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Taking her seat on the ice bed, Carol isn’t done complaining just yet. “Hmm. Guess what? Sitting on a block of ice makes you feel like you have to pee.”
“Okay, so pee” Helen reasons.
“Yeah, but is the toilet gonna be made out of ice? What if I stick to it? What could be better than shared hotel toilets, oh I know, shared hotel ice-toilets!” Carol quips sarcastically.
“Okay don’t pee.”
Laying the sarcasm on thick, Carol replies, “Sure I’ll just hold it till check out, that shouldn’t be too hard.”
“Just pee right here on the bed then.”
“Yeah, right.”
Helen takes her eyes off the aurora borealis to look at Carol. “Do it, I dare you, pee on the ice bed. See if it freezes.”
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Carol has spent the past 10 years of her relationship with Helen keeping her kink a shameful secret. Their trip to a hotel made of ice is their first vacation since her secret has been exposed. Carol wishes Helen would forget about it entirely, but Helen has other plans. Determined to not let Carol be miserable for the entire trip, Helen pushes her out of her comfort zone.
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In an act of desperation, Carol turns to Diabaté for help curing the virus before she herself gets turned. When his response is worse than just blowing her off, she goes nuclear.
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“That’s what you just said, us unjoined lack ‘expertise’ and aren’t sophisticated enough to use the bathroom like you.” Carol has an uncanny ability to turn anything into a fight.
“Carol, that’s not how we think you should look at this. There is absolutely no judgement from us, we want you to be comfortable. Can we please take you to the women’s room?” Zosia is audibly perplexed by Carol’s behavior.
“I want you to take me wherever you all go. I need to see this for myself. Where do all the smartest brain surgeons and rocket scientists in the world pee?” Carol shifts her weight again.
“Okay. Follow us.”
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This is my episode by episode prediction for how Season 2 is going to go down. I tried to go by evidence in the text, and things that were set up in Season 1. I tried my best to keep consistent characterization. It came out 8 episodes long because I didn’t want to put any filler. Sorry about the wacky ending, it’s really hard to incorporate an atom bomb into a story. Warning: it gets a bit horny but nothing explicit.
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“Carol has no idea where to keep her eyeline, she stares at the objects laid out in front of her, vision darts across the room, taking in her girlfriend’s face, the facade of Zosia’s calm clearly ruined by the intensity in how she watches her. Unable to handle the burn of that eye contact, she looks at her wife instead, and fought down the urge to throw something at Helen’s knowing smirk. They’re both looking at her. Looking at her, looking at the… items. “
Alternatively: Carols wife and girlfriend have a fun time with their new leather puppy
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05 Jul 2026
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carol has been spiraling and isolating and finally gets drunk enough to snap and ask the hivemind to send her zosia again. the hivemind has an offer of how to convince carol that they love her.
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04 Jul 2026
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There's a new medication making the rounds that promises a day of incontinence in a single pill. Diaper girl Yazmin is desperate to spend a long weekend experimenting but every drug has side effects. What kind of mistake is he about to make?
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29 Jun 2026
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“The world lost 800 million people, leaving large gaps in workers all over the globe. There were approximately 385,000 births daily before the Joining, but not one conception since. We need to perpetuate the hive somehow.
The airspray helps to put everyone's bodies into a state of physical arousal and increased fertility, allowing for easier intercourse and a greater chance of impregnation. Again, Carol, we're very sorry you got caught in the crosshairs."
//or, the hive accidentally sprays Carol with sex pollen. Hijinks ensue.
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Three Idols, One Puddle by MysticEeek (baptized_blood_ink)
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
20 Jun 2026
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Rumi, Mira, and Zoey. Korea's flawless idol trio, or so everyone thinks.
One bad cup of tea and a stupid bet later, the practice room smells like something that definitely isn't sweat. The choreography can wait.
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22 Jun 2026