1 - 20 of 148 Works by RedMayhem
Navigation
Listing Works
-
Tags
Summary
When demon Clyde observes how poorly Hamlet is treating his lovely pet, he simply has to step in and give the pretty thing a better home.
“ Clyde couldn’t wait to show her the enrichment toys he’d bought for her! A whole library - honestly, it felt like he’d set up a sort of miniature apartment inside his bedroom. Next to his regular (to him) sized bookcase, there was a small one with books that would fit in her own hands much more easily. He’d bought classics of the demon and human world, a few obscure tomes from different planes, a few mysteries, some histories, several romances… Again, it fell under the same heading. Whatever she didn’t like could be traded with another pet owner or some such. All that mattered was that, once he got her home tomorrow, Clyde gave his pretty pet the best, most gentle, loving transition that he possibly could… After all, they were going to be stealing the poor thing…”
-
Wrong Table, Right Man by RedMayhem
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Logan Lucky (2017)
07 Jul 2026
Tags
Summary
With everyone in town for a business conference Ophelia is set up on a blind date with Ben by Leia. Rey is trying to get Clyde out of the house as a favor for her old college friend Mellie, but she hasn’t seen him in so long she isn’t sure she will know him on sight. When both Ophelia and Rey are going to same restaurant to meet up with their dates for the evening, they find themselves at the wrong table with the right man.
“ ”I’m Ben.”
”I don’t care if you’re the King of England, France and Russia!” That said, it was remarkably difficult to ignore how openly this Ben gazed at her in admiration. Even as she fiddled with her phone and stared pointedly at the screen, Ben was trailing his fingertips along the inside of her wrist as though he couldn’t bare to not be touching her.
“Russia had tsars.” The woman kicked him sharply under the table but didn’t jerk out from under his touch. Good enough and Ben ceded that he deserved that.” -
The Cradle of Happiness by RedMayhem for SheSaidSarcastically
Fandoms: Logan Lucky (2017)
10 Jun 2026
Tags
Summary
Clyde gifts Ophelia a cradle for their anniversary.
“Babe, if I fall-”
“Ya ain’t fallin’ with me around,” Clyde snorted but wrapped his amputated arm carefully around her waist and placed his hand atop her growing bump all the same. Their baby was growin’ there, just beneath his hand! Few months ago there’d been nothin’ at all, then they’d rutted like teens on prom night and now there was a little Logan gettin’ ready to meet the world! He hadn’t ‘xpected to make it home, not when the blast when off. And when he didn’t, there weren’t nothin’ in the world worth smilin’ for. Seemed like he didn’t stop smilin’ now!
-
I Don't Care Who I Marry (As Long As It's You) by RedMayhem
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
02 Jun 2026
Tags
Summary
Her Majesty Leia Organa, desperate to save her son from the path he's being lured down, insists he marry. When he chooses a random servant who rejects his proposal, his fascination with her destroys Snoke's plans... and Rey's.
"This angry woman, who’d kicked him in the royal jewels hours before, wanted for him to escort her to admire the stars. She’d been intending to fall asleep but now that she knew Ben planned to meet with the First Order, now Rey wished for him to stay here and show her the stars. It was absolutely ridiculous. But even more so was that Ben actually turned his head and looked at her.
She looked so absurdly delicate. Rey had not put on a single garment and stood only in her chemise, shivering but resolute in the cold air of Alderaan’s night. Lit by moonlight, it seemed as though the woman might blow away or fall apart and yet her feet were planted as if she were were the very mountains of this country. As he turned to face her fully Ben burned this image into his mind. Of all seen so far, this face of her beauty was most profound. If Ben could show this to the world, no one would ever question again why it must be Rey above all others." -
The End of One Adventure is The Start of Another by RedMayhem
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
28 Feb 2026
Tags
Summary
A short and sweet fluff of Halsin and Tav setting off together.
