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In Search of Wanting by Anonymous
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
29 May 2026
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The barn smells like shit.
Lambert glares at the frozen ground, the frost creeping over the dirt floor. The dirt is frozen, which means the shit on the dirt is frozen, which means winter is crawling closer, day by day. Which means heading north.
It also means that the boy who showed him to the barn to sleep in can't shovel the shit out of the barn because it's stuck fast. Hence the smell. A chicken chirrs from the rafters above, and fluffs itself up, nestling closer to its flock, roosted and tucked close for warmth.
Tucked close for warmth. There's a thought.
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26 Apr 2026
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Let’s wander (till the fuckers demand an encore) by Chrissy22
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Mar 2023
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“Here I was just trying to make friendly conversation –“ Jaskier began.
“We aren’t friends," said Lambert.
“-And you went and slipped something in my drink.”
“I poured it into your drink right in front of you. Didn’t make you drink it.”
“Does Geralt know you tried to poison me?”
“Does Geralt know you let strangers spike your drink without asking what’s in it?”
“…Fair enough,” said Jaskier. “I won’t tell if you won’t” he smiled, holding out a hand.
In which Jaskier runs into Lambert in the early days of his travels with Geralt. A friendship grows over two decades of encounters on the Path.
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03 Feb 2026
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wearing gold and bones by vixxer
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
25 Feb 2023
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Jaskier doesn't intend to sleep with any of Geralt's brothers. He hasn't even met any witchers other than Geralt before. Then he walks into a shitty tavern in an absolute shithole of a town with his broken heart dragging at his heels and sees a brooding figure with two swords lurking in a corner. And well, if there are three things Jaskier has always loved they're sex, petty revenge, and bad decisions.
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I got love livin’ in these bones by vixxer
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
12 Dec 2022
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Two lonely people bump into one another on the road. It’s doesn’t mean much in the grand scheme of things. The same two lonely people bump into one another in Kaer Morhen. It means a great deal more than either of them is willing to admit.
“I’m Lambert.”
“Of course you are,” was Jaskier’s immediate response.
Lambert cocked an eyebrow, the one with a long scar running through it. “What’s that supposed to mean?”
“Eskel wouldn’t have acted like he was considering killing me, for one.”
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“It’s a salve for your hands.”
“Why would a witcher keep have burn salve meant for humans?” It wasn’t a challenge, but the question wasn’t entirely innocent either. None of Cirilla’s training put her at risk of burns and any remaining pain from Yennefer’s burns from Sodden could be dealt with via her newly returned chaos. This wasn’t something made for either of them being repurposed.
“It wouldn’t,” the man said bluntly. “I found the recipe in a book and made it.” He shrugged lightly, like it was nothing. Like it wasn’t more than anyone had done for Jaskier since Yennefer saved him from the burning hands of another mage. “I’ve got a penchant for alchemy, it should work.”
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03 Feb 2026
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Bitter by merr
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
02 Nov 2015
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It all started with that sideways comment from Lambert about how he thought Geralt liked bitchy people...
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26 Jan 2026