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    “Who are you talking to?” Sveta is looking with a raised eyebrow, at Ilya’s delighted face.

    “Ah, I am talking to my catfish.”

    “What do you mean, your catfish?” Ilya angles the phone so Sveta can see the shirtless picture on the screen.

    “This guy is pretending to be Shane Hollander on Grindr. It’s pretty funny. He’s cropped the face out, but he’s using pictures from the billboard next to my apartment.”

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is sure he's being catfished- why would the real Shane Hollander be on Grindr, talking to random university of Ottawa students? But the more he talks to Wayne, the more he starts to like him, and the more he wishes Wayne would just come clean so they can finally be together.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Shane fucking Hollander. Hockey’s Golden Boy. Long-time crush of Ilya Rozanov. Long, looooong time. A decade of being a fucking simp for this man. God, he was in trouble.

    It should be pretty much illegal to go from their only contact being at face-off across the ice, to suddenly hosting Shane in his exclusive club—during a fucking event, no less. Ilya’s event.

    He would never admit it, but he’s been stealthily trying to get Hollander to show up at his club for years now. Hell, Shane was the whole reason he invested in the club in the first place. Bought a fucking house here. Maybe that was an insane thing to do, but he didn’t care. Ilya was insane. Insane for Shane.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    "My little pyosik can bark so loud," Ilya murmured, pressing his mouth to the back of Shane's neck, and then his tongue was there too, a slow, flat stripe dragged up through the water running down his nape, and Shane's whole body shuddered from the contrast. The hand over his mouth tightened, and Ilya's hips pressed in closer from behind. "I do not speak dog. You'll have to show Daddy what an MVP you are."

    Daddy.

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    13 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    AU When Ilya's business and life partner, Sasha, left him for another man, he decided to turn his back on love and concentrate on his event planning business. His plan was successful until Shane Hollander joined his staff and began to wear away at Ilya's resolve. Will Shane persuade Ilya to let go of the past and open his heart to love again?
    “Hire another event planner. Find someone who's charismatic and gorgeous and has your clients eating out of his hand. They will forget all about the poser and your business will be even more successful.” Scott said with a charming smile.
    “Okay, show the mystery man in.” Ilya said, returning the smile. 
    “Ilya, this is Shane Hollander.” Troy announced as a young black haired man walked into the room. 
    The smile froze on Ilya's face as the most beautiful man he had ever seen walked toward him with his hand outstretched. Ilya reflexively held out his hand to shake with the brown eyed man.

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    05 May 2026

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    Shane texts Ilya a picture of himself in lace panties. It escalates from there.

     

    Or, a sexting fic where Ilya loses his mind over Shane wearing lingerie.

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    05 Apr 2026