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    Лионель Месси был мелким хитрым ублюдком, и именно по этой причине Криштиану Роналду оказался на спине с наручниками на запястьях и с членом в заднице.

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    Русский
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    18/53
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    Fenris arranges his own Lovers' Day celebration for Anders. And for himself.

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    1/1
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    4
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    After Voldemort has risen to power, Draco finds himself in an uncomfortable situation.

    "It was weakness that had made him choose her. And now he would suffer for it..."

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    57,093
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    125
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    522
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    85
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    "Abady" is a recently graduated, general practitioner who always dreamed about specializing in psychiatry medicine, but to fulfill his dream, he has to get a recommendation letter from professor "Karim" who's very hard to please.

    The 25-year-old physician will have a lot to learn from the 58-year-old consultant, especially in the branch of sexology.

    This story is an exaggeration of a real-life incidence that happened to one of my middle-eastern friends where his future was depending on his senior's recommendation letter, and he was asked to do some bizarre shits to get it. So, that's why you'll find all the characters names in Arabic.

    Language:
    English
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    16,710
    Chapters:
    8/?
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    14
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    72
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    6993
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    'We Fett clones were great soldiers. No one could or would ever try to argue with that. We were engineered, conditioned and trained to be versatile and skilled on the field of battle. In war, we knew what we were doing and so we were mature, confident, and serious. Then there was our spare time...'

    Commander Wolffe's hobby was recording stories from the people he encountered during the Clone Wars. Some stories were nostalgia about the strange upbringing of clones on Kamino, some were adventures recounted by soldiers or Jedi, some were just etiological. And since the tone of the war was tragic, Wolffe insisted that all of the stories had to be funny.

    Each chapter is three little stories.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    61/?
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    179
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    28
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    7145
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    Stories of your different patrons as a worker in the most well-kept and prestigious brothel in the continent.

    Taking requests for characters. See first page for details!
    (Gifting to everyone whose requests I fill!)

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    English
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    27,116
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    125
    Kudos:
    195
    Bookmarks:
    19
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    7960
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    The war is over. The Autobots won. With a sadistic Sentinel at the helm of Cybertron, backed by his equally deranged guard, things are even worse than before the war. All Decepticons still online are imprisoned at first, but then things go steadily worse. For those unwanted, there's an end destination: the pound. Not everybot is so fortunate to leave that place active.

    This drabble fic will show the mechs coming in and out of that place, as well as glimpses from their life in the clutches of their new masters.

    This will not be easy reading.

    Language:
    English
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    31,942
    Chapters:
    99/?
    Comments:
    627
    Kudos:
    173
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    13465
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    Andrea, a nineteen year old University student, is currently residing in a magnificent city, full of history and wonders, but is, as all students are, so done with everyone and everything. Every day that goes by she struggles to maintain both her love for her chosen course and a general face of sanity, while unfortunately dragging her past into her future, more often than not. The things she has to do in order to survive all alone in a foreign city, would put the fear of God in most girls' hearts. Until she meets him. An entity fleshed out from the pages of Mythology. A man with a ledger as red as blood and a reputation that precedes him. A God of illusions, lies, tricks and mischief, currently in retirement.
    Loki Laufeyson has lost everything and has decided to distance himself from his brother and the Avengers. With Asgard gone, his kingship to ruins and a crushed spirit, he has become a shadow of himself, wandering aimlessly through the streets of a medieval city, drinking, fucking and wasting his existence away, all in the service of numbing the feelings of pain and loss. Until he meets her. A creature which he cannot believe is of Earth. A woman, a lover, a dancer, a student and his potential cure.

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    English
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    98,907
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    47
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    71
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2023
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    Paul nursed Daryl back to health after his torture at the Sanctuary. They became close and intimate, only not in the romantic and sexual way that Paul wanted. When Rick and Rosita suddenly show up at Hilltop with a sick Daryl, Paul becomes protective, especially when he finds out what has Daryl so sick.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    13
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    41
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    In a post Battle of New York AU, Loki is sent back to Earth to face the people whose lives he damaged. Some of these people have much more going on beneath the surface than even he can notice. Can he find redemption before Thanos finds him and takes his revenge for the loss of the Tesseract?

