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    In a surprising turn of events, grandma ate the wolf.

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    English
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    4,861
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    264
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    The Vehicons on the Nemesis and their stupid group chat.

    In other words: Pure, all-natural, undiluted Crack with a side of friendship.

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    English
    Words:
    86,844
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    167
    Kudos:
    154
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    2806
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    A few short pieces:
    -Secretly Famous Trope
    -Drunk Lan Zhan at 4 am
    -Wei Ying and Madam Yu in the Afterlife
    -Wei Ying Peter Pan AU

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,004
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    299
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    oikawa has signed up to be part of a fundraiser for the local school sports teams. unfortunately, so has kageyama.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,374
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    488
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    “Do you want to die?”

    It is a genuine question, one that is asked without any ill-intent, any mockery nor guffaw. They want to know. They’ve always wanted to know.

    Hero frowns, and stares into the device in the hands of Villain some more, from the wall they lean back. They try to sit up, but look down with confusion at the cloak draped on themselves flippantly. When they open their mouth, a single blood drop drips into the floor.

    “No.”

    “Then why?” Villain growls. “Are you an idiot? Crazy? Why the—”

    “Because it is right.”

    “Always the same answer.” Villain laughs. “Find something new.”

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    23
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    They say you have to go to Heaven to meet an Angel.

    However, Nanami Chiaki met hers at a young age to know he's plenty ordinary compared to the other people she met. It's why the Ultimate Gamer trusts him just as much as the angel trusts her not to get herself killed right off the bat.

    Guardian angel Hajime prays the girl's enrollment into Hope's Peak Academy will get the gamer some friends. It's hard staying incognito when your own ward depends on you to fill the silence.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,200
    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
    104
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1572
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    Picarel, ange mineur maladroit et peu rigoureux, découvre au cours d’un passage inopiné sur Terre le cadavre de sa meilleure amie Nana, limace pseudo-domestique. Et il ne trouve pas son âme au Paradis ! Ce ne peut être que l’œuvre d'un démon infâme qui l'aura trainée en Enfer, c'est certain ! Déterminé à la sauver, il s’y rend dans l'espoir de l'y retrouver... sauf que l'Enfer n'est pas exactement comme il l'imaginait.

    Series
    Language:
    Français
    Words:
    22,546
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    83
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    城市中的男女到达一定年龄(本文设定29)还保持单身的话会被送到“酒店”,他们必须在九十九日内于酒店中寻找到伴侣并通过考验否则会被改造成一种动物流放。
    结为伴侣必须以拥有具体或抽象意义上的“共同点”作为配对基础。
    大丛林中存在着叛逆者们“孤独者”,孤独者不允许爱情与伴侣存在,谈情说爱将会受到残忍惩罚。
    社会主流与孤独者们处在敌对状态,酒店会将捕猎孤独者作为增加寻找伴侣天数的条件。

    Language:
    中文-普通话 國語
    Words:
    39,495
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    677
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    Each member of Queen is interviewed after the release of Hot Space. Then there's the press conference of the afternoon and... things happen.

    Prompt: Confessions

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,855
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    187
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    Stiles y Peter han estado en una relación formal durante meses, eso no es secreto para nadie. O en dónde Stiles quiere pedirle matrimonio a Peter y es horrible en eso.

    Language:
    Español
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    1,032
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    37
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    Brought to life without any warning? Do you want to start a good day now that you have to breathe air again, but you don't know where to start? Do not worry, peasant, we got you covered. Me, Great and Outstanding Duke, and my loyal scribe Apellai peaked at numerous worlds and have a story from one of them just for you.
    Peer at unlucky resurrector Gleb and lucky resurrected Grigori as they embark on journey for good day with absolutely trustworthy '20 steps to make day good' list, source: the Internet. Know how to win debates with tea, how to eat healthy fast food, how to rebuild relationship with family through fake religion and many more, because that is what will make your day good. Join them!
    (All stunts performed by idiots. Do not repeat at home, I repeat – do not repeat)

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    English
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    8,398
    Chapters:
    7/21
    Kudos:
    1
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    3
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    Join the ironically named Jill Valentine as she encounters her most powerful foe yet, the Umbrella Corp.'s Sexual-Dysfunction-Nemesis!

    But is she in for true love, or a one night stand?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,186
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2419
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    Celebrating 5 years of the Kuroninja series, Kuroninja goes on one of his most intense adventures yet, similar to a Super Hero Taisen movie.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,571
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    57
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    One day out of nowhere, Kaede is summoned to another world. One eerily similar to New World Online with one key difference. As she treads the same path she once took, Kaede quickly figures out the differences between seasoned gamers and feudal citizens.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,052
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    1643
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    The marvelous misadventures of a former MECH lab rat and her found family of alien robots. Will she ever get over her fears and learn to fight the forces of evil beside her new 30-foot-tall transforming father figure?

    Of course!

    I hate summaries.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    148,107
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1304
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    Someone found the bottom file cabinet full of strange and unusual reports. Who better to handle them than Officer Hopps, her partner and the rest of ZPD?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    571
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    94
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    Ron is confused, and no one will tell him what the heck is going on.

    Or: People have weird names, and Ron doesn't. Ergo, Ron is the weird one.

    Language:
    English
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    1,117
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    15
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    132
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    Esta es una historia absurda llena de situaciones cortas y graciosas ,que no tienen interacción entre ellas aunque una que otra es romántica y son auto concluyentes pero principalmente son absurdas.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    8,244
    Chapters:
    55/55
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    40
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    During a free-for-all match between Sonic, Pikachu, Wolf, and Palutena, something goes wrong and a new form of life is unleashed upon the world. As Wolf O'Donnell awoke that day from chaotic dreams he found himself lying transformed on the battlefield into a great goddess -大神-. Now, follow Wolfutena as he explores his newfound powers. Be warned, though: sinister forces are attempting to disrupt his fun. This is his story and nothing less!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,478
    Chapters:
    7/13
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    193
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    A series of drabbles that take a sneak peek into how Dick Dastardly and Muttley deal with regular, dog related situations- but always with a villainous twist. Expect scritches, slobbery kisses, tail wagging, and large, dopey eyes- but also expect out of the way one-shots dealing with these characters. You have been warned. Ratings are based on each one-shot, check each chapter for the characters you're looking for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,679
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    146

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