“” You are sure? I truly meant it when I said I would not begrudge you if you wished to join us later. Traveling with us now means you will miss all the feasts andcelebrations that will be held in your honor!” Halsin beamed down at his Wood Elf as she loaded her own belongings into a wagon. While he traveled lightly, Tav had been loaded down with gifts and tokens from the patriars of the city. Some she planned to sell, once they were a polite distance away from the city, but others she would keep. They would make for wonderful mementos of the journey and props for retelling the tale.
“And I said I won’t be parted from you for even a moment. Love without boundaries surely means I’m not required to keep my distance.”Series
- Part 27 of Fluffruary 2026
-
Tags
Summary
When Ben and Rey meet as children, only to be separated accidentally, they spend their lives looking for each other. Until Rey smells something particularly good in the air while helping Poe get ready for during his MMA match against Kylo Ren…
"Ben never actually got on the merry-go-round though. Because as soon as his hand touched the metal, something smelled good in a way he’d never encountered before. Soft but strange, and enough to entirely divert his short attention span.
Rey smelled it too, her head peaking out from the little under cubby area of the pirate ship. She didn’t know what it was, but it got a bit stronger as a dark haired boy wandered close, his brown eyes alight with curiosity. He had a gap toothed smile, khaki shorts and a pale blue shirt with a funny cartoon face, complete with a juice stain. She liked him immediately, an instinct that doubled when he thrust a half eaten packet of vending machine cookies towards her. "
Series
- Part 2 of Dino Pals AU
-
Tags
Summary
When Rey goes into heat unexpectedly and asks him to pick up nesting supplies, Ben becomes overwhelmed by the choices.
“First heat together?” A gentle hand, being placed on Ben's bicep, broke him from his stewing, and he looked over with a silent nod. It was an older man, who smelled like alpha, with a kind smile in his eyes.
“Do you know what she likes?” A sweet faced omega appeared from another direction, both unknown to Ben before now and yet appearing as angels.
“Dinosaurs. And ducks.” It wasn’t a lot to go on and Ben could feel his face start to burn. He ought to know more about Rey’s nesting preferences, she was mate, she was the omega he’d been searching for since they’d met briefly as children! These two beautiful strangers were looking at him with soft, gentle smiles and Ben could barely muster adjectives together. “Fluffy blankets.”Series
- Part 26 of Fluffruary 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Clyde and Ophelia meet at a living history event.
"“Thank you. So much,” Ophelia wrapped an arm around her daughter and pulled her up so that the little girl was on Mama’s hip. Clyde was decidedly pleasant to look at, especially in the guise of an Edwardian barkeep - even if his goatee wasn’t remotely period but good luck getting Clyde Logan to shave someone had laughed. Her heart was still racing but Daisy was clinging close to Mama and everything was all right."
Series
- Part 25 of Fluffruary 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Clyde takes his family trick-or-treating.
"“Yeeesssss, I know,” Daisy might be a little older but she wasn’t any further impressed with Mom insistence on manners.
“Ahh, she’s got it. Go get ‘em, little duck.” Clyde’s broad hand gently nudged his duckie daughter forward. While Ophelia sat on the passenger seat of the golf cart, which Clyde moved forward every few houses, he stood at the end of every driveway to make sure their duckling made it to the front door and back safely. Ophelia had also been spared wearing an inflatable duck suit but had a bright yellow sweatshirt with ‘wings’ attached to the arms - mostly because Mama duck successfully pointed out that it would be hard to hold Daisy’s little brother in that thing."
Series
- Part 6 of Sugar And Sweeties AU
- Part 24 of Fluffruary 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Omegaverse where Kylo took the throne before meeting Rey. She finds him at the end of a rut, he gets her pupped before finding out her name but she is drugged after she consents to an exam from a First Order medical droid. To atone to his Omega, he agrees to take his pupped, recovering mate home - not realizing it's a Resistance base!
