ThatOneLurkerChick



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    In his quest to save Viktor from himself, Jayce may have gotten more than he bargained for. Join Jayce and Viktor as they Ascend humanity and grapple with what that means. No matter what, they will always have each other.

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    The life and times of Shimmer Doctor Viktor Talis and his unhinged puppy dog of a partner Jayce Talis. If someone had told the Machine Herald he would eventually be living in a cottage by a stream with four children with the Man of Progress of all people, he would have assumed they were very high on Shimmer.

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    A series of short fics exploring Grace and Rocky's friendship, among other things. (Each chapter is its own story; I just wanted to have them all in one place.)

    Chapter 1: Rocky thinks humans are equally disgusting and cute. Somehow, through it all, Grace reminds him of home.
    Chapter 2: Rocky can pick Grace up easily, and Rocky thinks it is very funny. Rocky and Grace tease each other.
    Chapter 3: Eridians bring Grace their babies for him to see, and Grace learns about Eridian culture/religion. Grace is also bad at taking compliments.
    Chapter 4: Rocky makes Grace celebration jewelry. Later, Grace gets a similar gift from Adrian.
    Chapter 5: Grace and Rocky tease each other, and Rocky is introduced to the idea of throwing things at your friends. He decides that humans are odd, but maybe aren't all that bad.
    Chapter 6: Grace tries to convince Rocky to swim, but Eridians don’t typically like deep water because they are heavy and will sink/drown. Grace learns about some Eridian mythology.
    Chapter 7: Grace talks about the lack of support teachers have on Earth. Rocky is confused by this.

    [This has a limit, so new chapters will have their description at the beginning of the chapter instead]

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    22 Jun 2026

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    What the title says. About 11 years ago (from my perspective; relativity is weird) I was launched into space onboard the Hail Mary to figure out a solution to the Astrophage problem. Now I live on an alien planet I call Erid, in the 40-Eridani system. Yes, I’m actually Ryland Grace. Ask me anything.

    Also, can someone please tell me if Eva Stratt is alive? And ideally send me a video of you punching her in the face? Guess that’s a long shot, but it can’t hurt to ask.

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    Grace and Rocky figure out how to connect to Earth's internet from Erid. They may not have thought this through.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    The beast appeared seventeen days before the man.

    The man, or maybe we shouldn’t call him a man quite yet, appeared late at night.

    -- OR --

    Grace is living a quiet, if boring, life on Erid when someone - or something - mysteriously appears in the biodome's ocean.

    Simon claws his way back to personhood.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    WELCOME ABOARD THE HAIL MARY.

    “The Hail Mary?” The name reminded him of Eden. But Eden could only dream of this much light. This had to be heaven.

    Before the robovoice said any more, footsteps thudded towards them. Simon crawled back. Why weren’t his legs working? He looked down and at least they were still there. Oh God, please be heaven and not hell.

    A glowing figure threw the door open.

    ELEVATED STRESS SIGNALS DETECTED. PLEASE BREATHE AT THE TONE.

    His vision blurred again and he couldn’t even hear the chime this time, just strange musical notes. He could see the glowing figure dim into the shape of a man. No, no, this couldn’t be hell. After all, hell didn’t have angels.

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    Just your typical bloodymary fic. Let the poor boy live.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Viktor doesn't know much about werewolves.

    Fortunately, his partner is a werewolf. Unfortunately, his partner won't tell him anything about it.

    So Viktor starts secretly taking notes on him instead.

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    12 Apr 2026