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    It’s Valentine’s Day and Corey has decided to do something about his crush on Liam. He makes plans to ask him out, but those plans go awry when a well-meaning Theo laces Liam’s drink with Love Potion #69 on Corey’s behalf. Now Corey has a desperately horny werewolf on his hands, and Mason’s big Valentine’s Day party is about to start.

    Absurd, over-the-top sexual comedy with elements of romance, smut, and fluff. Prequel to "Theo Raeken and the Dildo Demon."


    Ch 3: Corey Gets a Live Performance

     

    “Can you see my hole?”

    “No.” Corey frowned.

    “How ‘bout now?” Theo hooked one leg over the back of the couch and slid his other foot higher and wider on the cushion.

    Corey almost swallowed his tongue as Theo’s puffy pink pucker came into view. It was far from the first time Corey had seen it, but he groaned and humped the foot of the couch as a blinding urge to fuck rolled down his spine and coiled tight around his groin. Theo must have just played with his hole considering how flushed and pillowy-full the folds were.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/6
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    539
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    The team gets another inception job.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
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    68
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    A human finds more than just palm trees and bikinis on this island trip. Read and review SVP. Rated for lemons, explicit content, and themes. Will be a recurring series.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    872
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    [Post-Rebellion]
    What it says on the tin. Dysfunctional devil Homura attempts to have a normal life, but things never quite work out. Episodic and always complete, but also always adding more episodes when I feel like it, so stay tuned! Contains OOC, fourth wall breaks, and blatant shipping. Nothing is sacred. Welcome to Hell.

    Language:
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    11,605
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    107
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    Story Synopsis: On the twenty-third of September, the year of our Lord, two thousand and seventeen, MotherofBulls and SaintDionysus thought it would be a good idea to get drunk and write as many tropes possible into a single fic. Lord help us.

    Again...we were drunk while writing this.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,582
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    329
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    30
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    5279
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    哈利厭倦他的頭狼梅林繼續單身了。於是他決定張貼一則廣告,內容差不多就是梅林大放送。在成堆的恐怖回應中出現了一顆閃亮之星。哈利決定把她帶來倫敦-堤兒蒂完美地適合梅林,他很確定兩人會墜入愛河的。
    蘿西只看了堤兒蒂一眼就知道這是她的伴侶。
    但她在戀愛與追求方面完全要比她爸與哈利當年要糟糕的多了。
    梅林大部分時間都在思考那金髮妞是哪來的,還有為甚麼他的水果塔一直消失。

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    中文
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    533
    Chapters:
    2/14
    Hits:
    33
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    RPF littérature. UA. Série d'OS et de drabbles. Voyage dans le temps d'une jeune femme de notre époque vers un autre temps plus ancien et différent de l'histoire qu'elle connaît et où elle rencontre successivement Laforgue et le comte de Lautréamont. Slash. Laforgue/Lautréamont. Ne tient pas compte de la réalité historique. (Cette histoire c'est plus ou moins transformée en crack!fic, donc désolée.)

    Language:
    Français
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    13,130
    Chapters:
    22/22
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    En un mundo doblado, a veces la protagonista puede tener preguntas.

    Muchas preguntas.

    (Esta historia es un chiste. Lo lamento.)

    Language:
    Español
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    1,016
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Harry is tired of pack alpha Merlin being alone. So he decides to place an ad basically offering up Merlin. And amid all the horrid responses there is one that is a shining star. Harry decides to bring her to London - Tilde is perfect for Merlin, he is sure they'll fall in love.
    Roxy takes one look at Tilde and knows this is her mate.
    But she is totally going to be much more chill about love and courting than her Dad and Harry were.
    Merlin mostly wonders where the blonde came from and why his fruit tarts keep disappearing.

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    English
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    24,740
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    378
    Kudos:
    763
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    4018
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    Rafael Barba is 45 years old.

    Rafael Barba graduated Harvard Law School at the top of his class, and has gone on to a successful career in both the private and public sectors.

    Rafael Barba has been known to make both perps and defense attorneys cry in the courtroom.

    And Rafael Barba is currently hiding in the bathroom, on hold with the Butterball Hotline, and praying that his mother and assorted familial guests don’t decide to check on him in the kitchen.

    Language:
    English
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    2,884
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
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    The Chosen know when you're save-scumming, Commander. The Chosen see you when you're loading, and they're not impressed.

    A sort of sequel to "From Commander to Legendary" using the "War of the Chosen" DLC, but with enough crack to make Narcos run for its money.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    63,973
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1540
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    Jack Crusher kidnaps three-day-old Wesley Picard right from under his best friend's nose!

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    English
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    734
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    157
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    Language:
    English
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    3,133
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    34
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    If the Ministry Of Magic, in the UK at least, outsourced their muggle related problems to a private firm what would it be like to work there? Any time the Ministry needs an excuse for something else that has happened threatening the lives of countless Magical users then the Firm steps in. Yes it has a creepy name, just the Firm because it is über powerful and in control of a lot. The Firm is staffed by characters from other fandoms, so step in have a read and see who you can recognise. I promise it’s going to be fun, I can promise you that!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,803
    Chapters:
    50/50
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    907
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    or; If there is a god, he doesn't live in Trost.

    Language:
    English
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    6,126
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    297
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    Link, an omega? Welp, that'll put a damper on his hero-ing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,465
    Chapters:
    3/7
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2380
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    After dying in a tragic dildo accident on Halloween morning, Theo confronts the fearsome Dildo Demon who lays claim to Theo’s soul for all eternity. Unenthusiastic about this proposition, the silver-tongued chimera bargains for one more day on Earth in exchange for bringing the Dildo Demon additional horny souls. His deal made, Theo returns to his body in time to attend a Halloween party that night with Mason, Liam, and Corey. Will Theo betray his friends and offer their asses to the Dildo Demon or can the pack find a way to free Theo’s soul before Halloween ends?


    Ch 5: Friendship Dildos and an Important Opening

     

     

    Mason’s spent cock had lain long and limp against his stomach, but in response to Theo’s vigorous fucking it thickened and twitched, and a milky glob leaked out onto his bellybutton.

    That was it for Theo. He threw his head back and howled, trying to keep his voice mostly human, but not really caring as he emptied his balls in Mason’s ass and a euphoric thrill washed over him. He didn’t quite feel affection for Mason, but he did feel a possessive bond as he claimed the human in the most primal way possible.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    13,646
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    91
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2150
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    Darcy expects a pizza, with extra pineapple and anchovies. That is not what she gets.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,267
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1799
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    Otabek dan motornya melintasi Negeri yang amatlah subur.

    Series
    Language:
    Bahasa Indonesia
    Words:
    329
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    22

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