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    When Edward goes to retrieve Al from Truth, he offers up his gate as payment. Truth celebrates, telling him that he is the first alchemist to recognize the correct toll for Human Transmutation. However, They remark that They will miss Edward constantly standing before Them. Truth offers Edward a choice: to follow through with Ed's original proposition, or, for Them to take back the bodily repercussions of Human Transmutation from the Five Sacrifices and allow Ed to keep his alchemy in exchange for a smaller toll. Ed chooses the second option, and shenanigans ensue. From a protective younger brother and CO to excruciating pain, Ed must try to survive his new form.

    Basically a Fix-it to the end of Brotherhood. And no. He does not turn into a llama. Although, that would be freakin' hilarious.

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    Roy dreams in fire. Ed dreams in blood. Somehow, life goes on.

    (Or: How Roy Mustang handles recruiting a 12-year-old soldier when he can barely function himself.)

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    The Elric brothers have a few days off, and instead of spending those days researching a way to get their bodies back - Ed is searching for what makes Christmas special enough for his brother.

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    In hindsight, facing off against Thor and Odin would really have been a better move than falling into the abyss. Dying would have been his first choice, but as his track record showed, Loki didn’t usually get what he wanted.

    AKA: When Loki falls from the Bifrost, he lands in Truth's domain instead of Thanos'.

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    Originally posted at FanFiction.net, being reposted with edits and retouchings (BECAUSE IT'S BEEN LIKE 10 YEARS).

    Edward Elric is put on what he believes to be his stupidest mission yet: Babysitting a "Wizard." Everyone else calls it undercover work. To him, it's babysitting. But there's a lot more to this assignment than what's on file. And the more time passes, the more shit hits the fan.

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    “We’re chasing rumors of skilled alchemists,” Mustang said. “Your name came up, several times. Thirty-one-year-old alchemic genius Edward Elric, from Risembool, living with a family friend and his younger brother.”

    “Check your sources, bastard,” Ed told him. “I’m twenty-six. Al’s twenty-five.”

    ('What if Ed was an adult the whole time' AU)

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    Alchemy blazed life into her body. Edna gasped awake, the empty husk of her brother's armor beside her and the Gate wide open in her mind. Unnatural clarity prevented even a second of confused fog from cushioning the blow of the truth – fucking Truth.

    “You stupid, stupid brother,” snarled Ed, blinking away tears.

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    2003/Brotherhood fusion. I'll add tags as they apply.

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    It started off with little side glances. The first few times it was bigger things he couldn’t believe he’d never seen before. After a while, Ed started to pick up on smaller facts. Eventually, he decided to face it. Roy Mustang was in love with him. He just had to get the bastard to admit it.

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    Edward smiled thinly, something viscous but not ugly (never ugly, not when it came to her) was the look in his feral eyes.

    "Rose," gently, Ed thought, like she was Al or Winry when they were doing stupid shit, "that was a list that represented the complete chemical makeup of a human body for the average adult. It had been calculated to the last microgram, but still there has never been one reported case of successfully creating a human life."

    Some people put their faith in gods to be able to live their life; some, like him, lived their life to achieve a goal. There had once been a time when Ed use to pray with mom. He had even prayed after mom had died but had stopped a long time ago.

    It wasn't the constant frustration of loose ends (till now, Edward thought, Cornello's ring on his mind). No, he had stop praying even before that. It wasn't even the bastard's sharp jabs that were constant; always there as though Edward would ever let himself forget. What an idiot; how'd that man ever become a Colonel? Besides obviously burning children and women to death that corpses he climbed on to get to the top of the military.

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    "That's not the end of the story. Whatever you said, however you worded it, he is scared. Genuinely, honestly, scared. He wasn't scared when he learned the truth about the Philosopher's Stone. He wasn't scared when Al's armour started rejecting him. He wasn't scared when he thought he might die - every damned time he thought he was about to get killed. Edward Elric is nineteen years old, Roy, and I have never seen him so scared for as long as I've known him. So, do you know what you're going to do?"

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    A lot of borrowers wouldn't consider living anywhere but a house. Even fewer would have the gall to carve out a home in the walls of a military base, but the Elrics and Rockbells had never been typical borrowers.

    If the soldiers were the Dogs of the Military, does that make them the mice?

    An AU in which Ed, Al, Winry and Pinako are all borrowers living in the walls of the East City military base.

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    If Hawkeye hadn’t shot him in his automail, Ed knew he'd be in worse condition. He was a fugitive of the military, likely declared dead. If they didn't it would be an insult to her skills. Besides, a fall of that distance should've killed him. But he was alive and the military wanted him dead. What happened??

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    She bows low, her arms against her sides, saying something even Gal doesn't seem to understand. Then she points at herself, before pointing at the man.

    “Sakura,” she says. “Sasuke.”

    Gal smiles, the kind that Barukh cherishes. “Welcome to Ishval, Sakura.”

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    It's well known that currently, 80% of the world population possesses a quirk by now, leaving the remain 20% as quirkless. Class 1-A was surprised by the announcement Aizawa-sensei was giving to them for two reasons:

    One, there's going to be an exchange student into the Hero Course, which is very weird considering that U.A. doesn't accept exchange students of any kind; and two, this person is from Amestris: the isolated militarized country where 99% of the population is quirkless.

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    It had been almost two years since Roy had seen Edward Elric and a lot had changed since the Promised Day. Being blind now may have set him back a little in his career path, but he was damned if he'd let it affect his personal life too.

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    His jaw clenches, teeth grinding in anger. Both his hands curl into themselves but only one has nails that dig painfully into his palm.

    "It's an ugly world, and from here on out, it's only going to get uglier on the path you've chosen. Just be thankful it wasn't you and get on with your life."

    Never mind feeling something synonymous towards hatred for the bastard. Ed did hate the bastard.

    "Get on with my life?" Edward screamed, not to be heard over the rain but because he needed to, and there's something hysteric in his voice as well as anger.

    "There's a reason you became a State Alchemist, right?"

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    The building was up in flames, the fire licking the sky and scorching the clouds - along with Ed's hopes for another shouting match with the Colonel. It was too late. Everything was over now. Gone.

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    Merlin has been living on the earth for at least several centuries. He has been into trouble with the universe now and then. But not like this. Before it was just little problems with a certain doctor and a man coming from a different world. Now that he's stuck in the year 1995 with his apprentice, he may have to re-think a few things. He has decided to come back to the school he created a long time ago for refuge. Soon another problem comes up when an alchemist appears from another world and the current wizard under the name of "Lord Voldemort" who is uprising in power.
    Merlin just wants to slap his face into a wall. This is a big problem.

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    There's a creak in a board behind him and he whirls around, hands ready to clap. It's Scar. Again there is a difference. Well differences technically. That makes his hand hover, pausing him from clapping. Scar, wearing glasses while inside on a rainy day, stares at the sight before him.

    He should take a picture. It'll last longer.

    "Are you Edward Elric the Fullmetal State Alchemist?"

    Maybe it's because someone has actually him if he's Edward that he answers honestly. "No."

    Or alternatively, Edward is okay with suggesting to partner up with Scar to kill his Fuhrer (who might not be a homunculus in this universe) but isn't okay with Nina going in the rain and getting a cold.

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    “Are you ok, Edward?”

    Of course I’m fucking not -he would have wanted to say- my brother is so weak he can’t even sit on his own, the city is destroyed, a lot of people just died because I wasn’t good enough, and you’re leaving.

    “Yeah” he managed to say at last.

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