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    What if there was something under the bed?

    Sans shook his head. Where had that thought come from? There was nothing there.

    Or was there?

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    Throughout Ron Weasley's entire life, he heard whispers.

    (Parallel universe to Ron and Harry conversations.)

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    When Will wakes up with the ears and tail of a mongoose, who better to tell than his friend Hannibal Lecter? After establishing that he isn't hallucinating, Will figures out that his friend may not be as trustworthy as he thought. Now held hostage, Will needs to use his wits to escape- wait, what do you mean love?
    Aka Hannibal loves Will, and takes advantage of a strange situation.

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    4/?
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    When the Bar Association sends all of the lawyers (and their plus ones) on a cruise, all Phoenix and his friends want to do is relax. But that's kind of hard to do when a dead body shows up, obviously having been murdered. And when a familiar face is the one accused of the murder, Phoenix has to reluctantly defend them. Even if he proves their innocence, there's still a killer on board, and they have to be stopped before they kill again.
    Phoenix has to defend the innocent, find the real killer, come to terms with his feelings for Edgeworth, and drive off an unwanted suitor of Trucy's. And that's not the only thing the group has to worry about.
    Juniper is struggling to keep her feelings for Apollo a secret, Athena is battling with a bout of jealousy, Franziska is trying not to admit that she might have feelings for Larry, Blackquill keeps finding dead bodies, Kristoph is trying to keep a jealous rival singer away from his brother, and Apollo is pretty sure someone is trying to murder him.
    Some relaxing cruise this turned out to be.

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    Your name is unimportant. Your job is nonexistent, really. And your (ex)roommate just kicked you out in the middle of a surprisingly cold November night. But whatever. You don't care. You'll be fine.

    Keep telling yourself that as you freeze to death, idiot.

    But you'll be fine, for one reason! Two, actually. Two people - monsters really - who just so happen to have the same names as some fonts you know of? You stay with them instead, just to get back on your feet, and a single question rises to your mind.

    What the hell is keeping you here?

    (Explicit chapters marked with ***. Explicit chapter count: 1)

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    34/?
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    Neil goes to the US to join the PSU Vixens. Joining Palmetto's cheer squad gives him the opportunity to mess with the people he can't stand the most, all the while doing what he loves to do: dancing.
    He's here to wreak havoc and that's what he will do - though maybe there will be some things that he didn't plan to go the way they go, and maybe he won't even mind some of them happening all that much.

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    19/?
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    A poem based on the breaking of the Wheel of Fate, set during The House of the Dead III.

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    For your 21st birthday your grandmother gives you her flower shop as a present. Soon you meet your neighbors and all seven of them have some pretty interesting secrets. You somehow find yourself entangled into a world that you only thought existed in fairytales. Now you’re surronded by seven gorgeous men, all of the supernatural... and all seven of them are falling for you! What’s a girl to do?

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    109,100
    Chapters:
    39/?
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    129
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    "Do you remember what you did to Gordon when he investigated Kristen Kringle's disappearance?"

    Ed nodded; he would never forget his first steps on the way to becoming the Riddler.

    "I want you to do something similar to me this time."

    "You want me to frame you for a murder?" Even saying that out loud seemed preposterous.

    "Yes. And after today I know just the right pawn to remove from our game."

    ___

    An entirely canon-compliant version of what happened to Penguin and Riddler during the six months after the fight with Bane, explaining what led to their imprisonment and how they spent ten years before the Batman arrived.
    Important note: I refuse to believe that such a powerful super-villains just sat still for a decade and did nothing to escape or turn the incarceration into an advantage. Gotham didn't pause for ten years waiting for Bruce Wayne, and I'd like to describe some scenes that I suppose could've happened during that time.

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    10/?
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    After a tough battle with an unknown entity on the rooftop of Paris, Ladybug losses Chat Noir and Adrien in the process. Right now, Marinette is heartbroken and Ladybug has been asked to solve a case which is beyond akumas and petty crimes. With the supernatural on the move, can Ladybug find out their motives and handle this whole thing on her own? Or is there more to it than meets the eye?

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    joengguk has a pained expression on his face when he sighs and looks up at jimin firmly. “hyung. what would you say if i asked… if, um…” he trails off and curses when he sees jimin’s concerned look. “what would you say if i asked you for your number ‘cause i’d lost mine?”

    it’s dead silent in the kitchen for a good ten seconds. “jeongguk, what — ”

    “hypothetically!” jeongguk explodes as his cheeks explode in colour. “i mean — for taehyung. it’s for taehyung hyung.”

    jimin breathes a loud sigh of relief.

    or: taehyung and jeongguk's one-year-of-dating anniversary is coming up. they both come to jimin for advice. featuring many, many awful pickup lines.

