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    My concise interpretation of the current Doctor Who episodes as an actual human being.

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    Please enjoy a predictive-text–facilitated, Avengers-themed nonsense fic brought to you with love and giggles by a writer too lazy to work on her real projects.

    Thanos is running for President of the Moon and only our mightiest, most dysfunctional superheroes can stop him—if they can get over how much they hate the moon and how tired they are.

    Tony Stark is obsessed with wearing shorts. Constant rambling about food. Everyone seems to have a problem with the moon for some reason.

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    16/?
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    Just when you thought The Crystal Star couldn't get any worse.

    [Han_Solo]...It's worse.[/Han_Solo]

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    4/?
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    39
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    5
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    A team of warriors fights a kraken in order to provide you with new fiction. Basically a send-up of everything that is awesome/insane/wut? about Shonen anime and manga. Written in the vein of Jojo's bizarre adventure.

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    Garfield's mission is to save a child hostage from a rogue android by any means necessary. Easy enough. Except literally everyone gives her a rough time about it.

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    сборник бессмысленных драбблов со стебом и бесконечным запасом винца по пейрингу

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    Русский
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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    A Happier Ending where Melisandre turns Renly into a gerbil instead of outright killing him. Don't ask why.

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    5/?
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    This story picks up where 'An Emo and a Yautja' left off:
    As the injured Yautja huntress struggles without her human companion, a family struggles to stay together around tragedy, while clandestine forces begin to spider their way into the fray.
    Rating may change.
    Please read and review, and if you're interested in this story then check out it's predecessor, thank you!

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    14
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    25
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    2
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    Theo is brought back by Liam and Hayden, desperate to find a way to stop the Ghost Riders and save their friends. The one problem with their plan is that the Theo they returned to Beacon Hills is not the Theo that was banished from it.

    Based on the following idea:

    Theo was Stiles' boyfriend, until the relationship soured after Theo tried to steal Scott's Alpha powers and manipulated Scott using Stiles' killing of Donovan. But after the torment he endured underground, Theo is willing to do anything so he doesn’t have go back, and he figures finding and saving Stiles will go a long way to settling his debts. What happens between him and Stiles after however…

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    23/?
    Comments:
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    It was suppose to be a one-night stand that meant nothing. Instead, it gave birth to Trina Ebisawa, the "Black Sheep" of the Nakiri Family.

    After accepting a position as a teacher at Tootsuki, things get a lot more chaotic.

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    2/?
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    David Moran's just another typical, burnt-out Joja Corp. employee who finally decides to open an old letter from his late Grandfather and, along with it, a deed to his Old Man's farm just outside of Pelican Town in Stardew Valley (just how people have been getting these letters lately?!). Deciding that it's time for a reset button, he sets off for his new life, still the closed-off, sarcastic jerk he's always been... which is fine by him, as he being left alone is part of his agenda. But in Pelican Town, everyone knows everyone, and in Stardew Valley, things operate in their own, bizarrely magical way, and David feels layer after layer of armor being removed as he discovers the person he's always wanted to be: himself.

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    Kim Seokjin had it all : the money, the fame, the goatee. He was the most popular stage magician of his generation, master of pyrotechnics, tamer of tigers, truly, a genius.

    Then came along Jeon Jeongguk.

    With the rise of youtube and the decline of interest in stage magic, Jin sees the empire he spent years carefully building crumble under his feet, and it's all because of the (surprising?) appeal of street magic and viral videos of one annoying brat with cheap makeup and disgusting emo hair.

    Jin may feel like it's the end of his quiet, yet grandiose life as he knows it, but if there is one thing to concede to Kim Seokjin, it's that he never gives up without a fight.

    He has a lot of tricks up his sleeves.

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    New islands, new species, and even a second moon are appearing out of nowhere. Some sinister force is trying to kill Crono, Marle, and Lucca. Schala teaches Lavos what it means to be human--and bored. And for some reason, humans are to blame for everything. A crazy, silly attempt to link Chrono Trigger and Chrono Cross together.

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    [S7 mainly] : One Shot collection about different pairings. OS 1 : Crack!fic and Self-insert. OS 2 : Law Believer (Henry/Nick). OS 3 : StepCandy (Drizella/Gretel). OS 4 : LadyWitch (Rapunzel/Gothel) OS 5 : StepQueen. OS 6 : Hookfire (Fem!Neal)

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    5/?
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    1
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    Dan terjadi lagi, Wakamatsu yang ingin menyatakan betapa lelahnya dia diperlakukan semena-mena oleh seorang Seo Yuzuki.

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    Bahasa Indonesia
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    Nieki est une jeune femme avec un emploi du temps assez chargé, femme moderne, elle n'aime pas louper un jour de travail. Mais quelque chose de plus grave va la freiner : la mort.

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    Français
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    The Doctor is (politely) displeased.

    Features Tricki-Woo and Mrs. Pumphrey, offstage.

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    2
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    Une journée comme les autres à Storybrooke… Enfin, à la plage. SwanQueen, Swan-Mills family, & présence d'un OC enfant. Situé dans aucune saison, et bien évidemment, n'est pas canon. Hookfire mentionné (j'aime beaucoup trop ce ship.) Crack!fic ? Je crois…

    Series
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    Français
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    184
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    A human finds more than just palm trees and bikinis on this island trip. Read and review SVP. Rated for lemons, explicit content, and themes. Will be a recurring series. Chapter 20/20. Thank you!
    New forward has been added to first chapter.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    66,792
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    5141

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