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    Prince Julian, better known as Jaskier, has been sent out into the field to lead the royal army by his father, under the ever watchful eye of the faithful royal general. Jaskier doesn´t know much about the military but he knows what the general suggests is utter rubbish and will endanger many lives. Lambert, a witcher hired as a mercenary for the army is the only one to agree with Jaskier and gets promptly fired for it.
    Jaskier sees a possible aide in the angry witcher and suggests to keep him close as an advisor. But they can´t flaunt this openly in front of the general, so they agree Lambert will act as Jaskier´s courtesan to be allowed to stay close.

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    Jaskier and Lambert plot against the king`s general by acting like Lambert is Jaskier´s courtesan.

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    They'd been cautious for years, even with the school and training new Witchers, governments blowing up their phone lines to get help for their monster problems, but Jaskier's reincarnation was still the best kept secret of the New School of the Wolf, it had to be, for the protection of them all. If word ever got out that the last living Witchers on the Continent had the only confirmed human reincarnation living in their house, you bet every bastard mage in the world would beat down their front door. Of course they were careful. And now they had two secret reincarnations to keep under wraps...

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    Jaskier is trying to figure out his feelings for Geralt. He cherishes their friendship above any other, but might there be more to it? What do the dreams he keeps having mean? Is he attracted to Geralt? Is he attracted to men? What should he do?

    Luckily Yennefer is close at hand and ready to help her bumbling friends, no matter what it takes.

    (Characters, tags and relationships will be added as I go)

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    Fills for the February BIKM bingo challenge, each chapter has an A/N regarding tags for the individual fic.

    1) 44 - Gun - Eskel/Jaskier
    2) 50 - Ocean - Geralt & Jaskier
    3) 55 - Skating - Eskel/Geralt/Jaskier
    4) 13 - Floor - Letho & Jaskier - Pre-relationship
    5) 38 - Land - Letho/Jaskier
    6) 16 - Stone - Letho/Jaskier
    7) 61 - River - Letho/Jaskier
    8) 65 - Rail - Geralt/Jaskier
    9) 56 - Market - Geralt/Jaskier
    10) 18 - Gate - Geralt/Jaskier, Eskel/Jaskier
    11) 40 - Mint - Geralt/Jaskier/Eskel

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    A collection of fics inspired by round 2 of the BIKM Bingo challenge. Each chapter is a different story and not all the tags will apply to it.
    1: (23-Sock) Lambert hates the winter. No archive warnings apply, mature, angst and hurt/comfort
    2: (8-Mist) (Geralt & Jaskier) - sfw, canonverse
    3: (16. Stone) (Geralt/Jaskier) - sfw, canonverse
    4: (43-Offer) (Eskel/Jaskier) - NSFW, alt canonverse
    5: (48-Quarter) (Eskel/Jaskier) - sfw, pirate AU
    6: (75-Pet) (Eskel/Jaskier) - NSFW, modern AU, pet play
    7: (70-Window) (Jaskier/Lambert) - NSFW, modern au
    8: (56-Market)(Geralt/Jaskier) - NSFW, non-con
    9: (30- Rice) pre-relationship, Jaskier/Geralt, Lambert, Eskel, sfw, canon verse
    10: (28-Breath) (Geralt/Eskel) - NSFW, modern au
    11: (4- account) HPverse, Lambert, PTSD, sfw, gen, deaging, Horcruxes
    12: (27-Pie) (Eskel/Jaskier) sfw, modern AU, baker!Eskel, singer!Jaskier, first kiss
    13: (46-Partner) (Lambert/Jaskier) - NSFW, pirate au

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    A collection of prompt fills for the "There's a Bard Loose in Kaer Morhen" server's bingo event!

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    He watched, slightly annoyed from being woken up so early, how Jaskier slipped into his room and hesitantly stood next to the door, clutching a bundle of fabric in his hands.
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    prompted by @geralt-of-riviass

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    He's distantly aware of his already weak resolve breaking, finally, and he doesn't really care. If Jaskier wants to get fucked so desperately, Geralt will oblige him.
    ______________________________________

    This is a DEAD DOVE story! Please check the tags carefully!

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    Twins were a blessing, twin male omegas a curse.

    The twins, Jaskier and Julien were treated like royalty their entire childhood, revered and blessed until their day of maturity when, instead of popping a knot, their bodies betrayed them.
    Outcast and shamed, Julian and Jaskier are sacrificed to the wolves of Kaer Morhen.
    What was to be their doom becomes the change the boys needed to bloom into their true selves.

