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    When Lance attempts a terrible pickup line on Allura by falling to the floor yelling ‘I think I’ve fallen for you’ it goes about as well as you’d expect. Keith ends up tripping over him and silently vows to end his life, slowly and painfully.
    So, when his apology falls flat, Lance decides to return to the pub everyday and try to flirt his way to forgiveness!

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    It was a soft love, like standing in sunlight. He could feel himself melting into it, lazy as he took it all in. He was lost in him. The kind of lost that's exactly like being found. And he didn't want to leave.

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    In which a juvenile turtle and his highly peculiar friend enjoy their childhood for another year or so, under the watchful eyes of their elders. Sometimes they even end up babysitting Leatherhead's quadruplets. Cause, ya know. Parents are busy saving the world and stuff.

    Newest chapter is "The Zoo - Part Four."

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    “It's still a lot of work, even if you have magic on your side.” Yoongi glances over at a jug filled with what looks like pieces of pineapple. And then, as both cat and witch stare at the jug, the pieces are suddenly no more, instead replaced entirely by liquid. “Heck. Magic is draining. I’m going to need a nap later.”

    “Why do you think I start at 5 am and only open at 11?” Seokjin grumbles, before he sighs, “yeah, okay. I get your point. No tea then. But we gotta think of something to make with avocados.”

    “Why the fuck are we doing avocados?”
     
    “Because I ordered avocados.”

    “Oh. Ok. Let me rephrase that: why the fuck are we doing avocados?”

    ~*~

    (Or: Seokjin is a witch, Yoongi is his familiar. 99% of their life is bickering like this. The other 1%? Well, you'll have to read and see won't you?)

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    SNOW

     

     

    verb

    1.

    snow falls.
    "it's not snowing so heavily now"
    2.

     

    mislead or charm (someone) with elaborate and insincere words.

     

    ...

     

    What really makes more sense?

    A world filled with talking skeletons, and goats, and magic…

    ...Or a sick girl in a mental hospital?

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    Hey kid, want some crack? Absolutely free and not bad for ya

    *Or a collection of crack one-shots*

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    Basically it's an au where Steve and Eli are grown up now (Eli had moved away for some years cause reasons) and now Steve is helping his mother and Lawrence plan a wedding and he has been tasked with flowers (among some other things) so he goes to the flower shop and guess who's the damn florist?
    Yeah I suck at summaries, sue me.
    I literally just wrote this because I ran into a dead end while writing a different fanfiction.

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    "Jason ran away from me earlier."

    "That doesn't sound like Jay." Dick surmised. "He's usually running at you, with a weapon of some kind."

    "I saw him from across the street and called over to him." explained Tim. "Then he just ran away. He was in such a rush to get away from me that he dropped his doughnut."

    "He's wasting food now? It couldn't have been him."

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    Lestat makes a daughter for Louis, and Louis knows that he did that to manipulate him. It turns out that Lestat doesn't just want Louis' plantation: he wants all of him.

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    Harry Styles piastuje wysokie stanowisko w dużym przedsiębiorstwie. Lubi swoje życie takim, jakie jest, i nie zamierza go zmieniać. Co się stanie, gdy jego tajemniczy sąsiad, niejaki Louis Tomlinson, postanowi przekonać go, że sukcesy zawodowe to nie wszystko?

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    It has been a few months after the final reset for both Undertale and Underfell and its Gyftmas time, and Red is invited to Sans and Papyrus' Gyftmas party, although it seems to go another way.

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    Sam has made some changes so his time spent at Stanford will help him when he gets back to hunting with Dean. But that means more than just changing his major. Now he has all new classes to deal with, including an art class he thought would be simple to pass. The Apocalypse was easy compared to a semester with a professor known across campus as The Dragon.

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    Kinktober of rarepair ships in roleplay style between SkylerSkyhigh and xXUndertale_loverXx. We'll be using 2016 Kinktober list while using very rare ships.

    This'll be interesting.

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    Ogedei (son of Genghis) Khan has a problem. Somewhere out in where-the-eff-is-Anatolia, his protégé Baiju Noyan has dropped off the map and taken his troops with him. Incoming reports have been increasingly sparse, inarticulate, and disturbing. Has the famously fierce Noyan gone native? Rogue? Insane? All of the above?
    According to the royal diviners, rookie intelligence agent Nerguitani ("No Name Girl") is the best candidate for the mission. Sungurtekin (the Khan's Anatolian spymaster and a native of the Kayis tribal lands where the Noyan was last sighted) privately thinks the diviners have been drinking more spirits than they've been consulting.
    Can a nice girl from the home steppes (with multiple options on not-so-nice) survive the dangerous company of Baiju Noyan and evade the wrath of his sworn nemesis Ertugrul Ghazi? Can she salvage the Khan's Western frontier before it becomes an epic Mongolian cluster... of embarrassments?

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    Nathaniel was fine with living a normal life, but he daydreamed often of what it would be like as a superhero. There was just so much freedom to be had when no one knew who you were, things he couldn't do as a shy artist in the back of the classroom. Then he meets a little bird miraculous, and his life changes into one of adventure, fighting and bad jokes galore.
    but Paon may not realize his new found wings are held by strings, that a certain super villain has plans for Nathaniel whether he knows it or not.

    My first fan fiction, just something to keep me going as we all wait for season 2. Taking place after season 1 finale and after the real volpina joins the team

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    A collection of SCP and Reader prompts I have answered. Range from humor to horror, SFW to NSFW. Each chapter is tagged at the beginning.
    Requests are open on the askblog.

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    • Part 2 of SCP
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    Jin really shouldn't be surprised, Namjoon was always doing stupid shit like this.

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    Izuku has a “dissociation” Quirk that lets his ghost leave his body, and it’s both convenient and inconvenient at the same time. Either way, though, he's going to do whatever it takes to become a hero.

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    Adrien Agreste has been the star model for his father Gabriel's eponymous fashion brand as long as he can remember. Now twenty-two, he's long past weary of the thankless, lonely work for a father who has never appreciated him. He's hanging on by a thread, and it can't hold his weight forever.

    Nino Lahiffe is running out of patience with the constant strain and isolation of being the road, too, but more than that, he's tired of watching Adrien live every day of his life thinking only of his father's approval. He'd do anything he can for his best friend, but he's been the anchor holding Adrien down for so long that his grip is slipping, too.

    As the two men hurtle toward the breaking point of what they can endure in the name of Adrien's fraying bond with his father, can they walk away from safe, well-paying jobs to look for happiness? Can they unravel the tangled strings of secrets and feelings, spoken and unrevealed, that tie their relationship in knots? Can they salvage the strands of the life they left behind, or has time worn them away?

    Can Adrien even find a dream to chase after a whole life lived for someone else?

    ...And how far will Gabriel go to sever their ties forever?

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    Kurloz Makara doesn't like Cronus Ampora, despite him occasionally attracting business with his street performances. He finds him to be a smug, rude, narcissistic asshole with too many layers, too many reasons to not like what he's hiding. He wants to peel away those layers and tear down the human's walls. And no matter what the others say, he's not flushed for the asshole... Right?

    Cronus Ampora thinks Kurloz Makara is a fucking creepy asshole who grates on his nerves. He finds the tall troll to be a smug asshole who likes to piss him off for no reason other than to get a reaction out of him. He knows there's something more, but he's not making a dent in the troll's barriers.

    It doesn't help that they prefer the company of few and far between, but when Kurloz opens up to Cronus, and Cronus opens up to him, they see a lot more than they expected. In the background of this mess, Karkat is planning out a movie as Jade collects money on who will crack first.

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