    Sophie has been living with frightening secrets for too long. Can she make peace with the god of Chaos and save her planet in the process?

    This was co-written with the awesome @nightmareofcat from Tumblr.

    Language:
    English
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    481,421
    Chapters:
    127/?
    Comments:
    113
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    198
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    37
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    "You sure sound casual for someone who hasn't watched the greatest scary movie of all time."

     

    "I already know the big twist, though."

     

    "That doesn't matter! It's the small details throughout the story that give the end such a huge impact. If you don't appreciate those, the importance of the finale is lost. Stop disrespecting M. Night Shyamalan in front of me."

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    1/1
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    1
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    After having a secret encounter with Magnai the Older upon their first trip to the Dawn Throne, Hien has kept his feelings to himself for good reason. When he is alone with the Oronir Khan next, it is full well the last time he will see him before the final battle against the Garleans in Doma. One more chance to say what he feels or risk never getting to say it at all.

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    *Kylo finds out Hux is a dhampyre - or a half vampire hybrid, by accident and decides to pursue him (or annoy him) regardless of the consequences. He also stumbles on Techie (not related to Hux) - a late bloomer Force sensitive and decides to take him up as his Apprentice. All three soon form a romantic triad despite their differences. Plenty more plot and lots of Kyluxie NC17 smut to go with it, but if I told you any more it would spoil the fanfic.

    *Story starts off at the beginning of the “Careful, Ren” scene in Episode VII. Will have various elements of later events from Episode VII and Episode VIII, depending on where the story leads. And of course Techie’s background from Dredd. Since I wasn’t sure what to call the triad – there are so few fics out there of them, I decided to call them Kyluxie – so if that isn’t exactly true, then I am very sorry about that!

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    English
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    31,042
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    331
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    I post these to my tumblr, but I also decided to post here in case anyone who isn't on tumblr wants to read them. Enjoy!

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    English
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    46,770
    Chapters:
    96/?
    Comments:
    20
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    73
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    7800
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    Shane's a vampire. Ryan doesn't know. Ryan finds out rather unexpectedly. ...Well, sort of.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    32
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    150
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    Eggsy Unwin, son of British ex-patriot Lee Unwin and his French-Swiss wife Michelle Unwin is a grad student working on an arduous thesis when he's invited to the prestigious Cambridge University for a year abroad. A young grad named Roxy Morton invites him to stay with her and they get on like a house on fire.

    Only one problem.

    Her two gorgeous uncles, professors at the University, live right next door. Her two gorgeous - completely unavailable - married uncles.

    Even if he could manage more than three words in English or French every time he stumbled into them, they wouldn't be interested... right?

    Written because starbucks has a thing for foreign languages and sexy sexy voices. This is the hell we descended into together.

    Language:
    English
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    13,183
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    89
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    122
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1616
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    Mollymauk's shotty memory comes with the price of some pretty terrible headaches. He's not very good with dealing with them, but lucky for Molly, he has some friends who are.

    Another self indulgent installment of Hush, Scream's ongoing Caleb and Molly hurt/comfort saga. (This story is a standalone companion, taking place after the first two)

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    English
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    4,211
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    144
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    This is just a bunch of oneshots that have two themes in common: explicit porn, and problematic shit. Check the tags for a better idea of what that means. Genres vary, but its mostly going to be fantasy, including monsters, tentacles, fairy tale creatures, that kind of thing. A brief synopsis and descriptions of what is in each story will be listed in the notes section. Enjoy!

    Language:
    English
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    39,005
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    26
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    13263
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    Following a brisk but exciting week for the Literature Club and their newest member, Sunday rolls around... But something is different, and events don't go exactly as certain people would expect. One small difference makes all the others fall into place. Things cascade out from that one point of change before rippling back like a drop into a puddle. From here, it's all going to go differently.

    After all: This is literature, not a game.

    Language:
    English
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    19,921
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    92
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    3
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    1814
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    Rick thinks that he is hiding it well from everyone, but Beth knows.

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    English
    Words:
    3,614
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1450

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