"They called it a room but it didn’t feel like one. There weren’t any windows. There wasn’t a keypad on the inside so she couldn’t open the door, even if Rey could manage to get her feet stable under her again. They dosed her again, at least once more. Maybe twice. It was hard to keep track, her mind veering between a strange, blurry reality wherein her Omega seemed to scream louder than she’d ever heard it before… and darkness. There was a nest already built. They’d put her in it. She hated it and tried to scream for him, because Alpha was supposed to be there to protect the pups. But she couldn’t manage sounds, her hands felt like heavy, limp weights at the end of her arms. She let them put her in the sterile, horrible nest because her Omega was screaming, frantic that any movements could hurt the pups. He was coming back. That’s what he said. So he would find her. Alpha promised."
Series
- Part 14 of Kinktober 2023
-
Tags
Summary
Tarsi's little sisters are horrified to discover that someone thinks their gross brother is attractive.
"”Ugh, she thinks your brother is cute,” one of the twins’ friends - a delightfully blunt Rodian - supplied the reason though he did so in somewhat poor Huttese, an optional language taught at the school that the group of friends took together.
”EW! That’s TahTah!” Both of the twins shouted in unison, staring at this newcomer whose face was turning red. Especially because now said protective older brother, still sans shirt, was trotting over quickly. Tarsi was, more or less, still a kid himself but his sisters remained his responsibility. They were annoying, sure, and it was kinda pretty frustrating that they’d overtaken him so completely in regards to Force studies, already working on their first lightsabers while he was still struggling to move rocks. But they were his annoyingly talented little sisters."
Series
- Part 23 of Fluffruary 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Clyde gets ready to pop the question to Ophelia
"He had the ring picked out. He’d saved up a whole six months worth of his income cause that’s what Daddy’d said you were supposed to do, then he’d spent several hours at the local jewelry shop cause it had to be right. Clyde still wasn’t sure if it was, if he was being honest but he couldn’t show Mellie yet. There was someone else whose opinion mattered a lot more, and who he had to ask first. And they were sitting at the end of a lake dock, trying to skip stones on the smooth water."
Series
- Part 22 of Fluffruary 2026
- Part 5 of Sugar And Sweeties AU
-
Tags
Summary
When Rey's pack press her to try the SoulMate band, she doesn't expect it to start counting down to meeting her match so rapidly!
""Miss Organa, I've got the reports you… requested…" It was unmistakable. A little buzz on both wrists with delighted, electronic bells to celebrate the two finally making eye contact. Neither of them were what the other was expecting, from the raised eyebrows and awkward shifting of weight - her standing and him still in the chair during that long moment wherein they seemed to be assessing one another.
Ben, for his part, really wasn't complaining though he'd expected his counterpart to be more… flashy. A red lip, stylish heels or statement jewelry that couldn't be ignored. Like Mother. That was a realization to discuss with his therapist…
"Thank you, Rey. Have you met my son, Ben, before?" Leia stepped forward with an amused smile, taking the folders from her employee. It was almost like watching her and Han meet for the first time, both quite unsure as to why they were supposed to be bonded together!"Series
- Part 2 of Fluffruary 2025
- Part 21 of Fluffruary 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Ben drives retail worker Rey crazy.
"The point was Ben had two options - admit to his mother that he couldn’t be bothered with laundry or buy enough basic clothing to last until they returned. However, now that he was enacting the latter plan, Ben had run into the problem of how the hell was he supposed to know his measurements? Who actually knows this shit? Why would you know this shit? Does anyone actually go around, measuring their waist and arms? He felt fairly confident in terms of the socks and undies, but these shirts were driving him nuts. Why did he wear these under his work shirts again? Right. Reduced laundry and kept his nips from showing.
“Do you need help or…” Rey’s voice trailed off because the man in question looked like he hated the package of mass produced cotton undershirts more than anyone had a right to."
Series
- Part 20 of Fluffruary 2026
-
Tags
Summary
When Ophelia gets picked up as a stray cat while in kitty form, Clyde ends up adopting her!
"”This is Miss Ophelia - she has a microchip but the phone number on file is disconnected. She’s a bit grumpy.”
