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Are we more than our memories? by NoPunnyNamesLeft
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
07 May 2026
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How does spending two years dead affect your brain?
Will your neurons survive? Will your memories remain intact? Will you remain intact?This is a fanfic of Colonist Sole survivor + Ruthless Shepard thrust back into a galaxy he barely remembers, that seems to barely remember him (that last part is pretty much canon)
I guess this is 1st person depresso Shepard dealing with the BS of the Mass Effect universe that you didn't know you didn't need.
My first serious foray into writing, so feedback welcome! And encouraged!
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Dr Dixon's Xenobiology for the human space explorer - with comments by Dr Mordin by NoPunnyNamesLeft
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy
04 Jan 2026
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Because my brain works in this way, I decided I would like to have a dedicated resource for the xenobiology in my ME headcanon. And lucky you, you get to read it!
Information uses established lore where possible, building on it with other creators' fanon (will be referenced when possible), and a lot of my own. Unless otherwise specified, any of my ME works will use this as a reference. This work is subject to revision if I get any brilliant ideas.
PS. Dr Dixon is named after Dougal Dixon, a Scottish paleontologist who was also one of the founders of speculative evolution.
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Of course I've spoken to other turians before! by NoPunnyNamesLeft
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy
26 Dec 2025
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So when i noticed the turians are based on the Roman empire (including a lot of names), I came up with this stupid idea.
Even made an AO3 account exclusively to subject others to it. As implied, this is my first fanfic ever, so don't expect high quality writing! Feedback is welcome, but don't tell me the humour is bad. I knew that from the beginning.
The Shali part of the story is very much not the main focus; mostly banter between Shepard, Garrus, and the rest of the crew.
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Just a crack fic
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07 May 2026
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The Final Moments of a Shining Star by A_Face_In_The_Crowd
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
24 Feb 2023
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After spending years trapped in her environmental suit, Tali'Zorah experiences intimacy for the very first time.
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07 May 2026
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You have Tali. You have snek. Now you have snek Tali because my friends and I over at a discord server can't stop coming up with headcanons for her. This might or might not be a series of one-shots. Honestly, this is my second time writing any fanfiction fully so we'll see how it goes. This fanfic starts Post-ME1 and Pre-ME2. They're fully romanced, so I'll probably have to upload a prequel fic for this someday.
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10 Jan 2026
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Dual Spectres by SpectralKyurem
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
23 Apr 2025
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In an alternate universe where the Morning War never happened, the Systems Alliance and the Rannochian Commonwealth collaborated together to build a brand new Alliance stealth ship, the SSV Normandy. While on the shakedown run, Commander John Shepard learns his name was put forward as a candidate for the Spectres, and learns that his mentor is none other than a Quarian by the name of Tali'Zorah. But when the run to Eden Prime goes awry, and disaster strikes, how will he and his new mentor stop the rogue Spectre Saren Arterius?
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09 Jan 2026