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    When Edward Elric writes in his journal of letters to his brother on how wizards are morons so he's not worried the universe of course decides to have the Goblet of Fire spit out his name.

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    “We’re chasing rumors of skilled alchemists,” Mustang said. “Your name came up, several times. Thirty-one-year-old alchemic genius Edward Elric, from Risembool, living with a family friend and his younger brother.”

    “Check your sources, bastard,” Ed told him. “I’m twenty-six. Al’s twenty-five.”

    ('What if Ed was an adult the whole time' AU)

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    This sick feeling, the twisting of knots that aren't in your stomach but feel so, is a pain you don't know how to handle. Don't know how to pretend to be happy, to be louder than you normally are because otherwise they might notice you're trying to breathe instead of damn well doing it (and God is that pathetic) and hide the shakiness in your fisted hands.

    Today you're not loud. Today you're as mute as Rose was even though you have no right. Today you don't hide the shaking of your hands in your pockets. Today you stay in the bed of your apartment with a trashcan next to your bed that smells putrid. You hadn't moved to dump it.

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    "I'm not an object you asshole," Edward reminds Greed with a snarl.

    "And what are you going to do? Go back to military - be the bitch under Mustang's every smug command?"

    "Greed you sure as shit don't get to talk about being smug."

    "True," Greed concedes and Edward waits for the but. There's always a but with Greed. "but unlike him I never burnt your people alive. The former me only kidnapped your brother."

    Finger smoothly stroke his hair and all Edward thinks that is how one would stroke a fancy, soft rug.

    He feels sick.

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    In hindsight, facing off against Thor and Odin would really have been a better move than falling into the abyss. Dying would have been his first choice, but as his track record showed, Loki didn’t usually get what he wanted.

    AKA: When Loki falls from the Bifrost, he lands in Truth's domain instead of Thanos'.

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    After Roy achieves his goal of becoming Führer, Ed has a promise to make good on.

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    Ed's sixteenth birthday would go down in history books, if only as the day he got Al to swear

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    Roy and Ed had been mutually pining over each other but neither wanted to make a move because Ed was underage. Ed is now 16 and too drunk for his own good

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    "Are you atheist Rockbell?" The man asks like one would talk about the weather as Edward's spear still presses into his lightly bleeding throat. There's something in his eye. What it is though Edward can't put a name to it.

    Then suddenly the spear breaks in his hands. Edward's golden eyes are wide in disbelief as the piece of the spear he isn't holding clatters to the floor. It's the only noise in the room.

    It's wrong (and he was right).

    He hadn't even seen the man active an array or pull out that sword he carries. Edward suddenly feels his age. He feels more like a dumb kid than when Fuhrer had laughed at him.

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    On the eve of Dumbledore's death, a body drops from the ceiling of the Gryffindor Common Room. Limp, bloodied, heavy beyond measure, but familiar - reminiscent of the young first year that befriended them all those years ago...And yet, so much has changed that this cannot possibly be the Edward Elric they once knew.

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    Something is wrong with the military.
    Ed has had his suspicions but when a group of high ranking officers show up and effectively kidnap him, he knows he was right all along.
    He just wishes he’d used his voice when he still had one.

    ((((Also Ed and Roy are in love bc I love gayyyyys :) ))))))

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    '“There’s something you should be aware of,” she said. Her voice was pitched so it wouldn’t carry and it made Ed tense because nothing good ever followed those words and that tone. “If he’s serious, he’ll have to study at the university in Central. It’s the only one which does medicine.” Which Ed hadn’t known, but the way she was looking at him told him she wasn’t done.

    “Okay…?”

    Granny sighed. “That means money, Ed. A lot of it.”

    Oh.

    “Shit,” he muttered and quickly ran through the numbers in his bank, the leftover from his time as a State Alchemist. It was more than enough to live comfortably in Resembool for several years, was just enough for another leg if necessary, but Central needed a much bigger budget. “Okay, uh – hit me.”'

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    In which the brothers decide on their futures, and Ed struggles to look beyond Al.

    AU after Brotherhood.

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    Roy’s clothes are scattered on the floor, mostly empty save for something small huddled in his shirt. There’s no blood, nothing charred, no bones or teeth or hair, and whatever it is seems to be moving. Ed reaches out with his metal hand but before he can make it, a small head pops out of the neck hole of Roy’s shirt and giggles.

    The baby, and that’s what it is, isn’t it, a toddler, small and black-haired with two functional eyes, crawls to Ed as soon as the shirt’s undone and immediately begins trying to leverage himself into his lap as Ed blinks down at him in disbelief.

    “Roy?” he hazards.

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    Ed is not in the mood for Roy's shit. Unfortunately for the Colonel, he was blissfully unaware of this fact. Poor Roy.

    (might make this into a series.)

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    A lot of borrowers wouldn't consider living anywhere but a house. Even fewer would have the gall to carve out a home in the walls of a military base, but the Elrics and Rockbells had never been typical borrowers.

    If the soldiers were the Dogs of the Military, does that make them the mice?

    An AU in which Ed, Al, Winry and Pinako are all borrowers living in the walls of the East City military base.

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    Originally posted at FanFiction.net, being reposted with edits and retouchings (BECAUSE IT'S BEEN LIKE 10 YEARS).

    Edward Elric is put on what he believes to be his stupidest mission yet: Babysitting a "Wizard." Everyone else calls it undercover work. To him, it's babysitting. But there's a lot more to this assignment than what's on file. And the more time passes, the more shit hits the fan.

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    It's well known that currently, 80% of the world population possesses a quirk by now, leaving the remain 20% as quirkless. Class 1-A was surprised by the announcement Aizawa-sensei was giving to them for two reasons:

    One, there's going to be an exchange student into the Hero Course, which is very weird considering that U.A. doesn't accept exchange students of any kind; and two, this person is from Amestris: the isolated militarized country where 99% of the population is quirkless.

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    Sometimes, a late night conversation is all you need to feel whole again.
    OR
    The one where Edward angsts, Roy helps, and Al lives to worry about his brother and his virtue.

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    The Sorcerer has finally come back to the school he created long ago.
    This time stuck in the year 1995, cranky and with an apprentice. A mysterious alchemist appears from another world and there is this "Lord Voldemort" who is uprising in power.
    Merlin has to re-think this.-Good Grief...

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    "Why?" They cry like a little girl; howl like a dog but they are neither. It's ugly and it hurts and he knows the feeling. "Big brother Ed-ward why you hurt dad?"

    He winces and still is silent. He hadn't forgotten that name. He remembers it because he remembers the life of that name (of who he use to be). There's pain in their voice and because of that there is an ugly, nasty ass pain in his chest but not the kind his philosopher stone can heal.

    He looks at her for the first time. Eyes searching at something he has never forgotten but had forgot how they looked. It's like comparing a worn photo to the real life experience of being upfront to the good, bad and the ugly.

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    Of course he was, Ed thought as Roy let out an amused sound into his neck. The breathe from his muffled laughter warm on his neck and thank something or anything that Roy can't see his face because Edward is not closing his eyes. He also isn't finding his leather trousers uncomfortable either mind you.

    This was a library.

    The closest thing Edward would consider a holy place despite not being huge on religion and shit. Edward also isn't huge with manners because honestly he doesn't have time much less patience for them but even Edward has enough manners not to do it in a library.

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