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Welcome aboard Pride the Second and enjoy your stay on the Pleasure Cruise. As we seeing things from the Point of View of Captain Sir who has an internal struggle with Yang Xiao Long.
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Nice to sweet you! by mckvch (RaiseYourVoice) for magnusisfabulous
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
23 Jun 2018
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He had only ever seen Connor with a frown, no glasses and slicked back hair but now he was all-smiles, brown eyes sparkling at the camera from behind black-rimmed spectacles and his hair was a loose, curly mess that Markus suddenly felt the itch to dig his fingers into. Well, fuck.
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original work is by RubixCube89201 on Wattpad
Bad boy Wyatt Matthews is as bad as bad can be, envied by guys and lust for girls. He's so rich, he can do just about anything and get away with it. With his signature jacket, the symbol of his power--never wearing, just slinging over his shoulder--he's the most respected kid at school. With all of this, he would never even think of checking out barely-at-the-top Autumn Griffin, the well-known good girl who's too smart for his taste. So when the two of them make a deal, Autumn gets into the life of the Big Four, where she also meets the sweet yet mysterious Cyrus Jones, the hilarious Luis Stinson, and the easygoing Dean Rodriguez. But what's worse is that the good girl always falls for the bad boy.
The question is... which one?
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As fire spreads across Paris, Adrien Agreste decides to return from the exile his father’s death drove him to. Six years can put a lot of strain on old friendships, but he’s determined to set right what once went wrong.
So why is the Black Cat being so cold to his Lady?
New heroes are chosen, ruinous secrets are revealed, and Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Rational Adult, manages to fall in love with her teenage crush a second time. It's not her fault - how is she supposed to resist the stray who has somehow learned how to flirt?
Also, he keeps licking her.
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Alya finds that knowing Ladybug's secret identity can be rather fun, especially when Marinette denies any attraction to her crime-fighting partner. Loosely connected one-shot collection. Canon divergent AU.
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- Part 1 of Perception
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Your name is unimportant. Your job is nonexistent, really. And your (ex)roommate just kicked you out in the middle of a surprisingly cold November night. But whatever. You don't care. You'll be fine.
Keep telling yourself that as you freeze to death, idiot.
But you'll be fine, for one reason! Two, actually. Two people - monsters really - who just so happen to have the same names as some fonts you know of? You stay with them instead, just to get back on your feet, and a single question rises to your mind.
What the hell is keeping you here?
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"When I accepted these...artifacts, I was unaware that this was a gateway for dark gods to break into my home and invade my personal space."
"Well, that'd be your blunder, eh?"
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- Part 1 of Ferdin Acturvard's Strange Skyrimventure
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Working at a cafe, you deal with plenty of assholes, but on one particular morning a simple confrontation with a rude costumer leads to become involved in a family of monsters, including a douchebag bag skeleton that means absolutely nothing to you. Hahahaha nope. Not at all.
Only, shit hits the fan when anti monster riots start getting more and more violent, forcing the small child you've grown to care for to take action in the most unexpected way possible, bringing you with them.
Since when was your life filled with superhuman children, ghostly figures, a talking flower, and a depressed skeleton?
*Major character death, racism against monsters, explict language, depression, suicide mention
*Updates hopefully every Saturday, but I tend to procrastinate, so it may be slightly late. Lol. You might actually get an early updated sometimes lol
(Also guys, it may say X/X chapters (5/5, 6/6), but there will be more than that. Dunno why ao3 is doing that to me)
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Captain Sir is a very confused Yang Xiao Long who hurts people because it's what she knows from her abusive mother. She is a captain of her own ship named the Pride II after a ship her father used captain. She meets a Cat Faunus named Blake who is forced into pleasure but as she uncovers more about her dark past and spends time with her, she can't help but have feelings for her.
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Amy Santiago thought her disguise, while shoddy, was well enough to take away any and all attention from her that day. It hid her face just enough so that she could walk around like a normal person, without all of the movie star attraction she garnered lately. But some guy walks up to her and asks her if she's a spy. He can't be serious, right? There's no way.
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My attempt at following the Ladrien June 2018 prompts for the month.
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Let's Play Pretend by The_Onyx_Moon
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, Avengers (Comics), Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Comics), Winter Soldier (Comics)
22 Jun 2018
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I was wondering if I could get a fluffy one shot where the reader’s brother invites her to his wedding and her soon to be sister in law wants to meet her bf. Panicking she asks Bucky to go with her. (Her siblings freaking about the metal arm) and they dance to I Don’t Dance by Lee Brice. Requested by @finnofamerica (Finn, I am SO sorry this took so outrageously long. I hope the wait was worth it!)
