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    [7x17] : Nick may be a murderer, but Facilier was a true psychopath. And someone didn't agree with what was going to happen. Self insert. Crack!fic. My desperate attempt to fix 7x17. References to 7x20. No pairing. Oh, and this is pro-Jack and anti-Facilier (Facilier bashing, clearly.) Turned into a One shot collection with differents stories/pairings. (Law Believer, Curious Archer, StepCandy, StepQueen, SwanQueen, Hookfire...)

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    The Doctor is (politely) displeased.

    Features Tricki-Woo and Mrs. Pumphrey, offstage.

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    Une journée comme les autres à Storybrooke… Enfin, à la plage. SwanQueen, Swan-Mills family, & présence d'un OC enfant. Situé dans aucune saison, et bien évidemment, n'est pas canon. Hookfire mentionné (j'aime beaucoup trop ce ship.) Crack!fic ? Je crois…

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    Theo is brought back by Liam and Hayden, desperate to find a way to stop the Ghost Riders and save their friends. The one problem with their plan is that the Theo they returned to Beacon Hills is not the Theo that was banished from it.

    Based on the following idea:

    Theo was Stiles' boyfriend, until the relationship soured after Theo tried to steal Scott's Alpha powers and manipulated Scott using Stiles' killing of Donovan. But after the torment he endured underground, Theo is willing to do anything so he doesn’t have go back, and he figures finding and saving Stiles will go a long way to settling his debts. What happens between him and Stiles after however…

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    21/?
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    A human finds more than just palm trees and bikinis on this island trip. Read and review SVP. Rated for lemons, explicit content, and themes. Will be a recurring series. Chapter 20/20. Thank you!
    New forward has been added to first chapter.

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    English
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    20/20
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    I don't even know what to say at this point. Just go ahead, read the fanfic -
    If you dare.

    Niles has a sudden urge to punch Odin in the face, but the consequences of such an action would far exceed anyone's expectations. Will he do it anyway? Will the world fall into chaos once more?

    There's one pure moment, and the rest is crazy nonsense.

    Hríd is in the fanfic. He's hot. If you needed another reason to read, maybe?

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    Story Synopsis: On the twenty-third of September, the year of our Lord, two thousand and seventeen, MotherofBulls and SaintDionysus thought it would be a good idea to get drunk and write as many tropes possible into a single fic. Lord help us.

    Again...we were drunk while writing this.

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    11/?
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    Theo wants to spend the night at Liam’s house, but his pride prevents him from admitting he’s homeless and asking. His luck seems to turn around later that night when an old woman finds him sleeping in a parking lot and invites him home for a slice of apple pie and a proper bed. The offer is too appealing to pass up, but can Liam save Theo from the apple-themed ordeal that follows?


    Theo’s breathing slowed as he shifted on the hard truck seat and snuggled further under the blanket. He was pretty sure Liam was developing a crush on him – lots of people had over the years – but for once he thought he might feel the same way. It was...wow.

    Maybe they would kiss. Maybe they would sit too close and touch each other the way Mason and Corey did. Maybe Theo could have that type of life. Maybe it would be great.

    He dozed off thinking about the way Liam had touched his shoulder and the nervous little sparkle in his eyes.

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    107
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    Ephraim is up for a nice little stroll on the beach, but when a mysterious lady embarks him on her ship, a whole lot of weird things are about to disturb his day.
    Including the following :
    -A spaghetti obsession
    -Cannibalism
    -Evil plots
    -A sturdy frying pan

    (No clickbait)

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    哈利厭倦他的頭狼梅林繼續單身了。於是他決定張貼一則廣告,內容差不多就是梅林大放送。在成堆的恐怖回應中出現了一顆閃亮之星。哈利決定把她帶來倫敦-堤兒蒂完美地適合梅林,他很確定兩人會墜入愛河的。
    蘿西只看了堤兒蒂一眼就知道這是她的伴侶。
    但她在戀愛與追求方面完全要比她爸與哈利當年要糟糕的多了。
    梅林大部分時間都在思考那金髮妞是哪來的,還有為甚麼他的水果塔一直消失。

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    This piece of fiction is set after George Michael and Maeby accidentally get married and find out about it, and what happens when she finds the letters in the attic that George Michael had hid them in, leading to true feelings against all the odds, finally being discovered. This fiction is consequently an alternative ending to season 3 moving on into season 4.

