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    “Yeah, you’re right, I’m travelling. Been tons of places.” Setting down his case, Edward begun patting at his vest, proceeding to comb his fingers over long, sleep-frazzled locks of hair-- and tighten his ponytail holder; a bright, rubbery red thing.

    “As for who’s waiting for you?”

    Picking up his suitcase and pacing a few steps forward, Ed’s face shifted. The suddenly large, almost unknowingly mischievous smile gracing his features almost slightly hinting as to what he would say next--

    “The Emperor.”
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    Four years after the Promised Day, Edward Elric finally gets around to visiting Xing. It spirals into feelings he doesn't want to acknowledge, old wounds reopening, and a few new ones as well. Literally.

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    Some few hundred years ago Truth made an exchange, their price being the individuals emotions.

    Now, they still aren’t sure whether it would have been better to have taken something else. How confusing.

    Oh well, all they could do now was make the best of it.

    (Disclaimer: I haven’t watched Fma in years. I’ve just been kinda haunted by it on the internet and read a couple of fics lately and needed to free up the now fma clogged brain of mine.)

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    Opening the Gate for the t m
    i e
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    w r o n g a n
    n e t i c i
    d e s
    s p e r s p u p a i n
    a t o l l o n
    n e d

    all of it disappeared when the white encased him.

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    Nicolas Flamel takes the wizarding world by storm when he appoints two apprentices. However, when the Flamel's turn up dead, the prime suspects are none other than his mysterious students with the golden eyes.

    Edward Elric and friends must learn to navigate the politics and secrets of Britain's Wizarding world, all the while searching for a way home.

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    Alternately titled: Ed Gets Lost (A Lot)

    After the battle in Gluttony's stomach, Ed is transported to a world he doesn't know- a world where magic exists, and where yet another power-mad man searches for immortality. How to return to Amestris? Ed doesn't know yet- but he's going to find out.

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    Roy Mustang wakes up in a hospital after an unfortunate accident. Only to feel very fortunate when he finds a very gorgeous doctor beside him.

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    The whole situation was so surreal; he’d literally manifested a hot guy into his bedroom because he couldn’t keep his gay thoughts under control. What a life he lived.

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    (Magickal AU in which Roy feels all the feelings and - unbeknownst to him - has a son fated to stop a looming threat.)

    Amestris’ leading alchemy school was designed to churn out State Alchemists. After the Promised Day, Colonel Roy Mustang hangs up his uniform and turns to educational reforms.

    A decade later, Roy gets more what he bargains for when he finds the “Chosen One” in Drachma. His new protégé is powerful, grieving, and almost as explosive as another young alchemist he once knew. Simon Snow’s education is uneventful at first, but things eventually come to a head. Can Professor Elric help with the monsters everywhere? Why can’t the past stay in the past? And why must Baz always be up to something?

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    Defeating an Immortal being trying to destroy them all was just the beginning. The hard part was going to be putting their lives, and Amestris, back together. In fact, between power struggles, conspiracies,wizards, reporters, and relationships some days defeating the Homunculus felt like the Easy part

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    ”The bittersweetness of having arrived here in the future, where you can finally get the answers to how things turn out in the real world.” -Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows

    Truth takes, even if he had not asked for anything in return. Marcoh can’t give it back. And Roy tries to work with what’s left on his own, with a little help.

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    “Open up you lazy Bastard! You gonna make me wait out here all day?”

    “Fullmetal? What are you doing here?”

    “Seriously? After almost four years you gonna greet me like that?”

    “Yes cause everyone wants to be called a lazy bastard first thing on a weekend morning by a half-pint.”

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    In the middle of the night, Edward and Alphonse pay a visit to Shou Tucker, and discover the Sewing Life Alchemist in the middle of preparing a transmutation that would permanently fuse his daughter Nina with Alexander, her big tabby cat. Ed's decision in that moment will irrevocably change the path of Nina's life.

