Ok. Let me rephrase that: why the fuck are we doing avocados?”

    ~*~

    (Or: Seokjin is a witch, Yoongi is his familiar. 99% of their life is bickering like this. The other 1%? Well, you'll have to read and see won't you?)

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    Chapters:
    22/22
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    1048
    Bookmarks:
    249
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    Harry Styles piastuje wysokie stanowisko w dużym przedsiębiorstwie. Lubi swoje życie takim, jakie jest, i nie zamierza go zmieniać. Co się stanie, gdy jego tajemniczy sąsiad, niejaki Louis Tomlinson, postanowi przekonać go, że sukcesy zawodowe to nie wszystko?

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    Polski
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    Chapters:
    7/11
    Comments:
    2
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    25
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    May is National Masturbation Month, so to celebrate I decided to start a new little series featuring the Teen Wolf gang pleasuring themselves (but not each other. Solo fun only is the theme for this story).

    Part 1 - Jordan Parrish
    Part 2 - Jackson
    Part 3 - Stiles
    Part 4 - Lydia

    Part 5 - Scott


    Scott’s head swam and sweat broke out across his brow and chest. He should have taken his shirt off, but it was too late to worry about that now.

    The rim of his hole burned, but his insides were starting to feel sensitive. He spread his legs, fighting the snarl of jumbled pants around his ankles that kept his feet together as he tried to find the best angle to fuck himself. He should have taken those off too, but he just needed to–

    Oh god theeeerrrre!

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    91
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    45
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    9
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    2593
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    Four years after saving China from Shan Yu, Mulan’s life had practically returned to normal. But when the Emperor requests her help, she finds herself drawn into a different sort of adventure: With the help of Shang, the trio, and the mysterious Senka, they must protect the Empress and her daughters as they go into hiding from China’s newest threat. [Sequel to Daughter of Death]

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    7
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    21
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    4
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    They've gotten out of the Maze and so far their plan appears to be working. They've suffered far less casualties than before, now all they have to do is follow the plan and Newt and Thomas should be able to skip the mistakes they'd made the first time around. But no one can follow a plan to save their lives, quite a few things go wrong, and Janson proves to be far more resourceful than they'd originally believed.

     

    **This is the sequel to Where You Lead and it will not make any kind of sense if you haven't read it yet.

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    53,601
    Chapters:
    17/20
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    1060
    Bookmarks:
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    King Alistair and Inquisitor Trevelyan have both faced numerous obstacles in their lives - from Orlesian nobles to darkspawn. Now they team up to embark on their biggest challenge yet - seducing Cullen.

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    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    212
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    417
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    73
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    Jason's six feet of blond California hunk, topped off with dazzling eyes and the small fact that he's a werewolf. Piper can work with that, at least she thinks so.

    Jasiper werewolf au

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    English
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    11,636
    Chapters:
    5/13
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    509
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    Based on the prompt: Person A owns a flower shop and person B comes storming in one day and says “How do I passive-aggressively say fuck you in flower?”

    In which Jin makes bad puns, Yoongi tolerates them for some reason, and both are complete dorks.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    57
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    4
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    Alec Lightwood, the Clave's top protection agent, is called upon to guard the life of his mortal enemy - one of the world's most notorious hit men, Magnus Bane.
     

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    Chapters:
    8/10
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    A collection of SCP and Reader prompts I have answered. Range from humor to horror, SFW to NSFW. Each chapter is tagged at the beginning.
    Requests are open on the askblog.

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    • Part 2 of SCP
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    English
    Words:
    41,790
    Chapters:
    81/?
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    224
    Bookmarks:
    17
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    There's a boarding house in Tokyo occupied by boys attending a local college. Hysteria and romantic drama ensues when a female tenant is left in charge of her group of friends who all happened to play volleyball together in high school.

    This is an AU fanfiction for the series "Haikyuu!" that focuses on the character Yamaguchi Tadashi and his girlfriend, an original character made by me. It's also self-indulgent because I love my boy so, so much and this is my first real fanfic, lol. I hope you enjoy!

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    English
    Words:
    118,162
    Chapters:
    41/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    After Shiro’s well-meaning, but pushy brother tells him to ‘get out more’ he does just that, taking a summer job as a Fire Lookout in Balmera National Park.

    However, his plans for a relaxing summer are derailed when he meets a mysterious young man with authority issues and a penchant for breaking and entering.

    As their unlikely friendship blooms into something more, strange things start happening, and Shiro begins to wonder just who he can trust.

    Language:
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    124,687
    Chapters:
    39/40
    Comments:
    191
    Kudos:
    272
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    4942
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    In a bid to relax after their stressful jobs and keep their blissful relationship fresh and interesting, Magnus and Alec set aside one day a month to 'enjoy' the pleasure of learning a new musical instrument but, this time, will they end the night in harmony or out of tune?

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    1/1
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    2
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    19
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    A night out with your roommates' sorority sounded like a good way to wind down from exams season, but your good intentions to keep from ruining someone's nice carpet have you end up in the middle of the forest. In the middle of the night. Very, very drunk.

    Good thing you found a random house to sidle up to and ask to use their phone. Less of a good thing that the skeleton monster that lives in it is only placated by your sloppy jokes.

    -

    Eventually going to culminate in a "Six Skeletons" sort of set-up, but you don't get off as easy by knowing Classic Sans first.

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    English
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    82,331
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    437
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    1041
    Bookmarks:
    179
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    12318
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    “Are you …” He paused, swallowed hard, and worked to rephrase his thoughts. “… teasing me-ow?”

    So much fur that.

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    1/1
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    25
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    When Lance attempts a terrible pickup line on Allura by falling to the floor yelling ‘I think I’ve fallen for you’ it goes about as well as you’d expect. Keith ends up tripping over him and silently vows to end his life, slowly and painfully.
    So, when his apology falls flat, Lance decides to return to the pub everyday and try to flirt his way to forgiveness!

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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