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    10/?
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    IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE BIG FORSAKEN REVEAL there will be spoilers?

    Utter crack because we all need something to smile about right now.

    Ikora and Zavala have a lot on their plate, but choosing the new hunter to take Cayde's place is not one of them. It seems the late vanguard had one of his own incredibly eccentric friends in mind.

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    When Nemesis Sudou comes to call, she has something different to say.

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    “I found love down a sniper scope…”

    This story takes place in a Superhero/Supervillain AU with werewolf and chimera powers, in an advanced and often absurd world.

    Theo and Corey are an assassination team working for the villainous organisation The Evil Eye under the purview of Stiles, Master of Death & Strangely Convenient Accidents. Liam is their target, the handsome and dashing Chief Security Officer in the service of Scott, World President! Can Theo move beyond his lust for the werewolf to complete his mission? Or will the devastation of Stiles’ STD be unleashed upon the planet while Liam and Theo get lost in their desires?!

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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    13
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    2
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    A Happier Ending where Melisandre turns Renly into a gerbil instead of outright killing him. Don't ask why.

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    So i decided to post this in english too :'D
    But my language not english so i got help from google TT
    Sorry if there is some weird words or sentence ;)

    After the victory of Vorpal Sword against Jabberwock, they held a victory party as well as a farewell at Kagami's apartment. Because Kagami will leave for America tomorrow afternoon to pursue his dream of becoming an NBA player.
    By evening the members decided to leave Kagami's apartment and forget about Aomine sleeping in Kagami's room.
    But when he wanted to sleep, Kagami suddenly felt horny then decided to masturbate, and unexpectedly suddenly Aomine woke up and attacked Kagami who will leave for America tomorrow afternoon.
    Without knowing that this incident would turn their lives into something they had never imagined before.

    What will happen to their lives after this?

     

    Aomine Daiki x Kagami Taiga

    Don't Like Don't Read

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    Theo sat at a folding table in his crappy apartment eating SpaghettiOs out of the can as he updated his LinkedIn profile for the third time that day. It had been eight weeks since he had graduated with a degree in parascientific studies and a minor in psychopathic manipulation. Sure, it looked great on a resume, but finding an open position in his field was proving difficult. He sighed. He probably should have just majored in business like his sister had recommended. But what did Tara know anyway? She had no heart, no passion. Theo couldn’t see himself stuck behind a desk his whole life. He wanted to get out there and get his hands dirty, build something truly unique for himself piece by piece – blood, sweat, tears, and agonized screams be damned!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
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    26
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    24
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    Setelah kemenangan Vorpal Sword melawan Jabberwock, mereka mengadakan pesta kemenangan sekaligus perpisahan di apartemen milik Kagami. Karna Kagami akan berangkat ke Amerika besok siang untuk mengejar impiannya menjadi pemain NBA.

    Menjelang malam para anggota memutuskan untuk meninggalkan apartemen Kagami dan melupakan Aomine yg numpang tidur di kamar milik Kagami.

    Tapi saat ingin tidur, tiba-tiba Kagami merasa horny dan memutuskan untuk masturbasi tanpa disangka-sangka tiba-tiba Aomine terbangun dan menyerang Kagami yg akan berangkat ke Amerika besok siang.

    Tanpa mengetahui bahwa kejadian ini akan mengubah kehidupan mereka menjadi sesuatu yg tidak pernah mereka bayangkan sebelumnya.

    Apa yg akan terjadi dengan kehidupan mereka setelah ini?

     

    Aomine Daiki x Kagami Taiga

    Don't Like Don't Read!
    Just go away

    Language:
    Bahasa Indonesia
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    1,833
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    Acabar en la torre de los misterios nunca había sido su sueño dorado y ahora estaba allí. Encerrado. Por culpa de Lea.

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    Español
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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    5
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    Takumi and Hinoka are headed towards the world famous sausage festival, but their fun is ruined... by a sudden murder.

    It's my first fire emblem fic without Laslow, what the hell is going on

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    515
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
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    51

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