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    if you where minding you own business and so happens to be so stuck in your own head to bump into someone, This someone happens to be a sexy homophobic male. how would you feel? This so happens to be eds life.

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    Ed gets caught in the rebound of a Human Transmutation and nearly dies as a result.

    Truth offers to save him, but will only do so by sending him back in time to his childhood.

    Because Truth wants back the Souls that disappeared with the Homunculi. And Ed is going to be the one to get them back, allowing him to fix the mistakes he made the first time around in the process.

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    “When your greatest blessing goes too far with his alchemies, he shall fall into eternal sleep,” the glow-person says, with a wicked too-wide grin, “and the whole of your kingdom with him, only to be broken by a kiss!”

    Ed- Ed knows what that means. This figure has just pushed a curse onto- onto Hohenheim’s greatest blessing. His father’s greatest blessing. Male- not the kingdom- has to be a person- not Ed, certainly-

    Then-

    Then they mean-

    “You leave my little brother alone!” Ed shrieks, with all the fury of a five-year-old, running at the cloaked figure full-speed only to plow into a stone wall that rose up out of the Hall’s sandstone.

    The figure laughs. “Fierce little dragon. What a good protector you are,” they croon. “Not good enough, though.” And the intruder claps, once, and disappears in a flash of malevolent violet light.

    --

    Or; Al is a damsel in distress, Ed is a dragon, Mustang is a bit confused as to who he’s supposed to be kissing, and Truth was not invited to the party.

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    Edward Briggs Armstrong is the son of Olivier Mira Armstrong.
    Some know him as the Heart of Briggs
    Others, the Fullmetal Alchemist or even Colonel Armstrong
    What most don't know is he's a 14 year old kid
    Even Edward forgets sometimes

    Not many people know Alphonse but those who do say that he's a kind kid
    Alphonse Elric is on a search for his long lost sibling and he won't stop until he finds them

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    Following Al's restoration, the Truth sends the Elric Brothers to another universe with zero information. Neatly forged paperwork lands Ed a job teaching summer school remedial chemistry to children who are older than he is. Due perhaps to cosmic ineffability one of these summer school kids can lead the Elric brothers to precisely who the Truth had in mind. Book 6, Brotherhood.

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    Edward and Alphonses trans adopted brother :) i swear its more interesting then that but im bad at summaries

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    When Ed is suddenly transported into the kitchen of 12 Grimmauld place, he suspects alchemy at play

    He needs to get back home, so when Dumbledore offers him a job and a library, how could he refuse?

     

     

    He should've.

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    Edward Elric makes a deal with the Truth. Truth isn't an asshole for once.

    The team ends up getting a new member. Batman is miffed. The new kid makes clear as to why. Wally gets to teach him how to use a smartphone.

    Edward Elric gets a New family.

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    "'A life for a life,' it had drawled happily. 'But with a twist! Edward, I want to believe you're not so naive to think that only a single parallel universe exists beyond our timeline, yes?'"

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    The Law of Equivalent Exchange is bullshit, is what Edward Elric decides after he wakes up in a dumpster after he makes a deal with Truth. Aizawa Shota's list of problem children just keeps getting longer by the second.

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    FMA x BNHA crossover fic. Set at the end of FMA:B, where rather than his gate being offered up in exchange for Alphonse's life, Edward's life is. Just... not the life he expected.

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    "Now suddenly you're asking for it back
    Could you tell me where'd you get the nerve?
    Yeah, you could say you miss all that we had
    But I don't really care how bad it hurts
    When you broke me first"

     

     

    He'd been living with the love of his life for almost a year now, but lately there's been too many lies for him to play ignorant. Roy had one more chance to come clean, or Ed would be out the door - no matter how it would break his heart to leave.

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    Take me to my brother, Al whispers his plea to the Gate, to the universe, to any being able enough to lend an ear.

    You’re going to have to be more specific than that it seems to whisper back.


    (The Gate throws Al off at the wrong stop and leaves him marooned in the brotherhood universe. Separated from his brother. Again. But hey, maybe, just maybe, this could make up for them all. For Hughes, Scar, Wrath, Martel.... everyone.


    If only this universe would quit surprising him at every turn.)

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    Edward finds himself in a jam, literally. Him and Al make an emergency trip to Resembool for a certain blond gearhead to untangle his strings.

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    One of the hardest part of a parent’s job is the teenager years. Hormones running through the teen’s blood, trying to figure out who they are, developing crushes, becoming a child soldier. Becoming a child soldier?

    Honestly Roy just kinda wished that the least of his problems was getting Ed into a good college.

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    Roy Mustang should have known that a coffee date with his best friend would, of course, end with him agreeing to become a phone sex operator; I mean that's how these things usually go right?

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    Ed was stuck at this table with this toad and he was empathetically not pleased. The pink thing was simpering at him, making pointed comments about his intelligence and breeding. Ed would have strangled the bitch if he hadn’t already given his bodily control over to Truth as soon as he’d sat down.

    (Truth had a thing about getting to pick what food they wanted at lunch, something about getting the full experience, and Ed was, for once, glad he’d obliged because Truth’s neutral continence was the only thing keeping his limbs steady.)

    “Of course,” she said sweetly, “If I was the teenage professor of a useless branch of washed-out magic, I suppose my qualifications wouldn’t have to be very high either, would they?”

    And their fork snapped in half.

    “What,” Truth breathed with Ed’s mouth, no accent at all, “did you just call my subject?”

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    Edward Elric bodyshares with an eldritch horror and reluctantly agrees to teach alchemy to ickle snot-nosed wizards. Naturally, it's a disaster.

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    Edith knew she was girl. The only problem. She was born in a boy's body. When she read the alchemy books in her Dad's study she realized she could fix it, so she did. Now, years later, Edith was trying to figure out her life and maybe the Flame Alchemist was someone who could help her figure it out.

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    Colonel Roy Mustang procures a night with a gorgeous male prostitute who has caught his eye. But, all is not what it seems; or is it?

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    This is a different way to tell a familiar story. Edward Elric did not have a little brother. He had a best friend, Kuri Rockbell. And she knew her way around magic. It all started that day…

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    Ed and Al didn't get to our world right away after going through the Gate. Instead they took some wrong turns along the way. One wrong turn brought them to a girl who loved Ed.

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    Turns out, Father had screwed Amestris over way more than anyone had realized. How? Oh, you know, just tearing gates into space-time to connect some other worlds to his and even managing to find some like-minded individuals who'd be thrilled to take over their own worlds and offer their assistance in turn.
    And now they plan to use Alchemy in relation to their own abilities to do as much.
    So, Truth, after being thoroughly nagged by the Gods of the other worlds, decides to send his chosen two out to help fix that little slip up. The Elric brothers aren't exactly thrilled to do more fighting, but over fifty three billion souls are on the line, not even including their own world. They don't exactly have much of a choice faced with that.

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