TheSamsquantch
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Under Your Shadow by TheSamsquantch
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
20 Jun 2026
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Astarion makes a choice that ruins his and Juniper's bond.
Juniper bares witness to the birth of the vampire Ascendant.
Unable to accept and come to grips with what he's done, Juniper sets out to right the wrongs that she took part in. Though in her quest for redemption, she finds that it doesn't go as planned.
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Wrap Me in Your Skin and Bones by TheSamsquantch
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
03 Mar 2026
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June is a little nervous about her first time. Luckily, she's in the capable hands of a professional.
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Midnight Snack by TheSamsquantch
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
24 Oct 2025
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Astarion wants to satiate his hungers, Juniper offers herself to satisfy both of them.
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Sanguinem Viventium by TheSamsquantch
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
04 Aug 2025
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Juniper knew that their situation was already unconventional and strange, but she never anticipated the crass and rude rogue of their group to be a vampire. Now she's stuck with a choice. Give him blood at the risk of going against her religion, or...The fatal option.
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Divine Bloodlines: Requiem by TheSamsquantch
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
10 Apr 2025
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"You would've condemned her to death by my hand regardless of the circumstances, everything you touch is ruined by you, boy" Cazador loomed over him, a cruel smirk spread across his face.
"I see why you chose her, the naive have the sweetest smelling blood"
Astarion felt a cold hatred wash over him as his eyes met his masters. In that moment, the world had become silent, and the only tangible things in the chapel were himself, Cazador, and Junes' body.
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Berries and Bergamot by TheSamsquantch
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
06 Jan 2024
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Come in from the deep waters. Come to where the sun shines right through to the sand.
They are mutable. They are water. They can follow the tide away from this place or they can murmur can I kiss you? in some half hope no one can hear.
And then–
A pair of lips–Too hot, like cider on snow chapped lips. Dry like thin air and just as dizzy. So bashful they can feel the brush of scars on their cheeks. Too practiced. Not practiced enough. Hesitant until the tide comes in and they are swept up together.
Kiss me. Questions and demands and desperations. It’s in all of them now.
The Feywild provides.
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27 Jun 2026
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Astarion and Tav have been enjoying each other's company for awhile, even if she insists on not telling the others. A little put out at their relationship being kept a secret, Astarion is still enjoying this new life, free in the sun with such delightful company. But he has a darkness in him still, a desire for control and domination.
And tonight he's got an idea. A way to start showing Tav the pleasure of submission - and the benefits of pain.
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“What am I?” Astarion asked roughly.“You’re a vampire,” Tav replied hesitantly.
“Yes,” he said as kissed her, rewarding her. “So what do you say to stop me?”
She was confused, her eyes searching his for the answer.
“Vampire,” she said again uncertainly, and he leaned in for another quick, rough kiss.
“Not ‘stop’. Not ‘no’. Not ‘please’,” he ordered firmly. “That won’t work, do you understand?”
Tav nodded, her chest moving rapidly with her quick, shallow breaths, and he could feel her nipples flickering against his stomach with each fast rise and fall.
“Vampire,” he reiterated, reveling at how ominous and dramatic it sounded. “Now say it. So I know when you mean it.”
“Vampire,” she repeated obediently.
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21 May 2026
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Deep in the heart of an ancient forest, there is a cottage that is alive with magic and whimsy.
Far away from the spires and libraries of the Sorcerers Guild, former sorcerer Lyric Tav is trying to rebuild her life. As she tries to adapt to the life of a forest witch, what she can’t understand is why she is seeing bears in her tea leaves, the clouds, her pies, her pumpkins, her freckles…. There is a bear in this witch's future, now she just needs to figure out why?
After coming to terms with her new life, will she choose the bear?
A cottagecore, cozy, fated mates, low stakes, enemies to lovers romantasy. A passive aggressive squirrel familiar.One bed?
A reluctant witch and a protective druid driven mad by her scent.
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- Part 1 of Honey and Salt
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13 Mar 2026
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”Astarion, I don’t think this is the place,” Karlach snorts, her eyes wide, taking in the shop’s offerings with amusement and more than a little curiosity.
It most definitely isn’t the place they’re looking for. Gods damn it. He was sure this was it. The mask on the sign seemed a clear indicator. And now that he thinks about it, he’s almost certain he’s heard people talk about a tailor on this street. But unless Figaro has changed careers and become a smut peddler, this is not Facemaker’s Boutique; it’s a sex shop.
Astarion and Karlach find a sex shop. Imagine…
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- Part 3 of the morning sun
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08 Dec 2025
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Auri’s young. She’s innocent. Astarion’s not sure if she’s ever known another’s touch below the waist at all. When she rolls her hips, seeking any kind of pressure, it’s not intentional. He would balk at the idea under most circumstances. Sex is another form of torture. It might not be with her blood coursing through him.
He opens his mouth to entertain the idea–
And Auri’s body goes limp in his arms.
Astarion blinks. When he licks the blood from her neck, she doesn’t move. His chin is no doubt painted red. Panic swells in his breast, but Auri’s chest rises and falls. She’s not dead. She’s just an idiot. “Stupid girl,” Astarion whispers.
It’s for the best. He might have done something Auri would have regretted.
auri and astarion meet before the nautiloid ever flies over baldur's gate. and who wouldn't want to lose their virginity to a vampire?
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- Part 11 of we can live forever if you've got the time
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21 Nov 2025