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    Defeating an Immortal being trying to destroy them all was just the beginning. The hard part was going to be putting their lives, and Amestris, back together. In fact, between power struggles, conspiracies,wizards, reporters, and relationships some days defeating the Homunculus felt like the Easy part

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    Edward Elric loses his alchemy at sixteen years old. At nineteen, he shows up to insult his former commanding officer. What could possibly go wrong?

    AKA The one where Ed doesn't wallow for too long about his alchemy and helps people even without it.

    Based on Rät by Penelope Scott

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    “Brother?” Al prompted when Ed failed to answer. He walked over and carefully turned him over to reveal pasty white skin, a sweaty brow, and scrunched-shut eyes. “Brother?!”

    “What’s wrong with him?” Mustang asked, standing up and walking over. “Fullmetal?”

    “Fucking. Hurts like a bitch.” Ed ground out through clenched teeth. “Feels like my stomachs going to explode.”


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    It starts with what everyone thinks is a simple stomach ache.
    Then it gets worse.

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    Edward gets detention. Umbridge is not amused.

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    A busy manager, Roy’s house is as bleak as his mood. Cue a golden-haired lamp designer and the allure of “hygge”. Is Roy opening the door to love, or just an excuse to buy a truckload of cozy lighting?

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    Edward Elric - in a desperate sacrifice to right his wrongs and bring his brother back - gave himself to the Gateway of Truth in an equivalent exchange. He expected to die or to be sent to whatever the afterlife may be; if it even exists. He was NOT expecting to be spit out onto the other side; into a weird-ass world with some weird-ass people.
    A place of heroes and villains.
    His goal is simple. Get the fuck out.
    But it seems like someone else has plans for the Fullmetal Alchemist...
    And it doesn't seem like the intentions are good ones.

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    After the Promised Day messes things up a little, Fuhrer Grumman and his new government decide to reach out to the United Nations in order to establish relations with other countries and leave Amestris' bloody past behind. Unfortunately, the UN refuses to work with a country that has a well known child soldier, who has not even finished school, working for them. At the same time, some Heroes in Japan realize, that the noumus could be somehow linked to chimeras, products of cruel alchemy.

    With a move that kills all the birds with one stone, Amestris sends their child soldier to school, Japan gets a State Alchemist to help with the noumus, and UA class 1-A gets a transfer student.

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    "“Yeah, you’re right, I’m travelling. Been tons of places.” Setting down his case, Edward begun patting at his vest, proceeding to comb his fingers over long, sleep-frazzled locks of hair-- and tighten his ponytail holder; a bright, rubbery red thing.

    “As for who’s waiting for you?”

    Picking up his suitcase and pacing a few steps forward, Ed’s face shifted. The suddenly large, almost unknowingly mischievous smile gracing his features almost slightly hinting as to what he would say next--

    “The Emperor.”"
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    Four years after the Promised Day, Edward Elric finally gets around to visiting Xing. It spirals into feelings he doesn't want to acknowledge, old wounds reopening, and a few new ones as well. Literally.

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    Ed wouldn't admit it, but he was tempted to just turn back and tell Mustang to fuck right off. It would serve him right, he thought, after all, sending your underage subordinate on a wild goose chase in the middle of the desert had to count as child abuse, right?

    Right.

    Riza and Maes would agree with him after all.

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    Ed and Al are called to East City for a mission from Mustang, but soon it's clear that this time, there's more than what meets the eye.

    Follow my Tumblr @carmen-does-things for updates on new chapters!

    Cross-posted on ff.net

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    Edward let out a sigh and lay back, staring at the night sky. Alphonse wasn’t wrong, up to now both he and Alphonse had mostly dealt with lower-level criminals. Easy to take out, easier to hand over to the police. The only case they had been involved with that they had been out of their death was last month when Winry had been visiting and had unintentionally gotten mixed up with a serial killer. The Elrics had banded together with a detective and had gotten her back unscathed but a little traumatized. This was most certainly another case that was quickly drowning them.

    “Mustang, We need to talk.”

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    The self-proclaimed Fullmetal vigilante finds himself in over his head when he and his brother come across a file that sends them spiraling down a political rabbit hole, with the help of Detective Mustang, Edward and Alphonse Elric work around the clock to prevent a high scale attack which would cause hundreds of victims. But there's something darker happening behind the scenes, something that will challenge and push Edward further than he can go.

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    Originally posted at FanFiction.net, being reposted with edits and retouchings (BECAUSE IT'S BEEN LIKE 10 YEARS).

    Edward Elric is put on what he believes to be his stupidest mission yet: Babysitting a "Wizard." Everyone else calls it undercover work. To him, it's babysitting. But there's a lot more to this assignment than what's on file. And the more time passes, the more shit hits the fan.

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    It was a bright day for them, They had worked hard for this, some harder than others, but they had still done so. They hummed as the students gather in front of the building, gold, red, white, black, all mixing into a bright lake of people.

    It wasn't going to happen again.
    Kazuichi was saying how he and Gundham had gone through every student and interviewed them, but everyone should stay on high alert during the first few school days.
    The robot barely listened.

    It didn't help that so many students reminded them of the poor students before.

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    in which edward argues with mustang, has an existential crisis and is then comforted by hughes

    or an excuse for me to write hughes as the elrics' father figure

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    Edward Elric had many regrets in life; Nina Tucker, Maes Hughes and the attempted human transmutation. But there were also things he didn't regret, giving up his alchemy and starting a family with Winry.

    So, yeah, he was doing pretty fucking amazing, thank you very much.

    And he certainly didn't need to accept any offer a certain no face white silhouette had to give him.

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    In which Roy and Edward meet each other as ghosts and try to discover why they haven’t moved on to the Beyond.
    (Unresolved feelings tend to be stubborn.)

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    How will Edward recover from trauma that he doesn't even remember?

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    They only have a few months left before Promised Day, and Edward, Alphonse, and Roy all find themselves alone without the team or each other.

     

    Cross Posted on FF.net

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    "Why were they chasing you?" Roy asked, making his way back to the table and placing another glass of water in front of Edward. The boy glared down at his hand, curling it into a fist, trying to stop the shaking.

    "They took him away from me. They took my brother away." Ed explained, his voice shaking as he spoke. He watched as both Roy and Riza tensed up. "They locked me up in the basement so I couldn't get in their way, but I managed to get the window open and I escaped. But I need to find him, I need to get him back."

    "Could you tell us where you were?"

    With a shaky breath, Ed sat up and stared at them, with what he hoped was determination instead of the gut-wrenching fear he felt.

    "I was at Sunshade Orphanage."

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