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    From the second he clapped his hands, Edward Elric was doomed.

     

    (̞͒Ị͖ ̥͕̊ͬa̋̀m̠̂ ̴͍̳̙̇̔͆aͫͥͪ ̫̙p̝̬̼ͭͧͤh̼̊i̫̦͂̔l̆͂ͫõ͍̟̊s̴̍̑o͉͉̓͒̃ͅpͪͮhͯͦ͒e̩̪ͦ̊̆ͅṟ̵̏’͔̝s̡̠ st̿̏ö̙̬ͥne ̖̥ͣ̐p͗͛̏o͍ͨw̼̱ͫͤe̟ͣ͐ͅr̞̍e̒̋͐d͙͕ͩ͆ ̙̦̑̒ḃ̴͈̠̇y̹͒ ̱̳aͮ͑ s̮̈́i͐͌͆n̛ǵ͕̰l̨̮̒ę̼͈ͪ̓ ̪̱̒̑souͅl̛)͈ͥ́

     

    ***SPOILER WARNING FOR ENDING OF FMA:B***

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    Shall we go AGAIN?

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    He stiffened as a loud crack split the air. Gunshots. Shit. Recalling his own near-death experience involving a bullet wound to the shoulder, Maes slipped one of his throwing knives into his hand. Gracia would have his head if she knew he was walking into danger, but he was never one to sit by if there was something he could do to save a life.

    "I know a fraud when I see one, especially when you're trying to be someone I've known for years. Now, who are you and what have you done to the Lieutenant?" Male, early thirties, injured.

    His eyes narrowed, Maes would recognize that voice anywhere. Roy, his brother in all but blood, was here and at risk. And Maes didn't need to hear the response to know who Roy was facing. The one they called Envy.

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    Winry, Ed, and Al have been having sleepovers for years.

    Its probably about time they invited someone else.

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    This was inspired by a picture, and it took on a life of it's own. Edward got captured while on a mission and woke up with wings. Things never are for him. Plus he has to deal with feelings and what not, it's going to be a ride.

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    When Edward goes to retrieve Al from Truth, he offers up his gate as payment. Truth celebrates, telling him that he is the first alchemist to recognize the correct toll for Human Transmutation. However, They remark that They will miss Edward constantly standing before Them. Truth offers Edward a choice: to follow through with Ed's original proposition, or, for Them to take back the bodily repercussions of Human Transmutation from the Five Sacrifices and allow Ed to keep his alchemy in exchange for a smaller toll. Ed chooses the second option, and shenanigans ensue. From a protective younger brother and CO to excruciating pain, Ed must try to survive his new form.

    Basically a Fix-it to the end of Brotherhood. And no. He does not turn into a llama. Although, that would be freakin' hilarious.

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    The door opened with a drawn out creak. His eyes (ones that bring Violet to the memory of the feral cat Benedict had taken a likening unto before it stopped coming around) squint up at her despite the glasses adorned on his tanned nose.

    Her brown leather gloves grab onto the corners of her skirt as she curtsies before the short man, one heeled shoe brought behind the other foot. Violet's blue eyes ('They're like a dolls!' she had often been told or overheard despite the children's whispers.) stay upward in wariness despite the action. The smell of liquor clings heavy to Mr.Elric as her bangs do to her forehead that is damp in sweat.

    "If the client requests it, we shall go anywhere. Representing the Auto Memoir Doll service, I am Violet Evergarden."

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    Perfect beings had no gender. They were God’s image, the embodiment of the Truth. This was a belief of the alchemists and, therefore, a belief of the people of Xerxes. The desert society was built on the values of alchemy, and their most central value was that of equivalent exchange.

    This is what Ling was taught in his culture lessons. Well, “taught” is a loose word- more like he learned it by reading the encyclopedia volumes that Fu gruffly tossed his way every day. As a prince of Xing, he had to know as much as he possibly could about the countries that he would be dealing with when he became emperor- presuming, of course, that the twelfth in line for the throne would (could) ever secure the throne.

    Ling could. He had a plan.

    Xerxes had alchemy. Alchemy had- according to those books- Philosopher’s Stones. Philosopher’s Stones gave eternal life. Ling’s ailing father, the emperor of Xing, wanted life, more desperately than anything. And Ling? He wanted the throne.

    Ling needed a Philosopher’s Stone. So, Ling needed Xerxes.

    Simple.

    Of course, nothing ever turns out simply.

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    In hindsight, facing off against Thor and Odin would really have been a better move than falling into the abyss. Dying would have been his first choice, but as his track record showed, Loki didn’t usually get what he wanted.

    AKA: When Loki falls from the Bifrost, he lands in Truth's domain instead of Thanos'.

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    Roy and Ed are at a dance. Ed gets Jelly. Roy gets sweet.

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    "Unfortunately, a bodiless suit of armor wasn't even in my "Top Ten Weirdest Things I've Seen In My Life" list." It's hard pretending to have amnesia and being forced to accompany an alchemist who thinks you're a spy from a country you've never heard of before. ::In which our unlucky protagonist winds up in the FMA universe and proceeds to mess everything up, as usual.::

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    After the horrific events in the Devil's Nest, Edward Elric has a secret. He bears the secret alone, too ashamed to tell anyone, not even Al. He bags his emotions away, trying to go on with the quest to get his and his brother's bodies back.
    But how can he save the country, how can he save his brother, if he can't save himself?

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    Edward hurried into the office, holding a small stack of books in his arms that he picked up from a library, his face was very flushed. Golden yellow flowers, known as primroses, were gently placed into his braid, another one was tucked between his right ear. The red collar of his coat was pulled as high as it'll go.

    The teen's ears were tinted pink and he seemed seemed a tad out of breath. Maybe he ran back? Edward did his best to regain his posture, straightening his back out and clearing his throat.

    "You alright there, Chief?"

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    Its been two weeks since Ed left for the West. And hes already home with his automail behind him (literally). But something is up. Roy Mustang is acting strange and request Ed returns to Central. the question is why?

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    It's well known that currently, 80% of the world population possesses a quirk by now, leaving the remain 20% as quirkless. Class 1-A was surprised by the announcement Aizawa-sensei was giving to them for two reasons:

    One, there's going to be an exchange student into the Hero Course, which is very weird considering that U.A. doesn't accept exchange students of any kind; and two, this person is from Amestris: the isolated militarized country where 99% of the population is quirkless.

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    If Hawkeye hadn’t shot him in his automail, Ed knew he'd be in worse condition. He was a fugitive of the military, likely declared dead. If they didn't it would be an insult to her skills. Besides, a fall of that distance should've killed him. But he was alive and the military wanted him dead. What happened??

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    "Lǎoshī?" Greed clumsily repeated to Edward.

    Edward raised an eyebrow in response. "You should know it," Edward paused to let out a frustrated sigh - he needed to make dinner not explain things to Greed; you would think with being hundreds of years old the homunculus would have picked up a language or two.

    "Actually, Ling would know it," Edward corrected. "Lǎoshī means teacher in Xingese."

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    She bows low, her arms against her sides, saying something even Gal doesn't seem to understand. Then she points at herself, before pointing at the man.

    “Sakura,” she says. “Sasuke.”

    Gal smiles, the kind that Barukh cherishes. “Welcome to Ishval, Sakura.”

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    Roy's been gone for almost two months, and Ed's miserable.

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    Edward's ex sends him a tiger as thank you for the boot they shared together in Gluttony's stomach. It goes as well as you'd expect.

    Or a drabble where Ling was an idiot, Roy was a bastard, and Edward's mood was fml.

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