    (tags will be updated as new chapters are posted)

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    A few years after Father’s defeat, Amestris has recovered well and the Elric Brothers currently live peacefully in their hometown of Resembool. Little did they realize, one of Alphonse’s latest alchemy experiments would lead to BIG changes for Ed.

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    "Why were they chasing you?" Roy asked, making his way back to the table and placing another glass of water in front of Edward. The boy glared down at his hand, curling it into a fist, trying to stop the shaking.

    "They took him away from me. They took my brother away." Ed explained, his voice shaking as he spoke. He watched as both Roy and Riza tensed up. "They locked me up in the basement so I couldn't get in their way, but I managed to get the window open and I escaped. But I need to find him, I need to get him back."

    "Could you tell us where you were?"

    With a shaky breath, Ed sat up and stared at them, with what he hoped was determination instead of the gut-wrenching fear he felt.

    "I was at Sunshade Orphanage."

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    Edward Elric - in a desperate sacrifice to right his wrongs and bring his brother back - gave himself to the Gateway of Truth in an equivalent exchange. He expected to die or to be sent to whatever the afterlife may be; if it even exists. He was NOT expecting to be spit out onto the other side; into a weird-ass world with some weird-ass people.
    A place of heroes and villains.
    His goal is simple. Get the fuck out.
    But it seems like someone else has plans for the Fullmetal Alchemist...
    And it doesn't seem like the intentions are good ones.

    OR: Edward is sent through the gate to the world of BNHA, bringing all of his problems to another world. And he's not too happy about it.

    [ON HIATUS UNTIL THE END OF HUMANITY] sorry!! qwq

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    It’s said that 80% of the global population now possess a Quirk.

    Despite the high population of quirk users in the world, exceptions do exist in certain places. Scientists reckoned it had something to do with the genetic lineage of the race, or the environment and certain human behaviors suppressing the quirk factors. But no one was certain, just as no one’s sure what caused the appearance of quirks. These places usually isolate themselves for protection. Amestris was one of them, a hundred years ago.

    Now after the Promised Day, the new Fuhrer Grumman decides it’s a great time for the country to say hi to the world after a hundred years of isolation. A brand new start, he said.

    So Ed was kicked out of Amestris with a mission.

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    It was a bright day for them, They had worked hard for this, some harder than others, but they had still done so. She hummed as the students gathered in front of the building; gold, red, white, black, all mixing into a bright lake of people.

    It wasn't going to happen again.
    Kazuichi was saying how he and Gundham had gone through every student and interviewed them, but everyone should stay on high alert during the first few school days.
    The robot barely listened.

    It didn't help that so many students reminded her of the poor students before.

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    An alternate take on the Promised Day where Edward actually cares a little bit about his CO.

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    Ed arrives in Aerugo for a month-long study trip.

    Truckloads of grammar? He’s prepared for that. Dance lessons? Debatable. Sharing a bed all month with Roy Mustang? No effing way.

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    His head spins, and he feels like he’s going to black out for a moment, or at least hurl his guts everywhere. He’s hesitant to move- he thinks any attempt to stand would result on his face or last night’s dinner on the floor. Fuck, Roy hates being sick. To be fair, no one likes it, he assumed. Edward in particular whines and bitches at even the smallest sneeze. But he also powers through serious illness and injury, and recovers faster than seemed humanly possible.

     

    Roy just felt useless. Even before he was Führer, before he was even a Colonel, he was hopeless on sick days. He rarely falls ill, but when he does he feels as if the world is tipping beneath his feet, and something’s shifted in the balance of his universe.

     

    Ed’s voice is a ray of sunlight, cutting through the shadows cluttering his mind.

     

    My first RoyEd fic, written for Friday, December 18 prompt: Fever

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    Ed had thought, after the whole Promised Day, homunculus, entire country harvested for alchemical batteries thing, the batshit quotient of his life would have settled down some. He really ought to have topped out the meter with that one. But no. The bullshit is just getting started.

    “Are you fucking kidding me,” Ed demands. “The wizards?”

     

    Podfic & Chinese translation available! See notes

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