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    Aziraphale is trying to get Crowley to sleep with him, which turns out harder than expected. In more ways than one.

    The first few chapters are on the humorous side, with the expected smut in later chapters, followed by angst and drama. If you are looking for a consistent tone across a story, you have come to the wrong place.. otherwise, enjoy the ride! :D

    My love of puns and awkwardness has resulted in some oocness – sorry!

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    He never wanted more than he already had. Then he had the ability of his fathers side. Never could he dream of going to a school where people might understand him. He might be able to find the guy, maybe guys, he had never thought he could find.

    I AM TERRIBLE AT DESCRIPTIONS, I AM SO SORRY, PLEASE READ TO GET THE BETTER PICTURE!

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    Someone new is coming aboard the Enterprise, bringing all of her strangeness and secrets with her. She's unusual even for this crew, and Data is increasingly fascinated to have fresh and friendly experiences to explore. But are the ways in which her history lines up with Picard's merely coincidence, or does the captain suddenly have more to cope with than he ever imagined?

    Delve deeper into the minds of your favourite characters plus new ones in this series of re-imagined Star Trek episodes blended with original adventures and revealed relationships that get to the heart of the galaxy's most compelling people, places, and possibilities. To download all chapters of this book together with cover art as an epub or pdf file, please visit http://www.kimberlychapman.com/spacedad/read-the-stories/ .

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    Stories inspired by Stories of Thedas vol. 2 prompts on Twitter

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    oliverqueer: you know i liked it better when you guys made fun of my hook up with tommy rather than my impending death
    pipes: we can always go back to that
    bilance: no, he owns it now, it’s boring

    (Follow Central City College's LGBT+ Club into the summer holidays of 2018 where nobody knows what is going to happen, least of all the author.)

    Takes place July - October 2018.

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    "The potential end of the world really messes with the catering."

    The Tale of the Inquisition, told from the perspective of someone who was standing far at the back doing the paperwork and cheering on the actual heroes. Until she suddenly wasn't.

    Featuring lots of Cole (the ultimate cinnamon bun), lashings of Bull, and making Solas irritated. With much more yet to come.

    Updating as often as muses and meatsuit permit.

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    162/?
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    The night Miss Chloe Decker meets Lord Lucifer Morningstar at a ball is the night her whole world turns upside down.

    ---
    This is part gothic romance, part mystery, part Noël Coward play, & part Jane Austen novel, with Shakespeare quotes, random historical trivia, & most of my favorite fanfic tropes thrown in for good measure. This is a true AU - this does not exist in the actual 1890s of our world, hence 'historical inaccuracies.'

    Most importantly - Lucifer has curls.

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    "No, love, love

    Don't come easy

    But I keep on waiting

    Anticipating

    For that soft voice

    To talk to me at night

    For some tender arms

    To hold me tight

    I keep waiting

    I keep on waiting (Ooh, until that day)

    But it ain't easy

    It ain't easy"

    - "Channel 5 Intro Theme", excerpt of "You Can't Hurry Love" by The Supremes
    (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq_TX5ZR0rU)
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    Short episodes set in an alternate universe of the Little Nightmares series where two of the protagonists are adults dealing with problems and other things from the past, present, in reality, and in their minds.

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    K/DA Food Delivery AU- Akali got a job, Kali go to work, Kali that spicy delivery girl~

    Akali currently works in the family business- making sushi and ramen and she earns the nickname Sashimi Akali. But when the stall is struggling financially, she starts a food delivery business called Sashimi Delivery and later on partners up with the pizza joint across the street.

    One day she goes to a large house to deliver some pizza but when the door is opened, she is greeted by a seductive woman called Evelynn and sparks fly between the two. Eve has a huge crust on the delivery girl and without thinking she starts to constantly order food from Sashimi Delivery instead of asking for Akali's number like a normal person. As the visits progress, the more she learned about the rogue and starts to find her way to Akali's heart, and let's just say- she also e a t s her way ;)

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    ❝You see we have a little bet going on between us teachers. The rules are pretty simple and straightforward; Who can fuck you best.❞

     

    IN WHICH

    a wicked game arises between the teachers. Going to all and any lengths to win this bet just to be able to prove themselves right - unfortunately at a student's expense. Lines will be crossed, morals will be forgotten, hearts will be broken and for what reason?

