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    A collection of inane nonsense (ranging from Error being reincarnated as Palette to Dust finding a new love for the color pink) circling around the many AUs and Multiverses of the Undertale world. Some stories will be connected; Others will be random one-shots.

    Stop by and see what treasures, or horrors, you can find.

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    English
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    99,817
    Chapters:
    99/?
    Comments:
    1373
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    734
    Bookmarks:
    70
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    Oikawa: Hello people!

    Kozume: why am i here

    Oikawa: bcoz ur a setter duh read the gc name 🙄

    Yahaba: Why is that the gc name I'm going to cry

    Sugawara: sounds like you own us

    Shirabu: So this is what all my life decision has gone? To only be owned? To only be a peasant? Especially by Oikawa Tooru? Is that it? Is this it?
    Shirabu: That's it. I'm calling the police.


    Or: Oikawa Tooru made a setter group chat and then chaos happens, and then he was snatched of the admin privileges and then more chaos.

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    English
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    6,645
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    153
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1647
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    After a rough week of school, practice and general adult life, Kirishima finds a secluded section of beach where he can sit with his thoughts and just relax. Except, there is a really persistent splashing. He goes to investigate, only to find a giant orange fish stuck in a fishing net. A giant orange fish with a human torso, arms and head. A mermaid. After cutting it out of the net and watching it swim off, he's left hoping he didn't just dream what he saw. So he returns every night for the next few weeks, but never sees the mermaid again.

    But one night, he stumbles upon a strange boy in a whole in the cliffs, who is very naked and can't talk. But Kirishima swears he's seen him before.

    In other words, this is the story of The Little Mermaid, but make it spicy, with a tiny bit more science. (Rating for one part in the distant future)

    Language:
    English
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    41,896
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    124
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    1944
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    When Marinette and Chat Noir begin to spend more and more time together, they are bound to give into their suppressed feelings for one another. In the heat of the moment, they forget something very important that will change the course of their lives. Tikki suspects it, but the two lines on the test confirm it-- Marinette is pregnant with Chat's baby at 18.

    Disclaimer: story contains seggsy times ;)

    Crossposted on my Fanfiction.net account-- SeaWitch3

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    418
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    It was finally over… At long last, Angel was victorious. After their hard-fought victory, Angel decides to retire, and live a normal life.
    There are just two problems:
    Angel has no clue what ‘normal’ is…
    And real life is hardly ever normal.

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    English
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    13,548
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    67
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    After encountering bandits covered in blue veins, the party use their resources- mainly Oscar Wilde - to discover the secret behind them and how to stop their encroaching takeover. Through armored bears, witches, and the streets of London, the group uncovers what's really happening and what that means for Dust.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    148,873
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    389
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    Friends. Foes. Lost treasure. One Samuel Drake.
    The librarian is in too deep to back out now, and higher stakes means further to fall.

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    18,985
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    168
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    Hal is a little spacey after too long in actual Space. Guy provides some support. In a typical Guy way, of course.

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    1,561
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    14
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    Go on vacation, they said!
    You need to relax a bit more in a nice place, they have said so politely!
    Visit an exotic place, they said!
    Nothing can go wrong in a ship, they said totally convinced!
    You need to meet someone nice and start a relationship, they said worriedly!
    And you have listened to them over and over again… Why did you listen to them?
    WHY?
    Someone, any kind of deity… could somebody tell you just WHY is this happening to you?

    Why are you lost in what seems like an island lost from the hand of man in the middle of nowhere with weird creatures that seems like monsters that are trying to court you in the most ridiculous ways possible… and why must all of them be fucking skeletons!!!

    And why, oh god WHY do you think they’re HOT beauties out of nowhere?
    Are you really that lonely or is this island somehow messing up with your mind?

    Language:
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    2,049
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    267
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    After tragedy strikes on his way to England, Ryuunosuke takes up with the famous detective Sherlock Holmes. But Ryuu discovers that Holmes is mourning his own loss and harboring a secret similar to his own. As Ryuu learns to navigate London being different in more ways than one, the two soon become entangled in a love affair and a series of murders that seem to be trying to expose them both.

