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Technicolour and Gold, Silver and Charcoal by Multifandom_damnation
Fandoms: Chronicles of Narnia (Movies)
06 Sep 2025
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You have heard tales about the Pevensies, the sons and daughters of Adam brought to Narnia and blessed by the lion himself, but you don't believe any of them until you are dying by their hand and they are weeping over your corpse.
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12 Jul 2026
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inheritance by jesuisdeux for winter_sunshine
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars: Rebellion Era - All Media Types, Star Wars (Marvel Comics)
14 Mar 2021
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Obi-wan lowers his tea cup. “I do not have any predecessor. There is an error.”
“I do not think so,” the officer turns over a page and gestures a line. “Count Dooku of Serenno.”
Obi-wan thinks that the Force is very merciful for he wasn't drinking tea at the moment of this... atrocious revelation. Otherwise he would be choking right now, this much is presumable.
What a way to go.
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Dooku leaves everything to Obi-wan, a bank clerk finds Obi-wan on Tatooine. It complicates things.(One day, a bureaucrat walks into Master Kenobi's house. He says, Count Dooku bequeathed his asset to you.
That's it, that's the joke.)Series
- Part 1 of Dooku bequeaths Obi-Wan everything™
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12 Jul 2026
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The Kenobi Memo Club by warpgirl9
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
24 May 2026
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Shipwide Memo 209-F: Comms Brevity, or How Not to Narrate Your Own Heroics
Channels are for information, not memoir. Use callsigns, locations, and verbs. Do not broadcast: “I’m going in, this is it, tell Waxer—” Save that breath for moving.
Examples:
• Good: “Gold Two, south stairwell blocked, rerouting east.”
• Bad: “Sooo anyway—” (anything that follows “so anyway” is not brevity.)Regards,
General Obi-Wan KenobiP.S. If you can exclaim, you can exhale. Do the latter first.
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Obi-Wan’s hilariously passive-aggressive memos inspire a cult following aboard the Negotiator—part safety manual, part stand-up routine. When a newly assigned Jedi adds a simple addendum—“Remember your humanity”—the words spread across decks, battalions, and hearts, reframing the voice Obi-Wan didn’t know he was writing in.
Celebrating the small, boring acts that keep people alive.
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- Part 3 of Orange & Gold
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02 Jul 2026
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The Weight Of A Stone by Twin_Suns_Kenobi
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
01 Jul 2026
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On a mission, the troops of the 501st and 212th witness an intimate moment between a padawan and her grandmaster.
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Obi-Wan Kenobi and Ahsoka Tano get some quality time.
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02 Jul 2026
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feel the magic in the air by Annie_phoenix
Fandoms: The Kane Chronicles - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, DC Extended Universe, DCU
31 Oct 2024
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Through ungodly stupid magic DC bullshit, a cult successfully summons the Eye of Horus, Pharaoh to the House of Life, one of the Killers of Apophis, follower of the path of the gods.
Members of JL Dark, some members of the JL, and most importantly John Constantine are appropriately horrified.
Carter is just really excited to have new research materials. Magic is always fun to study!
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- Part 1 of Insert Summoned
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23 Mar 2026