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anyone but him (it's him) by chrspflue (chrs_flue)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series), tbh idk which one it is
29 Mar 2026
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Derapchu is in a bad mood.
It's obvious to everyone — especially his friends — so they all give him a wide berth. And that does not help in the slightest.
The reason isn't dramatic or overemotional. He has to get tutoring. He doesn't even mind that part — he needs all the help he can get with calculus. The problem is that his tutor is Wifies. Wifies, who is annoying. Wifies, who has the audacity to claim that HE'S Parrot's best friend. Not Derapchu. Him.
Clearly, the universe hates him.
derapchu is FAILING math and wifies now has to tutor him. it's fine. everything is fiiinneeee. (its not)
or: two idiots who everyone already assumed were dating, a fake relationship that spirals completely out of control, and the mutual pining neither of them are willing to acknowledge
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Bookmarked by Vision_waltz
10 Jun 2026
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This was it. One last chance to join the Mafia.
Parrot really should not have been considering it. An invisibility potion sat in both his and Wifies’ hands, like a death certificate. One that screamed “congrats, you’ve just surrendered everything that makes you who you are”. Ordinarily, Parrot would’ve already thrown away the potion. He would’ve burnt it immediately. But he was tired. The other members of District 13 - Parrot’s friends - had all joined the Mafia or abandoned the cause altogether. All that was left was him and Wifies.
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OR what if Parrot joined the invis mafia instead of Wifies?
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- Part 1 of Leafy's UU Fics
Bookmarked by Vision_waltz
08 Jun 2026