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    哈利厭倦他的頭狼梅林繼續單身了。於是他決定張貼一則廣告,內容差不多就是梅林大放送。在成堆的恐怖回應中出現了一顆閃亮之星。哈利決定把她帶來倫敦-堤兒蒂完美地適合梅林,他很確定兩人會墜入愛河的。
    蘿西只看了堤兒蒂一眼就知道這是她的伴侶。
    但她在戀愛與追求方面完全要比她爸與哈利當年要糟糕的多了。
    梅林大部分時間都在思考那金髮妞是哪來的,還有為甚麼他的水果塔一直消失。

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    A human finds more than just palm trees and bikinis on this island trip. Read and review SVP. Rated for lemons, explicit content, and themes. Will be a recurring series. New Chapter up, 16th. The largest yet, and like the previous it's more serious.

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    16/?
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    Theo is brought back by Liam and Hayden, desperate to find a way to stop the Ghost Riders and save their friends. The one problem with their plan is that the Theo they returned to Beacon Hills is not the Theo that was banished from it.

    Based on the following idea:

    Theo was Stiles' boyfriend, until the relationship soured after Theo tried to steal Scott's Alpha powers and manipulated Scott using Stiles' killing of Donovan. But after the torment he endured underground, Theo is willing to do anything so he doesn’t have go back, and he figures finding and saving Stiles will go a long way to settling his debts. What happens between him and Stiles after however…

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    When Louis was a kid, he had a series of very vivid dreams about a place called Wonderland. There were rabbits wearing waistcoats and talking cats and ridiculous tea parties, and amidst all the absurdity, there was a boy. A boy with dimples, big green eyes and the sweetest soul Louis has ever known. Louis has always kept a place in his heart for that boy and for his funny dreamworld, and when he’s twenty-five and his life falls apart, it turns out Wonderland might not be so imaginary after all.

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    Człowiek w czerni uciekał przez pustynię, a rewolwerowiec podążał w ślad za nim. Aż pewnej nocy rewolwerowiec ujrzał na horyzoncie miasto. Wtedy zamrugał. Ale tysiące światełek ani myślały znikać.
    Człowiek w czerni zatrzymał się na obrzeżach miasta, dokładnie na granicy jaskrawego światła sztucznych, neonowych gwiazd i łagodnego blasku księżyca wiszącego nad pustynią. Zobaczył przekrzywiony, przeżarty rdzą znak, a na nim znajome słowa, i uśmiechnął się.
    - Ach, miło wrócić do domu.
    Miasto nazywało się Nowe Vegas.

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    Polski
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    Story Synopsis: On the twenty-third of September, the year of our Lord, two thousand and seventeen, MotherofBulls and SaintDionysus thought it would be a good idea to get drunk and write as many tropes possible into a single fic. Lord help us.

    Again...we were drunk while writing this.

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    10/?
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    A young boy misses his chance at getting his first Pokemon... or does he? Repost from FF.net. Please excuse the punny title.

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    Welcome to Agave. It's a strange place. When Judy Hopps, a new neighbor, manages to get totally not Gary Stu, Jason's heart a flutter, he and Antonio must help her stop an old flame of hers (an OC) from taking over the town! It's up to them, Twilight Sparkle, a cat with the powers of Astro Boy, an ancient demon, and more, to help save the day!

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    Deathmask et Aioros sont en couple depuis peu, et s'organisent un petit pique-nique romantique, mais Deathmask a juste oublié un détail : il est marié, à un autre homme qui compte bien s'inviter et possiblement niquer la soirée

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    Milo is on the quest to become the best pirate in the galaxy.

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    Panick at the castle! Surtr is invading the place and nobody is ready for battle. Also it's Takumi's birthday.

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    Takumi has a surprise for his boyfriend ~

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    Leo is very sad, because no matter how many times Kiran does an invocation, Odin never shows up. Then Veronica attacks, and things get a bit messy.

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    Someone stole Laslow's sword and he's... not actually angry about it. However everyone else is.

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    [Post-Rebellion]
    What it says on the tin. Dysfunctional devil Homura attempts to have a normal life, but things never quite work out. Episodic and always complete, but also always adding more episodes when I feel like it, so stay tuned! Contains OOC, fourth wall breaks, and blatant shipping. Nothing is sacred. Welcome to Hell.

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    5/?
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    В один прекрасный (нет) день Холистическое Детективное Агентство получает таинственную записку и гипсовую голову единорога. Все связано, но как именно связаны два клана мафии, прошлые работы Дирка и печенье с предсказаниями?
    Таймлайн - после второго сезона. Может содержать следы гета, слэша, юста и кокаина.

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    The Chosen know when you're save-scumming, Commander. The Chosen see you when you're loading, and they're not impressed.

    A sort of sequel to "From Commander to Legendary" using the "War of the Chosen" DLC, but with enough crack to make Narcos run for its money.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    It’s Valentine’s Day and Corey has decided to do something about his crush on Liam. He makes plans to ask him out, but those plans go awry when a well-meaning Theo laces Liam’s drink with Love Potion #69 on Corey’s behalf. Now Corey has a desperately horny werewolf on his hands, and Mason’s big Valentine’s Day party is about to start.

    Absurd, over-the-top sexual comedy with elements of romance, smut, and fluff. Prequel to "Theo Raeken and the Dildo Demon."


    Ch 5: Corey Does the Thing

    Liam’s cock was a beast. It was long with a gradual up-curve and a blunt, swollen cockhead that oozed precum from its flared slit onto the folds of foreskin bunched beneath its thick rim. Despite the significant length, it was disproportionately big for its size. The central column that ran along the front of Liam’s cock from his balls to his tip protruded out from his shaft like a bulging, fleshy pillar, adding substantial depth from his rounded underside to his flat topside. The sides also expanded out wider than any cock Corey had ever seen in person. The entire thing was swathed in thick veins, and the weight was downright intimidating in Corey’s hand.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/7
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    31
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    9
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    Bill Napier pushes for a ban on fast cars for environmental reasons. Rhod Gainer, newly split from Louise, takes issue with this. A discussion leads to some charged tension which leads to an unlikely attempt at burying the hatchet.

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    The team gets another inception job.

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    1/1
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    2
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