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    The One Where:
    1. Namjoon is as clumsy as ever.
    2. He gets into an accident while snowboarding.
    3. Seokjin is a first aider, and a handsome one at that ( ˘ ³˘)❤

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    Namjoon hurts his ankle, but Seokjin is there to save the day AU!

    Language:
    English
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    5,688
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    229
    Bookmarks:
    27
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    2124
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    At the dawn of the twentieth century, Mr Willy Wonka was known as the greatest chocolate maker the world had ever known, but after the string of child murders that took place inside his own factory, his name faded into obscurity.
    When academic college scoller Murron Cain wanders into the college library, she stumbles upon the book and decides to get the long dead genious's only work of academia reprinted.
    This is the autobiography of Mr Willy Wonka himself, the life, the previously unknown tragedies and dreams, brought together into one hard backed volume.
    Now we will come to understand whether Mr Wonka was a sadly forgotten exentric genious, or a reclusive miser who rather enjoyed the outcomes of those children who died in his factory.

    Language:
    English
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    31,728
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    5
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    8
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    1
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    A collection of 100 word drabbles. Because I'm a wordy asshole and I want to practice writing shorter, more succinct things. Also I have no time, and limits are supposed to be good for the soul or something. Also-also all of these are probably going to be straight-up nonsense and have no place near canon.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,193
    Chapters:
    15/31
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    808
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    Four years after saving China from Shan Yu, Mulan’s life had practically returned to normal. But when the Emperor requests her help, she finds herself drawn into a different sort of adventure: With the help of Shang, the trio, and the mysterious Senka, they must protect the Empress and her daughters as they go into hiding from China’s newest threat. [Sequel to Daughter of Death]

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    English
    Words:
    132,091
    Chapters:
    22/23
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    914
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    When was there ever a normal day in the Avengers Tower?

     

    (Original on FF.net)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    14
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    UF!Санс ссорится со своим братом и не знает, что ему делать. В конечном итоге он попадает в UnderTale вселенную, где встречает чертовски добрых Санса и Папируса.

    UF!Сансу придётся разобраться со своей депрессией и новообретёнными чувствами к двум другим скелетам.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    87,033
    Chapters:
    25/44
    Kudos:
    5
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    335
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    K.O. and Dendy explore themselves and each other by participating in Kinktober 202X.

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    English
    Words:
    10,025
    Chapters:
    20/31
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    608
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    AX700 “Aldous”
    Designed by CyberLife for Home Assistance.

    *I will be taking notes on the android’s behavior and making records of our conversations as I work with him. I don’t know what he looks like yet because I specifically ordered CyberLife to ‘surprise me’ when they ship my order. The only thing they wanted was a name and a preference of male or female, so I know that he’ll be a male AX700 model and I chose the name ‘Aldus’. The spelling was changed to ‘Aldous’ for programming’s sake I guess but it’s still the same name so I don’t really care. Aldous should be here soon, today possibly. I tried to tidy things up around here so that he understands that he won’t be doing all the chores... God the garbage stank! Maybe if he can turn off his sense of smell or something, he’ll be doing that next time...

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
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    3
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    ‘I can alter everything about a person, down to their personality, their memories, and everything they believe in.’

    ***
    aka the Villain Deku AU, where no one knows he has become a villain, and they sent him back... to UA.

    Language:
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    4,449
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    1
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    33
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    527
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    A collection of comment fics, ask meme responses, prompted fics and short ficbits from Tumblr. Various fandoms, various pairings, various ratings; specific blurbs and warnings can be found in each individual chapter, and entries are listed by fandom in the index.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    69,241
    Chapters:
    77/?
    Comments:
    254
    Kudos:
    347
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    5977
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    Grillby learns his boyfriend hasn't celebrated his birthday in some time. He wants to fix that, but sometimes the best-laid plans can go awry. But only a little, if you keep a cool head.

