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    It‘s early spring and Jaskier is looking to reunite with Geralt again when a white wolf with suspiciously amber eyes blocks his path.
    The bard lets himself be dragged through the woods by an obviously cursed Witcher only to get the shock of his life when he is led to two other wolves. One of which is badly injured.

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    Geralt’s romance with Baby’s Daddy continues, picking up from the end of their first date. Will he find out BD’s name? Does Geralt remember that BD isn’t his name? (No, he does not; it slipped his mind in the course of all the flirting.)

    (Story will be easier to follow if you’ve read the previous installments.)

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    Shortly after his graduation and not-so-willingly leaving the city-house inhabited by the Countess de Stael, Jaskier finds himself on the road with a bit of food in his pockets, a stolen bottle of wine, as well as 10 crowns and a few measly coppers to his name.

    As it turns out, he has a penchant not only for music but also encountering Witchers.
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    AKA: Over the years, Dragon!Jaskier hoards Witchers instead of gold, falls in love and stabs some people

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    The bard that Lambert meets at Kaer Morhen is far from the one Geralt's told stories of these past years.

    Geralt's bard is all noise: chatter and music at every turn. He's full of bright smiles and movement and well timed barbs. He's foolishly foppish and cares not for whatever anyone has to say about his impractical fashion choices.

    That's not the bard Lambert meets.

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    “No bright, loud, annoying young man at his side, smelling of sage and apples and lavender baths, growing on you like fungus...?” Lambert trails off, realising there’s no recognition on Aiden’s face. His brain needs a moment to catch up. “Wait... Jaskier wasn’t there?”

    “No, he wasn’t, only his... lute. And Geralt didn’t smell like any of these things,” Aiden replies barely above a whisper. “He smelled of sadness and self-hatred and... grief.”

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    After the mountain, the Witchers find out that Jaskier died... and lived.

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    "I wasn’t actually going to break it or anything. I know how much it means to Geralt,” Jaskier explained. Lambert raised his eyebrows.

    “Dude, I know. You’re like, really fucking obvious. You think the rest of us are blind or something? You two are so lovey dovey it’s actually kind of disgusting to watch. I think he wouldn’t recover if you meant to break his van.”

    Podfic of Part of the family by LenaLawlipop.
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    As Geralt, Jaskier, and Ciri make their Kaer Morhen, Jaskier tells Ciri the story of how she met the different witcher in her life. In the meanwhile, Geralt watches, listens, and wonders why he can connect with his bard like he used to.

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    The gulls take off with sudden squawks and the water around them ripples, the boat listing sideways as something yanks on the nets. He and Ciri instinctively move to the opposite side to try counterbalance it as Lambert starts hauling them in, Ciri scooping up his swords and holding them within easy reach. There shouldn't be anything in this lake even close to matching his strength but this is definitely larger than is natural.

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    Post-Season 2
    Geralt notices Jaskier has been avoiding him, and only him. To get to the bottom of it, he asks for Yennefers' help, everything spirals from there.
    Love, death, heartbreak and fire.

    Heed the warnings!! This is an awful time for Jaskier but everyone wants to help him.
    This bad boy can fit so much self-projecting in it, it's insane

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    Geralt spotted movement from the direction of Jaskier's mound of blankets. Only there was something... wrong with it. He jumped to his feet, covering the distance in two quick strides and yanking the blankets off. What he saw there made him freeze.

    Instead of slim, but not inconsiderable bulk of his bard, there, tangled in the colourful, very recognizable set of clothing, was a child.

    The boy, for it seemed to be a boy, blinked up at Geralt from under a mop of soft chestnut hair. He was squinting slightly in the sunlight, tiny hand rubbing sleep from his eyes. From his very blue, very familiar-looking eyes, with the specific, cornflower hue that he's only ever seen in one person on the entire Continent.

    Geralt felt all the air leave his lungs in a single, punched-out exhale.

    Fuck.

    What is a witcher to do when he finds himself with a baby bard on his hands?

    Take him to Kaer Morhen, of course.

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    Geralt gets his blessing from the Djinn. He thought he had 3 wishes. Turns out he had 4.

    Jaskier vanishes on the mountain. With Cintra close to becoming a war zone, he doesn't have time to right his wrong. Geralt will break the wishes from the Djinn but he needs to find his child surprise first.

    Julian was attending his cousins name-day celebration. It was boring, the bard was dreadful and the entertainment was dull. When he'd wished for a little more excitement he hadn't wanted Nilfgaard to attack! Now he's on the run with his cousin. he has to protect Ciri at all cost.

    TLDR: If Geralt had never met Jaskier.

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    “eskel used to lay out here for hours once it really set in, he said that it was healing but we all thought he was just trying to avoid having to do anything to help.”

    post s2, jaskier takes care of his witchers (one in particular more than the others), and gets taken care of.

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    Fringilla decides the best way to make a tortured Bard spill where Geralt of Rivia would take his Child of Surprise is to dive into his head and create illusions. When two bastards stumble into his cell and break him out he understandably believes that they are a figment of his imagination. He keeps his cards as close to his chest as a talkative Bard possibly could as they drag him to what they assure him is a safe place. After all, why would Julian know all that Jaskier does about Kaer Morhan?

    Meeting Lambert at Rosie's Tavern at the base of the Blue Mountains he lets half of the cards tumble in the presence of the Wolf Witcher. They grow closer as the four of them trudge up the mountain and meet with the other Wolves in the keep, where he is a trusted member until three weary travelers arrive one morning and cause his cards to go flying.

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    Moments that are in the Jaskier's Long Road Home verse.

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    “I, ah, that is, I’ll have what you’re having?” he hesitantly met his eyes. It had been just days since Lambert callously told him he wasn’t one of them, and he wasn’t quite prepared for the newfound acceptance Geralt’s family appeared to be extending to him.
    Lambert barked out a laugh.
    “Fair enough,” Lambert picked up the pipe he’d been smoking and a lit tallow candle.
    Jaskier bodily recoiled from the flame.
    “Can— can you light it for me? Please?”
    “‘Course,” Lambert inhaled, drawing the flame into the pipe’s bowl. Satisfied it would remain lit, he passed it to Jaskier.

    S2 fix-it fic but add cannabis!!! #stonerwitcher22

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    Jaskier gets a little drunk and improvs a little song about an ex. His friends egg him on.

    Aka “God I hate Shakespeare” turns into “God I hate Valdo” and it’s Jaskier’s birthday. Geralt is pining and Jaskier is having a blast.

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    All Jaskier was looking for in becoming the vet for the small northern town of Kaedwen was a quiet place to disappear into. What he finds is the Kaer Morhen Farm, full of handsome farmers, strange animals and magical secrets. Why do the townies seem to hate the self-proclaimed "Witchers"? How is it that Jaskier feel so safe behind the crumbling stone walls of the animal sanctuary? And could Eskel and Geralt BE more wonderful and kindhearted and caring and... did I say that out loud?

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    Lambert corners Jaskier in the library and tells him something that he has to keep a secret.

    Jaskier has a surprising offer.

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    Jaskier finds the perfect dress for his attendance to the Queen of Cintra's costume party.

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    She jerks her thumb over her shoulder. “Now, who does this belong to?”

    The three witchers look up to see Jaskier being led towards them by two harried-looking men. Jaskier has a black eye, a split lip, and a frenzied look in his eye. On the other side of the tavern, a man is moaning on the ground while another is leaning against the wall, clutching his face.

    “Oh, for the love of fuck,” Lambert grumbles at the same time Eskel asks, “What did you do, Jaskier?”

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