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    Starring! Kim Sunwoo as a fed up student who has the tendency to pick up strays, Ji Changmin as the vampire who attacked a human after a 50 years nap and got yelled at, Sohn Eric as the friend who reads a lot of YA novels and thus his opinions Matter, Lee Juyeon as the one who's really Not a nightly creature as well, and Choi Chanhee as the vampire who if you squint really hard led up to this situation and is also very powerful.

    Presenting! Destroying Capitalism With My Mosquito Boyfriend.

    OR a remake of vampire clichés, why they're so bad, and why we love them.

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    5/5
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    101
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    Colonel Legosi and his team go to the island of Tauwaka to stop the terrorist group called "HYBRIDS". But the leading Melon was already ready for this attack. He trapped Legosi and his team. Everyone's dead, except Colonel Legosi.

    When Melon holds Legosi hostage, the important name of the Japanese Army, General Gon, chooses to send a group of criminals with reputation and special abilities instead of sending his own soldiers to rescue the Colonel.

    Of course, he won't send them to that island alone. He sends them to that island with the hero Adler to lead them.

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    2/?
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    Shoto had a question.
    Izuku had an answer.
    Shoto shouldn't have asked anything.

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    English
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    1,433
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    1/1
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    8
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    14
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    2
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    186
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    The Doctor discovers the truth, and all truth that's left to know in an universe made of lies.

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    1/1
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    2
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    Sayaka gets a job at the night shift of her childhood favourite restaurant.

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    English
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    5/5
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    151
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    He looked like someone, but not quite them too.

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    1/1
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    61
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    2
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    What does it mean to be a person considering how easy it is to be programmed by algorithms? Not even she is safe within the comfort of her materials.

    “But now that she had achieved knighthood, and thought and acted as she wanted and decided, for one has to act in this way in order to save this world, she neither noticed nor cared that all the people around her thought she was insane.”

    Kathy Acker ~ Don Quixote

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    14
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    A follow up on a contract forwarded to all agreed parties. The list is larger than you'd think. By technicality.

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    1/1
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    A collection of drabbles and short stories following Sylvanas and her less than thrilling adventures in the realms of the Nexus, no matter how peaceful or intense they get. Written in non-chronological order. Contains black comedy, Sylvanas/Nova/Li-Ming/Valeera harem-not-harem, and socially, ethically questionable content for the whole family!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    29/?
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    6
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    38
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    4
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    2906
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    Number Two(s) and their continuous frustrations with Number Six.

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    English
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    1/1
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    4
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    5
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    Picarel, ange mineur maladroit et peu rigoureux, découvre au cours d’un passage inopiné sur Terre le cadavre de sa meilleure amie Nana, limace pseudo-domestique. Et il ne trouve pas son âme au Paradis ! Ce ne peut être que l’œuvre d'un démon infâme qui l'aura trainée en Enfer, c'est certain ! Déterminé à la sauver, il s’y rend dans l'espoir de l'y retrouver... sauf que l'Enfer n'est pas exactement comme il l'imaginait.

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    Français
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    14/?
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    2
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    1
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    Thor, the only son of Odin, faced a cluster of strange, metal beings...

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    52
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    2
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    Аваллак'х как самый желанный секс-раб на Спирали + арт с Геральтом.

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    Русский
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    1/1
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    Hard to believe my first official fan work is an angst turned degenerate crackfic. Oh dear.

    In which Boyfriend craps his pants in a restaurant and faces off Whitty alongside Pico.

    Idea suggested by a friend whilst I had crippling writer’s block. Enjoy.

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    Through unknown means Injustice Batman finds himself in 1966 Gotham.
    Things... do not go well.

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    English
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    7/?
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    100
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    10
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    Garść hetaliowych drabbli, okruszków, miniatur i niepoprawnych pomysłów, just for your entertainment. Komedia, oklepane motywy, absurd bez większego sensu, pisane z doskoku one-shoty. Zbiorek wszystkiego, co jest zbyt małe na własną opowieść i miejsce na ewentualne eksperymenty z formą. Branie czegokolwiek tutaj na poważnie - niezalecane.
    Shipy przeróżne, głównie LietPol i PrusPol, ale są też bezparingowce.

    Language:
    Polski
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    32,119
    Chapters:
    8/?
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    1
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    23
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    1
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    327
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    Lisa is burned at the stake in 1464, torn from her husband and their eight year old son. A year after the tragedy, a young Trevor Belmont finds himself and a Speaker girl at the heart of an absurd Speaker tale. After all, how are a group of nine years olds supposed to defeat Dracula?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,186
    Chapters:
    13/15
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    216
    Bookmarks:
    45
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    Helen has been abducted, and the Greek fleet is on its way to the Trojan shores. Revenge is on the menu as it seems, and Hector is feeling pessimistic. But when Andromache walks into his room to warn him that his allies are acting strange, he realizes that the day might not go as predictably as he first expected.

    Sorry Homer, you might be turning in your grave, or maybe you're laughing with me, who knows. I had a lot of fun writing this, I hope you enjoy it too.

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    1/1
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    На конкурс «Мсье знает толк!», номинация: Пестики и тычинки

    Я злой человек, злой человек
    Я твой человек, твой человек
    Смотри на меня, падает снег
    (Земфира, "Злой человек")

    Фраза: Он спрятал лицо в ладонях - не хотел, что бы его видели таким слабым; но разве дрожащие пальцы могли что-то скрыть перед этими строгими судьями?

    168. Удушение
    54. Интрамаммарный секс

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    Русский
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    2,119
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    1/1
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    Впервые опубликовано в 2019 году.

    «Как узнать, кто милый ваш?
    Он идёт с жезлом.
    Перловица на тулье,
    Поршни с ремешком.

    Ах, он умер, госпожа,
    Он — холодный прах;
    В головах зелёный дерн,
    Камешек в ногах.

    Саван бел, как горный снег...
    …Цветик над могилой;
    Он в нее сошел навек,
    Не оплакан милой».

    Уильям Шекспир, «Гамлет»

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    Русский
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    933
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    8

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