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Colin is a new man, and he might take his pick of the Ton's beauties — so it makes little and less sense that he finds himself at a ball (he forgets whose — forgets nearly everything, in fact), struck dumb by the sight of her.
Penelope Featherington. Standing at the refreshment table with an eclair in hand, her eyes wide as she darts her gaze about to make sure no-one is watching her (not wide enough, apparently, for she does not see him).
Has she always been so… has she always been so? So much, so plump and spilling, so soft all over? Fresh and bright as the cream oozing from the end of her eclair, and he wonders if he pressed his thumb into the swell of her decolletage, how deep would it sink? How would she dimple and spill beneath his touch?
He watches, transfixed, as her pink tongue darts out to wet her plush lips, so rosy and pretty (the same colour as her round blushing cheeks). Watches those little thumb-print dimples appear as her mouth opens and she bites into the eclair, her lashes fluttering at the sweetness. God, to be the chocolate upon her tongue, the soft pillow of the pastry with the cold, clear cream within! Colin's mouth floods with saliva.
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29 Apr 2026
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"Will you two — can you behave tonight?" Eloise says, exasperation in her voice and her nose scrunched up.
Colin wears an innocent face. "I can't think what you mean. Penis and I always behave."
"I swear to God —" Penelope hisses, plonking the wine down hard on the counter. "You both have to stop with that —"
"I mean it!" Eloise exclaims as she goes over to the large bowl of salad on the side and begins to toss it aggressively. "None of your usual Pen-and-Colin shit, please. Edwina's bringing someone new, and I want him to think we're… normal." She sighs, shoulders sagging. "Normal-ish. Normal enough that he doesn't run screaming." Her eyes narrow. "And if I'm honest I'd rather avoid another evening of you two bitching at each other."
"We don't bitch," Colin insists, though they do, in fact, bitch. "Penelope is my dearest friend."
OR: Eloise throws a dinner party. Penelope and Colin cannot behave themselves
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29 Apr 2026
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Colin Bridgerton is a slut (and I will die on this hill) by SamHandwich
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
27 Apr 2026
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When Penelope joins Eloise and her family on a summer holiday to Ibiza, she gets introduced to Eloise’s always-traveling and impossibly hot lifeguard of a brother and immediately loses all ability to filter her intrusive thoughts.
And strangely? It works.
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28 Apr 2026
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Colin is horny little pervert for his friend Penelope, but he can't seem to help himself.
⚠️⚠️There are NSFW GIFs in this, read at your own risk, and maybe not in public.
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26 Mar 2026
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"If you hate oral," he says, eyeing her lazily, his head back against the grimy booth so he can look down at her, even though his heart is racing. Even though he knows that he's crossing a million lines. He doesn't care. Can't. "Then that means your boyfriend can't eat pussy."
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17 Feb 2026
