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    Jimin is a Satellite, a person born without any soulmates.

    In a world that revolves around soulmates, romantic and platonic, a Satellite is the worst possible thing a person could be.

    When Jimin moves to Seoul and gains himself a stalker, his life is suddenly full of murder and terror. As paths intertwine and fates tangle, six boys end up saving him -- in more ways than one.

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    Or, a soulmate!AU with a twist.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    wow.

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    Horror strikes him down where he stands, then. He sways, stumbles to put his back to the living room wall. Harry is woozy in disbelief, watching the two words slashed into his chest in livid red just like the scar on his forehead. ‘AVADA KEDAVRA.’

    He knows those words, the first he can remember, his earliest memory. It feels like he hasn’t breathed in minutes. When he comes back to the moment, he finds that perhaps he hasn’t. Harry gasps for air like a fish does for water, and doesn’t find it. His back has slid down the wall somehow and his hands grip his head, hair clenched in fists.

    Then he realizes he’s actually panting, a ringing in his ears, blocking out whatever it is people are saying to him. Hermione crouches in front of him where he can’t possibly miss her, palms settling gently on his knees.

    “Harry,” she’s saying. “Harry, it’s going to be alright.”

    How?

    How can it ever possibly be alright again?

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    In a world where the first words you ever speak to your soulmate appear once both soulmates have turned seventeen, Harry receives a bit of bad news.

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    In which Harry fashions himself into a war bride.

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    17 Aug 2025

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    After the Sectumsempra incident, Harry runs to the Room of Requirement to get rid of the Half Blood Prince’s journal. He wants somewhere to hide but when he enters the room, he is thrown back to 1943 where he struggles with his use of Dark magic, sending him down a path leading to Tom Riddle.

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    08 Aug 2025

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    tired rn so

    very good author, loved the read, love the chemistry chees

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    Harry had always disliked the titles that were thrust upon him. First he was a freak, then he became the-boy-who-lived, and before he knew it he had been a liar, a traitor and the undesirable number one.

    The point was, his names were numerous and they were all a pain in his ass. His newest one was no better, of course. Even in his wildest dreams he wouldn’t imagine Voldemort calling him his soulmate.

    English is not my first language.

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    03 Aug 2025

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    hehehehe 🤤🤤🤤

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    In a world where an alpha’s aggression can sky-rocket without the proper intervention, a mutually beneficial relationship between alphas and omegas continues in modern day: platonic breastfeeding. This exchange provides omegas with the physical relief of unending milk supplies, protection, and calming endorphins. Alphas get nutrients, aggression-reducing hormones, and emotional bonding with omegas.

    For most of society, this interdependent system works well with mothers, mates, and various omega milk services catering to alphas at every level. Unfortunately, UA has more alphas than omegas enrolled - and once the entire student body is forced to live in the dorms away from their families, some alphas start to get a bit thirsty.

    Katsuki Bakugou, the sole omega hero course student, finds himself struggling to find a balance. With supply low and demand high, can he find a way to give into his natural instincts without getting milked dry?

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    Or, omega!Katsuki breastfeeds all the alphas in his life as part of a mutually beneficial arrangement to keep temperaments and hormones in check. AKA: The platonic breastfeeding Bakubowl (dkbk endgame) no one asked for.

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    28 Jul 2025

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    so.... this may or may not be the first fic I've read with a centric omega bakugo and... I don't regret it. I love the angst, I love the fluff, and I loveeee this fic!!!
    Maybe a tad 🤨 plot with the milk, but I'm not gonna shame anyone if they like it because I did too 😛 but when bakugo beat up the Gooboy, like I was mimicking the joker face with the tongue licking his teeth ikykik.

    Anyways, loved it, and I'm off to read more dkbk 🫡