deserted_atm_machine
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- Shameless (US) (1)
- New Girl (TV 2011) (1)
- Ted Lasso (TV) (1)
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It hit me like a beam of light (hit me like a hook of the right) by deserted_atm_machine
Fandoms: Shameless (US), New Girl (TV 2011)
01 Apr 2026
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Jess had only ever been to Chicago once, for Nick’s father’s funeral. The little knowledge that she possessed about Chicago pretty much boiled down to three things: 1) Cold. 2) had some sort of accent. 3) was where Nick was from. Nick Miller, who she was still in love with. And Nick Miller who had just received an invitation to a gay wedding on the south side of Chicago.
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Or, Reagan and Nick broke up earlier and so Jess is still in love with Nick but didn’t go through quite the same crisis. But now they’re all going to Chicago for Ian ghallager and Mickey Milkovich’s wedding because apparently they were both childhood friends of Nick’s. And now Jess is going through a different crisis because FUCK she’s down bad. (So is Nick) -
Five times Colin's inner conspiracy theorist got out of hand (and the one time he was right) by deserted_atm_machine
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
27 May 2023
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Colin takes notes:
-why did Trent sit in on teds parent teacher conference??
-They flirt
-they flirt a lot
- was a straight man???
-Ted compliments Trents hair. A lot.
-girl talk???????based off tumblr prompt: https://www.tumblr.com/itsclydebitches/715954334327783424/now-that-colin-is-safe-from-the-threat-of-a
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The Best Way to Wake by LeeHan
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Feb 2019
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James Buchanan Barnes lay in a glass pod in the middle of the table, frozen since he fell. Steve’s hands were on the glass before he realized he’d moved.
“Wait, Captain!”
“Get him out,” Steve whispered, his hands searching for a clasp, a keypad, something.
“Captain, we need to keep him in stasis—“
“I said get him out!”In which Bucky Barnes lay frozen in the Alps for seventy years only to be woken up a year after Steve Rogers was uncovered from the Arctic.
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21 Jun 2026
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Influential by 409_conflict
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
20 May 2026
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The problem is, no one knows how to market Ilya Rozanov's (in his own words) sexy Euro masculinity to an audience of white straight men.
He needs the best. And if it happens to be his secret lover’s mother who despises his very existence, so be it.
+16319607169
See? That is what I need. Do not care that you are not professional. You are best
This is Ilya RozanovYuna
This is a fucking joke, right?
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- Part 1 of Influence
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10 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov's 12 Step Plan For Public Flirting by OtherWaysHome
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
28 Apr 2026
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Ilya still loves a terrible decision. Nearly ten years of exposure to Shane just mean that now, the terrible decision comes with a plan. This time it comes with bullet pointed lists, research. Fresh ideas scribbled late at night and stuck, one over the other, onto the fridge door.
This crucial, terrible decision comes with deliberation and forethought and a twelve-step fucking plan.
A plan that starts with ‘attend every game he can between the women’s league’s rivals-turned-wives Clara and Katya’ and ends with ‘kiss Shane on the mouth at center ice.’
Because Icarus has nothing on Ilya fucking Rozanov. The internet is not ready. Yuna is going to have his head for this. Step one begins on Friday. He cannot fucking wait.
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Half Ilya Rozanov POV and half social media fic tracking the chaos, managed and otherwise, that is unleashed as Ilya enacts his plan.
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26 May 2026
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Canada Day by frondsanemones
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Apr 2026
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June 2018. Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are about to execute the first step of their ten-year plan, with Ilya signing with the Ottawa Centaurs when free agency begins on July 1.
Except Shane accidentally, drunkenly, outs himself to the Montreal Metros at the end of the season. Who are not as okay with it as Shane would have hoped.
AKA the most eventful Canada Day that the MLH has ever seen.
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07 May 2026
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it's not gay if it's ur bro! by persimmon_tea
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
15 Apr 2026
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cens and censibility @ottawagirly
is there a reason why 8 million different hockey players have decided to post pics of themselves kissing each other with tongue or????????Or, Hayden Pike is freaking out after accidentally posting a video of Shane and Ilya making out on his fanmail. Luckily, he has a groupchat of hockey players determined to help them play it off. The internet is mostly just confused?
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- Part 4 of hr social media fics
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06 May 2026