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charlie smells like his neighbor; he hates it.
fic for meatball935's ship :-D check out his charbor works!!1!1!1
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The cogs and boards inside his own body, he thought, didn’t want to move. And who was he to defy the engine of his body?
Charlie speaks to a machine.
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much like suffocating (i'd send the pain below) by k4ospilot
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
30 Jan 2025
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Dennis and Dee have great lives, Charlie thought. Mac, too. At least better than his own. They were not the ones holed up in their piss smelling apartment with nowhere to go except to the right a few feet. They were not the ones who had to walk down the hall just to use the toilet or shower. They were not the ones willingly pouring themselves a bowl of warm, expired cereal. They were not the ones upset that their dumpster TV wasn’t working.
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Carlton Lassiter crashed his car, and now he has to ride public transport. What doesn't help his case is the obnoxious brown-haired man that sat next to him, claiming to be a psychic.
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He twists his house key in the door and turns the knob to open it. Locked. Adjusting the basket resting against his hip, he frowns and tries his key again. The door unlocks this time. The knob is slippery in his grasp. When he pulls his hand away, it’s covered in more of that red stuff from the elevator.
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09 Jun 2026
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Ken and the Real World by aikumicho (lovelyspiders)
Fandoms: Barbie (Movie 2023), Lars and the Real Girl (2007)
25 Apr 2026
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Lars is not lonely. He definitely does not need someone by his side to keep him company and give him motivation. That's what he believed until he revisited a childhood memory and met it face to face.
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26 Apr 2026
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No Less Than Nothing: A Ryland Grace Classroom Series by cloudberryyy
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
15 Apr 2026
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Best read in order <3
Slice-of-life classroom days with Ryland Grace.
A rotating cast of kids (Emma, Mia, Malik, Luis, Leila) + one meteorite labeled UNKNOWN as the moral center. Science shenanigans, found family vibes.( I probably should add a “don’t try this at home” tagline for all the science )
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01 Apr 2026
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Harry is all sorts of twisted up about Cooper's impending departure from Twin Peaks, and just about Cooper, in general. But all he can do now is buy the guy a drink and send him on his way. That's the plan, at least.
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15 Aug 2025
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Mac and Charlie are bored of how things are, so they fulfill their age-old dream — to run away to Arizona together.
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"Why don't we just... go?"
Charlie blinks in confusion, squinting across at Mac. He's a bit too stoned to process that for a moment, cocking his head. "Huh? Go? Go where, dude?"
"Anywhere," Mac shrugs. "We could just go, there's nothing stopping us. We could get in a car and drive and escape this empty bullshit and just... go. Together."
For a moment, Charlie doesn't know how to respond, his mouth open like a goldfish in slow motion.
"Like we used to say we would, remember? When we were teenagers. We'd always go on about getting in a car, one day when you can leave Philly, and just going somewhere. And now you can. So, why don't we?"
"We're not teenagers anymore."
"I know," Mac implores. "Doesn't it suck?"
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09 Dec 2024