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    She bows low, her arms against her sides, saying something even Gal doesn't seem to understand. Then she points at herself, before pointing at the man.

    “Sakura,” she says. “Sasuke.”

    Gal smiles, the kind that Barukh cherishes. “Welcome to Ishval, Sakura.”

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    In hindsight, facing off against Thor and Odin would really have been a better move than falling into the abyss. Dying would have been his first choice, but as his track record showed, Loki didn’t usually get what he wanted.

    AKA: When Loki falls from the Bifrost, he lands in Truth's domain instead of Thanos'.

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    His jaw clenches, teeth grinding in anger. Both his hands curl into themselves but only one has nails that dig painfully into his palm.

    "It's an ugly world, and from here on out, it's only going to get uglier on the path you've chosen. Just be thankful it wasn't you and get on with your life."

    Never mind feeling something synonymous towards hatred for the bastard. Ed did hate the bastard.

    "Get on with my life?" Edward screamed, not to be heard over the rain but because he needed to, and there's something hysteric in his voice as well as anger.

    "There's a reason you became a State Alchemist, right?"

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    If Hawkeye hadn’t shot him in his automail, Ed knew he'd be in worse condition. He was a fugitive of the military, likely declared dead. If they didn't it would be an insult to her skills. Besides, a fall of that distance should've killed him. But he was alive and the military wanted him dead. What happened??

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    The building was up in flames, the fire licking the sky and scorching the clouds - along with Ed's hopes for another shouting match with the Colonel. It was too late. Everything was over now. Gone.

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    Merlin has been living on the earth for at least several centuries. He has been into trouble with the universe now and then. But not like this. Before it was just little problems with a certain doctor and a man coming from a different world. Now that he's stuck in the year 1995 with his apprentice, he may have to re-think a few things. He has decided to come back to the school he created a long time ago for refuge. Soon another problem comes up when an alchemist appears from another world and the current wizard under the name of "Lord Voldemort" who is uprising in power.
    Merlin just wants to slap his face into a wall. This is a big problem.

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    There's a creak in a board behind him and he whirls around, hands ready to clap. It's Scar. Again there is a difference. Well differences technically. That makes his hand hover, pausing him from clapping. Scar, wearing glasses while inside on a rainy day, stares at the sight before him.

    He should take a picture. It'll last longer.

    "Are you Edward Elric the Fullmetal State Alchemist?"

    Maybe it's because someone has actually him if he's Edward that he answers honestly. "No."

    Or alternatively, Edward is okay with suggesting to partner up with Scar to kill his Fuhrer (who might not be a homunculus in this universe) but isn't okay with Nina going in the rain and getting a cold.

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    “Are you ok, Edward?”

    Of course I’m fucking not -he would have wanted to say- my brother is so weak he can’t even sit on his own, the city is destroyed, a lot of people just died because I wasn’t good enough, and you’re leaving.

    “Yeah” he managed to say at last.

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    When Edward Elric writes in his journal of letters to his brother on how wizards are morons so he's not worried the universe of course decides to have the Goblet of Fire spit out his name.

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    “We’re chasing rumors of skilled alchemists,” Mustang said. “Your name came up, several times. Thirty-one-year-old alchemic genius Edward Elric, from Risembool, living with a family friend and his younger brother.”

    “Check your sources, bastard,” Ed told him. “I’m twenty-six. Al’s twenty-five.”

    ('What if Ed was an adult the whole time' AU)

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    This sick feeling, the twisting of knots that aren't in your stomach but feel so, is a pain you don't know how to handle. Don't know how to pretend to be happy, to be louder than you normally are because otherwise they might notice you're trying to breathe instead of damn well doing it (and God is that pathetic) and hide the shakiness in your fisted hands.

    Today you're not loud. Today you're as mute as Rose was even though you have no right. Today you don't hide the shaking of your hands in your pockets. Today you stay in the bed of your apartment with a trashcan next to your bed that smells putrid. You hadn't moved to dump it.

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    "I'm not an object you asshole," Edward reminds Greed with a snarl.

    "And what are you going to do? Go back to military - be the bitch under Mustang's every smug command?"

    "Greed you sure as shit don't get to talk about being smug."

    "True," Greed concedes and Edward waits for the but. There's always a but with Greed. "but unlike him I never burnt your people alive. The former me only kidnapped your brother."

    Finger smoothly stroke his hair and all Edward thinks that is how one would stroke a fancy, soft rug.

    He feels sick.

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    After Roy achieves his goal of becoming Führer, Ed has a promise to make good on.

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    Ed's sixteenth birthday would go down in history books, if only as the day he got Al to swear

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    Roy and Ed had been mutually pining over each other but neither wanted to make a move because Ed was underage. Ed is now 16 and too drunk for his own good

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    "Are you atheist Rockbell?" The man asks like one would talk about the weather as Edward's spear still presses into his lightly bleeding throat. There's something in his eye. What it is though Edward can't put a name to it.

    Then suddenly the spear breaks in his hands. Edward's golden eyes are wide in disbelief as the piece of the spear he isn't holding clatters to the floor. It's the only noise in the room.

    It's wrong (and he was right).

    He hadn't even seen the man active an array or pull out that sword he carries. Edward suddenly feels his age. He feels more like a dumb kid than when Fuhrer had laughed at him.

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    On the eve of Dumbledore's death, a body drops from the ceiling of the Gryffindor Common Room. Limp, bloodied, heavy beyond measure, but familiar - reminiscent of the young first year that befriended them all those years ago...And yet, so much has changed that this cannot possibly be the Edward Elric they once knew.

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    Something is wrong with the military.
    Ed has had his suspicions but when a group of high ranking officers show up and effectively kidnap him, he knows he was right all along.
    He just wishes he’d used his voice when he still had one.

    ((((Also Ed and Roy are in love bc I love gayyyyys :) ))))))

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    '“There’s something you should be aware of,” she said. Her voice was pitched so it wouldn’t carry and it made Ed tense because nothing good ever followed those words and that tone. “If he’s serious, he’ll have to study at the university in Central. It’s the only one which does medicine.” Which Ed hadn’t known, but the way she was looking at him told him she wasn’t done.

    “Okay…?”

    Granny sighed. “That means money, Ed. A lot of it.”

    Oh.

    “Shit,” he muttered and quickly ran through the numbers in his bank, the leftover from his time as a State Alchemist. It was more than enough to live comfortably in Resembool for several years, was just enough for another leg if necessary, but Central needed a much bigger budget. “Okay, uh – hit me.”'

    --

    In which the brothers decide on their futures, and Ed struggles to look beyond Al.

    AU after Brotherhood.

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    Roy’s clothes are scattered on the floor, mostly empty save for something small huddled in his shirt. There’s no blood, nothing charred, no bones or teeth or hair, and whatever it is seems to be moving. Ed reaches out with his metal hand but before he can make it, a small head pops out of the neck hole of Roy’s shirt and giggles.

    The baby, and that’s what it is, isn’t it, a toddler, small and black-haired with two functional eyes, crawls to Ed as soon as the shirt’s undone and immediately begins trying to leverage himself into his lap as Ed blinks down at him in disbelief.

    “Roy?” he hazards.

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    Ed lives a peaceful life in Central, or as peaceful as you can get when when your new neighbor turns out to be the infamous Flame Alchemist. Or a version of the Flame Alchemist, as it’s really hard to connect the broken man on his porch with the monster that helped burn Ed’s city to the ground.

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