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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    215
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    Has Ijuin Kai found his plus-one?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Before the Cairo Incident, in the Summer of 1987, Mohammed Abdul devoted his life to working with the Speedwagon Foundation and compiling a massive, international report, focusing on Stand Users, one of the first of its kind.

    After his untimely passing, per his final wishes, his work has been passed on to the hands of his friends, to do with it as they will.

    Should they choose to accept it…

    (A serious, silly, strange, whatever else starts with an ‘s’ Stand-centric story, in whatever order I feel like posting for as long as I feel like posting it, focusing on the first time Stand Users, um, used their Stands and after and/or Post-SDC tragicomedic grief. I swear, it’s much more ridiculous than the tags could imply, in addition to being a bit serious. Super sporadic updates.)

    (Oh and every named character in this fanfic is going to cry eventually. Yes, even Rohan Kishibe, when he probably eventually shows up—although, knowing Rohan it will probably be to better illustrate it in his manga. It’s a goal, a promise, and a bit of a threat.)

    (The non-con was thrown up for an unwanted kiss that does wind up playing a role in this plot, so far. Warning’s up just in case.)

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    368
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    ["𝘈𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦?"]
    ["𝘕𝘰. 𝘐 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯- 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘯."]
    [𝘋𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥, 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘴, 𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘩.
    "𝘖𝘩 𝘑𝘰𝘩𝘯𝘯𝘺. 𝘖𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘴."]

    Jonathan Harkers final business trip has led him into the dark, cold Transylvania, to a certain castle about which people don't even dare to whisper about, afraid of its owner more than death. But the young lawyer is being surprisingly welcomed by the old count living there, until he starts to realize that in some cases, it is better to listen to the warnings he had been told.
    But it is already way to late...

    ~~~
    Or: An AU in which Jonathan stays on Bran, tries to find answers and may or may not developes Stockholm Syndrome

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    English
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    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    158
    Kudos:
    210
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    4243
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    Marinette didn't know who her real father is... until she did. And now she has to except the news. But when Ms. Bustier reveals they are going to Gotham, she realizes her life is going to change for better... or worse.

    Language:
    English
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    5,649
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    337
    Bookmarks:
    87
    Hits:
    5882
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    You must've done something truly awful in a past life...

    A collection of one-shots/drabbles about the misadventures in babysitting Earth's Mightiest Heroes

    Swear words, casual violence, and petty backstabbing abound

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    134,577
    Chapters:
    245/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2022
    Kudos:
    1274
    Bookmarks:
    101
    Hits:
    22756
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    In a shameless Cinderella AU, Prince Adrien goes incognito as Chat Noir to find himself a spouse at the most elaborate masquerade the kingdom has ever seen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,987
    Chapters:
    7/11
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    174
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    3054
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    Roman expected the most out of the first time he met his soulmate.

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    566
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    78
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    In a world unable to resolve their differences, conflicts continue to escalate as two timeless deities fight. In the last sanctuary, the independent archipelago of Patch, four girls will find each other:

    Yang, who seeks to protect her family from the Branwen curse.
    Blake, who will face the shadow that Taurus released over Remnant.
    Weiss, who longs to reclaim her grandfather's inheritance.
    Ruby, who wishes to find her place in a world on the verge of war

    Following their journey, the four girls must learn to trust and confront their growing feelings for each other as they face what fate has in store for them.

    Major Update!: Revised and redesigned prologue in a single chapter.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,058
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1373
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    White Forest Village is a small, secluded place tucked away into the middle of the massive White Forest. Other than the Summer Rose Festival and the rare Pokemon living there, it's got nothing to its name.

    So Iris, having grown up in that very forest, isn't anyone particularly interesting. Just a no-name kid with an Axew and a ratty bag slung over her shoulder, someone you wouldn't look at twice.

    She'll change that, though.

    One day, she's going to change the world in her name.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    121,557
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    869
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    Soonyoung did that test on the internet and his love language lies among acts of service and words of affirmation while Wonwoo expresses his through quality time and matching Soonyoung when it comes to acts of service. Giving gifts was usually not high on their list of priorities, or how they express their love.

    Maybe this is why Soonyoung wants to gift him something for once.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,351
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    132

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