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    Shane calls a phone sex hotline and gets Ilya crooning unspeakable filth in his ear. It kind of devolves from there.

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    Ilya is a college student in Boston working on the side as a phone sex operator, Shane is still a hockey player. They have toe-curling, dirty phone sex and end up falling in love along the way.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Shane: Hello?
    Unknown Caller: Is this bird professor?
    Shane: …uh yes?
    Unknown Caller: Cool. Do humming birds have legs?
    Shane: What?
    Unknown Caller: Do humming birds—
    Shane: No, I heard you. Yes they have legs.
    Unknown Caller: [loud cheering in the background] I win! Thank you bird professor.
    Shane: …uh you're welcome?
    Unknown Caller: Goodbye.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    After a mix-up leaves Hayden with the wrong phone for three days, he ends up learning more about Ilya Rozanov and his secret girlfriend, Jane.

    Another Hayden-Finds-Out, because we can't have too many.

    *now with the extra continuing Hayden-Rozanov friendship text threads*

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    21 Jun 2026

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    Set in a 2025 AU, with Ilya and Shane both in their late twenties, this story follows Ilya Rozanov as he crosses paths with Shane Hollander — and starts paying attention.

    Shane Hollander never joined the NHL.
    Ilya Rozanov never learned how to slow down.

    A silent disco, a hoodie, a podcast, and a handful of almost-moments later, they’re both in deeper than they meant to be — and neither of them knows what to do with it.

    Slow burn, divergence, softness, and the slow realization that wanting something doesn’t mean you know how to keep it.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    10 Jun 2026