    Language:
    English
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    2,540
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    16
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    1
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    Virgil was frantically pacing his room, pulling at his hair, glancing between all the words surrounding him. Words on his laptop, which sat opened on the couch with many tabs open and overlapping each other. Words on the many, too many, books lying open on the floor, the table, the couch. Words on the scattered papers and notebooks he had scribbled in. Words on the wall, where the highlights of his research had been pinned in an arrangement that would make any Tumblr theorist proud. Words in a language few knew of and even fewer speak, a fact that would normally bring him comfort but now only brought frustration. And then he looked at the number. The horrible, circled date on the calendar on his wall that he had been refusing to look at. Because Virgil had one month. One month before everything caught up with him. One month before everything would fall apart. It all had started with a simple deal. A simple, selfless agreement. But now, now that simple transaction is going to destroy him.

    Now Virgil Sanders had one month to make himself disappear. All for a simple deal. But then again, things are never that simple are they?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    54,366
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    891
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    Frisk had finally befriended Sans before the timeline unexpectedly reset.
    Sans helps Frisk to do it all over again.

    I'll add tags and warnings as I go.

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    English
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    8,683
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    482
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    Hello Dearie,
    If you’ve found this note, you’ve probably found my friend with it. He’s been hurt a lot, and he isn’t getting better here. If you can’t help him, or if this isn’t your handwriting, please pass him on to the nearest Muffet. She’ll know what to do. Thank you so much, dearie, and I hope your life will go better than mine.
    Cordially,
    Muffet
    P.S. His name is Sans, and his favorite food is ketchup.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,725
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    761
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    After being obliged to eat cookies he didn't want to, Guan Shan gets turned into a cat.

    To his demeowse, the purrson who ends up taking care of him, is none other than He Tian.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,223
    Chapters:
    6/12
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    189
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1561
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    Everyone has his or her own kind of happy endings, no matter who you are. Well, it's the same for demons too. Elizabeth's older sister believed to be dead, unexpectedly and suddenly ended up appearing at the Phantomhive manor, four years after her 'death'. Who knew she was destined to be with a demon?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    163,004
    Chapters:
    44/?
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1477
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    Killian Jones is a gentleman. He and his brother pride themselves on the matter, even if it ends with harm to them. So when an angry ex of Killian’s client bites him, he tends to the wound, watches it heal, and thinks no more of it.Until he wakes up in a closet on his ship with no memory of what happened the night of the full moon.
    Fleeing from the unknown, the brothers Jones find Storybrooke, and with it, Emma Swan, who is a lot more familiar with their situation than anyone could expect. And when an old foe comes to their new home, Killian has to rely on new talents to keep those he loves safe.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,045
    Chapters:
    4/15
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    643
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    The first time they meet, there’s trouble gleaming at Hawks from Dabi’s eyes. Fortunately, Hawks wears trouble like a crown.
    But that doesn't mean he won't do his best on this spy thing...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,838
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    65
    Kudos:
    238
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    2499
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    Wolf!Red catches bunny!Blueberry, but things don't turn out like he intended.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    [In military science, Force Multiplication is an attribute or a combination of attributes that multiplies the effectiveness of a soldier or weapon, giving a small number of troops or individuals the ability to accomplish greater tasks than without it.]

    Jack Morrison is 26, just completed the first half of his Special Forces "Q-Course," and just got airdropped to a secret base in the snowy mountains of Idaho along with the other "supersoldier candidates."

    [Common force multipliers are: terrain, geographical features, weather]

    He doesn't really know how to feel about his new "number" (76) or the fact that he's joined a program that will "genetically and phenotypically modify him, as well as train him extensively, to survive better against the bots."

    [Training and experience]

    He never thought he was particularly "special" (though he'll be the first to admit he's always hoped for an adventure worthy of legend).

    [Tactics and intelligence]

    And he thought SEP would just be more training

    [Morale]

    Until he met "Soldier: 24"

    [Friends]

    Gabriel Reyes

    [Inspiration]

    And Jack experienced a revelation

    And they changed the course of history.

    Language:
    English
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    278,088
    Chapters:
    19/28
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    194
    Kudos:
    299
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    3892

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