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Upstart Crow: the Autobiography of Willy Wonka. by TayBartlett9000
Fandoms: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - All Media Types, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971), Original Work
21 Sep 2018
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At the dawn of the twentieth century, Mr Willy Wonka was known as the greatest chocolate maker the world had ever known, but after the string of child murders that took place inside his own factory, his name faded into obscurity.
When academic college scoller Murron Cain wanders into the college library, she stumbles upon the book and decides to get the long dead genious's only work of academia reprinted.
This is the autobiography of Mr Willy Wonka himself, the life, the previously unknown tragedies and dreams, brought together into one hard backed volume.
Now we will come to understand whether Mr Wonka was a sadly forgotten exentric genious, or a reclusive miser who rather enjoyed the outcomes of those children who died in his factory. -
No Place to Go by Rubien for Yaoyorozzu
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Sep 2018
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The first time they meet, there’s trouble gleaming at Hawks from Dabi’s eyes. Fortunately, Hawks wears trouble like a crown.
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Internet Famous by kuro1neko2kun
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare
21 Sep 2018
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Alec and Magnus are both Youtubers. They meet for the first time at Vidcon, doing a video together. The viewers (and Izzy) think they'd be a cute couple, and they awkwardly fulfill everyone's dreams. Sort of.
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- Part 1 of Steps to Success
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I know Valentine's is over, but have some sugar coated fluff anyways
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- Part 3 of AH Imagines
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While You Were Sleeping by Belkacaramelka (annabelleg)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
21 Sep 2018
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Whatever bravado Izuku had summoned the night before out of some sense of poetic justice went flying out of the window as soon as he heard Bakugou Katsuki's heartstoppingly familiar voice at the doorway.
“Midoriya? – as in Midoriya Izuku? Deku is Todoroki’s fiancé?”
“Yes! How did you know?” Despite Uraraka’s delighted tone, Izuku didn’t need to turn around to feel the incredulous narrowing of those red eyes.
Dammit. They had been so close to getting away with it.
“Bullshit.”
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The one where quirkless fanboy Midoriya Izuku rescues Pro Hero Todoroki Shouto, gets mistaken as his fiancé while he is in a coma, and gets caught up in the most unlikely fake engagement... until his childhood enemy and Todoroki's classmate Bakugou Katsuki enters the picture and tries to catch him out.Quirkless AU based on the film.
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wall: I HEAR KNOCKING
wall: THERE IS A VERY ANGRY SHIRO TRYING TO BREAK INTO OUR HOUSE
sirlancelot: ooH SHIT
wall: OH SHIT SHIRO FOUND THE SPARE KEY
wall: HE’S IN THE HOUSE
wall: THE MOUSE IS IN THE POOL
wall: I REPEAT
wall: THE MOUSE IS IN THE POOL--
alternatively titled; 'mocha jumps onto the overused chat fic bandwagon and writes a chat fic when they're supposed to be working on a school project"
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A collection of stand-alone Merlin drabbles, written for Camelot Drabble community prompts.
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- Part 118 of Merlin Fic
- Part 34 of Camelot Drabble Fic
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this infinite between us by redonthemoon
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), The Flash (Comics), Green Lantern (Comics)
20 Sep 2018
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Hal Jordan has a plan: turn 18 and enlist in the Air Force to follow his father's steps. He couldn't care less about school and homework. Failing all his clases, with no perspective of graduating he's assigned a tutor.
Enter Barry Allen who chases Hal when he decides to skip their first study date and won't accept no for an answer.
High School AU
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C'était un rejeton des neiges, Trafalgar Law. Il avait les mains froides et le cœur assorti, mais souvent du thé ou la fourrure d'un ami pour se réchauffer. Avec l'équipage au Chapeau de Paille, il fallait plutôt prendre garde à ne pas se brûler, tant leurs sourires flamboyaient.
Petit recueil d'écrits courts sur Law et nos pirates favoris.
- Language:
- Français
- Words:
- 315
- Chapters:
- 3/4
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 14
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Kurloz Makara doesn't like Cronus Ampora, despite him occasionally attracting business with his street performances. He finds him to be a smug, rude, narcissistic asshole with too many layers, too many reasons to not like what he's hiding. He wants to peel away those layers and tear down the human's walls. And no matter what the others say, he's not flushed for the asshole... Right?