    A little taste of sin. They're all thirsting to win.

    And the target has been chosen.

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    The top collection of the past 100 years worth of sultree poetry by the most green-thumbed and mossy minded poets of our generation. Containing works by authors the likes of Walt Whipman, E L Thames, Bloom Beaurigard and more to sate even the most picky flower pluckers. Enjoy the best our world has to offer in this fantastic collection.

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    While shopping for a shoe, Shouyou finds himself stumbling upon a black-haired, grumpy faced person who could possibly deemed as his “sole mate”…..?

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    One character, present at Ellisburg, changes everything. SI. Work title from the material component of Foresight in D&D 5e.

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    You are a cop stuck in a large city that is suddenly half-populated with monsters. This brings you all sorts of trouble as monsters and humans learn to cooperate with each other. You receive push back from all sides; monsters, humans and other cops as you try to find a just solution to problems that arise in your district. Sometimes this leads to violence, but that's ok. You were never one to run from a fight, and being a were-leopard means you are made of sterner stuff than most. But just because you can turn into a big cat, doesn't mean you should. And you are not really keen on letting your new skeletal roommate or his brother find out about your more animalistic side. Even if one of them really loves cats... and the other is practically a cat himself.
    This is a paranormal cop drama meets K-drama romance sitcom. There will be fights, there will be laughs, and there will be friendships built that cross the divide between the different species.

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    Everyone knows that Fray’s Hardware is owned by the same people who run the Honey Pot, an online sex shop, and that packages from the Honey Pot are shipped in hardware store packaging for discretion. Magnus keeps finding Fray’s Hardware packages on his doorstep addressed to his new neighbour, one Alec Lightwood. At first, he just chuckles at his neighbour’s enthusiasm, but as time passes, he’s increasingly surprised and impressed at the size and weight and sheer quantity of packages that keep arriving for this Alec person. It’s a while before they meet, because of differing schedules, but when they do, Magnus doesn’t pass up the chance to tease him mercilessly about his Honey Pot addiction. He doesn't know what he was expecting but utter confusion certainly wasn't it.

    This fic will take place over the course of a year and will track the developing relationship between Alec and Magnus, with (slightly) background relationships between Raphael/Simon and Maia/Izzy.

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    Two houses, both alike in dignity, in fair Hogwarts where we lay our scene. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes, a pair of star-crossed lovers emerge…

    Harry and Draco have returned to Hogwarts to complete their final year of education, and both are unhappy to see the other. But when they are cast in the starring roles in the school production of Romeo and Juliet, they begin to see each other in a new light.

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    Luz was going back home to her mom for a few couple weeks.

    Gus and willow are planning a big surprise party for their friends return, although it's gonna be a while.

    Amity going on about her days in her daily routine. Studying, reading to children, daydreaming about luz.

    But until Emperor belos made a horrible mistake...

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    High School Science Teacher AU. Kya won't stop pestering Lin with terrible puns and even worse pick-up lines. Lin isn't into it. She isn't.

    "I always used to wonder why Uranium and Iodine were so far apart,” Kya comments idly.

    “They have totally different properties,” Lin replies, perplexed. “Why would they be even remotely close to each othe—”

    “Because if I could rearrange the elements, I’d put U and I together,” she finishes, breath warm on Lin’s cheek, tickling her ear.

    “You’re a menace,” Lin says, though her tone is less biting than she’d like.

    Background feat. Korrasami and the Krew in high school, now with 100% more Izumi

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    Aziraphale is a writer working for E.D.E.N Publishing House, Gabriel is the publisher and likes to ridicule Aziraphale as often as he can, Madame Tracey tells him about a new bistro that has opened down the street, he needs to check it out, the food is sinful, and the service is better.

    Horns n Halos is run and owned by a rather cool and aloof man, Crowley. With the help of Anathema, the bistro is booming.

    Set in the now, the bistro esthetic is the 1920s, and Electro Swing plays throughout!

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    Chapters:
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    Basically me re writing miraculous cause i wasn't satisfied with it.
    (no upload schedule but i will try to update at least 1-2 times a month)

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    24
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    9
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