XIFU0505
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(Sequel to "You're back, Mari" Bad End)
You end where you began…or somewhere else.
“I don’t know how any of this started.”
A mistake. One mistake. An impulse. An impulse justified through corrupted ideological codes, constructed to make it make sense.
And then it was more than one. A series of mistakes. Ones catastrophic to those around him. Irredeemable. Giving up was only natural. The right choice was giving in to his own mind, going the easy route and falling beneath it all. It's the best decision. It's the only decision.
"This is happiness."
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In other words...
You either die a Hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.(NOT SHIP. STOP SPREADING THAT.)
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- Part 2 of You're Back, Mari AU
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01 Mar 2026
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Kyle finds out Cartman is very (like, disturbingly) obsessed with him. And so he decides to make the most of it.
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- Part 1 of CLRB
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18 Feb 2026
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Kyle finally fucking snaps. (Un)Fortunately, Cartman comes to his rescue.
This is Cartmans Little Red Book Two: Electric Boogaloo, but it can mostly be read independently.
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- Part 2 of CLRB
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29 Aug 2025
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Craig is haunted by vanilla, and something sweet. Like honey, like sugar on his tongue. A certain essence of sweetness that Kyle possessed. Back in Rhode Island, Craig is left with nothing but the sweet memories of vanilla and honey, of pink freckled cheeks, and the photo of a red head he’d cut from his yearbook. And it's maddening, this need to have Kyle near and all for himself. So much so that he'll do whatever it takes.
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29 Aug 2025
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Kyle's always been told that high school is the best years of any person's life, but to him, it fucking sucks. Everyone is extremely rude, violent, racist and homophobic. The teachers never care what happens- students will prowl the halls looking for someone to pick on, girls will have secret relationships with their teachers, riots will start during lunches, and Kyle just has to make it through. Of course, being the disgusting bigot that he is, Cartman and his equally awful friends make everyone's lives miserable, ruling over South Park high like a tyrant. All Kyle wants is for Cartman to leave him the fuck alone, and yet, all it took was an encounter in the school basement to completely flip his already crazy life on its head.
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29 Aug 2025