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    When a boy greatly resembling the Yondaime is found in the middle of the village full of polls, Minato is stumped. From reports, he appeared out of nowhere. However, when it's discovered that the boy is his and Kushina's son, he is baffled. How could he have a son that Kushina wasn't ever pregnant with? He would have to get those answers later. First, he had to make the boy actually survive his wounds.

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    SONIC 3 SPOILERS

    “What’s going on?” Maria asked.

    “I don’t know,” Shadow replied, getting off the bed and walking to the door. After hesitating, Shadow opened the door and followed the sounds down the hallway to the main entrance.

    There were bolts of blue lighting dancing across the room, and guards went down left and right by something too fast for anyone to see. The guards fired into the room, panicked, but the blue blur of lighting was relentless and soon no one was left standing.

    Shadow stood at the edge of the room, eyes and mouth agape as the blue blur finally stood still, standing over the unconscious guards. It was a hedgehog! It looked like–

    “Shadow,” Maria breathed out, appearing beside Shadow. “He looks just like you.”

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    The Tahw have now arrived at Earth (or Terra, as they have decided to call it). It was only supposed to be a purely observational mission – first contact wasn’t planned, but has been rendered inevitable. So they are now forced not only to adapt and improvise, but also have to somehow learn to communicate with these strange predatory beings who seem to act so against their own better judgement (pollution and overdominance are only the tip of the iceberg). Learning the language is one thing, but really understanding will be the far greater task. And then there’s this other looming threat...

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    It was a normal mission. Dismantling fighting rings was routine for M'staeng at this point. What was not normal was getting himself captured on one of those missions, but that was fine. H'kye killing him when she inevitably rescued him scared him more than anything the Homn'cli could do to him. It wouldn't be too bad.
    Of course, he didn't expect for the Homn'cli to have captured a fucking human, much less make them his cellmate. Sharing a cage with a species considered death incarnate wasn't how M'staeng saw his imprisonment going.
    Death incarnate was...surprisingly small.

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    “I don’t believe you for a second,” the villager said with a scoff. “Reviving the dead? You, a god? That’s the most preposterous thing I’ve heard in all my years.”

    “Oh? You don’t believe me?” Dream smiled. “That’s okay, I’m more than willing to give you all a demonstration. Tommy,” he called, gesturing to the blond.

    Tommy knew exactly what was going to happen, and he knew that there was no point in resisting, for it’d be over quicker if he gave up and went along with it (and if he struggled he’d really just be making a fool of himself). So he walked over to Dream, quietly, obediently, and stood facing the crowd. At least his death would be quick this time, he thought, as he shut his eyes and felt the cool of metal against his neck. One slash, and the world went dark.

     

    Or: Tommy didn’t originally plan to hit the water when he jumped off the tower in Logsted, so he hit the ground instead. Dream decides that’s as good a time as any to test out the revival book, and upon succeeding, decides he’s a god and it’s high time he gained some followers.

    (Title from “Crucified” by Army of Lovers, chapter titles from “Honey I’m Home” by GHOST)

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