8 Works by earworm29
Listing Works
-
Thundercunt from Down Undercunt (and his Chewtoy) // Poolverine smut by earworm29
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)
19 Aug 2025
Tags
Summary
"So, you do get it?"
"Obviously, Peanut. Have you met me?"
Logan chuckles and glances at him again.
Wade's eyes are sparkling with hope, and he still smells so, so fucking good. The arousal's coming off him even stronger and fresher now. It's starting to be too overwhelming to ignore. It lunges at Logan, crawls into every one of his orifices, and presses the right combination of buttons in Logan's mind to set him ablaze with need. No more creeping around the subject.
"Fuck, Wade, I really wanna eat you out."
//
Or... a T4T Poolverine fanfic with, for once, more loving than stabbing? Yet still with the equally blasphemous levels of kink? I think so. -
A Tale of Two Kitties (And One Lucky Wade) / Poolverine Smut by earworm29
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)
17 Aug 2025
Tags
Summary
"This is pathetic. You wanna live out your disgustin' freakish fantasies, you can go get a new Wolverine. I told you..." he takes a breath and gets a little louder, "that was never gonna happen again."
".... I-"
Waitttt.... the gears are in motion!!!
A literal image of a lightbulb floats above Wade's head (just imagine it reader, it's there!!) and he just swoons.
How would he not just LOOOOVEE to get some action from not one, but TWO big unkillable burly mannish beasts... or beastly men?
"- got it, yeah, Logan, you can let me go.."
Ohhh... this is gonna be so good.
/ If only there were an author on ao3 crazy enough to abuse the canon events and multiverse as much as Wade Wilson would? Oh wait. There is. See what happens when delusional people band together. I have the power to make the characters horny beyond comprehension.
Series
- Part 2 of Wade's Pink Journal
-
Nothing better to do (Poolverine nsfw) by earworm29
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)
12 Jun 2025
Tags
Summary
"Log, don't be ashamed of the gifts nature gave you... I know you're a horny freak beneath all this scowling and frowning. And I know I saw you all Wolvied-out when I so rudely interrupted you. But, I have a proposition, if you'll let me speak..."
Logan keeps fucking drinking then finally crosses his arms, leans back into the corner of the wall. "Well I can't get you to fuckin' stop," he shrugs.
Wade goes on. "Let me make it up to you, Peanut, ride me, crush my thighs with your cinderblock ass..."
Logan almost chokes on the bit of drink in his mouth. His forehead gains like 9 new wrinkles from that.
"I'm not fucking doing that."
\\ or wade walks in on logan going feral on the couch and can't get it off his mind, so they come up with a way to ease some of the uhh.... tensions it creates!
Series
- Part 1 of Wade's Pink Journal
-
Safe word (Poolverine nsfw) by earworm29
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)
19 May 2025
Tags
Summary
During a fight, Logan notices Wade is turned on by the enemies violence. He becomes a beast and insists on torturing wade until every last ounce of it is out of their systems.
The X-men are absolutely fed up with their bullshit.
Most graphic thing I've ever written for giggles and shits. Read at ur own risk ig
-
After work (poolverine nsfw) by earworm29
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)
17 May 2025
Tags
Summary
Wade comes home from a job and his loyal house husband has been awaiting anxiously for his return. He basically pounces on him after that!!
I wrote this in a weird way where instead of breaking the 4th wall wades thoughts are just IN the text like as if he wrote it, its kinda goofy idk i hope you like it, its my first time writing these two sooo yeah, also i barely ever write smut im tryna get better 😃
-
Tags
Summary
steve and eddie are road-tripping out of hawkins to their new place together and eddie can't sit still anymore. they pull over to get some blood flowing iykwim.
i wrote this literal years ago but obviously i didn't post it cuz it's embarassing. but I want to start posting more and this one isn't so bad, so i'll post it now. it's really short and idk don't expect anything amazing. i barely think about this ship anymore sigh
enjoy? -
Tags
Summary
This is a one shot story that kind of reads like a play. It's 1962 and Vartholomew and his adoptive sister Voni live in a mansion in London England, where their aunt Velvette is always nearby.
Mr Maxwell Timothy Vincent and Valentino Deloro are scheduled to fly home from their respective countries of work for a surprise party but something goes wrong.The scenes aren't very long btw slay
-
Tags
Summary
After losing the man who had finally managed to spark something in Steve's heart, Steve has been unable to sleep without seeing visions of horrible things. One night things change though when a red-eyed creature taps at his window and whispers a familiar phrase.
Disclaimer: this fic is years old and unfinished, I can't promise it'll ever be updated, I don't really know what i even wanted to do with it. so sorry but hopefully u can enjoy what it is!