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    Everyone knows that Fray’s Hardware is owned by the same people who run the Honey Pot, an online sex shop, and that packages from the Honey Pot are shipped in hardware store packaging for discretion. Magnus keeps finding Fray’s Hardware packages on his doorstep addressed to his new neighbour, one Alec Lightwood. At first, he just chuckles at his neighbour’s enthusiasm, but as time passes, he’s increasingly surprised and impressed at the size and weight and sheer quantity of packages that keep arriving for this Alec person. It’s a while before they meet, because of differing schedules, but when they do, Magnus doesn’t pass up the chance to tease him mercilessly about his Honey Pot addiction. He doesn't know what he was expecting but utter confusion certainly wasn't it.

    This fic will take place over the course of a year and will track the developing relationship between Alec and Magnus, with (slightly) background relationships between Raphael/Simon and Maia/Izzy.

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    Chapters:
    60/?
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    924
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    Draco can't believe it when Harry Potter Himself walks into Purl of Wisdom.

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    1/1
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    Fighting boredom by daylight at work and playing music with your band at midnight you make a small living in the small town of Ebott working at one of the local vet clinics. Since monster kind reappearance to the world above you have met many monsters in your line of work, but one day you happen to tend to their ambassador's new puppy at work. Thanks to the Frisk's colorful group friends you are for sure never going to be bored again, including with the short skeleton running a muck of your life!

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    3/?
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    13.Adrenaline.

    Peter gasped as Stabber's knife got a little too close to his side for comfort. Stabber - They chose their own name, Peter wasn't a fan and had told them this many times but they didn't seem to care - had been causing trouble round Queens for the last month or so. To make matters worse, they seemed to have a skill for disappearing right before they got beaten, and then reappearing a week later with bigger knives.

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    1/1
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    After the end of season one, Ivor has stolen the flint and steel to go on crazy adventures. So what does the squad do? Catch up with him, of course!

    And their bonds and feelings towards one another only grow stronger... perhaps a bit too strong.

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    Kinktober of rarepair ships in roleplay style between SkylerSkyhigh and xXUndertale_loverXx. We'll be using 2016 Kinktober list while using very rare ships.

    This'll be interesting.

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    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
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    26
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    A collection of short stories dedicated to my Sunshine-Aqours OTP - Chika x You ♡♡

    And if you don't already know me, there's a catchy tune to know the stories I write:

    "Mirror, Mirror on the wall
    Who writes the fluffiest of them all?
    OuMiyuki of course!"

     

     
    C20: It's Pocky Day so kiss me!
    C21: Hold me tight through the night
    C22: Guilty Kiss Tradition
    C23: Because it’s Mikan Day
    C24: Chika Likes It Hot (For You, With You, To You)
    C25: I think you just...fell for me
    C26: Dumbbells, Almost Kisses, Huffs and Puns
    C27: Comfy and Cuddle-able
    C28: Your heart is mine so I’ll keep stealing those lips too
    C29: You's Secret
    C30: Sometimes all you need is a reliable girlfriend
    C31: It's all your fault
    C32: You looks at Chika like that and Chika likes it
    C33: I’ll Protect Your Smile Forever
    C34: Adorable Affection
    C35: Watanabe Chika is a Great Wife (HBD Chika!)
    C36: Sleep with me, You-chan~
    C37: Honey Bee

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    Chapters:
    37/?
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    9
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    The skeleton's find themselves in trouble. Danger threatens the entire world and all the alternate universes, the skeletons realized that they desperately need help as soon as possible. And who better to get than you, the reader?!

    Join the Undertale's skeleton duo and their alternate selves on this journey of saving the world, falling in love and the road to recovery. Every single universe is relying on you... can you handle that extra weight on your shoulders?

    (Reader has a few issues and they go through a lot in this story! If your okay with being dragged through hell and back, then proceed! You shall be rewarded fun times and skeletons lovers for putting up with angst and cliff hangers! Enjoy!)

    (UPDATING AND BACK AGAIN! SORRY FOR THE WAIT!)

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    Chapters:
    50/?
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    Peter and Wade stand the test of alternate dimension separation, life-threatening surgeries, proposals, wedings, kids, psychopathic Doms, buying a house, and many more Spideypool domestic life moments.

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    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    2
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    16
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    3
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