Cronus Ampora thinks Kurloz Makara is a fucking creepy asshole who grates on his nerves. He finds the tall troll to be a smug asshole who likes to piss him off for no reason other than to get a reaction out of him. He knows there's something more, but he's not making a dent in the troll's barriers.
It doesn't help that they prefer the company of few and far between, and they both prefer the same group of people, but when Kurloz opens up to Cronus, and Cronus opens up to him, they see a lot more than they expected. In the background of this mess, Karkat is planning out a movie as Jade collects money on who will crack first.
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A series of events pushes you to escape to the fantasy world of a massive multiplayer online role playing game with your bestie. You make new friends and start becoming attached to the fresh connections. As you juggle your online life and reality, a chance encounter with a monster has you confused and conflicted. What does the future have in store for you? Is there such a thing as fate?
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Flowers Bloom Best in the Storm by Katastrophe94
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Persona 4
20 Sep 2018
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Reset. The power to alter fate.
Determination. The power to overcome any obstacle.
These are powers awoken only in the most determined of humans. And it is these powers that set this story into motion.
Two separate lives, seemingly by happenstance, become tied together in ways none could have foreseen. Two separate stories, once having nothing to do with each other, become bound by strings even stronger than fate. And yet, as the darkness deepens and past tragedies are shed in new and revealing lights, these two sides may be the only thing that can stop a brewing plot that will lead to calamity.
But perhaps, with just enough determination, not only may the world be saved . . . but the souls of those left behind might find salvation as well.
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Papyrus is off to Italy for a free school trip. He'll be gone for an entire month and he worries for his big brother all alone at home for Christmas. So he has the brilliant idea to invite Sans' date-mates to keep him company.
Edge and Red and Sans for 31 days of holiday togetherness!
UPDATE 9/19/18: Chapter 5 Rewritten!
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‘’It’s not gay if it’s just a game!’’ Quickly added Mingyu, knowing that Hansol was naive enough to believe such nonsense.
‘’Alright, let’s do it then.’’Or
Hansol and Mingyu have a little competition about getting a boy as quickly as possible.
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How do you give someone a Persona? What exactly happened to Sho Minazuki when he was growing up in the lab...and why did Akihiko stop Mitsuru from telling Yukari why she “didn't have a choice” in regards to joining SEES? Perhaps red hair isn't the only thing they have in common.
Post-Ultimax. (P3, P4, 'ships TBD)Series
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2 am - 20 hours without sleep. The experiment may be starting to affect me. Slight heart palpitations earlier -either due to the caffeine or lack of sleep. Maybe lack of food too. Only other possible stimulus could be the barista, but logically speaking, it's impossible for a smile or a brush of fingers as drinks are passed over to have an effect on the circulatory system.
John works the night shift at a 24-hour coffee shop, and meets a mildly sleep-deprived and caffeine-dependent Sherlock Holmes, experimenting on the effects of sleep deprivation on his mind and body.
This is written for the Always1895 September prompt: Coffee Shop.
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It's rare for humans to have the ability to control any of the four elements. If anyone on Earth is caught doing it, they are taken by the government and never seen again. Being stuck in space, Lance shouldn't have to worry about hiding his waterbending abilities anymore. But he's still scared and used to keeping it a secret, so he never tells anyone. One night, however, he decides to secretly spend some time at a lake of the planet they landed on. He didn't think anybody would follow him there.
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- Part 2 of VLD Tumblr Events
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,161
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 65
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Ray was known to be the least aggressive person on the Waverider. Len and Mick call bullshit and start snooping. The team discovers why Ray goes out of his way to be peaceful.
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Well, Well, Well... by fantom_ftnoise for tsundanire
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Sep 2018
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On their third anniversary, Harry leads Draco on a wild chase. Nine hours of terrible riddles and international Portkeys, and it all comes back to the farm.
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Rare Kinks by SkylerSkyhigh, xXUndertale_loverXx
Fandoms: Undertale, Undertale (Video Game)
19 Sep 2018
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Kinktober of rarepair ships in roleplay style between SkylerSkyhigh and xXUndertale_loverXx. We'll be using 2016 Kinktober list while using very rare ships.
This'll be interesting.