Synopsis: Bucky agrees to be your fake boyfriend for your brother’s wedding to appease your family. There’s only one problem - you want him to be more than just a fake boyfriend.
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Kim Taehyung has fallen for Park Jimin. Jimin goes about his day and can’t keep himself from bumping into the boy in the most familiar of spots. Familiar to Jimin because of the comfort it brings or because of the strange surge of emotion that intensifies through his body after he looks the boy in beret in the eye?
Park Jimin is composed of a cacophony of sounds that ring pure to Taehyung’s ears. Not sounds in harmony. No one walks around composed of a perfect symphony. But Taehyung is overwhelmed by the vivid blue aura that emits from Jimin every time he walks past him. He thought his orange aura was boisterous, but the vitality in Jimin’s blue doesn’t irk him. He’s spent his whole life surrounded by shades of various colors around everyone he sees, but how could a person be so selfless with this hue of blue?
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There's no Running from your Past by CrazyKat5505
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Jun 2018
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She didn't know how long they sat there, holding each other in a death grip. Grounding each other in the physical world.
Slowly she felt her world fae into comforting darkness, before fading completely. She didn't feel him lay her down once again and brush her hair from her face.
Yet she remembered her last thoughts before falling into the dark void.
*Thank you, Yagi Toshinori, for saving me in more ways than one.*
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A mysterious feeling drags your twin Frisk towards Mount Ebott - with you not far behind.
You find yourself trapped beneath the mountain and are faced with a race of people long-forgotten by Humanity. Monsters. But, despite the name of their race, they aren't truly monstrous. Soon you feel the need to free all those who are trapped, regardless of the trials they have given you. On top off it all, your twin sibling Frisk seems to be troubled, and holding secrets from you. Will you find a way to free those trapped Underground? Will you be able to free Frisk and yourself? Will you ever have the happiness of a family that you both lost so long ago?
Read, and find out where in this story you will go.
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Delving into the hearts of criminals and fighting heart demons is all well and good, but there's no way the people that do it are normal. Let's see what they get up to, eh?
(Pretty much just a bunch of cool ideas for shorts I have over the course of a play through. Don't expect anything long and complex, this is just for fun. I'll write these as they come to me, so it should be chronological.)
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Doctor Gaster #8 and Alphys #8 scramble to keep up with monitoring multiple timelines. Their 7 soul-empowered Asgore is fighting a defensive war with humans. Meanwhile, during Toriel's long absence, Asgore #2 had a string of temporary lovers. But none were like Gaster.
Alternate timeline without the KingDings pairing is up on Wattpad: Prologue and Deviantart, where there will also be a post-pacifist comic: Prologue
Ask Anachronistic Asgore.
Ask Anachronistic Gaster.
Ask Anachronistic Alphys.Series
- Part 1 of Anatomical Anachronisms
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As promised, I have returned today with the second book!
If you are new to this series then I highly suggest you read the first 25 chapters of book one. It is very crucial to understanding the plot.
But I'm not your mom, so do whatever you please!
For those of you who have been with me since book one, WELCOME BACK!!!
I'm so excited for this, and I really hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoy writing it! Also, if you are uncomfortable or dislike bad language and cursing, then I don't think this series is for you. I know I don't curse THAT much in here, but I do want to respect other peoples opinions and beliefs. Oke... onto the shitty description.______
WIth the CORE coming to its end, the three have a lot of work to do in a very limited amount of time. Reader finds that things are a lot more complicated than they seem, as things quickly turn for the worst.
Not only that, but the relationship between Sans and Reader begin to become even more complicated and intense.That's all I got, OH WELL!
I've always been terrible at describing shit.
You could ask me to describe the simplest thing and I'd fail miserably.Series
- Part 2 of The Angel Among Us
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Coming to America by Friedrickson2
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Batman - All Media Types
22 Jun 2018
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After suffering a terrible injury, ex-Auror Alfred Pennyworth leaves Britain for America to work for a former school-friend.
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I finally sat down and worked on my OC Lily's origin story and how she attained her Immortality that I usually mention briefly in the prologues of my works. It's just a small one shot story to explain it. Rated for violent character death and a few curse words.