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Starts during season 1, continues on through season 5 but not beyond. Loosely follows the show at first, then more closely as time goes on.
When Dean shows up unannounced at Stanford to enlist Sam's help in looking for their missing father, all he expects is a quick stop before hitting the road again. Instead, a Halloween party pulls him into a night of fleeting normalcy. When he meets Claire, Jess’s curious, idealistic best friend, there is an instant connection. But when tragedy shatters their illusion of ordinary college life, a clash of destiny and free will draws them all into a path far more dangerous than any of them expected.
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01 Apr 2026
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A Ballad of Frost and Flame by SilentC, Zee_The_Bee123
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
25 Jun 2026
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"Kneeling is death… if done to the wrong person."
Left alive but unmoored after the Red Wedding, Robb Stark crosses the Narrow Sea searching for a queen who might help him win back the North. Daenerys never imagined the King in the North would appear in her halls, let alone ask for her aid. What begins as a political gamble turns into a precarious pull between two leaders who have lost too much and trust too little. Together, they may forge something stronger than crowns… or destroy each other trying.
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24 Jan 2026
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Harry Potter was the Chosen One, and Neville Longbottom was the boy no one chose. Then Neville defied Voldemort, killed Nagini, and took down Greyback. Neville came out of the war different: You won’t get a rise out of him but you will get a reaction.
After a tumultuous trauma bond with Luna Lovegood and a failed engagement to Hannah Abbott, Neville has sworn off relationships—only to be paired with Pansy Parkinson under the Reconciliation Act. Neville’s running a nursery, guest lecturing in the Hogwarts Herbology Department, and hunting down Death Eaters with Seamus Finnigan, Alicia Spinnet, George Weasley, and the mercenaries Bill Weasley befriended while raiding tombs for Gringotts. He doesn’t need a Slytherin wife whose best mates are Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott. Or does he? When he and Pansy prove extremely sexually compatible, Neville must confront his own questions about love, trust, and vulnerability—just as the revival of blood supremacy and a renewed veneration of Bellatrix have strange new bedfellows seeking him out.
Featuring sex, violence, and poisonous plants, DIRTY, FLIRTY, AND VINDICTIVE takes place during BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC with flashbacks to Neville’s life between 1998 and 2003.
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- Part 2 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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28 Aug 2025
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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27 Aug 2025
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After three years of dating, Ron admits he cheated on Hermione for two of those years with Daphne Greengrass--and Harry knew all about it. Reeling from the betrayal by her friends and family, Hermione must rebuild her life and discover new bonds with an unlikely group including Theo Nott, Blaise Zabini, and Pansy Parkinson.
What happens when Draco Malfoy, her first and deepest love, suddenly reappears in Hermione's life and she finds that her feelings have only grown deeper with time?
OR: Hermione and Draco secretly dated at Hogwarts, he left after his trial, and now he's returned to win her back.
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- Part 1 of The AVO Chronicles
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24 Aug 2025