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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    Luke Skywalker has absolutely no idea why Darth Vader refuses to let anyone kill him.

    The Rebels don't know either.

    Han Solo starts a betting board to answer one simple question:

    What is actually wrong with Darth Vader?

    What begins as a joke snowballs into the Rebel Alliance's entirely unofficial—and alarmingly well-funded—Department of Vader Studies, where every strange encounter, Imperial order, bounty hunter mishap, and leaked memo is carefully analysed.

    The theories range from "Luke is an endangered species" to "Boba Fett is his aggressively overprotective babysitter."

    Meanwhile, Vader ominously becomes Emperor, Boba Fett discovers the joy of internet trolling, the HoloNet loses its collective mind, and the entire galaxy somehow invents thousands of increasingly ridiculous explanations for Vader's behaviour...

    ...while dismissing the real answer as far too absurd to be possible.

    Or: the galaxy creates a conspiracy board so large it nearly discovers that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father—then unanimously votes that theory is the stupidest one on the wall.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    The twins are born in the middle of the Clone Wars, and Anakin and Padmé try to continue hiding the fact that they're married and now have two children.

    Nobody buys it. Like, seriously, nobody.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    Luke has a bad habit of getting in over his head.

    Yeah, he’s aware of it; he just tends not to care since he can almost always get himself out of it again.

    But... Assistant Engineer to Lord Vader, The Executor.

    Luke was so kriffing screwed.

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    Rebel Spy Luke Skywalker immediately gets assigned to the one guy who can read minds

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    15 Jul 2026

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    AKA how Anakin may not have been able to free the slaves on Tatooine, but he could do this. He could do this. Now with an unexpected second chapter!!

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    “Let me try,” General Skywalker slowly took the place of the frustrated shiny that was having a go at coaxing the young Twi'lek out.

    His General has never been a patient man, Rex thought absently as he prepared himself for the Jedi to call it quits and pass off extraction duty to some poor shiny.

    A sharp sound shook Rex out of his thoughts. He focused on his General, who’s face softened despite the red flush creeping up his cheeks. He was speaking to the girl, Rex realized, in a language he had never heard before.

    Anakin slowly brought the hand that was still resting inside the cave up and tapped his own chest twice.

    “Skywalker,” Was all he said.

    Any other time, Rex or Obi-Wan would give him a hard time about thinking he was so important that just his name would be enough to get this little girl out of the cave, but something was different. Something in the way that he said it, like it was a title more so than his last name, and in the way that the little girl gasped sharply from inside the cave.

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    08 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    Semi-Linear telling of the events that led to Mama Vader acquiring one baby Luke Skywalker.

    Luke is rescued from slavery under the late Jabba the Hutt, and begins life with his mama, who is very big and has trouble breathing, but luke has his mama now and Jabba is dead! Life couldn't be better!

    (cut to vader desperately trying to hide luke from the emperor and organising a mutiny while attempting to heal said child's trauma.)

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    03 Jul 2026