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    A collection of short stories and one-shots centered around... you guessed it, Poth! May have bits of Afterdeath and Drink sprinkled in every so often.

    Expect drama, angst, fluff, silliness, puns... all that good stuff.

    Credits: Goth belongs to Nekophy, Palette belongs to Angexci/angeutblogo, Reaper belongs to renrink, Geno belongs to loverofpiggies, Ink belongs to comyet/Myebi, Dream belongs to jokublog

    Language:
    English
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    106,735
    Chapters:
    92/?
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    在普通的日常性爱里面,Lucifer很普通地变成了蛇。

    没有理由就此打住嘛,是不是?

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    中文
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    2/2
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    Want a PUN-ny Boyfriend well look no more becouse the boys are waiting for you lovely readers.
    ( I DONT do Lemons )
    Undertale Sans belongs to Toby Fox . The AUs belong to there right full owners.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    Crowley thought he had just nailed the best prank for Aziraphale – poof up some unfertilized snake eggs, drop them off calling them his kids, and bugger off for a week without answering anymore questions. It was perfect.
    Until he comes back to find the yolk is on him.

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    9/?
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    On a whim, Seokjin blurts out, “Do you know what a cat’s favorite color is?”

    “No,” Yoongi says.

    “It’s purr-ple!” Seokjin laughs at his own joke. Yoongi’s eyes stay flat, but the corners of his lips turn up into a smile that Seokjin can’t help but want to see more of, wants to tell more bad jokes to see if it might get any bigger.

    But if Yoongi is a cat, well, he’ll need some time to decide that it’s his own idea to befriend Seokjin. And Taehyung will be waiting soon.

    “Please take care of your health, Min Yoongi-ssi!”

    He bows, and leaves.

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    TT: Dave’s guardian is absent and someone has to fill the role. For now, you’re the only one who can. Even if you’re unqualified.
    TG: fuck you you’re less qualified than me
    TT: False. Either way, you need to be on good terms with him. I’m not saying you have to be “best bros”, but pulling a sword on him when all he’s doing is breathing is unacceptable.
    TT: In other words, sort your shit out, Strider.
    TG: yeah okay but also fuck you
    TT: I love you too, brother mine.

    ————

    Or, the post-sburb AU where the kids have won and everyone tries to get their shit together in 2009.

    Alpha Dave tries to get the whole parenting thing down. The beta kids mourn the loss of their extraterrestrial friends. The alpha kids try to mend broken relationships. Davesprite’s identity issues are turned on their head when he has to facedown Davepeta. Davepeta is unbelievably stressed (and no one notices, which surprises absolutely no one).

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    This came from a prompt by olivebranchesandredwine for Mutt/Ted containing the words collar, mortgage, and starburst. Thanks for giving me this idea friend!!

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    1/1
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    tiny♡toinette: what's wrong fangs?

    fangs.exe: I tried to attack jug with my flippity flops but,, he just kinda..... yeeted them out the window

    fangs.exe: I now have no weapons

    sweatpeaispissed: I'll buy you a sword fogerty

    pretentious_writing: please don't I quite enjoy having limbs

    bettygaygay: christ what is this chat

    ◇veronica◇: idk

    -
    where josie, valerie, fangs, pea, archie, and juggie pine choni is fucking awesome kevin is very gay and in a love triangle with Joaquin and Moose beronica's cool too nothing sad ever happened and it's all a fucking cluster fuck

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    “Uhh, Mr. Stark?” Peter said.
    “What is it, Spiderman? You okay?”
    “I’m fine but…I think we might have a ghost fighting on our side.”
    “Impossible.” Thor interrupted. “Ghosts hate the living.”
    “Yeah well one just saved my life and made a joke about New York’s rat problems.”
    Silence over the radio.

    Or, New York City isn't prepared for a ghostly invasion. The Avengers are finally all in the same place again. Thor and Bruce are back from space with a semi-reformed chaos god and a thousand refugees in tow. Steve and the Rogues have got their pardons and are ready to start being heroes again. But Tony isn't ready trust, neither is his new protegee Spiderman. The fractured team can't seem to come together. It's a good thing then that Danny Phantom is ready to save the day. That doesn't mean anyone is prepared for when he keeps showing up.

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    “I can explain,” Steve says, caught red-lipped and red-handed, spoon already hitting bottom on the last pint of Raspberry Thorbert. It had been the only flavor left besides Tony’s.

    Betrayed, Tony stares through the porthole window at the stack of unopened cartons of Stark Roast Coffee still sitting untouched and unwanted in the freezer. “Steve… how could you? Captain Ameri(cone) Dream, sure. Apple Pie of My Hawkeye… very on-brand for you with the patriotism and all so I get the appeal. But Raspberry Thorbert isn’t even ice cream!”

