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The Newlywed Game: Johnlock Edition by patternofdefiance for penumbra
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
07 Aug 2014
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What it says on the tin: John and Sherlock pretend to be married in order to be contestants in a Newlywed Game.
Of course it's for a case.
Of course it doesn't stay that way.Series
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The Great Sex Olympics of 221B by XistentialAngst
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), johnlock - Fandom
10 Sep 2012
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John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan that will resolve the issue. The results will determine who wins the prize. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences.
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Regulus pulled, catching James off balance, bringing their faces closer together.
“Ready to beg?”
“Always”
Regulus blinked. James froze, and blushed.
aka Regulus is ambushed by his friends at 7am on a Saturday(!) to go play Lasertag where it is difficult to keep away from a certain black haired boy.
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Me: hi mr lupin 😊
Mr. Lupin: Hello
Mr. Lupin: Are you going to tell me who you are today?
Me: i have another hint for you
Me: i don't have a dad, but i could sure use a daddy ❤️
Mr. Lupin: And you figure I'm the man for that job?
Me: 😜
Me: you tell me
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- Part 1 of Adore
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Bookmarked by delusionisthesolution
04 Jun 2026
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To future me: the age gap WILL freak you out but it’s ok because the smut is peak
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James and Regulus' relationship blooms as Sirius gets close to figuring them out.
5 times Sirius was close to realizing James and Regulus were together, and the one time he did.
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It was September, 1960. Neil Perry had never been in love. He wondered if it might feel something like this.
Or;
A scrapbook of moments from Neil’s senior year as he tries to define his future and his changing relationship with Todd.
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02 Jun 2026
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A (I guess) lengthy, well written, cute, canon divergent anderperry fic is this heaven 😻😻🤭🤭
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The Remus Lupin Boyfriend Experience by Chlobliviate
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Sep 2024
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When they run into Remus' cheating ex in Tesco, Sirius decides it would be a good idea to tell him that he and Remus are together now. It quickly spirals out of control when Benjy invites them to his boyfriend's birthday party.
Neither of them is convinced that they can pull this off, James and Lily are confident that not only will they pull it off, but they'll end up together by the end.
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02 Jun 2026
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Neil has been thinking about taking a huge step in his relationship with Todd. Even if he still doubts and has fears, he really wants to do it. He just needs them both to be happy together.
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- Part 5 of The Harsh Journey to Happiness
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Sirius Black was supposed to spend Christmas in a luxury Airbnb in Vermont with his best friends. Instead, there's a record-breaking snowstorm, a tiny cabin with no electricity, a viral video, a mysterious last-minute breakup, and sharing a bed with Remus Lupin.
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Bookmarked by delusionisthesolution
26 May 2026
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did I write this fic in my sleep or are op and I twins bc there was full house mentioned and john stamos is daddy + it’s js my kind of fic no angst just fluff and games and shipping wtf can you tell I like this fic 😝😝🤙🤙🫶🏼🫶🏼‼️‼️
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Remus and Sirius are going at it when James accidentally walks in on them.
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Moony & Doe Go Adventuring Through Italy Because Their Friends Suck! by Anonymous
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Nov 2019
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“Yeah, I’m fine. What are you doing this summer?”
“You already asked me that,” Lily said.
“Oh.” Remus forced himself to take a bite from his toast. He then realised he didn’t have any toast.
“You- You seemed pretty lost there, Remus.”
He stared at his plate. It was porcelain china, with red and gold swirling into the center. Gryffindor pride! “Sorry.”
“Don’t say sorry,” she huffed. “I think…” She leaned into him, to whisper. “I think you need a best friend right about now.”
Or, Remus and Lily become best friends after their previous best friends betray them; James, Sirius, and Peter attempt to throw the party of the century; and everything goes wrong before it goes right.
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14 May 2026
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Death offers Harry a bargain: 14 days to stop Draco from ending his own life.
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12 May 2026
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Fifteen years after he left, Draco Malfoy returns to Hogwarts as a Potions Master for one purpose: to find an ancient potion rumoured to be the Fountain of Youth. Everything is fine. ...Until he meets the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher, and some odd potions experiments keep throwing them together in compromising situations.
"Draco’s heart had skipped a beat. Despite the mess, and the dirt, and the sweat, and the tatters, Potter still looked...good. He wasn’t supposed to look good. He was supposed to be covered in warts and boils and missing all of his teeth and turning into a troll and...not this. Lean and muscled and delicious and fucking devouring Draco with his eyes. Merlin. Had he been looking at Potter like that too?"
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Bookmarked by delusionisthesolution
28 Apr 2026
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really really cute and very well written loved it (did have bottom Harry but only in one chapter 💔💔🥀🥀)
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When Draco and Hermione get pregnant at the same time, their husbands take it upon themselves to make a small bet or five. This was Mistake Number One.
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23 Apr 2026
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After he accidentally gets Malfoy pregnant on a drunken fuck at a club, Harry doesn't anticipate that it'd be just as easy to fall in love with him.
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19 Apr 2026
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Potter luck; noun: when your ancestor's prank spell exposes your love life decades after it exposed their own.
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04 Apr 2026
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Happy April Fool's by isthereausername
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
11 Jan 2026
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“Is just an idea,” Ilya shrugged. “April Fools is next week. I post pictures from the wedding and see how long it takes for people to figure out it is not joke. All of the important people already know and it would be funny to watch the rest of the idiots try to figure it out.”
Over the years, they had made a game of suggesting outlandish ways they could come out. Eventually, they actually follow through on one of the ideas.
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02 Apr 2026
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NHL vs. cop slide by sapphic_sprout
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Dec 2025
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ESPN @ESPN
Video leaked of Boston Raiders player Cliff Marleau (@CMarleauRaiders) taking a nighttime tumble down the infamous Boston "cop slide."OR
Going down the "cop slide" becomes a trend among NHL players when visiting Boston, and Ilya may or may not be responsible, but no one can prove it.
[4/6/26 - podfic now available!]
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30 Mar 2026
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Two Playboys on the Pitch by Professor McKitten [archived by TheHexFiles_archivist]
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Aug 2007
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Harry's a famous Quidditch player. Draco's the Healer for a Quidditch team. They're both known for their wild ways, but what happens when these two playboys meet after several years apart?
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15 Mar 2026
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Harry hadn't planned on snogging Draco Malfoy at the Yule Ball.
But now, he can't seem to forget about it.
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07 Mar 2026