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    “More skin. Right fucking now.”
    “I actually don’t think,” Jaskier murmurs between the kisses, “that it will be possible to… Oh, yes.”
    The hands slip lower and try to get into Jaskier’s pants. They don’t succeed. The man – the Witcher, for fuck’s sake – growls.
    Which is fair, Jaskier assumes, because while the young student’s fingers are roaming freely over the scarred torso and firm buttocks, Jaskier is still fully clothed. And it is going to take forever before he’s naked.
    “Drowner’s shrunken ball sack,” the Witcher swears, tugging at one of the points holding Jaskier’s clothes together. “I’d sooner get into a noonwraith’s rotting cunt than your asshole!”
    ***
    Just another ‘I’m so sorry but I couldn’t resist’ fics I wrote instead of, you know, doing the important things I should be doing.
    This time it’s based on likecastle‘s tumblr post about the kind of pants Jaskier should be wearing (and isn’t wearing, obviously) in the show and all the fanfics.
    Also, there's now a part two, and there will be a part three.

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    It starts with a text. Most things tend to, these days. Jaskier barley blinks as the light from his phone spills on to his face. His Wolf is away, and without him around to bother and pester, there isn’t much else for him to do except lounge around the house.

    Until his phone buzzes while he’s sprawled across the couch in the living room, not quite watching some late-night show serving more as background noise than anything else.

     

    White Wolf [21:49] – Vesemir is in town for the night.

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    Jaskier's heart is so heavy sometimes with the knowledge that nothing can last forever, nothing can remain - and that the love he feels so deeply will one day be replaced with loss. And yet, he never, even for a second, wishes for anything other than the chance to love them all a little longer.

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    Jaskier made a deal with a witch in exchange for eternal youth. He didn’t mind paying the price at the time, but if he ever wants to break the curse he must find “true love”. In other words, someone who loves him for the person he is. He’ll never want to undo such a gift, so it really doesn’t bother him that the curse goes unbroken for decades. No, it doesn’t bother him at all.

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    With a satisfied smile on his lips he silently slipped through an open window, right into one of Jaskier's lectures and made himself comfortable in a dark corner of the room. At least, that was the plan. In reality it took him only a few minutes and suddenly Lambert was hanging on Jaskier's lips like every other student in the room.
    There was just something... absolutely enticing about the man.
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    Naturally, it was only a matter of time until one of the wolves would seek out the rather infamous bard.

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    Jaskier is a queer alpha, considered an abomination by human society because he lacks the aggressiveness of a traditional alpha and began his life as a traveling bard to hide from his abusive alpha father. He stumbles upon Geralt and the Witcher's presence gives him peace for the first time in his life. When he finds out Geralt is an omega, their relationship does not change, and over the next ten years, Jaskier meets and takes care of Eskel and Lambert. This year though, Jaskier and his... the Witchers get into a disagreement and leave Jaskier (at his request) to make his way to the next village without him. Agents working for Jaskier's father, kidnap him before he can return to the safety of his Witchers to see if they can 'cure' him and make him into a 'real' alpha. (More Tags will be added as necessary because I have zero ideas where this story is going, except to Witchers taking an emotional laxative, warm and fuzzy feels, and porn eventually).

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    Jaskier sings Renfri and Yennefer to life and doesn't think enough about the effect it could have on two powerful women. And the effect it could have on him.
    After all; he's the first music note ever heard, not a fertility god.
    And everybody knows Witchers are made, not born.

    Honestly, this fic will be pure fluff, fix-it and smut and Vesemir will have so, so many grandchildren.

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    Next winter, Jaskier arrived with a gift for Lambert. He was a little nervous about it, actually, though he thought he was pretty on track. When he presented the box to Lambert, he held his breath. He opened the lid and two dark eyebrows arched, lips parting a little. “Oh...” Lambert sighed, taking in the sight of his present.

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    A collection of the fanart I have done for fics and for fun. Wide range of the boys in various states. Ratings G to E. Pairings, solo and gen.

    Basically a big hodgepodge of beefy Witchers. Lambert-heavy, because he’s my fav.

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    21/?
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    After a fire at his workplace, Jaskier's so caught up in, well, everything that his anniversary completely slips his mind.

    Luckily, it hasn't slipped Lambert's.

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    When you fall in love with the witcher, things are never going on easy. Jaskier knew it. But what if you fell in love with two witchers? And also met a really gorgeous woman, who you can't get out of your head? It gets even more complicated.

    However, maybe… Jaskier even likes all this a little bit. Or not a little? Anyway, time will tell.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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