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    Edward Elric is boxed up and shipped to Emperor Ling. Shenanigans ensue, including explosions, alchemy, accidental proposals accepted, and Ed 'Chaos' Elric consistantly failing to notice things.

    This was started from the discord group for 'Snipers' and partial credit and/or blame goes to Pooka and Evie.

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    A man condemned to suffer for his sins in the war, who had lost himself to climb the ladder to the very top, becomes what he is inside. The only way to right what has been wronged is if he learns to care of another person, and protect them at the cost of everything he has. To let go of his Pride, his Wrath, and his Greed in order to care for another human. For that is all they really are. Tiny, insignificant humans.

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    He considered if it was worth it, so many times. It had been months since he had returned, and at least half a year since his disappearance before Edward had returned to a world that no longer remembered him.

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    Mechanicat and Skathari have defended Amestris for over a year, dedicating themselves to taking down Monarch and stopping his akumas however many times it takes. Unfortunately, Monarch has all the time in the world, and the akumas are only getting deadlier as time wears on. It may finally be time to confront the idea that they can't do this alone.

    Luckily, they don't have to.

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    High levels of ridiculousness. Truth's Mom puts her foot down about this mess all over Truth's planet.

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    Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started.

    “Are you fucking kidding me,” Ed demands. “The wizards?”

     

    Podfic & Chinese translation available! See notes

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    The few times Ed visits Mustang's office, and one time he visits Mustang's home.
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    [or, the one where Ed is a little shit and Roy reluctantly indulges his best friend's son]

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    In the middle of the night, Edward and Alphonse pay a visit to Shou Tucker, and discover the Sewing Life Alchemist in the middle of preparing a transmutation that would permanently fuse his daughter Nina with Alexander, her big tabby cat. Ed's decision in that moment will irrevocably change the path of his life.

    (tags will be updated as new chapters are posted)

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    Edward Elric manages to save Mustang's life, bringing him to the home of two men and their daughters, but it doesn't end as expected. Ed thought he was free, that he had managed to make it out that he would finally get to go home just as the many other times he had found himself in such a situation but that wouldn't be the case. So much more pain stems from the single attempt to run, to get out, to save Mustang.
    But the other man and his friends won't let it end so simply, they won't give up and they'll let go of many things along the way to save the boy they thought of as a genius, a boy they thought could never be damaged as much as he had.

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    Before she died, Trisha Elric was a witch. Edward Elric receives a Hogwarts Letter.

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    It was supposed to be a simple mission. It was just an evaluation of some practically unknown research alchemist. Then Roy stepped into an array, which promptly activated, and seemingly disappeared, all while the Alchemist is nowhere to be found in the house. Edward panics a bit, because Lieutenant Hawkeye’s going to kill him for losing the Colonel, he just knows it.

    Written (late) for 520 day and the RoyEd Month 2020 prompt : promise

    story inspired by the idea of borrowers aus and art of shrunken Roy:
    https://reeeepa.tumblr.com/search/roy%20ministang
    https://twitter.com/cowaniaa/status/1259201568865259520?s=20

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    "Why are you doing this?" Shouta couldn't help but ask. Really, this kid couldn't be much older than his class, and he was already out his risking his life to fight... and was good at it. That was the worst part of all, that a child would act like an experienced soldier in the face of danger. "If you stop now, I won't report you. You can just go on home to your family, and maybe try to be a hero-"

    A laugh cut him off, but it was more sad than condescending. "Mr. Trash Bag, I'm doing all I can to get home. But like hell I'll be a hero. I've been used by the government too much." A slight European accent colored his words, and his Japanese was a little hesitant, but the determination was clear. "I have to admit, though, your quirk is really awesome. The ability to stop others' energies... remarkable."

    The boy tensed, and Shouta activated his quirk on reflex.

    "Too bad it doesn't work on me, then. Can't erase what you don't have, after all!"

    OR: Edward didn't want to help Truth. He didn't want to go to a different world to defeat yet another Father. He didn't want to become a vigilante there.

    He also wanted his brother back. The choice was obvious, even if Truth is a massive asshole.

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    Edward never really understood how much work actually went into looking after a pet, but he did know that it was hard work and maybe he wasn't ever cut out for it.

    In which, Ed teases Al when he is asked to cat sit before being talked into get a dog by his husband.

    Written last minute for RoyEd day in the middle of RoyEd month.

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    Exactly the same thing as silentwalrus's snipers solve 99% of all problems, except the translations are a bit more clunky/funny? I thought it'd be fun to screw with the translations, keeping them technically accurate but not contextually/connotatively.

    "Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started.

    “Are you fucking kidding me,” Ed demands. “The wizards?”"

    Posted on anon to avoid bringing attention to myself for a work I didn't write and only tweaked to my liking.

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    Edward Elric is given a choice by truth, either he does as he is told and hunts down the two people that truth needs to pass judgement upon and his brother gets his body back or he dies and Mustang is left in the cold snow to freeze and wait for Hawkeye to find him.

    The choice was obvious enough to him, and the information of the new world where he had to find the men poured into his brain just as it had on that night when he lost his arm and his leg.

    This is a continuation of Lost another story of mine do read it if you would like to know what happened to Edward and Mustang beforehand but if you don't it's fine.

    The story mainly revolves around Edward and the entirety of class 1-A though there will be instances where individuals are taken into account

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    In 1899 Hohenheim committed the ultimate sin in order to gain a son and not a year later he was willing to do it again for one more. Now 10 years later two young, promising alchemist hope to repeat his actions, however, by doing so they unlocked an ancient evil. Now how will Amestris fair against two uncaring alchemist bent on doing things their way?

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    They were herding him away, hands on his hips, closer to the forest, and he knew that if he went in that he wouldn’t come out the same or even at all; he thrashed and fought and scrabbled wildly for purchase, but he couldn’t dislodge their hands, move them away, do anything

    The ground rushed up to meet him as arms shoved him, and he nearly screamed—but delicate, strong hands were under his shoulders, pulling him upright. Warm hands. Safe hands.

    “There you are. I’ve been looking for you.”

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    Edward Elric, a human guest of the High Lady of the Spring Court, finds himself wandering out of the High Lady's manor on one of the most famed holidays of the fae lands: Calanmai. The legendary revels draw him in deeper and deeper, closer and closer, until he finds himself cornered by a group of lesser faeries--

    And then rescued by someone not of the Spring Court at all.

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    Roy Mustang and Edward Elric are suddenly Kidnapped. A man that Edward had stopped a few months back was now out for revenge on the teen that had stopped his research into human transformation. Now using Ed as his test subject and Roy an unforeseen second hostage the man can finally continue his research, torturing Edward to no end. With his right arm gone and a completely useless flame alchemist tied up in the same room Ed has to find a way to escape.

    Detailed Torture
    beatings

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    "Brother... what did you give up?"

    "...I don't know."

    In the aftermath of the Promised Day, Edward and Alphonse struggle to find out what the Truth took from them as a toll.

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    The military is searching for a former state alchemist gone rogue. After some convinving, Bounty Hunter Elric is involved in the case.

    //"Roy opened the front door to a puddle of blood in the hall.
    While it was normally considered “strange” or “frightening” or even “remotely weird” to find a puddle of the red life juice in ones hall, it was tragically common for the General to come home to similar appearances, so he didn´t bother exclaiming, screeching or calling the police.
    Eyeing the puddle with suspicion, he searched for the source of it, trying to determine whether he would need to get paramedics or cleaning supplies. Following the trail of smaller drops of blood, his gaze found a pair of bloodied boots in front of the shoe rack. He sighed, making a mental note to remember to clean the mess up later."\\

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