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    Another Itzy comeback! I don't know what the fuck mood I was in to write this silly story, but I hope I'm not the only one who laughs at it.

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    1/1
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    Draco Malfoy is in love, and it's pure torture.

    Maybe there's more to it than meets the eye.

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    2/2
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    C'est l'histoire de sept garçons vivant ensemble sous le même toit et se considérant comme une grande famille. Un père. Une "mère". 5 "enfants". Venez lire leur quotidien plein d'humour, d'amour, d'amitié et de sexe.

    Les chapitres ne se suivent pas, sauf exception. Malheureusement, les BTS ne m'appartiennent pas et tout ce que j'écris est fictif. Je m'excuse d'avance pour les fautes. Il peut y avoir quelques grossièretés et des meurtres. Et je préviendrai à chaque début de chapitre lorsqu'il y aura un lemon et si le chapitre suit un autre chapitre.

    Language:
    Français
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    136,570
    Chapters:
    77/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    “Quit saying my name,” Bakugou says. “It’s weird.” 

    “Your name isn’t weird.” 

    Okay. Maybe Bakugou walked straight into that stupid joke. 

    “Shut-up.”

    Theoretically, beach days sound pretty good. Keyword: theoretically.
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    159
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    21
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    Ever wonder what would happen if a bunch of immature (and possibly quite evil) alien robots got ahold of something called a "group chat?"

    Shenanigans, that's what.

    This is the story of the Decepticon troopers and their stupid little lives.
    In other words: Pure, all-natural, undiluted Crack... with a side of friendship.

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    32/?
    Comments:
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    370
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    As Lord Chief Justice, Mael decides he is entirely within his rights to remove people from the country.

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    English
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    200
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    1/1
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    5
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    There was only so much a girl group could do to fight fate.

    But what if they tempted fate instead…

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    I fell down into Snowdin after losing my way in the woods. It's all well and good that nothing can hurt me, but now I'm trapped down here. I have to figure out how to survive. My neighbors across the way, the skeletons, have been acting weird the last couple of weeks. It's not my problem because I have to haul garbage to fix my life.

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    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
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    "The young man gasps and his eyes fly open, the golden flames of regeneration flickering through his features. In a moment of panic, he scrabbles to his feet, frantically looking this way and that at the darkness surrounding him. His breath comes out in short puffs, visible in the icy air as the ground beneath his feet seems to buckle and warp. A high pitched ringing noise. The man staggers forward, only to fall heavily to his knees, a pained moan escaping from his lips as he clutches at his head, long fingers curling through his hair, massaging his throbbing scalp..."

    This regeneration... this series. It was never supposed to exist. It simply can't exist. Not legally, at least.
    But somehow, inexplicably, it does.

    The utterly redonkulous opening scene of a brand new sci-Fi series that's definitely NOT Doctor Who, all right?
    (This was originally written during the 2020 lockdown, hence the insanity. I thought I'd post it here and for that I'm sorry, I'm so sorry...)

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    1/1
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    Охранники Яя не в отношениях. На это есть важная причина

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    1/1
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    Out of nowhere, and for no reason, Mingi's dick starts leaking.

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    Porn parody of the Blair Witch game, starring IZ*ONE and some others. Basically, purely indulgent claptrap, enjoy.

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    Lynn est une super.
    Lynn déteste ça. Elle préfère vivre cachée, loin du bruit médiatisé de Vought et de ses supers-héros aux costumes ridicules. Elle est prudente, avisée, méfiante.

    Lynn sait que si elle se montre, elle aura Vought ou Billy Butcher et sa clique au cul.

    Cassandre est une super, elle aussi.
    Cassandre est vive, bornée et inconsciente.
    Mais Cassandre agit, elle. En pourchassant les supers dangereux, elle essaie de faire de ce monde, un endroit un peu plus paisible.
    Elle n'a pas vraiment peur de Vought, ni de Billy Butcher et de sa clique.

    Lynn et Cassandre sont des supers.
    Et le jour ou Cassandre chasse la mauvaise personne au mauvais moment, Lynn part à sa recherche.

    Puis elles tombent sur Billy Butcher et sa clique.

    *******************************

    /!\ L'UNIVERS THE BOYS AINSI QUE SES PERSONNAGES NE NOUS APPARTIENNENT PAS. SEULS LES OCS NOUS APPARTIENNENT.

    | Cette histoire est librement inspirée de l'univers de The Boys mais ne reprend pas à 100% l'histoire de la série. Nous avons pris des libertés narratives, parce qu'on en avait envie :c |

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    During a free-for-all match between Sonic, Pikachu, Wolf, and Palutena, something goes wrong and a new form of life is unleashed upon the world. As Wolf O'Donnell awoke that day from chaotic dreams he found himself lying transformed on the battlefield into a great goddess -大神-. Now, follow Wolfutena as he explores his newfound powers. Be warned, though: sinister forces are attempting to disrupt his fun. This is his story and nothing less!

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    Chapters:
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    3
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    Techno was the first to get up, heaving himself to his knees before leaning against the doorway. He didn’t say anything, but his vitriolic eyes said enough. Wilbur, on the other hand, had to have the most dramatic rise from the ground possible, swinging his arms and stomping his legs until he pulled himself into a nearby stool.

    “So which one of you wants to do some explainin’?” asked Technoblade.

    “We wanted to try some truth serum on you,” said Wilbur before he slapped his hands over his mouth. “Woah, this stuff really works.”

    “You mean you were gonna throw this stuff on me without knowin’ if it worked? What if it was poison or somethin’?”

    “What’s the worst that could happen?” shrugged Tommy.

    //

    or, an epic prank on Technoblade goes awry, and both Wilbur and Techno are left reeling from the consequences.

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    116
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    13
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    Neo had a long and dangerous day at work. He was interrogated, threatened and then told by some strangers in leather coats that everything was a lie. So it was a little bit unsurprising that Neo was sceptical about the whole thing. That was until he was told about the blue pill...and what it could potentially mean.

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    Son and Father love playing team based online multiplayer shooter called Team Fortress 2. One day, they decide to take it to another level and meet the team. However, their short and fun adventure isn't going to be just a game of tf2.

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    Chapters:
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    2
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    2
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    78
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    Once upon a time, a graduate English course required a dialogue between the poets of yester-year and a contemporary author. The instructions were simple: craft a dialogue using a method of creative writing and show the past artists' reaction to the modern writer. This could take many forms, including short story, texting thread, rap battle, etc.

    Whatever was a grad student with a focus on film studies to do but draft a screenplay featuring William Wordsworth, Samuel Coleridge, and J.K. Rowling.

    Shenanigans ensue.

    (Note: This is in screenplay format)

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    She won I guess

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    English
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    2
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    6
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    40
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    Between ritual murders and a growing collection of possessed dolls, Park Jimin awakens old, painful memories in Jeon Jungkook that seem bound only by the lips of his former lover.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,304
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    2018

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