    In which pints of Ben & Jerry’s Avengers-themed ice cream are sold in variety packs, and someone (Steve) keeps eating everything but Tony’s flavor. Of course, Tony takes his boyfriend’s ice cream preferences as the personal affront it definitely is (not).

    For the Cap-IronMan Bingo 2019 Round 2 – Stark Raving Hazelnuts

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    Wave (gesture)- verb:

    A wave is a nonverbal communication gesture that consists of the movement of the hand and/or entire arm that people commonly use to greet each other but can also be used to say goodbye, merely acknowledge another's presence, call for silence, or deny someone. The different ways humans communicate with each other are plentiful, the wave gesture is one of the clear examples of how researchers get a better understanding of how they are essential part to language and thought.

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    In which Jeremy (reluctantly) tags along to witness a drug deal and gets a boyfriend out of it.

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    12/?
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    You were here when monsters were trapped Underground.

    And you are still here when they were freed.

    You want to learn more about monsterkind. But being a mage make it dangerous. What if someone finds out your little secret ? Will you be able to hide it from your new friends ? And from those nosy skeletons ?

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    Die Uraufführung des Tristan in München, 1865
    Der junge König Ludwig unterhält sich in der Pause über die großartige Musik Wagners, mit seinen Ministern - und seinem eifersüchtigen Ex-Liebhaber Paul. Eigentlich hätte er voraussehen können, dass dieses Gespräch eine für ihn ungute Wendung nehmen würde...

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    Deutsch
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    The gang are pilling up as many shenanigans as they can. Pranks,games,jokes you name it, they got it. Life can be dull without a bit of fun in the mix.

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    23/?
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    3
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    After Ketch saved Gabriel from Asmodeus he was messed up. So was Sam after seeing the long lost angel who he believed to be dead. But will Sam be prepared for all the bad pick-up lines?

    Quotes from the story:
    "He helped the other into the bathtub and got his hair wet. As he started to apply shampoo to his hair he noticed how Gabriel looked at him."

    "The archangel knew that most of those lights were offices where no one lived. But he didn't say anything he was just happy and calm. He then leaned against the other and for just a moment time stopped."

    "'I got so scared when I heard your prayer. My father, are you alright?' He cupped Sam's face in his hands."

    "Gabriel put his one hand on the other's cheek and gently brushed it with his thumb. He then kissed him again."

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    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
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    You're from the Horrortale universe.

    A universe where everyone has suffered-including your favourite skeleton brothers.

    You were merely 15 when you fell to the underground-a lot has changed in the four years you've been there. Somehow, along the way, you'd convinced the butcher himself to not slice you into mince meat, and even moved in with them at some point. Nowadays, you spend your time struggling to survive WITH the skeletons, rather than against them (thank god).
    Though things are about to take a drastic turn. You thought one pair of skeletons was strange enough- try 8 for size.

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    20/?
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    Living on the streets of Ebbot City was hell enough for someone with nothing, that is, until you get picked off the street by the head honcho of the largest syndicate in the Mafia. After saving his youngest son and said son getting attached to you, Antonio Mahoney saw potential in you and raised you alongside his three sons. The Mahoney family gave you everything, a name, a family, a job, a purpose.

    When the monsters were freed from the Underground, it stirred something in the syndicates across the city and in you. The doctors claimed you were healthy but something was off when you were around monsters. Now with them creating their own group and clearing out the little shitty groups that were nothing but trouble, Boss now wanted to make deals, conduct trades, and work with them to stay in their good graces. A smart move considering the magic and Souls ordeal that was flooding the news.

    Maybe, just maybe, you can get some answers from these guys, if they were willing to bargain. Especially that big skeleton- wait, what?

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    After many Resets, the human leaves the Underground with a rather uneventful Neutral Run. Sans believes they aren't coming back but is left unsure as time continues to progress.
    The calm of Snowdin Town is interuped one night by a violent murder, which falls on Papyrus and his Sentries to solve. As the situation escalates and gets stranger, they realise their own lives may be on the line.
    Is the threat of another anomily really gone? Will Papyrus be able to solve this deadly puzzle before time runs out?
    A high stakes adventure focusing on comedy and mystery.

    Updates every Tuesday.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    188,648
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
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    89
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    21
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    He wants to be able to explain it in a way other people will understand, but whenever he tries to shed some light on the situation he just keeps coming up with stories about animals.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
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    33
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    Aly (Female Vault Dweller) is making friends in this god-awful, new world. She’s trying to make the world a better place. But when she’s running away from a past that isn’t even her own, how long will she be able to go on?

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    English
    Words:
    29,212
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
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