Hmpf. So Hamlet was actively ignoring her plight. Ophelia wasn’t surprised, not by this point, but it was infuriating all the same. Once she got out of here, she was going to claw that asshole’s eyes out!
“Hell, I would be to if’n I got left behind,” the man drawled out in a slow, deliberate pace. He had a nice rumbling sort of voice but Ophelia still hissed at him when the door was opened. She was not in the mood for this nonsense! She did, however, attempt to leap past both the man and the volunteer in a desperate bid to get outside. Once there, she could lick her wounds and figure out where to shift safely. There are always safehouses, if you know what to look for! Unfortunately for Ophelia, she was caught by the large man who cuddled her against his chest with her head and front paws on his shoulder while her tail lashed angrily. “I got ya, darlin’”"Series
- Part 19 of Fluffruary 2026
-
Tags
Summary
The Imperial Princesses mistake a fight for a foreplay and understandably freak out.
"“This is so cool,” Padme breathed out as she drank in the chaos of the moment. Mommy and Daddy were dueling, the guards were freaking out and everyone else was trying to flee the room. The twins were absolutely riveted, until Daddy tore off his cloak when Mommy stepped on the hem to halt his movement. At that, the two girls looked at each other with a horrifying realization. Because Daddy had said that sex was wrestling you do naked. And Daddy had just taken off a piece of clothing which meant…
“EWWWWWW!!!”"
Series
- Part 18 of First Order Family
- Part 18 of Fluffruary 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Rey has been raised by her Grandfather after her parents supposedly abandoned her. Desperate to escape Exegol and find them, she strikes a bargain to leave by marrying the fearsome Lord Ren. After a surprisingly sudden wedding night, she finds that she's been left in the care of Ben - his squire - not realizing that they are the same man. All things seem to be going surprisingly happily, until Snoke demands that Lord Ren prove his loyalty - setting off a series of events that will reshape their world and reunite him with old friends.
"To suddenly find yourself within grasp of what you wanted so desperately, without warning? It was almost like balancing upon a razor. Sometimes it was better to leave the glistening bauble of hope alone, rather than experience the terror of being unable to grasp it when it was just within reach. Ben knew because he felt it the first time Rey had smiled for him, and when she’d told him of their child. When the dreams of his youth were suddenly coming true, despite having flung them aside.”
-
Tags
Summary
Ben and Rey try again and have their rainbow baby.
"”Thank you Leia.” It was such a precious thing, being able to smile and close her eyes and know that Rey’s children would be safe. Ben would watch over her and Hope while Rey rested, while Mama, Papa, Leia and Han looked after Padme and Breha. Her daughters would never know a day wherein their family wasn’t right there, when there wasn’t a loving parent, grandparent, Uncle or Aunt to brush their tears away."
Series
- Part 17 of Fluffruary 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Clyde takes his girls out for dinner.
"“Clyde lets me get as much cake as I want,” Daisy protested as her mother blocked her another attempt to raid the dessert station.
“Believe me, Clyde and I having conversations about that,” Ophelia chuckled and resorted to physically putting her hands on the girl's shoulders and rotating her towards main courses. “Get some of those green beans.”
“Fiiiine,” the younger redhead agreed but with a tone of voice that made sure Mom knew that this probably violated the Geneva convention."Series
- Part 16 of Fluffruary 2026
- Part 4 of Sugar And Sweeties AU
-
Tags
Summary
When Rey has to choose her family name, she gets a little help.
“ ”Rey who?”
Now that was a question wasn’t it. Rey hadn’t known her family growing up. She’d only ever been Rey. Now she knew her grandfather, if one wished to claim him and she didn’t. Turning her head off to the side, Rey could make out the transparent images of her teachers. They had cared for her in their own ways, even Luke in all his flawed imperfections. Ben would have hated to hear that but it was true. Leia had been so kind, so loving. She’d known who Rey was and never doubted her.”Series
- Part 15 of Fluffruary 2026